Chapter 009: Hell yes

Di Yishuai returned to the dormitory in the second half of the night, and his roommates had already slept, so he casually threw the bag on the desk in the hall, but it was a bit inappropriate to think about it, several of his roommates were not medical students, so he threw his skull in a public place and lacked it, so he fished out the skull and put it in the wardrobe in the dormitory, and casually touched a set of clothes and went to the bathroom.

Zhou Xingwu didn't hit people in the face, so that Di Yishuai's little face could be preserved intact, looking at the handsome face in the mirror, he suddenly forgot about the very unpleasant beating tonight, and still caressed his face and admired himself, and finally looked worthy of the name Di Yishuai......!

When he took off his clothes, he couldn't help complaining that the ancients said that it was not wrong for the beauty to be in trouble, so that he was beaten and bruised and purple, and it hurt a little bit, and he couldn't bend his hands and rub his back when he took a shower...... Well, violence can't solve the problem, how can you do things like being so handsome, or pry off the other party's corner to be more in line with the identity of the first handsome!

It's just that the corner itself is super hard, and if the angle of the pry is slightly wrong, it will backfire on it, and the injury is likely to be the most fatal third leg, but if you don't pry, I'm sorry for the vinegar jar to give me a meeting gift, and Di Yishuai, who returned to the bed, fell asleep in a daze in the entanglement.

"Hell, help, ahhhh......h

At this time, the sky was still shrouded in darkness, and a scream as high as 100 decibels pierced through the walls of the house into the sky, and its sound was so sharp that people couldn't help but block their ears.

"Rub, who has nightmares?"

"Got ** in your dream?"

"Damn, what's your name early in the morning, and don't let people sleep well!"

"Damn, it's not half past five! continue to sleep ......"

The scream of "......" shook some people in the Xiangyang apartment building of Nanhai University and fell out of bed, and all kinds of dissatisfied curses also sounded, and then the lights of each dormitory were lit up one after another.

Bang!

In the small apartment No. 13 of Unit 2 of Xiangyang Apartment, the wooden door of the small bedroom was forcibly kicked open from the outside, and a tall thin man rushed in with a long stick and mop, but there was nothing in front of him except a shivering man and a bunk bed, and he couldn't help asking: "What the hell? Where is it?"

"In ...... There ......" The shivering man pointed to the open wardrobe on the wall, and the corners of his mouth were extremely unshy, as if he had not recovered from the shock.

"Ahh

"Quick...... Take it......" The voice trembled faintly.

"Wow, ho!" The tall and thin man danced a beautiful stick flower first, and then cautiously leaned towards the "ghost" in the cabinet, he learned the sword posture of the heavenly master to catch the ghost in the movie, but he only wore boxer shorts on his lower body, and his shirtless upper body was lined with ribs, and he was holding a mop, which looked more like a funny play.

"Alas, it's just a skull, don't make a fuss ......about the two of you" A yawn sounded suddenly, followed by a lazy voice from the upper bunk, and then a figure rolled down from the upper bunk with his clothes, and went straight to turn on the light in the room, the light shone on his lazy face, exuding bursts of protagonist brilliance, obviously who else would be except Di Yishuai.

Yes, you are absolutely not mistaken, Di Yishuai did roll down from the top bunk just now, but when he landed, he was standing, and his feet just fell into his shoes, and when he stood up, the sportswear in his hand was already on him, and the whole action was done in one go, without stagnation, but the fly in the ointment was that he took a cold breath after landing, although he covered it up in time, he could still clearly hear the inhalation sound.

"......" The ghost man was stunned for a moment, but he didn't tremble.

"Cool!" The tall thin man put away the mop and walked to Di Yishuai's side, bowed and said with a smile, "The third brother is worthy of being the first handsome of our Nanhai University, and even the posture of getting out of bed is so handsome and chic, the second brother's admiration for you is really like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control, this ...... When will you teach my second brother?"

"It's easy to say, maybe one more fall of 1,800 times will be. Di Yishuai grinned at the tall and thin man, this fart is really not up to standard, what is the first handsome man of Nanhai University? Where he is going now, he is not the "first handsome", if he can fly out of the universe, it is not an exaggeration to call the first handsome in the universe.

The tall and thin man's name was Lai Chengyi, and he silently calculated the straight-line distance from the upper bunk to the ground, combined with his current weight, and according to the law of universal gravity of physics, he came to the conclusion that he suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, thousands of times? At that time, he didn't break his pelvis and her waist disc herniated! After identification, this usually ineffective action was not worth having at all.

Di Yishuai walked to the wardrobe and took out the skull inside and looked at it for a while before he said to his roommate Cheng Liangqi who was screaming just now: "Little Si, you are sleepy, you opened Ben Shuai's wardrobe! Ben Shuai's current rations are tight, fortunately you didn't break this thing, otherwise Ben Shuai would have to sell blood to afford to pay ......"

"Huh?" Cheng Liangqi glanced at the wardrobe, it was indeed he who opened the wrong wardrobe, touched the back of his head and was a little speechless, "Uh......"

"It's just a plastic model, and it's worth a few dollars. Lai Chengyi saw that Di Yishuai's speech today was very different from the past, and he couldn't help but feel a little strange, but he didn't think too much, he grabbed the skull, took the mop stick and knocked on it, this knock was not tight, and he felt a little wrong when he knocked it, looked down at the skull in his hand, and muttered in a low voice: "This voice seems to be a little wrong, weird ......"

