My name is Rong An, and I tolerate things that are intolerable, and I am at ease with my restless heart. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Two months ago, I was tricked into opening a chicken farm in Yongning. At the beginning, Xiaoxue swore to me: "Yongning is the largest commercial city in my dynasty, and you can reach the peak of your life even if you ask for food there." However, I think the people there are very fond of small animals, especially the little yellow chicken. Look, isn't that the business opportunity coming? ”

So I opened a chicken farm when I was young and ignorant.

Now that I think about it, bah, I might as well go to Yongning to ask for food.

I have a self-appointed title called President, of course, some people call me An'an, Rong An'an, Rong Rong'an, Rong Mama, and Funny Bian......

Although there are many titles, it doesn't matter, in order to avoid confusion, you can call me a little fairy directly, how about it, isn't it simple and easy to remember?

cough, to get back to the point, I opened a chicken farm in Yongning, a so-called commercial city, for nearly two months, and later met a little girl who ran away from marriage, Yun Chenning.

President Ben, who has always been kind, beautiful, kind and magnanimous, gave her a job on a chicken farm.

What I didn't expect was that she stole my chicken!

Wouldn't her conscience hurt! I raised her as my own daughter, and she ended up stealing my chickens!

Her conscience is not only not painful but also happy, but fortunately, a few days before I opened the chicken farm, I struggled with a bunch of ...... Uh, no, united Ink Snow, I am a turtle immortal, light smile, that strange bustling, bubbles and other friends take care of the chicken farm, and some of them have become today's breeders.

But I never expected that Yun Porcelain Ning would become even more aggressive, stealing my little yellow chicken, not to mention, and planning to sell all the chicken feed!

And those friends who were originally united with me also looked up to Yun Chenning.

With a roll of his sleeves, the president decided to revitalize the president's program!

Early this morning, as soon as I arrived in front of the chicken farm, I heard a crowd making trouble.

It's all the breeders who make trouble, is President Ben in arrears of their wages? does not exist, because there is no salary at all.

"Yongning Chicken Farm, the largest chicken farm, has closed down! Yongning Chicken Farm, the largest chicken farm, has closed down! The bastard boss Rong An chops his hands to sleep and owes twenty more, we can't help it! You can only take the little white porcelain and the little yellow chicken to pay the salary! The original more than 100, 200, and 300 little white porcelain and small yellow chickens are all a dime! It's all a dime! You can't buy a dime, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled! You can't buy anything! Poor! ”

I kicked the wolf howling fox Ruojun into the chicken feed trough with my backhand, snatched the horn made of paper shell in his hand and explained to the audience grandpa passing by: "My breeder has some brain problems, but you don't have to be afraid, he doesn't bite."

Tsk, it seems that I am not ruthless, you are ready to use me as a president.

I rolled my eyes, and the rest of the breeders all bowed their heads and were silent, and just as I cleared my throat and prepared to speak, I saw a familiar figure, the chicken feed in the man's hand exuded a strange smell, and staggered slowly towards me.

She must have done it on purpose.

Otherwise, why did she pass by so many people and be fine, but she just sprinkled chicken feed on President Ben?

I took a deep breath: I don't tolerate the intolerable, I have a restless heart, and the president has always been kind, beautiful, kind-hearted, and magnanimous, and will not deal with this kind of mental retardation.

Gritting my teeth, I got up from the ground, "You explain it to me." ”

"Uh...... Rong An'an, I'm thinking, tomorrow is May Day, anyway, I've been coming to the chicken farm for so long, and I haven't done anything for you, so I just want to pour chicken feed and make you happy. Yun Porcelain squinted and smiled, like a blooming chrysanthemum.

Before her paw could touch me, I sprinted 100 meters and screamed to stop in the chicken farm.

Hehe, if you don't cause trouble for me, I'm going to fly to the sky happily.

What was I trying to do with the horn?

Before I could react, I saw a group of little yellow chickens rushing towards me, and President Ben couldn't help but burst into foul language, "Do you breeders eat dry rice?" ”

"Or else? Do you eat porridge every day? "The keepers didn't even move a finger in revenge for a white eye.

Oh, I came to Yongning to open a chicken farm because my brain was in water.

It's better to ask for food, the breeder doesn't serve the president, it's better to go home and fight the landlord.

