Chapter 16 Your whole family is homosexual
Xiao Ran tried hard not to think about it, but the green on Zhang Yu's head was too bright, and the angry Xiao Ran turned off the favorability display with hatred. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Now, the whole world is quiet.
Seeing Xiao Ran walking towards him with an unkind face, Zhang Yu couldn't help but feel a little strange, did this guy take the wrong medicine today?
"Zhang Yu, you give me an honest explanation!" Xiao Ran grabbed the clothes on Zhang Yu's chest and said viciously, "Are you gay!"
Although Xiao Ran's physical strength is not very good, after such a long time of training, it is still very easy to deal with Zhang Yu, a weak chicken. After being grabbed by Xiao Ran's chest, Zhang Yu couldn't break free.
But after hearing this, Zhang Yu's face immediately changed, from red to green, from blue to purple, from purple to white, and finally the whole person was like a puffed ball.
I shouldn't really be right, right?" Xiao Ran muttered in his heart, and although the system is cheating, there has never been a mistake.
Damn, it's disgusting to have lived with a gay guy for so long! Xiao Ran is already thinking about changing dormitories.
But at this time, Zhang Yu burst out with a shocking roar, and then he didn't know where he got the strength to break Xiao Ran's hand, a bunch of eyes widened, and roared angrily: "Xiao Ran, you are gay! Your whole family is gay! Your ancestors are gay for eighteen generations!"
"Uh...... If my ancestors were gay for eighteen generations, there would be no me. Seeing Zhang Yu so angry, Xiao Ran immediately understood that Zhang Yu could never be gay.
Moreover, when this kid usually looks at women, his eyes are full of hungry green light.
Could it be that something is wrong with the system?
Xiao Ran immediately smiled and said, this love should be equal to the same value, which means that the relationship between the two has reached a certain level, not that they really like themselves.
Damn the system, it actually uses admiration to express it, and I think it's harmful...... Xiao Ran began to curse the system in his heart.
"Hehe......" Xiao Ran looked at Zhang Yu embarrassedly, "this...... Just kidding, don't bother with these details. Actually, you're not gay, isn't that great!"
"Your sister, why didn't I make such a joke with you!" Zhang Yu said angrily, "Xiao Ran, are you a masochist, are you, are you, are you, are you!"
"Okay, okay, I am, I am, it's all right!" Xiao Ran was helpless.
"I don't care, this matter can't be finished!" Zhang Yu said viciously, "You think you hurt my fragile and young heart, just say a few good words?
"So what do you want!"
Seeing that Zhang Yu clearly wanted to blackmail himself, Xiao Ran continued to greet the eighteenth generation of female ancestors in the system.
"Hehe...... Zhang Yu regained his slut nature again, and said with a lewd smile, "Unless you are willing to tell me about your affair with the female demon headmaster, and tell me the details of your first sex, this matter will not be over!"
"I'm a fairy for you!" Xiao Ran said helplessly, "The principal and I are innocent at all, how can there be any first time to sleep!"
"I don't believe it!" Zhang Yu's face was full of contempt, "I don't want to say that I won't force you, anyway, the female devil is not here, you are afraid of hair, and you are still quibbling." It's really unproductive......"
Speaking of this, he suddenly asked with a lewd smile on his face: "Xiao Ran, when you are a scumbag and a female demon, I guess she is dominant." You wouldn't be like being sm by her, to be honest, there's no dripping wax ......"
"Your uncle!" Xiao Ran finally got angry, "Get out! If you BB again, you won't have to go tomorrow!"
"Okay, I won't say it. Zhang Yu sneered, "Since you hurt my young heart just now, I will definitely let you have a treat." ”
Xiao Ran nodded, this request was not a surprise to him, after all, this meal must be indispensable.
"Okay, where are you going to eat?" Xiao Ran asked.
"For a leisurely drink outside the school, I will order a large table of dishes, and then eat half and pour half!" Zhang Yutao smiled, "Anyway, it's rare for you to treat you for ten years, and I don't want to kill you more than once." ”
"I'll go, you're too ruthless. Xiao Ran piled up a smile on his face, "This, Brother Yu, Brother Yuda, can we not order so many dishes!"
"No, it has to fill a table, it's just a punishment for you for slandering my character. Zhang Yu snorted coldly, and said with a very hurt expression on his face.
Xiao Ran was furious: "Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, you deserve to choke to death!"
"That's better than starving to death!" Zhang Yu sneered.
Just when the two of them walked out of the school gate, they suddenly saw the girl who looked like a little fox, Xiao Ran still remembered that her name was Fengping.
It is precisely because of her that Xiao Ran knows a poem called the wind rises at the end of Qingping.
At this time, Feng Ping also saw Xiao Ran and ran over with a smile. Xiao Ran watched her jump up and down, with a cunning look in her eyes all the time, and reaffirmed her own evaluation, this girl is a little fox.
"Wow, beauty!" Zhang Yu's eyes were straight, and he looked at Feng Ping directly, without blinking his eyes.
"What kind of knowledge, this is also a beauty?" Xiao Ran said with disdain on his face.
I have to say that Fengping is actually quite beautiful, especially after wearing glasses, it adds a sense of wisdom to her. The face can also be scored eight or nine points, but the figure is really ...... Too petite.
She's not really short, and being petite is just an illusion brought about by the problem of body proportions. As for the boobs......
Alas, don't mention it! Can you expect a petite girl to have breasts?
"I said Brother Ran, your requirements are too high, isn't this a beauty?" Zhang Yu said that he was not convinced, and after his aesthetics were despised by Xiao Ran, his whole person was not good.
"It seems that your aesthetic is indeed distorted. Xiao Ran sighed, with a look of pity on his face, "In your eyes, as long as you can't scare people to death, female creatures that can walk around are all beautiful women, right?" How are you?"
At this time, Feng Ping walked in front of the two of them, and she naturally heard Xiao Ran's words just now, and arched her nose at Xiao Ran with disdain, looking very cute.
"Xiao Ran, are you saying I'm ugly?" Feng Ping said with an unkind face.
But Xiao Ran is a man known as Brother Ran, how can he be afraid of a girl.
"No, absolutely not. Xiao Ran sneered, "I'm just saying that you're not very pretty." ”
Speaking of sarcasm, Xiao Ran is definitely at the ancestral level, how many people have been damaged by him and want to cry without tears. When he was in junior high school, he once said that a chubby girl almost jumped off a building.
If it weren't for the last-minute principal to save the chubby girl, I'm afraid Xiao Ran would have been contaminated with human life.
Of course, there is a price to save people, and the principal was finally pushed down by the chubby girl, and it is estimated that he can only use a wheelchair for the rest of his life. (To be continued.) )