Text [0099] The real earth fairy world

When it comes to the way of killing, especially when the hand-to-hand combat, there is no spell that can compare to martial arts, and many people look down on martial arts, because people who practice martial arts do not have a decent master at all, let alone such a perverted body as capital as Yihe

The speed of Yihe, the strength of Yihe, and the strength of Yihe's body have undoubtedly become immortals.

Cultivating into an immortal, the thunder at that moment almost wiped him out, and this is why he has this body that although it doesn't look powerful, it has an absolute advantage over the cultivators. Yi He smiled cruelly, and hit the old man Hanako with a knee and pushed it out more than ten meters!

Within a distance of more than ten meters, Yi He's hands were either fists, or fingers, or palms, or hand knives, or elbows and knees, and they attacked thousands of times in a row on the body of the old man named Hanako...... The distance of more than ten meters passed in a flash, and it had already broken through the speed of sound.

Tens of meters away, thousands of attacks.

The bones in Yi He's body made a cheerful and excited explosion, as if he had lit a firecracker, and the old man Hanako spat out a mouthful of blood, with some fragments of internal organs in the blood, and Yi He's attack almost killed him!

This is the wind trick of the Heavenly Hidden Wind!

The wind is as fast as the wind, extremely fast, and pervasive, as long as you can understand the essence of the wind technique, whether it is the use of spells or martial arts, it is also ⊙,.. can play a much more powerful attack than others. If you understand these essences enough, you can also kill the Buddha and destroy the saints in the mortal body.

Yi He looked at the dying old man, tilted his head, sighed and said: "Tsk, a lot of age, why bother......? Tsk, old husband and young wife, buried together, there must be a lot of people to visit, it's too unusual. ”

Yi He's extremely vicious words stimulated the old man to squirt a mouthful of blood again......

"You, you ......"

The old man was really angry, and the little essence of life that was the only remaining fruit in itself completely turned into a wave of anger, and after two screams, it was like a wooden stake, and he fell down with a poof, and there was no movement again. Yi Yi spread his hands and said speechlessly: "Why did you die like this?"

The woman shouted, "I'm going to kill you." ”

It's just that the gap between the two people's cultivation at this moment is really a little bigger, and the speed of their hands is also a little bit bigger, Yi He touched the woman a few times very casually, and a good piece of clothing turned into a piece of butterflies, flying all over the sky.

The woman was naked all of a sudden, her eyes breathing fire, but she didn't continue to hit Yi He's body with self-inflicted humiliation, but covered her three main points and covered them up so vividly.

Yi He smashed his mouth and grinned: "Shouldn't it? You said that no matter how frustrated you are, they are all earth immortals, why are they so weak? Even if my attack is really deadly, but according to the strength of the earth immortal's body and life, it shouldn't be so easy to hang up? How can this be? Shouldn't it be......?"

Of course it shouldn't be, that old man was alive by his Yihe, if he didn't say those vicious cool words, the old man is estimated to live for a few hundred more years, and even if his injuries heal, maybe so, sometimes language is also an extremely sharp weapon.

The conversation turned to the woman, and Yi He's eyes lit up and said how white and tender her skin was, how beautiful her image was, that is, she was a little vicious, and she was worthy of being the most poisonous woman's heart, and the woman was so ashamed that she hit the tree directly with her head.

Yi He's mouth said "Don't, don't bump, don't bump into ......" but didn't see him move. After a while, when the woman's head was blurred and her neck was about to be dislocated, Yi He added: "I said don't hit it, is it easy for a tree to grow so big? Is it easy? Look at you, three of them have been broken, hey, they are all living lives, how can you bear it? How can you? How can you make me embarrassed?"

If you can kill people without doing it and using a lot of cool words, then Yihe is definitely unwilling to do it. He is an old man, a gentleman, an upright person who is straight under the sun, not to mention a woman in front of him, a slippery woman!

Yi He automatically ignored what he had done when he just came out of the snake cave, and he would never admit this kind of slander and stain, even if you recorded it, it would be in vain.

"People are fucking born of people, trees are fucking born of trees, don't you feel that you are committing a crime when you do this? Look at the way you look now! Your head is bleeding, and two little rabbits are jumping everywhere, you are eating the temptation of fruits, if it weren't for me being more obscene than Megumi Yanagishita, no, if I weren't better than Megumi Yanagishita, you would have been gang-raped!"

"Damn, don't think I don't dare, when Lao Tzu gangs rape you, he must first use a shadow clone, let thousands of clones play and kill you, and finally make you overly lustful and can't wake up. ”

"Hey, why am I so evil?"

"It's all your fault, it's all your fault, what a pure person I am, but I was spoiled by you...... If it weren't for you, how could I have crooked thoughts? That Buddha has no hair, forgive me, God, we, I'm Pu your mother, hey, are you going to die? I still have to travel, I don't have time to spend ...... with you."

