Chapter 693: The Old Lady Won't Give You a Sister Again!
The crowd went into the living room.
Chu Le was wearing a short skirt and watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed.
And Guoguo was lying on the coffee table with something written on it.
"Guoguo, what are you writing about?" Chu Li walked over and said curiously.
"My aunt asked me to do her homework. ”
Ahem!
Chu Li choked directly.
"Shrimp?"
"I'm helping my aunt with her homework. Guoguo said again.
Chu Li's face was dark: "Chu Le! You actually asked a four-year-old child to help you with your homework, do you have any sense of discipline and shame? Our Chu family's women don't have such a woman!"
Chu Le rolled his eyes: "I don't want to be said by a high school girl who has children before marriage." ”
"I was already out of high school!"
"But you didn't go to college, and you're still a high school student, aren't you? And when you got pregnant, you weren't even eighteen? Hey, it's a shame to have sex with someone when you're a teenager and get pregnant. Anyway, I can't do that. ”
Chu Li: ......
Seeing that Chu Li was about to run away, Jiang Nan hurriedly said: "Two beauties, you both take a step back......"
"Shut up!" Chu Li glared at Jiang Nan angrily.
I rub!
Jiangnan's depression.
What kind of woman, I am kind enough to persuade you, why are you scolding me?
At this time, Guoguo sighed and said, "Mom, auntie, you both can stop in moderation, Aunt Wen Wan and Aunt Liu Hui are here, isn't it a shame?"
All:......
To tell the truth, the two sisters, Chu Li and Chu Le, really felt embarrassed when Guoguo said this.
The two sisters are not as sensible as the four-year-old Guoguo.
Liu Hui walked over, picked up Guoguo, and said with a smile: "Guoguo, this kid is really cute." ”
After speaking, Liu Hui turned her head to look at Chu Li again, and said, "Lili, I envy you so much." I wonder if I can give birth to a child as smart and cute as Guoguo?"
Chu Li rolled his eyes: "First of all, you have to have a husband." ”
Chu Le muttered again: "You still don't have a husband, Guoguo is more than four years old." ”
"Chu Le!" Chu Li gritted his teeth.
"Okay!" Jiang Nan suddenly aggravated his tone: "Really, sisters have to be like sisters, is it interesting to meet and quarrel?" You, Chu Le, are not allowed to let Guoguo help you with your homework in the future." And you, Chu Li, don't get angry at every turn, you will have wrinkles. ”
Everyone looked at Jiangnan in astonishment.
"This guy suddenly feels a bit of a man. ”
was reprimanded by Jiangnan Yitong, Chu Le didn't dare to squeak, the corners of Chu Li's mouth squirmed, but he didn't squeak either.
Well, for the first time, Comrade Jiangnan found his domineering spirit in front of Chu Li.
Guoguo was held in Liu Hui's arms, turned his head to look at Chu Le and Chu Li, and said, "That's it, that's it." Sisters need to get along well. If I have a sister in the future, I will definitely love my sister so much. ”
Chu Li rolled his eyes: "Little girl, let's die." My mother won't give you another sister!"
Guoguo immediately became depressed: "Woo, how can this be? ”
Chu Li said angrily: "First of all, you find your father first, and then talk about it." ”
"You don't have to look for your father. Guoguo struggled, got off Liu Hui, and then ran to Jiang Nan's side, saying, "Half-sister is also okay." ”
The corners of Chu Li's mouth tugged.
Precocious girl, it's really a headache.
"Okay, stop bickering, I forgot to let the guests take their seats. Jiang Nan said.
Chu Li collected his emotions at this time, then looked at Liu Hui and Wen Wan, and said, "I'm sorry, please sit down, I'll help you make tea." ”
Then, Chu Li went to the kitchen.
The crowd sat in the living room and watched TV.
It was also a show that Chu Le watched before.
"What show?" Jiang Nan asked casually.
