Chapter 083: Ascending the Mountain
"yes, I'm really afraid that something will happen to you!" Sun Zhiruo said with a smile, "Yang Ming, take me up the mountain tomorrow." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"What are you doing up the mountain?" Yang Ming asked with a smile.
"Have you forgotten what I do, I'm from the Wildlife Conservation Society, and I'm going to go up to the mountains to see what wildlife you have here." Sun Zhiruo said with a smile, "It's best to take a few photos of wild animals when you see them, so that you can also give them an account in the future." ”
Yang Ming smiled and said, "Okay, I'll take you up the mountain tomorrow, and now let's have a good rest." ”
With that, Yang Ming went back to his room and began to sleep.
The next morning, Yang Ming set off with Sun Zhiruo, Yang Ming also carried a bag with mineral water and food in it, and went up the mountain.
Yang Ming first took Sun Zhiruo to the hawthorn forest, where there was her Xiao Ming, that is, the wolf.
When Yang Ming arrived at the hawthorn forest, he shouted: "Xiao Ming......"
As soon as Yang Ming's words fell, the wolf ran over, Yang Ming opened the bag, took a few ham sausages and threw them over.
"Dizzy, is this a wolf or a dog, why do you listen to you so much." Sun Zhiruo said with a smile.
"Of course it's a wolf, what do you think?" Yang Ming smiled and said, "Hurry up and take pictures, don't you want to take pictures?" ”
Sun Zhiruo nodded, and asked while taking pictures with the camera, "Yang Ming, this wolf can't bite, right?" ”
"With me, it won't do anything out of the ordinary." Yang Ming said with a smile, "This wolf was tamed by me, and I also named it Xiao Ming!" ”
"Aren't you just Yang Ming?" Sun Zhiruo said with a smile, "Then what do you mean is the same as you?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, I'll take you to see the rest of the place." Yang Ming said with a smile, "The scenery around the front is good, and there is a hot spring, you can take a bath!" ”
"Do you still have a hot spring here?" Sun Zhiruo smiled and said, "Let's go, let's take a look at your hot springs." ”
With that, the two of them ran to the front, and as soon as they walked here, suddenly a hare ran over, and Sun Zhiruo shouted: "Rabbit! ”
Yang Ming saw the hare and pounced directly, Sun Zhiruo thought in his heart: It's easy to catch a rabbit, but it's difficult to catch a hare.
Sun Zhiruo didn't expect Yang Ming to catch the hare at all, but it didn't take long for Sun Zhiruo to see Yang Ming coming over with a hare.
I saw him holding the two ears of the hare in his hand, and said with a smile: "Zhiruo, we have something delicious for the evening." ”
"Well, I really haven't eaten a hare yet, and the hare meat must be delicious."
Yang Ming said with a smile: "There is no rope to tie him, it is better to kill him, but there is no knife." ”
Sun Zhiruo smiled and said, "You look for me, I have a knife." ”
As she spoke, she opened her bag and took out a Swiss Army knife from it, Yang Ming took it and said with a smile: "Let's go, I'll take you to a place where there is water, and you can not only bathe but also wash rabbits there." ”
To kill a rabbit, you naturally need water, so that you can wash your hands with blood.
It didn't take long for the two of them to arrive at the waterhole, and the pool was steaming hot, and this pool was cold water, and there was a hot spring on it, and the hot water in the hot spring flowed into the pool, and it became a warm pool, and it was just right to bathe in it.
Yang Ming smiled and said, "Zhiruo, you go to take a bath inside, I'll go over there and kill the rabbit." ”
Sun Zhiruo said with a smile: "You go and kill the rabbit, don't peep at me taking a bath." ”
"Dizzy, what's so beautiful, everyone else has what you have, so I won't peek at it!" Yang Ming said with a smile, "What's more, you fell down in the shower that night, and I didn't see it all." ”
", go kill your rabbit." Sun Zhiruo glanced at Yang Ming and said with a smile.
In fact, Yang Ming doesn't want to look at women, he has perspective eyes, if he wants to see women, he can look at them at any time, and anyone who wants to see can see the scenery inside his clothes.
Yang Ming couldn't kill rabbits in the hot spring water, he didn't want to pollute such good water, so he went to a small waterhole not far away and skinned rabbits on a large bluestone.
At this time, Sun Zhiruo saw that Yang Ming really left, so she took off her clothes and soaked her body in the warm water in the water, which was really comfortable.
Sun Zhiruo can't swim, but fortunately, the water is not deep, and the deepest place can only reach her neck, so she is not afraid and enjoys the hot springs.
At this time, there was already a man walking this way, this man's name was Ershun, he was a fool, he didn't get a wife in his thirties, and he was herding sheep in the village all day long.
Now the family doesn't let him herd sheep, I heard that he once herded sheep, and several people instigated him to kill a sheep stew, he really let people kill him a sheep, and finally he only ate less than half a catty of mutton.
There is also one of the funniest things, this thing has done ewes, although he doesn't have a daughter-in-law, but he also wants to do that, so he forced a ewe to Bao when he was herding sheep.
And when he and the ewe were doing that, someone else found out, so the news spread in the village.
This is a primeval forest, and others dare not come here, for fear of poisonous insects and beasts.
But Ershun is not afraid, a fool is bold! He saw that there was a beautiful woman bathing in the water, and Er Shun thought to himself: Mom, why is this woman so beautiful, isn't it a fairy?
He remembered watching a movie before, the cowherd saw the fairy bathing by the river, and then the fairy became his wife.
I even met a fairy today, which is too powerful, and at this time, I saw Sun Zhiruo's chest exposed. The white and big thing, seeing Ershun's blood boiling, he shouted in surprise: "Fairy, fairy......"
As soon as Sun Zhiruo heard someone shouting about herself, she immediately squatted down in fright, she didn't want others to see her private parts.
However, where did Ershun control his impulse, he rushed up and shouted: "Fairy, fairy......"
As he spoke, Ershun jumped into the water with a "bang" and swam towards Sun Zhiruo. When Sun Zhiruo saw a stupid, dirty man swimming over, she was immediately frightened and shouted for help.
At this time, Yang Ming had already skinned the rabbit and was washing the rabbit and the knife in his hand! Hearing Sun Zhiruo shouting for help, he threw down the knife and the hare and ran over, and when he saw that it was Ershun, he shouted as he ran: "Ershun, you are paralyzed, that's my wife." ”
As soon as Ershun heard someone calling him, he immediately stopped, turned around and asked, "You said he was your wife?" ”
"Fuck off, if it weren't for your sb's sake, I would have beaten you up a long time ago." Yang Ming said.
This Ershun was really afraid of Yang Ming, he was really afraid that Yang Ming would beat him, so he hurriedly ran back to the shore, and after going ashore, he ran away.
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