Chapter 511: The commentator who can play has already finished hacking the next one

A lot of people turned off the TV at halftime because they were supposed to see the Warriors make a fool of themselves, but it didn't get them. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Po Povic doesn't quite know how to beat the Warriors in this series, but no matter how difficult the game is, it has to be played one game at a time, and for the Spurs, perhaps every next game should be played as if it were the last game of the season.

In the Spurs' team culture, there's no loss they can't accept. In fact, they have a lot of fun playing. The culture of this team is a bit special. Maybe they can team up the day after they lose. There's nothing this team can't win, but there's nothing that can't afford to lose. So in the last 20 years, except for the season when David Robinson was reimbursed and decisively selected Duncan, the rest of the time they were the top teams in the league.

Chen Mo must admit that this is a very strong opponent, even if they finally beat the opponent by 31 points in this game, but it must not be taken lightly.

Po Povic admitted his strategic mistakes in his speech after each game, and the old man was like a full-powered hair dryer when he sprayed people, and he was unambiguous when he admitted his mistakes.

Po Povic also has a tradition of gathering the whole team to give speeches after the game, so no media can find the Spurs players and interview them after the game, and the players who want to interview the Spurs can only go into the locker room and wait for the press conference later.

Duncan's expression was the same when he appeared at the press conference today, and he couldn't tell that this guy had a double-double of 25 points and 11 rebounds in the third quarter as if he was back in peak condition today, and he couldn't tell that he had just been bloodied by the Warriors for 31 points. In short, this guy has no expression on his face, like an old Mr. K living in the two-dimensional world of playing cards.

On the stage, Duncan tripped over the steps, then staggered forward for a while, and finally pretended to shoot, then casually pulled out his chair and sat down, signaling for the press conference to begin.

The reporters at the scene laughed dumbly, Duncan's performance was a comedy in the style of a stone Buddha. The performances with Curry and Chen Mo are completely two styles, but they are definitely the comedy masters in the NBA.

Chen Mo hit 15 three-pointers today and finished with 45 points and 15 assists. Not a single free throw, he really didn't make a single shot from inside the three-point line, an extremely horrible stat.

Some people say that the burning clouds in Texas this evening are God's foreknowledge of Chen Mo's fiery hand, if the heat of a person's hand can burn the sky red, then there is nothing he can't do.

"In the finals last year, Jack Chan also had a game where he couldn't stop like he was crazy. "Reggie Miller has a good memory.

CCAV commentator Yang Yi published such an article on his WeChat public account - "Three points of magic fire bombs every day, burning half of the sky in Texas." ”

With a photo of the burning clouds in Texas tonight, this caption is very appropriate.

If this natural landscape is God's foreshadowing, doesn't it prove that Chen Mo feels invincible in the night after the appearance of the burning clouds?

"This person must have some kind of ulterior relationship with God, otherwise why would he hang?"

"You guys say God is going to be GAY, so he likes this type of person. Jackson also released a new update after the game, the photo is a half-length photo of Chen Mo in the locker room, undressed. "This kind of body, men will be tempted when they see it. ”

Jackson really has the meaning of becoming a joker to attract fans on social networking sites, and he may have to join the marketing army of social networking sites after retiring!

"The fact that a balloon star has become a joker is news in itself. "Chen Mo doesn't want to fight with the dynamics released by Jackson, he can't make Jackson change his style, that guy has always been GAY angry, maybe a real GAY, who made his wife ugly?

But Jackson thought that Chen Mo was taking revenge on him, and his underwear was nowhere to be found.

When he came back from the press conference, Jackson was still looking for pants. Curry joined the ridicule and teamed up with Millsap and Dorrell White to become a melon-eating crowd who didn't know the truth. Everyone admired Chen Mo's hand speed, and they didn't know when Chen Mo hid Jackson's pants. And I don't know where I'm hiding, Jackson has already searched the locker room.

"Big brother, where are you hiding? I haven't retaliated against you since last time, why are you still here?" Jackson said.

Chen Mocai is innocent, he didn't do anything at all.

"Now you can only call the police, you lost something. Chen Mo said: "I promise not to hide your things." ”

In the end, probably, probably, probably the staff at the arena stole the pants. Anyway, in the end, he didn't find Curry, and Jackson walked away in a pair of shorts. Without internal protection, his flailing stick was flung from the left trouser tube to the side of the trouser tube, and from the right trouser tube to the left trouser tube. He just threw it all the way back to the hotel.

"GAY!" Chen Mo couldn't think of a second word to describe Jackson.

"It could be that San Antonio wants to sign a superstar of the year next season, so they're saving money. Curry was serious about why someone stole Jackson's underwear.

"Haha!" Chen Mo felt that his teammates were all Sherlock Holmes.

Last time, that Stephen claimed to be Stephen Detective Jackson, and this time this Stephen reasoned again.

"You guys will call it a detective combination in the future!" Chen Mo said: "The group of a pair of CPs will definitely be more popular." ”

Chen Mo lay down in bed and began to scroll through social networking sites, now it was time for him to harvest the spoils. If he doesn't perform tonight to bring this farce to an end, then the power of the trolls will be terrible.

Luckily, most of the comments on social media sites are now one-sided slaughter. This feeling is very good, slapping the face of those hateful trolls, Chen Mo feels that tonight's efforts have not been in vain.

James Brin's comments have wittily taken a step away from the conversation about basketball style, and now his eyes are on the Boston Celtics and Miami Heat in the Eastern Conference Finals, which may be the most story-telling and intense Eastern Conference Finals in recent years.

Pierce and James' takedown in the third game almost ignited the grudge between the two in recent years.

James Brin doesn't want to make any comments on Chen Mo's match with the Warriors, he wants to rest for a while, and this time his face hurts a little by Chen Mo.

As perhaps the player who likes to fight trolls the most, a player like Chen Mo may indeed be unliked by that group of critics. However, now no one in this group of guys dares to face Chen Mo head-on.