Lu Ting chuckled and said, "Now it seems that I am more important than the sky." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The audience was silent by Lu Ting.

A burst of boos and laughter followed......

You said that we would not fail to learn when the sky fell, and now we are all here to meet you......

You're going to take advantage of God!

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Lu Ting shook the microphone and said with a smile, "I just told a joke! It seems that the effect is good, I can consider becoming a cross talk actor after retiring." ”

As soon as Lu Ting finished speaking, the boos from the sky were sent to him again.

"Actually, I stood on the rostrum, looking at so many people below, Xiaosheng was a little timid and shy. ”

"Aren't you a football player? I didn't see more people on the field than we did."

"I just got off the highway, I wanted to run to Fengyue No. 1 Middle School, when I drove to the north gate to take a look, but found that the door was closed, I thought, I returned to my alma mater, you said don't give me a welcome ceremony, forget it! You also closed the door, and then I honked the horn hard, but the doorman just didn't open the door for me, I was angry! I opened the window and scolded angrily inside, you ghost! What about cheating inside? Don't open the door for me. After I shouted, do you know what's going on inside the door?"

"What's going on?"

Lu Ting pinched the male duck's throat and shouted, "You know you're cheating! ”

"Hahaha......" everyone from the rostrum to the stands laughed happily. When the north gate was not expanded in the school, it was indeed the main school gate, and after the school was expanded, the north gate was locked by the school, and then it was abandoned, and now the north gate has become the scene of the tryst of some young men and women in the school, because there is no camera there, and there is no teacher to patrol, but ......

Lu Ting, you are a hero! You are here to inspire us, now, I want to ask you, are you funny? Is it okay to make fun of the principal like this?

Lu Ting clapped his palms, "Okay, everyone has laughed enough, you see that our principal's face is dark, if I laugh again, I still want to leave the school." ”

Everyone looked at the principal, and sure enough, everyone laughed, but he didn't laugh, and the principal saw that everyone was looking at him, and his face darkened.

"Okay, it's really no joke, I'm back to school this time! But with a mission!" Lu Ting suddenly said mysteriously.

"Huh?" asked everyone's minds. "What a task. ”

What can you do as the captain of the national team, and go back to your alma mater to do it?

"This matter, but the headmaster personally ordered me!" Lu Ting whispered.

"Headmaster?"

You're not going to be funny again!

"Seriously, what about me coming back from Germany this time? There are two things, the first is our national team, and the second is ......" Lu Ting suddenly inked.

What is the second one?

Damn it!

Lu Ting paused and said, "What about this matter? It's similar to what the principal told me! I came back this time to take a few young people to Germany to have a look, and the principal said that I should bring a few teammates to play a friendly match with our school team or something, I heard that our school team is still good." ”

"Roar!" Lu Ting finished speaking, and there was an uproar below, obediently! Are you kidding?

The school football team sitting in front of Lu Li, after listening to Lu Ting's words, was all overjoyed.

Everyone is an adult, who can't understand Lu Ting's words, as soon as this friendly match is played, if anyone is taken by Lu Ting, they may be taken to Germany by Lu Ting, isn't that what Lu Ting wants to say?

Lu Ting looked at everyone's reactions with satisfaction, as for how many of what he said were true, only he could know that there were 1.5 billion people in China and North Korea, and why did he find someone to go to Germany, not to those professional football schools, and to go to such a poor and remote place as Fengyue County? Is he stupid! Or is the entire China and North Korea football players stupid.

However, everyone thought that it was exactly what he needed, "So, you all understand! But I didn't bring my teammates this time, I wanted to ......."

Lu Li was listening to Lu Ting talking about "big baked cakes" with relish, and the phone in his arms suddenly vibrate.

If you want to say why Lu Li said that Lu Ting said "big baked cakes," because he saw Lu Ting's "lies," just like Lu Ting thought, he went to such a poor and remote place in Fengyue County to elect people? Is he stupid! Or is it stupid that the entire Chinese and North Korean football players are stupid?

Lu Li took out his phone and looked at it, "It's Taeyeon!" "It's not Taeyeon, it's a ghost! Who else will text you besides her."

Lu Li tilted his head, why did Taeyeon send me a message at this time!

Lu Li replied, "Taeyeon!"

"Lu Li!"

"Taeyeon!"

"Lu Li!"

"Taeyeon!"

"Lu Li!"

"Taeyeon!"

……

In this way, Lu Li didn't know how many Taeyeon he had written, and Lu Li couldn't help it, "Taeyeon! ”

"Lu Li! You're just naïve! You've been playing with me for a long time. ”

"Taeyeon!"

"Lu Li!"

"Taeyeon!"

"Lu Li!"

Well, they started again.

……

"Taeyeon! I'm very happy today. ”

"Lu Li, you're in a good mood too. ”

"Hahaha......" they sent to each other.

"Lu Li! I smiled!"

