Chapter 826: Almost Lost the Season
Chapter 826 almost died in the evening
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When was the last time you took a bus?
Mu Renfeng and Yang Huating smiled, they really couldn't remember. Now, sitting on a crowded bus is still a lot of fun. Everybody sat in front of them, and Fluttershy didn't have a seat, so she just grabbed the handrail and stood. It didn't take much time, and there were more and more people in the car, more and more.
There was a young man who saw Chang Xiaodie's eyes light up and squeezed over. Finally, he squeezed behind Chang Xiaofluttershy and arched as far forward as he could, rubbing against Chang Xiaodie's ass. If you want to say that Chang Xiaodie is too, it is already winter, and she is wearing a miniskirt with black stockings wrapped around her legs.
Chang Xiaodie frowned, bastard, dare to insult me? She was about to do it, when suddenly, she smelled a foul smell coming from behind her, and the young man actually pulled into his trouser pocket. Maybe it was some kind of soup and water in the morning, and the yellow liquid soaked the pants and fell to the ground dripping down the trouser legs.
This scene immediately made the entire carriage fry.
Everyone seemed to be hiding from the plague god, far away from the young man.
The young man was also anxious and embarrassed, where did he dare to stay in the carriage any longer, ran quickly to the door behind the car, slapped hard, and shouted: "Driver, hurry up and open the door, open the door." ”
The driver was quite professional and said loudly: "I haven't arrived at the bus stop yet, so I can't park." ”
"I'll let you park. ”
"You can't stop, you just can't stop, please wait. ”
"Rub, are you looking for a beating?"
The young man was about to go over and beat the bus driver.
This scene, Yang Huating, Mu Renfeng, and Chang Lao Wei all saw it in their eyes. However, they all thought that the young man was insulting Fluttershy, and Fluttershy couldn't stand it anymore, so they gave her the poison. This move was really ruthless, and Mu Renfeng also gave Chang Xiaodie a thumbs up. Chang Xiaodie's face was full of innocence, she didn't do anything, the young man was pulling his pants pocket.
There were too many people on the bus, and even if they avoided it, how could they avoid it? The young man didn't take a few steps forward, poof, poof, and pulled out two more strands. Suddenly, the smell in the carriage became even stronger.
There was a girl with heavy makeup, pointing at the young man and scolding: "Do you have a sense of social morality......? You, do you really think the bus is a public toilet?"
"Public toilet, so you are a public toilet?" the young man did not show weakness, and immediately scolded back.
"You...... You're the public toilet, your whole family is a public toilet. ”
The girl scolded so hard that she felt like she couldn't hold it back. Finally, poof, poof, poof, also pulled out. At the same time, several people in the carriage became incontinent and pulled in their trouser pockets. Now, it's winter, it's cold, and the windows are closed. In this enclosed space, the smell is ...... It smelled so good that Mu Renfeng and Yang Huating almost threw up.
Finally, the bus arrived.
Before Yang Huating, Mu Renfeng and the others could get off the bus, the bus driver had already fled first, gasping for breath. This bus can't run again. If he continues like this, he must be poisoned by gas. At that moment, he immediately dialed the phone number of the other bus drivers, wanting to ask for leave to rest, or call someone to come over to change shifts. Who would have thought that before his phone could be dialed, another driver's phone called.
As in his case, it was the passengers who were pulled in their trouser pockets.
What's going on?
These passengers still didn't know what was going on, but gradually, they finally knew that it was all the fault of Sai Xian Tea. What kind of nutrition, weight loss and health care, it actually caused them to be pulled into their trouser pockets one by one, which is really hateful. As a result, one after another, people gathered at the door of the flagship store of Saishenxian Tea, and asked for a refund and compensation for their mental losses.
At this point, Monster Chang and Fluttershy are also a little dumbfounded.
Yang Huating said in a strange manner: "Chang Ye, you say, what should I do now?"
Chang Lao Wei snorted: "How can you be sure that it's the matter of the Race Immortal Tea? Let's go to the store and have a look." ”
"If you have the ability, can you try a pack of it yourself?"
"Drink it. ”
A few people were in the store, and Chang Lao Wei casually tore open a bag of Sai Xian tea, chewed it, and swallowed it into his stomach. Then, he drank a bottle of water with a grunt, and sat down on the chair like a golden knife, but he wanted to let you see if there was anything wrong with Sai Xian Tea.
After waiting like this for a while, Chang Lao Wei felt a gurgling sound in his stomach, and he couldn't sit still.
Yang Huating saw it in his eyes and was happy in his heart, and asked, "Chang Ye, what's wrong with you?"
Mu Renfeng was even more damaged, and said with concern: "Is it hemorrhoids?"
"You ...... No, I need to go to the toilet. ”
Chang Lao Monster quickly jumped up and said loudly, "Where is your toilet? ”
The sales lady said: "Our bathroom is just a squatting position, and people have already been standing on it." Why don't you go to the public toilet next door?"
"Good. ”
Chang Lao Wei couldn't wait, so he pulled his legs and ran to the public toilet. However, the squatting pits in the men's toilet were all full. Chang Lao Wei was angry and anxious, and simply climbed into the women's toilet next door. