Chapter 33: Who Are You?
When a few people saw that they didn't find anything, they went to rest. Only Mike was still worried about whether he would find his sister this time and couldn't sleep, he put on his headphones and listened to the song, and after listening to it for a while, he suddenly went to the toilet with a sudden urgency. At this time, Yu, who had not eaten enough at night, was woken up by hunger, and for fear of waking up others, he tiptoed to the refrigerator to find food. When he approached the refrigerator, he found that the refrigerator door had been opened, and what was even more incredible was that in front of the refrigerator there was a small person the size of a mouse standing with his back to him munching on chicken legs! He wiped his confused eyes again to make sure that he was really not mistaken! It's a little man!
At this moment the villain also turned and saw the rain, and he immediately picked up a leaf from his back that was not proportional to him and blew it. Just listening to the sound of 'dong', the rain was hypnotized by the sound of the villain's leaf flute. The little man was still whispering in his ear: You didn't see anything, you were just dreaming, you forgot everything you saw tonight.
At this moment, Mike, who was standing behind, grabbed the villain with his right hand. The left hand picked up the leaf from the villain's hand. It turned out that Mike, who was wearing headphones, had just finished going to the toilet and walked over looking for the bright light from the refrigerator.
"What the hell are you!" Mike asked
"And what did you do to my friend?" Mike asked
"Hey, it's all my gluttonous mouth!" The little man muttered quietly
The other two also turned on the lights to see what was going on. Looking at the little man on the table in a delicate red linen robe, everyone couldn't believe their eyes.
"You're kidding me, flyless elf, aren't you? Still so fat. Is this forcing me to write science fiction? Seth shouted
"Be quiet, okay! It's early in the morning! Don't freak out about this cute little thing. Jessica said
"What the hell are you? Wake up my friend! Otherwise, you'll be in good hands! Mike asked
The little man raised his hands and explained, "Don't worry, I'm just hypnotizing him, he should wake up in another minute or so." I'm not a ghost, I'm human, just like you. ”
"How can there be such a small human being, and it is impossible for a dwarf to be so small." Seth said
"Don't yell at the old man so loudly. I can't blame you, after all, you are still young, and it is normal for you to not know what happened a long time ago. Let the old decay give you a science popularization, in fact, in the process of human evolution, there are not only your race, but many branches. There are those who become taller and stronger, such as Neanderthals. Some of the smaller and more flexible ones are our species. And those who have become wiser, that is, your people, what do you call yourselves? Right! Homo sapiens! In the long process of evolution, you and we, the Kisayans, who live far from the continents and have no natural predators, are left. It's a pity that in the end, the paradise island where we Kisayans have lived for generations was destroyed by a plague that came out of nowhere, and we survivors had to flee in all directions. I was hidden in my home (i.e., the box) and was found by the archaeological team, and then I was taken to the museum, and then you stole it back. ”
"This box is your house?" Jessica asked
"Yes, this is a villa that only an earl can own." The villain replied arrogantly.
"Then how does your box shine? Got a light bulb in it? Yu, who had just woken up, also asked curiously
"You turn off the lights first, and then you try to shine a flashlight on the box." The villain said
Rain couldn't wait to do so, of course, Mike was afraid that the villain would run away and keep holding him in his hands. As soon as the light of the mobile phone shines on the box, a yellow sun pattern appears in the center of the box.
"This is the fifth great invention of legend - no light does not turn on the magic lamp?" Seth said with a laugh
"It's so weird, there's no way to form a pattern with light reflection, what is the principle?" Yu asked curiously.
"Oh my God! Other people's adventures are all gods and demons, cultivators, and reborn nobles. Why are our adventures all about traveling, breastfeeding, popular science, and saying that the sky is thundering?! If this is a novel, the ghost will only read it! Can't you get some excitement?! Now that an elf finally appeared, he still couldn't fly, so I went to sleep. It's so boring! Seth grumbled
"Ignore the guy who fantasizes about being a domineering president every day, you say it quickly." Rain, who had slept well, asked anxiously
"It's actually very simple, you can just touch the surface of the box, young man." The villain said confidently
Yuma stepped forward and touched it carefully, and said, "Oh! It turns out that only the pattern on the surface of the box is smooth and slightly convex, which causes other rough places to diffuse reflection and not reflect, and only the pattern can be reflected normally like a mirror to form a sun map. Your craftsmanship is amazing! ”
"Hehe, what's the use of that. From the very beginning, the tallest Neanderthals were wiped out in a long winter, leaving us with a few small people who fought hunger. It was not until the generation of our race, which was once flourishing in tool making, perhaps as legend has it that our race was endangered because a few ships we invented sailed out of the continent, and as a result, other races learned the art of sailing, and then carried deadly germs back to our homeland. Sometimes, this so-called species evolution is not the survival of the strong, but God's big scissors pruning. I'm sorry, but when people get old, they always like to nag about some old things. The villain complained helplessly
A few people listened to the villain's words as if they were listening to a book from heaven. But one thing to be sure of is that he should have lived a long time.
Jessica asked again, "What's your name, how old are you?" ”
"My name is so long that you can't remember it. You can call the old Count Kidd, or maybe the old Kidd. I don't remember my age since I was 100 years old. The villain said
"Wow~ Then how long is the average life expectancy of you Kisayans?" Rain asked again
"Two hundred years old, alright. I've explained most of your curiosity about me, so you probably won't send me for medical dissection. I don't think you're dressed and look like you're not a money-poor person who will sell me to the circus. Otherwise, I will accompany you to tell you old stories and play songs, which is how the travellers of our tribe made a pact with the bard. My only request is: just give me a chicken leg every three days. Ha ha! Kidd said
"It's okay to tell a story, but don't blow the hypnotic flute. Mike, you decide. Jessica turned to Mike and said
"He shouldn't be able to eat us, so settle it, Mike." Rain begged Mike.
"Well, okay. As long as you don't mess around, the food is definitely better than in the museum. Mike said
"Haha, I like to deal with young people, refreshing! Then we are so happy to decide! Kidd said with a happy smile
In the days that followed, Jessica stuffed Earl Kidd with good snacks from time to time, and Rain always asked him incomprehensible historical questions, while Seth often teased the funny little man. Earl Kidd gradually felt like he was being cared for as a pet. But every time he was held in Jessica's arms while on the road, he didn't say anything. After all, the long years have taught him to be at peace with what happens.
After several days of traveling, they arrived at the legendary world's widest waterfall - Kanchikara Falls, also known as the Colorful Falls. Its majestic momentum, abundant and vast water vapor, shocked several of them. Between the nearly 100-meter drop in water level, two beautiful seven-colored rainbows loom from time to time. What's even more amazing is that there are many bird's nests between this huge rushing torrent and the rock wall. These nimble little creatures weave back and forth between them, singing together with the thunderous roar of the waterfall in this majestic symphony. Mike secretly thought that God should finally see his unremitting efforts before, and this time he could give good luck and meet his sister smoothly. But often the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment, and things don't always go the way people think. I don't know if it's because people's brains are too straight, or if the Tao in this world is too deep.
After being hit in the head, Mike held a fork on the dinner table like a deflated ball, unconsciously sticking in the mashed potatoes. Jessica's words of persuasion had been said before leaving the waterfall, and she knew very well that the remaining waterfall was also a rare place, and it was really unlikely. So now I can only helplessly watch the TV news in the hotel. The others were just silently eating the food in the bowl, powerless to break the awkward silence.
"Special report, special report! The world's largest artificial waterfall has just been blocked by a large number of its previously laid off employees with tires. Their leaders vowed to negotiate with the company's management for their legitimate rights. And the police also arrived at the scene to maintain order... "The hostess on the TV is reporting breaking news.
As soon as Mike and Jessica heard this, they looked at each other and immediately understood. Jessica immediately checked the location of the park with her phone. It's not too far away from them, and it's also part of Eagle King's Entertainment Media Group. You can't go wrong this time, that's it! This is really nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it. After a little summing up, the group immediately set off.