“……”

The woman frantically hit the trees, hit the trees, and many trees were broken by her waist, just like a blind bear blind man, all the way to the road and howl, the poignant voice with seven points of grief and indignation, three points of wanting to die, summed up is very much do not want to live. Yi He followed with a branch.

At this time, he still had the leisure to whip the surrounding grass, and whipped out some small beetles, poisonous snakes, and so on, making this small piece of the world extremely chaotic, and the buzzing and crashing sound of the tree sounded, and under a huge big tree, Yi He couldn't help but stop

A large beehive overhead attracts Yihe's attention.

Hit the tree, of course hit this one, Yi He smiled very weirdly, used some small means to charm people's hearts, and said to the woman: "If you want to hit the tree, you also hit this tree, how thick is it? How many trees have you broken and how many flowers and plants have you destroyed?"

At this time, the woman has long lost her mind, and if you let her hit a tree, she won't even think about whether it should be, and she will plunge into it right away.

The huge beehive fell, smashed directly on the woman's buttocks, countless palm-sized bees buzzed towards the woman's whole body, a large piece of black pressure covered the whole body, and this woman deserved to be unlucky, this nest of bees is so big, it is obviously a wild bee, and it still has to be a sperm.

The needle that was more than an inch long pierced the flesh fiercely, and the extremely toxic toxin spread all over the body, Yi He, who was hiding in the shadows, watched the big bees on this woman's body die one by one, and finally the place where the woman's body was pierced was bleeding, and huge blisters crawled all over the body, connecting into a piece.

If I had to explain this scene in one word, it would be "disgusting".

The surface of the woman's body soon turned blue-green, and then turned black, and the miserable howl from the pain gradually went down, and finally the corpse was completely raised, Yi He sighed: "Miserable, so miserable, it's so fucking miserable, I want to cry with sympathy." ”

Yihe's expression is like that of an old aunt who has just watched a soap opera, with tears in her eyes and a bright water, with a posture that is obviously using the pain of others to comfort her own lack of happiness.

Shaking his head, Yihe began to evacuate the place.

There's another man who sabotages his plans, and he wants that man to pay the price, but not now, but wait!

The scorching sun seems to be about to turn the whole earth into a teppanyaki, the summer is hot, Yi He leisurely passed by a gazebo, in the pavilion is a person wearing a black and white dress playing chess alone, Yi He just walked over, he listened to the man: "This friend, the weather is hot, why don't you come and drink a cup of herbal tea to cool off, how about it?"

Yihe continued to walk, without looking at it more, about ten minutes later, he passed by a gazebo, it was still the same person, it was still the same game of chess, that sentence. Yihe had an extra heart, and when he looked around, it was obviously the place he had just walked through!

He suddenly became cautious and said, "What do you mean? I don't have to play chess with you, do you?"

As he spoke, Yihe walked into the gazebo, picked up the teacup and drank it. No matter what the other party's purpose is, but it is obvious that he himself is the fish on the chopping board, and he can't help himself, what do you want to do, then do it honestly. Yihe is not that kind of fool, now he has no fetters, and he doesn't have to stiffen up for anyone!

The man in black and white said, "I don't mean anything else in the game, I just want to invite you to play a game of chess." ”

Yi He said: "But I get dizzy when I see this Go, it's either black or white, and I'm dazzled after a while, why don't we change it?"

It's a good walk, and it's too inexplicable to come out like this.

"What chess?"

"Backgammon. ”

Yihe had no skin and no face, and he didn't know what it meant to be ashamed, so he directly reported the rules of backgammon, and the two began to play. In fact, Yihe didn't report the flying machine to him, which is enough to save face!

The rules of backgammon are simple, easy to be brave and diligent on the road, and the head quickly calculates the position of the falling piece according to the mathematical method, and the other party is obviously familiar with Go, but is not familiar with backgammon, and forgets the rules as soon as it falls, Yihe kills a seven-in-seven-out, and wins!

The man sighed and said, "Hey, I don't know if I don't see it, it's really wonderful when I see it, your shamelessness is really ancient and modern, my heart is very relieved...... Poor Dao Mu Lingzi, it is the inheritance of the Yuan Shi Tianzun who sat down in the Yunzhongzi, you kid, you have become an immortal, barely strong, you are qualified to enter my door, you, are you willing?"

"For ...... Why me?"

Mu Lingzi stroked his beard and said with a smug face: "Because, you are very shameless!"

Yi He almost fell headlong.

Mu Lingzi's reason can't be described as fierce, so I heard Mu Lingzi continue: "Before you became an immortal, Poor Dao had already begun to pay attention to you, no matter how you acted, or how shameless you were, it made Poor Dao deeply heartbroken, today, such a shameless person, it is difficult to find ...... through the ages."

"So you want me to be your apprentice?"

"Yes. ”

"Why?"