"Bingguo!" Di Yishuai snapped his fingers and laughed badly, "There are many such things in the medical school laboratory, and there are whole corpses, I will bring them back to you next time to give you insight, absolutely not adulterated, real people and real bones!"

"Ghost!!!" Lai Chengyi still didn't understand the hot goods in his hand, without waiting for Di Yishuai to finish speaking, he jumped back like a rocket, and threw his skull into Di Yishuai's arms, and the person kept retreating until his back against the bed before stopping, and kept rubbing his hands, "Immeasurable Tianzun, the little brother is young and ignorant, and he is unintentional, don't blame it, don't blame it......"

", back?"

"Nothing really happens, right?"

"Mao, it must be a few guys from the 2B dormitory again......"

"It's a day, and then I'll ask Lao Tzu to go over and chop up your miscellaneous pieces!"

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The entire Xiangyang apartment building was shocked again, and the cursing became more and more poisonous, as if they wanted to dismantle the people who disturbed their dreams.

"Poof! Timid as a mouse, not even as good as the girls in our class, are you still a gentleman?" Di Yishuai quickly took the skull with his eyes, he just wanted to play a little trick on this obscene Lai Chengyi, but he didn't expect Lai Chengyi's reaction to be bigger than Cheng Liangqi, and even he was frightened a little.

"Rub, Lao Tzu is from the computer department, not those perverts in your medical department! You are so perverted that you get a dead man's head and put it in the dormitory, the third child, do you know that people are scary, oh, no, dead people are scary and scared to death!" Lai Chengyi is very dissatisfied, since ancient times, people have been a little taboo about dead people, even if they encounter a coffin, they will avoid it, not to mention that he has just had zero contact with the dead man's head.

"Ben Shuai is not an unpredictable prophet, how do you know that Xiao Si will open my wardrobe. Di Yishuai shrugged, it was because of the experience of the Internet café cashier girl that he deliberately hid the skull in his closet, but he still thought that it was unintentionally turned out by his roommate, so he put the skull back in the closet, closed the closet and said, "Anla, Ben Shuai will return it next week." ”

"Can't you go back today?" Cheng Liangqi asked cautiously, shuddered when he learned that this thing would have to be in the same room with him for a few days.

"No! Ben Shuai doesn't want to fail the ...... yet" Di Yishuai didn't want to refuse immediately, the prestige of the old pedant can be placed there, and now he can't be offended casually, otherwise he won't be able to get A+, not to mention, if the old pedant is in a bad mood, he will give him a big X.

"Yo, the third child, as the first student in this school, you are like going through the motions in the examination room, you dare to say that you are afraid of failing the course, and the face of our 2B dormitory has been lost by you!" Lai Chengyi's careful liver is still jumping, for Di Yishuai, the culprit, he can hit him a little more, he won't be stingy, anyway, he doesn't sleep in this dormitory, even if it's really haunted, he won't trouble them first.

Xiangyang apartment building is divided into eight units, each unit has 36 small apartments, the layout of each small apartment is similar, two bedrooms, one living room, one bathroom and one balcony, the entrance door is connected to the left and right of the hall and bathroom, and the two bedrooms are opposite each other, one room and one bed, bunk beds, a total of four people, basically a small apartment will be a small collective, for example, Di Yishuai their 2B room is commensurate with the age of the brothers, as for why their apartment is called 2B, explain, they live in 2 units 13 small apartment, referred to as Room 213, the back of their own brains to associate it, anyway, living in this room will be linked to 2B for several years, maybe there will be occasional people to mention it after leaving,Want to be that 2B or something......

"How can you understand the realm of Ben Shuai, even if Ben Shuai goes through the motions, he must be flawless, extraordinary, and unparalleled, how can he leave a trace of flaw in Ben Shuai's youth in this small matter, uh, do you think there is no time for the make-up exam? Ben Shuai is hundreds of thousands of dollars per minute, can you afford to delay?" Di Yishuai is actually a faint sadness, the old pedant's things are flying all over the gossip in the class, the most important of which is that this old pedant who does not enter the oil and salt can't do it, and if he does it, it will end in a big tragedy.

"......" Lai Chengyi was dumbfounded, the nerds in their dormitory seemed to have not only grown, but had undergone qualitative evolution, so shameless words could be spoken, wouldn't it be possessed by ghosts?

"I have to sell hundreds of thousands of dollars a minute to pay for it, that thing must be an antique......" Cheng Liangqi looked at the wardrobe and swallowed his saliva.

"Well, Xiao Si is so smart. Lai Chengyi held back a smile, patted Cheng Liangqi on the shoulder, and showed an appreciative look, "That thing must be a priceless antique." ”

"I guessed right, yes, it's so valuable, it must be an ancient ......" Cheng Liangqi looked delighted.

"Shut up, little four, if you don't speak, no one will be dumb for you. Di Yishuai's face suddenly appeared black, this Cheng Liangqi's nickname is naturally not called in vain, such words are taken seriously, no wonder he was driven to his bedroom by Lai Chengyi to sleep, Di Yishuai didn't dare to imagine what it was like for two nerds to sleep in a bedroom before......