Silently despised his classmates, and the class bell rang. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

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After class, Li Yu left the classroom and made a phone call to Ye Ying.

At first, it rang twice, but it soon became: "Hello, your call is temporarily unavailable, please call again later." ”

Li Yu was stunned for a moment, and said, "Can't get through?" suddenly realized, "I'll go, it must be that Lin Mo'er's ghost!"

"Do you think it's okay to just don't answer the phone? Have you forgotten the greatest invention of this century, 'WeChat'?"

At the same time, he said in his heart, Tencent Dad, I don't even want to do it, give me a little money.

Li Yu: Be careful, don't let Lin Mo'er see it.

Ye Ying: Yes, yes.

Li Yu: Lin Mo'er is by your side now?

Ye Ying: Yes, Li Yu, hey, do you know Lin Mo'er?

Li Yu: Sort of, are you free now?

Ye Ying: Well, I'm free.

Li Yu: Do you have classes in the afternoon?

Ye Ying: No.

Li Yu: Shall we go out in the afternoon?

Ye Ying: Yes, yes.

Li Yu: (smirk) Hey, hey, hey, let's go play together in the afternoon, and then go to open a room in the evening, this time I must xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ye Ying: (The baby is extremely frightened) Li Yu, what did you just say?

Li Yu: It's xxxxxxxxxxx

Ye Ying: You...... I know! You must have sent me a sensual message, which was harmoniously harmonized by WeChat!

Li Yu: Eh, you guessed it.

Ye Ying: You hate it!

Li Yu: What's wrong? Angry, not convinced? Then you can send me one.

Ye Ying: Hmph, I won't send those yellow things!

Li Yu: It's okay if you send it, anyway, WeChat will automatically be harmonious.

Ye Ying: ...... You have a good point, but no!

Li Yu: xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Ye Ying: Li Yu, you, why are you still hairing, I'm going to be angry!

Li Yu: Hmph, if you're not convinced, you can send it to me!

Ye Ying: Don't!

Li Yu: Look, I'll send you a picture.

Li Yu: xxxjpg

Li Yu: Shenma! The picture will be harmonious! No! WeChat, you are a one, you have no conscience! Why are the pictures also harmonious!

Ye Ying: (snickering) Hmph, you can't post it now~

Li Yu: I don't believe it, I don't believe it, xxxjpg, xxxjpg, xxxjpg

Ye Ying: Puff, you can't send it.

Li Yu: You can't post anything you are proud of.

Ye Ying: I didn't want to send it in the first place.

Li Yu: You didn't have it anyway (long grass emoji rolls his eyes)

Ye Ying: I... Actually, I have one too!

Li Yu: (long grass emoji) This baby doesn't believe it.

Li Yu: (surprised) Wait, why am I so stupid, you can take a picture of yourself yourself!

Li Yu: (regretful) I'm too stupid!Ye Ying, you listen to me, don't send it, anyway, it will be harmonized by WeChat.

Li Yu: Don't post, do you hear that, don't take a selfie, don't post a large-scale photo.

Ye Ying's eyes lit up on the other end of the phone, as if there was a little devil in her heart who was constantly whispering, send it, it would be harmonious anyway. Send it, send it, and you can still be angry with Li Yu, a stupid person.

But the reserve in her heart still couldn't make Ye Ying make a decision.

Finally, Ye Ying took a deep breath, her fingers trembled a little, and sent a small-scale photo.

This kind of scale is nothing on the Internet, and any swimsuit is tens of millions of times larger than this.

But this is already the limit of what Ye Ying can do.

Click and send.

A message came from Li Yu's side in an instant.

Li Yu: Saved.

Li Yu: Screenshot.

"Huh?" Ye Ying was slightly stunned, and then took a closer look at the information column of WeChat, and her picture was completely posted in the chat history.

Ye Ying was stunned for a moment, and then her little face turned red all of a sudden.

"No, no, no, no... How is this possible......"

……

On the other side, Li Yu had a demonic smile on his face.

Ye Ying: Why! Why are my photos not harmonized?

Ye Ying: Why are my photos still so clear!

Ye Ying's inner shame exploded, and she was about to cry all of a sudden.

Li Yu: Oh, maybe your photo is not pornographic in the eyes of WeChat.

Ye Ying: ...... What do you mean?

Li Yu: What do you think, how big is the scale of the Internet now, what kind of photos, what Asian pictures, what balabalas, are you more yellow than others? Any person wearing a miniskirt on the street is better than you.

In an instant, Ye Ying felt that what Li Yu said made sense.

Li Yu: So, you micro

Ye Ying was stunned.

Ye Ying: Then what? Li Yu, why didn't you say it?

Li Yu: I'm sorry, I can't make it up.

Ye Ying: ...... What the?

Li Yu: And it's time to withdraw in two minutes.

Ye Ying: Ha???

In an instant, as if realizing something, Ye Ying's heart exploded with shame again, and her fingers were violently pressed back.

However, it was already too late, and there was no way to retract a message longer than two minutes.

Ye Ying was desperate, and the whole person squatted down shyly, making a sound of "hmm......m".

Li Yu let out a hehehehe But this time, Ye Ying didn't reply for a long time.

Li Yu: Ahem, in fact, it was a misunderstanding just now.

Li Yu: I can explain that.