Mu Lingzi said in an extremely affirmative tone: "Just because you are shameless, because you are shameless, you can be better than the blue, and you can magnify my cloud neutron lineage." Do you know how much you admire and how much you admire the two women after you become an immortal, how much you can't reach it......"

"Good apprentice, when the teacher saw you for the first time, he already began to fall in love at first sight. You're just heartbreaking. Of course, it's not enough to be shameless, you are still very interesting, which is also very necessary, this can be seen from your performance to Song Birou's girl!"

"If you want to join my cloud neutron lineage, it is not enough to be shameless, you also have to be righteous enough, and you will pretend to be forced, and you just have such conditions, I don't choose you, who do you choose?"

Mu Lingzi spat lotus flowers in his mouth, and said that the sky was falling.

Yi Heting rolled his eyes, took a moment's time, and asked, "Is there a thatched house here?" I'll go and complain for a while, you continue here, don't stop...... Mom, I finally know how lethal it is to be shameless. This is much more powerful than any magic weapon!"

"Alright, let's get back and continue. ”

Yi He's face was sad and indignant: "You just kill me directly." ”

The old man laughed, and when he mentioned Yi He, he rose to the sky, how to say that the old man is also a golden immortal cultivator, how much more advanced than the direct I don't know, Yi He, an earth immortal who has just been promoted, is obviously not an opponent, and flew directly into the sky, breaking a layer of almost transparent diaphragm, and the next moment, it was like entering another world.

Mu Lingzi said to Yi He with a little bit of a hint of pointing out the country: "Look, this is the real Earth Immortal Realm, and the one below is just a mortal world." The real Earth Immortal Realm is also a place where those ants stay, take a walk, follow me back to the cave!"

This is the real Earth Immortal Realm!

This is the real world of immortals!

Yihe felt that he died 30,000 years ago and was too aggrieved, and thought that he had come to the Earth Immortal Realm, but it turned out that this was the real Earth Immortal Realm, and after Yihe came here, he became the bottom of the Earth Immortal Realm, a small Earth Immortal.

In the Earth Immortal Realm, the level of the immortals is from low to high, respectively, the earth, heaven, and gold, and then there are the masters of the Holy Realm, and a master who has surpassed the Holy Realm.

Mu Lingzi kept rambling, but these Yihe still had to be written down well, otherwise he really wouldn't have to mix in the future. And coming to the Earth Immortal Realm will also be of great benefit to his future subversive actions. Mu Lingzi took Yihe all the way to his cave, which was a simple cave full of magic weapons and parts.

Yun Zhongzi has a soft spot for magic weapons, so most of the people in his lineage are also making counterfeit and shoddy products, and Yihe feels that this job is very promising.

Born in a big country of piracy, growing up in a big country of piracy, Yi He, who grew up with pirated products, undoubtedly understands the value of this piracy, his eyes are shining at the embryos of those magic weapons, what swords, guns, circles, forks, everything, and some special bows and crossbows.

A voice in Yihe's heart shouted: "It's developed, this time it's really developed." ”

With a golden glow in his eyes, another voice in Yihe's heart shouted: "No wonder so many people like to change maps, it turns out that there are many benefits to changing maps, people move to life, trees move to death, what a fucking classic." Yi He squeezed his handsome smiling face into a chrysanthemum...... "Master, please sit down old man." ”

Mu Lingzi hit a spirit up and down: "Stop!"

Mu Lingzi coughed and said: "This is our territory, how to use the mountain protection array outside, you go and look at the classics yourself, I don't need to say more, let's Yunzhongzi practice to see the individual, if you don't understand, don't bother me, I still have to repair the magic weapon." ”

Yi He's mouth opened wide: "Ah, isn't it?"

"Isn't it? If you don't repair the magic weapon, you and I will go and drink the northwest wind? If it weren't for Master Zu's order, I would have worked hard to find an apprentice......?

Well, Yihe definitely has no common language with someone who is more shameless than himself, and he doesn't say much, he is holding a large piece of bamboo slips.

It's really very ancient, the ancient bamboo slips are written with ancient words, and the ancient words contain some unclear things, after Yihe lived here, the most he did was to stare at the two eyes, look at the words on those bamboo slips in a daze, and he couldn't understand anything.

The meaning of those words is very clear when taken out one by one, but when put together, nothing is understood. Looking at these bamboo slips now, he has the feeling of reading English textbooks in English class back then. There is a mess in the head, a mess in the head, and the feeling is a headache that makes people want to die!

"Good apprentice, go out to sell magic weapons for the teacher, you yourself are looking at the cave!"

Hey, Mu Lingzi is really a person who has escaped from low-level interests, he is diligent every day like an old scalper, although he doesn't talk much, but the lives of the master and apprentice are pressed on the master Mu Lingzi alone, which makes Yi He feel a little different in his heart under the fence.

It seems that in addition to being a little shameless, this old man called Mu Lingzi, Jin Xian, is still a good person. At least I have nothing to say about Yihe, a cheap apprentice.