Chapter 112: Underwear Theft!
"The underwear theft incident at Shangfu College has only been open for two days, and this is the third time. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" The toilet man in the non-mainstream said to Hase, "The efficiency of your student council is too questionable for us students!"
"Our student council already has a clue about this underwear theft incident, as long as we give us a few more days, we can definitely solve it. Hasean pushed his glasses and responded to the toilet man's attack unhurriedly.
"Got a clue, then I'd like to hear what the students have to say!" Cockscomb said to Hase.
"I can't say this, it's a secret of our student union. Nagatani refused the cockscomb's request.
"There's no such thing as a clue, it's just your students' guild directing and acting, you're just trying to stall for time, right? The toilet man then said to the cockscomb, these two people sing and harmonize, and the combat effectiveness is not as simple as one plus one, it has increased exponentially!
"You're really enough, aren't you just losing a few pairs of panties, is it necessary to bother me every day!" Nagatani scolded.
"What's enough, it's our brothers' panties that we've lost!The victim is the two of us!" The toilet man said in a broken voice, "I'm so handsome, I must have been targeted by some!"
"Fart, don't you look at what you look like!" Cockscomb couldn't stand his partner anymore.
"That's right. The dark man chimed in.
"It's obviously me who is being targeted!Am I not the face of our group!" Cockscomb said shamelessly.
Nagatani, these two people are poisonous! How can you be so narcissistic, it's just that you lost a pair of panties!
"Alright, alright, let me see the scene of the crime this time. Chang Gu looked at the non-mainstream brothers who hugged each other and cried bitterly, and said with disgust.
"It's in this classroom. The two brothers cried and pointed to a classroom.
"I've had enough!" Hasei walked past the two brothers.
This time, the incident is tricky to say tricky. But who is he, known as the shadow of the student union! A man who is a gentleman and a lackey! He has enough ability and insight to find clues from the third case and solve this farce about the theft of underwear!
This time, the place where I found out that I lost my underwear was in the classroom in front of me, and as long as you open the door, everything can be clear!
"Bell!" The moment he opened the classroom door, the notebook in Hase's hand fell to the ground, and he showed a frightened expression.
Isn't that big pink pants floating in this classroom Hase's favorite boxer!
"Woo woo!!"
All of a sudden, the dark man, who was still tough just now, also cried bitterly on the ground.
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"Damn! Which one are you playing!" "Normal people feel that they are finally online! In the face of the three staffs, they all feel that they complain directly, without any politeness at all!
"Yes, Du Juejun!" "The dark man of Hagatani came to kneel and lick Du Jue again.
"It's the big brother next to the toilet!" said the non-mainstream brother.
"Stand up for me! You weak people! I'll solve the case this time!" Du Jue said!
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"Who is this man?
"It's that man! Legend has it that he's going to get close to the immortals!"
"Who the hell is it, if we can't decipher his identity, we will all die!"
"It's him! The secretary of the student council!
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Is this group of viewers also making sticks?
He glanced at Hase's big pink pants that were hanging in the classroom, and a knowing expression appeared on his face, "I already know who the prisoner is!"
"Du Juejun already knows who is following me!" "Nagatani was the first to jump out, how sure you are that you will be followed by your sister!
"Dark man, you don't pee and take a picture of yourself!
"Phew, these two shameless ones!
"........." I think these three people are crazy about girls! Especially those two characters without names, have you ever met me and me? Why don't you have any impression?
"The prisoner is the wind!"
"Is it a girl named Wind? I'm just being stalked by her?"
"........" Dujue pointed at Changgu, "Come here, I'll add a red buff to you!"
"I know, Du Juejun, you go on, I won't bother you. Nagatani instantly confessed.
"If I'm not mistaken, take a look at the distance between the boys' dormitory and this classroom!" Du Jue picked up the dark man's notebook from the ground and scribbled something with the pen on it.
As the thing that Du Jue painted slowly took shape, someone couldn't help but exclaim, "Is it the free fall of the object and the acceleration given by the wind?"
"That's right, that's it!" Du Jue completed the final portrayal in his notebook, on which there were acceleration symbols, velocity symbols, and a lot of chaos, full of philosophical looks.
"Through simple calculations, you can know that these pants were blown by the wind!" Du Jue closed his notebook and said confidently.
"So that's the case, how did we not think of it. ā
"Sure enough, he deserves to be the secretary of the student union!"
"The seniors are so handsome!" the crowd began to mess up.
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"Come out quickly!" Du Jue took advantage of the chaos of the crowd and frantically pulled Chang Gu, who still couldn't understand, "You come out, don't think about what I said, I'm just." ā
"Why is this happening? Is there really no girl stalking me? Why?
I guess I overestimated Hase's IQ just now.
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"It's finally out!" Du Jue breathed a sigh of relief, it's really a little annoying to be too popular in front of his juniors!
"Why, why?" Hase's current state.
"For your sister!" Du Jue punched Hase's stomach, "Have you forgotten your identity? Hase's purification!The political commissar of the FFF Regiment!The mainstay of the gentlemen's association!What about your dreams!Have you forgotten them!Bastard!"
"Poof. Nagaya spat out a mouthful of blood, "yes, it's better to die if you charge it now! What the hell did I just do?"
"Hurry up and take me to the base of the Gentlemen's Association, and when our matter is settled, you can reflect on your position!" Du Jue said.
"Okay, I'll take Du Juejun to the gentlemen's meeting. "Hasei successfully joined Dojue's support group.