Chapter 1259: Embarrassment

"Let you take it, what nonsense, my little aunt is at home looking forward to the stars and the moon and hoping that you will bring her some fun and useful objects, if I don't give it at all, then she will not give me a few tons of poison!"

Chen Yi smiled and stuffed the pink gem into the hand of Slippery Cypress Bone, jokingly but undoubtedly, although he was tormented by poverty when he was young, he rarely ate alone, and it was even more impossible for someone close to Slippery Cypress Bone.

"That, I'm ......", Hua Bai Gu still wanted to push again, Qingxuzi had already put another one into his pocket, and grinned: "Old slippery, don't push back, this kid is sure to have calculations, he can't see this thing." ”

Chen Yi gave Qing Xuzi a roll of his eyes, and said a lot about this goods, then walked to the big package, stroked it, carefully picked up the broken red gem and put it away, and took a package of many flash copper, unknown herbs, ores, animal bones and other items, which were still behind him, all of which were his own.

Hua Baigu has no opinion, he came here to repay the favor, and he is tranquil by nature, so he doesn't care much about these, but Qing Xuzi has a painful face, hurriedly takes two steps, carries the big package behind him, and says: "Big brother, the boat is tired, Dao Ye, I will help you and carry it back for you." ”

Chen Yi didn't look at him much, and he knew what he was doing with his ass, and all the way down, he was sure that most of the things in it would be greedy for him. Fortunately, this product did not have the intention of taking the civil service exam to become a parent official, otherwise He Shen's reputation as "the first giant greed in history" would have changed course and be forcibly taken away by this goods.

St. Nicholas sat on the ground, the old god was there, and there were words in his mouth, I don't know if he was praying for his god to send down the holy fire to burn the hooligans who broke in in the middle of the night, or cursing this thing to be crushed to death by the car when he went out, and choked to death by eating and eating, anyway, there was not much panic, but it was quite a bit of a god's fearless appearance, or textbook level.

After Chen Yi cleaned up these, he said to St. Nicholas: "Old man, I won't salute you, you are the number one god stick in the West, and I am the top fool in the East. ”

St. Nicholas glanced up at Chen Yi, his eyes were full of disdain, "Hmph, ignorant child, I am a servant of God, if you treat me like this, aren't you afraid of retribution?"

"Hold the grass, do you know Chinese?" Chen Yi was startled, wondering in his heart, what is the situation, the English course in Huaxia Dadi has made it difficult for the children's tender scalps, and the overwhelming English tutoring institutions have made those unscrupulous and stinky old nine earn a lot of money, but when it comes to here, how can the situation be reversed?

St. John can speak fluent Chinese, and there are not a few twelve paladins left who were unlucky enough to be chopped and chopped vegetables by Chen Yi, and this St. Nicholas Niang's words are correct and round, and Chen Yi didn't think when the Chinese craze was blowing so coquettishly.

"Every pope, every paladin is a learned person, what's so strange about knowing Chinese, even if the talent is mediocre to the extreme, over the years, we have studied Huaxia day and night, sent countless masters to walk in Huaxia, and have long mastered this cumbersome language. ”

St. Nicholas is full of faction, losers do not lose battles, and his mouth is very hard, which means that he is awesome, you will also break into my Holy See territory at one time, over the years, we have regarded your Huaxia as a back garden, you can enter if you want, and you can go out if you want!

"Your uncle!"

Qingxuzi slapped his half-bald head, making the old guy dizzy and his ears buzzing, "You are a learned person, hmph, then I will make you a fool, see that you are still erudite!"

"What about fools, the service of God is never afraid of the intimidation of the devil!" St. Nicholas said sternly, and drew a cross on his chest.

Chen Yi added, "Then strip off your belly, draw two kings on your buttocks, and drive you all over the city to run wildly, so that all believers in the world know what color your old ass is, and see if your God can accept you as a scourge that you have thrown to your grandmother's house." ”

This poisonous snake and scorpion made St. Nicholas change color immediately, looked up and glared angrily, but was slapped to the ground by Chen Yi again, this time it was even more ruthless than the one just now, and he slapped the old thing that was sealed and cultivated by Qingxuzi with the evil sect technique on the ground, dizzy and tinnitus, and couldn't get up.

"Grass, to be a captive is to have the consciousness of being a captive. Just with your old boy's sin of plotting to harm the Huaxia Dragon Vein for so many years, it is not an exaggeration for me to sell you to Thailand to transform into a demon!"

Chen Yi snorted angrily and said, his face was not afraid of the sky and the earth, although this matter was against the world's condemnation, it really forced him to be anxious, and it was not impossible to do it.

The old boy was frightened by these words, and the dead fish rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Grass, isn't this scared?" Chen Yi also rolled his eyes, Tai Nima is embarrassed, you bastard is the pope of the world, and the name is bigger than that of the dragon master, just this bullshit guts?