Li Yu: Ye Ying, why don't you speak?

Ye Ying: Get out!

Li Yu: Damn, you're Lin Mo'er! Don't use other people's names to scold people!

Soon, Ye Ying spoke a language, but her voice was Lin Mo'er's voice.

"Soul is faint!Don't harass my family Ye Ying again!" After that, no matter how much Li Yu spoke, he didn't reply.

Li Yu is very helpless, Lin Mo'er is too violent, she is a woman!

"Well, I guess if you don't prepare some gifts or something this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to pass this level. ”

"But before that, let's save another copy of the picture, so as not to be deleted by Ye Ying after snatching the phone, then I will lose a lot. ”

……

"Well, what kind of gifts do you want to buy? Well, buy some snacks, buy some chocolate, toffee, potato chips...... Wait a minute, I won't buy potato chips, I'll even report the broadcast, and I will know that they are not serious potato chips at a glance!

Walked out of school, came to the supermarket, bought a lot of snacks, walked into an empty alley after leaving, and threw the snacks into the space ring.

As soon as he walked out, suddenly, a brand-new sedan stopped in front of Li Yu.

Li Yu was stunned, what's the situation?

Suddenly, the car door was beaten, and the young woman and sister shouted: "It's too late to explain, get in the car!"

Li Yu entered the car in a daze, and then the car started.

In the car, Li Yu said blankly: "What's the situation?"

The eldest sister of the young woman smiled and said, "Actually, there is nothing, I just went out to buy something and stumbled upon my dear brother, so I thought of taking him for a ride." ”

"I know so many drivers, so I'll obey you. ”

The young woman's eldest sister smiled and said, "That sister is really honored, Brother Li Yu." ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "By the way, I seem to have forgotten to ask before, sister, what's your name?"

The young woman's eldest sister teased: "Guess it~"

Li Yu smiled inwardly, and came to this trick, but unfortunately, he was no longer his former self.

Li Yu pretended to think very seriously and said, "Well, sister, I see that your skin is so white, you must be surnamed Bai!"

The young woman and the eldest sister were in a very good mood and said, "Oh?

Li Yu smiled evilly: "Sister, I see that you are so pure, your name must be clean, I know, sister, your name is Bai Jie!"

"Fuck off, stinky boy, don't you think your sister hasn't read that book!" said the young woman's eldest sister.

Li Yu pretended to be a good baby who didn't understand anything, and said, "Sister, what kind of book?"

"Okay, you, I haven't seen you for a few days, and even my sister dares to tease!" said the young woman and the eldest sister lightly.

"Children's words are unscrupulous, children's words, children's families, sister, don't be like me. ”

"Eh~~ Even morality has moved out to press my sister, how dare my sister say you~"

Li Yu heard the sour taste in the young woman's eldest sister's words, and hurriedly said, "Sister, I actually have a gift for you." ”

The young woman's eyes lit up, but she deliberately pretended not to care, and said, "What?"

Li Yu smiled: "Before that, sister, are you going to tell me your name?"

"Stinky boy, you know how to bully your sister. The young woman's eldest sister pouted, pretending to be very aggrieved.

"Stinky boy, remember it, my sister's name is Liu Siyu, you can call me Sister Liu in the future. ”

"Sister Liu. ”

"Hmm~"

"Sister Liu. ”

"Hmm~"

"Sister Liu, I suddenly found that we are a good match. Li Yu sighed.

Liu Siyu was puzzled: "How do you say this?"

Li Yu smiled evilly: "Look, sister, your name, Liu Siyu, Siyu, is what you mean by missing me." ”

Liu Siyu's eyes widened, it was the first time in her life that she had seen someone interpret her name like this.

"Hmph, sister's rain, but it's rain~"

"It's the same, it's the same, Li Yu's Yu is a fake word, and it can also be regarded as rain of rain. ”

"Poof, little one, if you haven't seen you for a few days, you'll learn badly. By the way, where are you going, my sister will give you a ride. ”

"I didn't have anywhere to go for the time being, so I just went back to school. ”

"Oh, that's it, why don't you go to my sister's beauty salon?"

"Yes, yes. Li Yu nodded.

Liu Siyu smiled lightly, and then the car drove to a high-end and high-grade beauty salon in the city center.

"Here, please come in, brother. ”

Li Yu walked in and looked around with some curiosity.

In the end, Liu Siyu led Li Yu to her exclusive room.

Suddenly, Li Yu asked curiously, "Sister Liu, what kind of work do beauty salons usually do?"

"Well, work, it's just some aromatherapy spa or something. ”

Li Yu was surprised: "It's so advanced, I've never heard of it." ”

Liu Siyu chuckled: "Of course, of course poor students like you don't know, these are the world of adults, and these projects are generally more for women." ”

"Men can't do it?"

"Of course, men can do it, but we only offer programs for women, and if it's a man, we have to ask him to do it at another store. Liu Siyu showed a sly smile, "So, brother, you can be said to be the first man to really go deep into our beauty salon~"

"Shouldn't I feel honored?"

"Of course. ”

Li Yu smiled and said, "I heard that you need to take off your clothes to do these projects, can I go in and have a visit?"

"Of course...... No!" Liu Siyu pinched Li Yu's ears, "Little guy, the hair hasn't grown yet, what do you want to do inside?"