"Taeyeon! I laughed too. ”

"Lu Li, why do you want to learn from me to speak. ”

"Taeyeon, I didn't learn from you. ”

“……”

"Ahh

"Ahh

"Hey! I'm angry. ”

"Oh, you're angry? ”

"Well, I didn't lie to you. ”

"You didn't lie to me, and you will talk to me. ”

“……”

"Yo! yes! I'm getting smarter. ”

"You're not bad!nuna!"

Taeyeon thought he had really become smarter, but the word "nuna" really made Taeyeon laugh so much that her stomach hurt.

……

"Taeyeon, why are you sending me a message at this time?" Lu Li finally got down to business after a while.

"The company has given us a holiday! It's just a day! Lu Li! Are you in class? I heard you say that you haven't had a holiday for a long time. ”

"Taeyeon!

"Huh?"

Lu Li paused and said, "We're also on vacation!"

"I thought you were going to say something, that's it!" Taeyeon still thought that Lu Li was going to tell some shocking secret, but it was just a holiday, so he needed a big surprise?" "Then you are at home!"

"No, there's a guy from our school, and the principal has pulled us all to the school, and he's listening to that guy talk!"

"Oh, isn't it boring to listen to him? ”

"No! His name is Lu Ting!" Lu Li thought about a few jokes Lu Ting said, "It's quite interesting." ”

"Lu Ting?"

"What? Taeyeon, you know him too. ”

"Hmm!" Taeyeon paused and said, "I don't know!"

“……”

"Taeyeon, you're so naïve!"

Lu Li was reluctant to say this, "Who is naïve? I just learned from you." ”

Lu Li sent an expression with his left eye closed and his tongue sticking out. He learned this from Taeyeon, and that day Taeyeon suddenly sent Lu Li an expression, which made Lu Li, who had never seen it, startled, and this incident made Taeyeon laugh for a long time.

"Lu Li, you're getting more powerful now, aren't you! Now you can do anything, and you can use it against your master. ”

Lu Li sent another one is "holding fists with both hands", and explained, "Promise!

Taeyeon sent a "little man with a knife in his stomach" and explained, "You are ruthless!"

……

"That's right!Taeyeon!Did you receive the tea I sent you?" Lu Li saw that the bamboo leaves sold in Fengyue County were very good, so he asked Taeyeon for the address and sent her a big bag, in fact, it was because Lu Li knew that the mobile phone they gave him was so expensive, which made him a little embarrassed, so he thought of sending some tea leaves, but this is not ordinary tea, Lu Li took a little bit of blood velvet and green roots and grinded them into powder, and Lu Li used aura to melt into these teas.

"Well, the sisters thought the tea was very fragrant when they drank it, and we gave it to others. Taeyeon said.

"What? Taeyeon you gave it to someone else, you idiot. "Lu Li heard that Taeyeon actually gave his tea to others, which made Lu Li unbearable, it was a bloody and green root! Although it was only a trivial little, it was a priceless treasure!

However, Taeyeon didn't know what Lu Li was thinking, she only saw it, Lu Li said that she was stupid, "Ah, do you want to die, dare to call me stupid!"

Lu Li didn't let Taeyeon this time, "You're not stupid, do you know what's in that tea? ”

"Oh?" Taeyeon asked as soon as she heard that something was wrong, and didn't care about Lu Li's saying that she was stupid, "What's the matter that makes Lu Li so nervous." ”

What did you add?Lu Li said, "The roots of the blood velvet and green green." ”

"What is it?" the name is quite powerful.

"Yes......" Lu Li thought about it, but still didn't explain to Taeyeon what the blood velvet Qingbi was, and maybe she didn't understand it, "Oops! Anyway, it's something that's very good for the body, and I don't want to use it." ”

"Really!" Taeyeon blinked, the tea was so good.

"Of course it's true, think about whether you feel refreshed after drinking it, and your body is not very tired. ”

Taeyeon scratched her little head, it looks like this! I wonder I haven't been so tired this time!

Thinking of this, Taeyeon said to Lu Li, "Lu Li, I'll talk to you later! I'll go do something first." ”

Taeyeon threw her phone on the bed after speaking, lifted the quilt, and jumped off the bed with her short legs.

Taeyeon opened the door and walked towards the living room, ran to a drawer, and took out a bag, only to find a large bag of things, which had already gone down a small half, "Ahh

Seo Hyun looked at Taeyeon strangely, "Ernie......!

When Taeyeon saw Xiao Xian, she said, "Xiao Xian and you Oni have a good time! The tea sent by Lu Li will be kept here for safekeeping." After saying that, Taeyeon went back to the house with the tea leaves.

"Hey, Taeyeon's Oni!" Seo-hyun said silently when he saw Taeyeon returning to the house, "Actually, I want to say that Taeyeon's Oni you ran out without pants, which is not good." ”

Lu Lizheng wondered that Taeyeon had an idea for a while, and he ran away after chatting well, without saying why.

Suddenly, someone next to him patted him, and Lu Li turned his head to look, "What's wrong with Zishang!"

"Hmm!" Lu Li felt that his place was a little brighter, and he looked around, startled, "Why are you looking this way?"

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