"Oh, explore aliens. After Chu Le finished speaking, he turned his head to look at Jiang Nan: "Brother Nan, the alien seminar club you recommended me to go to is quite interesting." I wasn't interested in aliens, ahhh But after being forced to join by you, I gradually found that this club is quite interesting. ”
Last time, Jiang Nan and Wen Wan went to Jiangcheng University, and then met a boy with glasses, his name is Ji Ming, and he is a member of the alien seminar club of Jiangcheng University. He thought that Jiang Nan and Wen Wan were students of Jiangcheng University, and sent leaflets to the two. He also claimed that the third son of his uncle's second aunt was of Chinese descent and that he worked in District 51. The discovery of alien corpses by Americans is also real.
According to his revelations, the appearance of aliens is the same as that of humans on Earth, and they are indeed not good at water.
He also broke the news that the aliens are equipped with armor, and the earthlings cannot drive that kind of armor. It seems to be a colonization armor, and it can only be driven by matching the data of the human body. Aliens have different stats than Earthlings, so they can't drive Colonization Armor.
As for the function of the armor......
It seems that the properties are different, and the functions are not the same.
Some primary defenses can create a small force field to neutralize the opponent's attacks.
Some are the main attackers, and the armor is equipped with lightsabers and laser guns.
Others are able to fly......
"Huh?"
Jiang Nan suddenly remembered the dream that he had frequently had during this time.
That dream with giant space battleships and all kinds of armored soldiers.
"Why do I have the same dream so often?"
Jiangnan fell into deep thought.
After a while, Chu Li came over with the brewed tea.
"What are you looking at?" Chu Li asked casually.
"Oh, a show that explores aliens. Wen Wan took the teacup and smiled.
Chu was excited, and then said calmly: "Hmm, aliens." Will there really be?"
"Who knows. Of the four experts on the show, two think there is and two think there is none. Said gently.
"It seems that the experts don't know. Chu Li also sat down and watched the TV show.
This is a special topic made by CCTV Science and Technology Channel, and the four experts invited are all authoritative experts in the field of astronomy and science.
However, although they are experts in the same field, there are still clear differences on the existence of extraterrestrials.
Among them, Professor Chen Ming of Southern University of Science and Technology and Professor Zhang Zhang of the Central Institute of Aeronautics and Astronautics both believe that the existence of aliens is nonsense.
Professor Lan Yangshan of the Chinese Academy of Sciences and Professor Rong Rong of Qinghua University believe that aliens exist, and their civilization is far greater than that of the earth.
In the fierce debate between the two sides, Lan Yangshan and Professor Glory gradually lost the battle.
The main thing is that they have no conclusive evidence of alien existence.
And the host is obviously more inclined to the notion that aliens do not exist.
He looked at Professor Lan Yangshan and smiled, "Professor Lan, we assume that aliens exist. So, if aliens invade Earth in the future, how can we defend against it?"
"Well, the biggest trump card on our planet is the nuclear bomb. Hollywood movies also show how to destroy the invasion of the alien fleet with nuclear bombs. ”
Professor Lan paused, and then said, "However, I personally feel that this is just a film shooting technique, and it has no practical significance. In the future, if our Earth is invaded by an alien fleet, we have only one choice. That is, surrender. ”
There was an uproar in the audience, and there were crazy boos from the audience.
However, Professor Lan was also very calm and unaffected.
He paused, then added, "Or maybe we can use the second method." ”
"The second method?"
"Yes. Before the aliens invade the earth, they will definitely quietly send a small spy unit to infiltrate the earth to collect intelligence. Then we will take advantage of the current situation to arrest all the alien spies, and let the follow-up large-scale alien fleet throw themselves into the trap and give up the invasion. Professor Lan said again.
"Then according to you, aliens and earthlings look the same, so how do we find out the alien spy?" the host asked again.
"Well, I think, first of all, people who can't swim should be named suspects......"