A cup of cold coffee was spilled, St. Nicholas woke up slowly, and saw Chen Yi's handsome face for the first time, as if he had seen the devil, and he almost fainted again, but the slippery cypress bone was still beside him, and a silver needle was pierced on the Shenchi acupoint.

"Do what I tell me, otherwise not only will I transform you into a demon, but Lao Tzu will turn your Vatican City upside down, you don't have to doubt my ability, controlling the dragon is my strength." ”

Chen Yi threatened again.

St. Nicholas was very stylish at first, but after a few words, he became a complete cartilage as if he had taken cartilage.

From his mouth, I know that this guy is actually quite pitiful.

Although he is a pope, he is a puppet in name only, who can only manage worldly affairs, and he cannot intervene in the affairs of the monks, and is completely in the hands of the dead ghost St. John.

The old pope is not dead, and the new pope takes office, isn't it arranged for him to be restrained by a great emperor?

Even if it is his current cultivation of the Great Perfection, it is because St. John sees him obedient and pitiful, and does not want him to die of old age, so as not to change to a new person, and he has to spend a lot of time and feet, so he forcibly matures him from a layman who cultivates to the Great Perfection, but there is no secret method of fist and foot kung fu, and even an ordinary paladin can give him a sugar gourd with one shot.

The fate of St. Nicholas was unexpected by several people, and Qing Xuzi was distressed for a while, and wanted to screw off the head of this thing as a wine glass, but at this time he couldn't bear it.

Hua Baigu simply turned his head and didn't say a word, whether to kill or scrape, it all depended on Chen Yi's conscience.

Chen Yi did not draw conclusions immediately, but asked him about what he had done over the years, and unexpectedly found that in addition to Ai Bafang, this St. John's research on the secret art of spatial teleportation was also extremely profound, and it could be said that it was not much worse than Ai Bafang.

"Chen Yi, let's say something, no matter what, Lao Tzu will not stop him, and the master of the Sanqing Ancestor will not hesitate to commit a crime!" Qing Xuzi was very unkind to leave the opportunity to do it to Chen Yi, he has always been ruthless, he doesn't want to leave such a hidden danger, but he doesn't want to be condemned on his conscience, so this opportunity to be a bad guy should be pushed to Chen Yi's head.

He estimated that Chen Yi thought the same way, don't look at this kid giggling all day long, but if he really starts to do it, he is more ruthless than him.

St. John stared at Chen Yi and sat on the ground, waiting for the final judgment.

No one wants to die, but often when it comes to death, they can't help themselves, St. John's heart is extremely complicated at this time, thinking that Chen Yi grew up in that prosperous Chinese land of Buddhism, can be a little edified, save some compassion, spare him this old life.

has been controlled all his life, and he can finally sleep peacefully for a few days, his body and bones seem to be much lighter, and there are still decades of good days waiting for him, why are he willing to die?

But another voice in his heart told him that in the hands of Chen Yi, a treacherous little ghost, I am afraid that living will be more uncomfortable than dying, and the old evil tiger of St. John does not know whether he has gone to heaven or hell, but Chen Yi, the little jackal, has come one after another, and the situation may not be as good as before.

"Fighting, killing, not showing the appearance of a family!" Chen Yi glanced at Qingxuzi with disdain, the corner of St. John's mouth showed a wry smile, but Hua Baigu was full of smiles, not bad as he expected, the good thoughts in this kid's heart can still grow into green trees.

"Do you think this is enough? Too careless! Do you know what profit maximization is? Do you know what oil is fried out of the soil? You won't live!" Chen Yi reprimanded Qing Xuzi very unscrupulously, Qing Xuzi's old eyes narrowed, he didn't care, he looked at Chen Yi shyly, and asked, "What other ideas do you have?"

"Aren't they able to contact my ancestor Ai Yifan? Keep in touch, it's easy to kill this old guy, but if you want to contact the other party, it's difficult. I'm a person who respects my teacher, I didn't have the opportunity before, how can I not have a good relationship with Master Zu now?"

"Wonderful, it's still your kid's heart!" Qing Xuzi instantly figured out the key, patted his thigh, and almost didn't jump up, "Let's let Ai Yifan send things here, we will take as much as we send, regardless of whether he is good or bad, those who come will not refuse, and they will all be in the pocket." ”

"What kind of gifts, it's vulgar, it's called contact feelings, can the ancestor not give some greeting gifts when he sees the juniors?"

"By the way, this greeting gift can't be lighter!"

One old and one young, one bald and one handsome, quite embarrassed, grinning teeth and smiling treacherously.

Slippery cypress bones are so hung and fell to the ground, Nima, these two bastards, too rascal, they will still stay away from them in the future, but don't get close to the ink and learn badly!

St. Nicholas had a dead face, and only then did he get out of the tiger's den and enter the wolf's den, why was his life so miserable?