But I saw that I didn't know where to take out a pair of sunglasses, and after putting them on, I pretended to be very forced: "Shocked! What is the reason behind the fact that the mother wants to sell both her biological children? ”

"Shocked! Astound! Every day you know the shock! Why didn't I shock you to death! I grabbed a small shovel next to me and threw it at her, raised the horn in my hand and said to the audience: "Due to the recent business downturn, my chicken farm is about to close down, and I can't afford to raise little yellow chickens, let alone small white porcelain. So now I urgently need financing ( I use the little white porcelain festival to make four, I definitely don't deceive. Yesterday, I only had to go out to ask for food for five cents, so I decided to sell the two great gods (menstrual diseases) in hand, the kind of two thousand words a dime, and the old ladies and gentlemen will pass it away. Believe me, you can't buy a dime, you can't be fooled at a loss! In this world of blue skinny shiitake mushrooms, you can't buy anything for a dime, except, of course, two neuropaths. Let's take a closer look at the two great gods (menstrual diseases). ”

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【Product Name】Yun Ci Ning

[common name] little white porcelain, Bai Jin, A Ning, boss, little sister

【Specific description】Because the appearance of this product is too beautiful, it cannot be displayed temporarily.

【Function】Fool people, mouth cannons, eat you bankrupt, get into trouble

[Age] has wasted almost seventeen years.

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【Product Name】Feng Jue

[common name] little yellow chicken, His Royal Highness, master, seventh brother, phoenix seven

[specific description] one word, handsome. Two words, so handsome. Three words, very handsome. Four words, handsome. Five words, handsome want plastic surgery.

【Function】Sell swords, catch fish, spend money, and slip away as soon as possible when fighting.

[Age] sometimes 20 years old, sometimes 2 years old.

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"Now join and give peripheral gifts, such as the leftover fish bones eaten by Xiao Bai Porcelain, the wedding dress worn by Yun Porcelain Yang, the two concentric hearts of the little yellow chicken (high imitation), the dark cuisine that almost poisoned Nan Wuya, and the poisonous sister's little pet python Chiyu figure...... First come, first served! "I am a turtle immortal.

Dear mother, I have tears in my eyes, these breeders have finally done a good thing.

Although this chicken farm is about to go out of business, it is like being on TV (what the hell metaphor) and I have to thank a group of people on this special day.

First of all, my breeders.

Ink and snow, I am a turtle immortal, light smile, that strange road is prosperous, bubbles...... Of course, I also want to thank myself (stinky and shameless) for my persistence.

Then, my readers, here are the top 10 fans.

(1) I am a turtle immortal

(2) Lu Mingshu

(3) Ink and snow

(4) Red clouds and morning glow

(5) Demon Shadow VS Liuyun

(6) AK pear blossom with rain

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(8) ゙ ___ shallow smile ( The symbol in the middle is not thick to QAQ ) (9) Fox Ruojun

(10) North Huaihuai

Then, there are a lot of activists in the comment section, which I am familiar with, in no particular order.

Fox Ruojun (love to the depths of natural black), Mo Dao autumn breeze cool (little yellow chicken's true love fan), beautiful girl big baby (call the male and female protagonists anytime and anywhere), drunkard's intention book also (because the book is sealed in the pit of the small ruler), ak pear blossom with rain (life is not stopped, complaining endlessly), Le Sanye (focus on catching insects for a hundred years)

List of Judges (in no particular order):

Fox Ruojun, a wonderful girl, I love to eat big rolls, nineteen incense, Qingruo beauty ~ , Ou Shuisu, Gu Yan, Hua Ningmo, Jiu Yao Nine9, Cain· C

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Of course, there are also readers whose names I didn't mention, but who may be insisting on voting or diving, no matter what, thank you for accompanying me from the first day of the book on February 28 to the present, and I am very excited to watch the book slowly grow. Along the way, I have been supported by authors, readers, friends, classmates, and family...... Among you, all of you are indispensable, and a sentence of "good-looking" or "come on" can make me hold my mobile phone silly and happy for a long time. Naturally, there are also readers who have made suggestions, I have read them one by one, it makes sense, the article has been modified, I think it is the right place, and it is also explained, thank you for your valuable comments, so that I can continue to improve myself, refill!

Finally, my chicken farm welcomes newcomers to "join" at any time, do you want to have a group ~ Contact information is attached below:

[Rong Rong'an's chicken farm brand] 565021596 [ To enter the group, you only need to change your mother's ID, remember to take a knife to defend yourself, after all, I am the only normal person in this group. ]

【Rong Rong'an's contact scarf】Rong Rong'an QAQ [ Generally, diving does not bubble, and some writing materials and beautiful pictures are forwarded from time to time, welcome to send private messages. ]

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Rong An: By the way, do you want to talk about the conditions before you put it on the shelves? What the? You didn't even see that this was a testimonial?

Reader: It's hard to prevent it!

Rong An: The president's condition for adding more is: Look! Heart! Feeling! Right! It's so capricious.