"Do you want me to go to the old hell and buy some rice wine?"

At noon that day, I was called into the living room by Kanako to accept the commission, although it was not a commission, in other words, it was just asking me to run errands. But, I'm not so much of an annoyance to running errands, but I love it.

As for the reason why I like to run errands, of course, it is to avoid the "surprise attacks" of Suwako-sama from time to time, either sneaking up on the roof of the toilet to peek at me, or pouring her "sister juice" into my teacup, I can't speak! I even want to call the police! Oh my God! Will this god with the heart of a loli die if she doesn't mate with me for a day?!

"Well, the money will be handed over to you, you must not lose it, otherwise you will look good when you can't buy rice wine." ”

Kanako seemed to want to drink rice wine, and in order not to disappoint her, I patted my chest and assured her that I would definitely complete the mission, and I summoned the immortal snake and went out.

But at the same time, I saw Suwako-sama waving to me outside the shrine, and then she licked her lips and looked at me with a look of infatuation.

I got goosebumps all over my body...... I'm afraid that from tonight onwards, my chickens will never be able to take a good vacation.

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Whoosh –

Whoosh –

The forest is full of my figure, I am like an ape wandering with the vines on the "tree", if you learn from Tarzan like "oh oh ~ " like that would be more appropriate.

Unfortunately, Gensokyo is not a primeval forest...... Besides, this is where the monsters live, and to them, the cry of Tarzan is probably equivalent to the scream of a beast hungry.

I heard Kanako say that the old hell is the residence of the oni clan, and there are "ghosts" living in it, including the four heavenly kings of the oni clan, and the population is average, that is, it is rich in rice wine and beautiful women.

It's a pity that I'm not so interested in beauties~ If you want to say that the beauty that can interest me is only Miss Sanae, a wife, a flat plate, gentle and virtuous, strong and unyielding, and friendly, wow~~ If you can become the wife of the Sprinkle family, then the Sprinkle family has no regrets in her life!

As for rice wine, it's no wonder that Kanako is clamoring for me to go to the old hell to buy it, because the rice wine made from the old hell is so sweet and intoxicating.

Alas...... It's not because I've been drunk by a young brown-haired girl with two giant horns on her head.

The young girl was shackled on both hands and feet, and she was carrying a wine gourd in her hand, and she looked like she was not drunk, and the smell of alcohol emanating from her body was directly proportional.

I said, this young girl is too cute...... It's so cute that I can't help but want to rip off her clothes and invade ♂ her, even though I didn't do it either.

"That...... Moximoxi: Are you alright? Are you still awake?"

I tried to wake her up, but she didn't respond and just fell asleep on her own.

"Whoa...... There's another problem. ”

I picked her up with a bitter face (with a princess hug), and amazingly, she rubbed my chest, and I was afraid that the horns on her head would pop my head......

"Uh......h Meat...... Meat stick ......"

I saw this young girl spit out a dream word, and I couldn't help but fall into deep thought.

"Hey...... Delicious meat sticks...... And more...... More ......"

Hey, hey, hey, why does this dream talk sound weird? It's like R18's female protagonist is facing a lot of men...... it! It's hard for her to ......!

"Liar, right...... She...... She'......!

A string of reason flashed through my mind, and I didn't think she was necessarily the heroine of Ben. Besides, there are so few men here, it's impossible to get the essence.

Bridge bean sack ...... I seem to be a man, huh?

"Cock......********* huh?!"

Unconsciously, I was pushed down by this young girl, and I was pushed by this young girl who seemed harmless and delicate. Then she started to untie my belt and was about to take off my pants!

"Hehe~ If you put the meat stick in your mouth...... It should be very comfortable~"

If this kind of discordant thing happens, my chicken will be gone!I'll be killed by Kanako and go to heaven to see Makoto!!

"Help!!"

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Boom!

The sound of a hammer came to my ears steadily, and the young girl who wanted to pick my pants immediately fainted and died in the eyes of mosquito coils. Immediately after, I saw that behind the young girl was the person who saved me.

He has long blond hair, a short red cone-shaped horn on his forehead, and is wearing a gymnastics suit, which is too tight to cause the two murder weapons on his chest to be as big as watermelons to protrude excessively.

"Oops~ I didn't expect you to be here, Cuixiang~ I found you so hard~"

The woman looked at me after a few words to herself, and then reached out and motioned for me to take her hand and stand up, which I did.

"I'm sorry little ghost, my family's incense is this virtue, once drunk, I will go crazy, and sometimes I will do abnormal things, ah yes, my name is Xingxiong Yongyi~"

"Star Bear Yongyi...... Could it be that you are one of the legendary Star Bear Boy of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Ghost Clan......?!

"Eh~You guessed it~"

Seeing Xingxiong Yongyi's affirmation, I was even more sure of one thing: I had met two of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Ghost Clan! They were the Strange Ghost Star Bear Boy and the Great Jiangshan Wine Swallowing Boy!

"Hmm...... You have a mixed smell of gods, the Yasaka sword god and the indigenous god Gozuokou, and even Susanoo, oh la la~ It looks like I've met a big guy. ”

It's a bit too much to say I'm a big guy or something, I'm just a humble human being, I just happen to be possessed by a god, everything is just right, and I don't care what kind of god the god is hidden in me.

"Seeing that you are in such a hurry, you want to enter the old hell to buy alcohol, right?"

I nodded.

"Then come with me, and by the way, I apologize to you for Cuixiang's faux pas~"

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Old hell.

There is no red lava, no demons stationed here, and even the stone walls are pitch black, which has nothing to do with the hell that one might imagine, but there are all itinerant stalls along the way, and more of them sell alcohol.

I don't know what her intentions are, but when I see Yongyi pointing at the menu, I know something is going to happen.

"To apologize, I'll ask you to eat something~ Authentic snacks from the old hell, and a specialty of the old hell, beer!"

After a while, the ladies brought out the fragrant snacks one by one, and two bottles of cold beer were placed in front of me, and I looked at the logo of the beer.

Clam Beer ?!!!

No, no, no, the word "clam" is the real "clam", not hahaha! And even the logo is exactly the same! Also, isn't the clam beer only in the outside world? How can it be found in Gensokyo?!

I'm afraid that the exporter and the great sage have made some ulterior deals.

"You're welcome~Just eat~I'm in for a treat~"

Xingxiong Yongyi smiled and opened the cap of the bottle and poured wine into my glass, I couldn't refuse her kindness, and even if I wanted to, my mouth was sealed like a zipper.

"Huh, the taste of wine~"

Ibuki Suika seemed to smell the sake and shouted for another place. Then, I was forced to drink with them, which consumed a lot of time.

"Clam Beer Together~!×2"

Both of them toasted, and I had to clink glasses, but then again, I still have to buy rice wine! If I can't buy rice wine, I'll be slaughtered by Kanako! But my body still can't move!