Chapter 70: Filling out the form and croaking
In Afu's room, Eleven took out a piece of paper and put it on the table, and said to Afu, "You can fill out this form." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info has some that are mandatory. ”
Ave sat down, picked up the watch, and saw what was written on it.
At the top of the form are things like salutations that can be filled in or not.
Afu just wanted to write, but found that she didn't have a pen, she touched her arms, no.
She couldn't help it, she looked up at Eleven and said, "Do you have a pen, please?" Lend me. ”
Hearing this, Eleven took out a small bone pen as if he had expected it for a long time and handed it to Afu, most of the big and rough people he recruited did not have a pen, so he often carried a pen with him.
Afu took the pen and asked, "Does your work have any effect on your reputation?" ”
Eleven said: "It is possible that he will be wanted by the government." ”
Ave: "Uh, so what the hell do you do?" After speaking, he wrote on the title: Yu Dagui.
Eleven stared at her filling out the form and said, "You'll find out the day after tomorrow." ”
Aph: "Okay. ”
Skipping some optional questions, Afu saw a very interesting optional question: "Where do parents and wives live?" ”
Ah Fu asked curiously: "Didn't you say that this job may be wanted by the government?" What do you mean by asking people to fill in their home addresses? ”
Eleven: "Our work is very dangerous, we are wanted by the government, we may die at any time, if there is a home address, we will send the remains of the deceased back to their hometown as much as possible, and give their family some compensation." ”
Ave: "You guys have good benefits. and skipped this one.
She didn't want these eccentrics to know where she lived.
The next questions that must be answered are all questions about cultivation and martial arts.
She thought about it for a moment and wrote down something she could write.
Soon after, Ave finished filling it out and returned the pen and form to Eleven.
Eleven took the watch, took out a bag, and put the watch inside.
Eleven took out a small box and handed it to Afu, who reached out and took it.
"That's it, see you the day after tomorrow. The frog will inform you of the meeting place. Eleven opened the door and walked out.
"What? What kind of frog? Afu didn't understand what he was talking about.
But Eleven's response was not heard.
Afu closed the door, walked back to the table and sat down, looking at the box in her hand, thinking about what Eleven meant.
Is there a frog in it? Afu opened the box.
Really, looking at a big frog lying in the box, she thought.
Then why does the frog notify me of the meeting place? Afu thought as she reached out and pressed her fingers against the frog's smooth back.
"Don't touch this frog with your dirty hands, stupid human." The frog dodged Afu's finger and said the above.
The frog actually spoke human words, and this shocking scene frightened Afu to the ground, and she got up from the ground and got up again.
The frog raised the corners of his mouth, stretched out a flipper and said to Afu: "Stupid human, this frog is the croaking master sent by the organization to supervise you, why don't you kneel down quickly?" ”
Hearing this, Afu reached out and pinched the frog like lightning, pinched its limbs very wide, put it in front of him, and said with a wicked smile: "Lord quack, it seems that I want to add a field chicken porridge tonight." ”
The frog waved his feet and said, "If you dare to eat me, the organization will not let you go, let go of this frog, or I will immediately call 100,000 frog soldiers and frogs to peel you and cramp." ”
This frog is fierce enough, but if I can't control it at this time, it may ride on my head in the future.
Ah Fu put her hand hard and said, "Why don't I dare to eat you?" Just pay some Xuanjing, if it's a big deal, I'll run away, and besides, I don't know how much 100,000 frogs can be sold to restaurants that make chicken porridge? ”
Could it be that Afu pinched hard or what? The frog no longer spoke, but croaked in a flurry of words.
Afu's hair was dizzy when she heard this, she reduced the strength of her hand, reached out and patted the frog's head, and threatened: "Talk about people, otherwise I will tear you up now and send you to the kitchen below." ”
The frog looked at Afu's fierce face, his eyes were big, and he looked pitiful, and said, "I was wrong, big frog, my meat is not delicious, I haven't been in the water for many days, it stinks." ”
That's right, Afu shook her hands and said, "It's an adult, not a frog." ”
Afu shook her hand, and the frog was immediately shaken and dizzy, and said intermittently, "Yes, my lord." ”
Afu, who was curious about this kind of talking frog, asked, "What are you?" ”
Hearing this, the frog's eyes lit up, and he raised his chin and said, "This frog is Lord Quack." ”
Afu reached out to the frog's head and made a gesture to hit it, saying, "Tell me more about it, or hum."
The frog said, "My lord, can you let the frog down?" ”
Afu: "No, what if you run away?" ”
Frog: "No, how could I run away when the organization sent me?" ”
Afu also had some truth when she thought about it, and how could this frog escape from under her nose.
She put the frog on the table.
The frog immediately jumped on the box, and just when Afu thought it was going to escape, it stood up on the box, made a burning pose, and said, "Since you have asked sincerely, the frog will tell you with great mercy that the most talented and greatest communication frog of the Miao Frog tribe in the Miao Frog Cave on the Bailiu Mountain Range on the border of Caiyue is me." Quack, stupid person - quack"
Afu tapped it on the head and said, "Tell the point." ”
Quack touched his head, finally understood his situation, and said in a low voice: "This frog is a wonderful frog who has signed a contract with the organization and has become a communication frog, responsible for conveying the organization's orders to the members of the organization. ”
Hearing this, Afu looked at Quack with appreciative eyes and said, "Very good, I will talk like this in the future." ”
Quack tugged at the frog's mouth.
In other words, this frog can convey the message of the so-called organization to me, and Afu asked, "What kind of organization are you talking about?" ”
"This frog is just a peripheral communication frog and can't answer this question." ”
Afu said, "Oh~", then pulled out the short sword and blew on the blade.
As soon as he saw it, he immediately waved his flippers and said, "My lord, what this frog said is true, even if you eat me, I don't know." ”
Afu of course scared it, killed it who came to tell me the meeting place, she put the sword back in the scabbard.
She asked, "Then where should I meet?" ”
"This frog doesn't know. ”
Ah Fu drew his sword: "Yes, you only have one use left now, and that is stewed chicken porridge." ”
"My lord, can you listen to Ben Frog first? The meeting place will not be heard by the organization's communication frog until the day after tomorrow, and I really don't know it now. ", said without tears.
Aph: "Well, my bad. ”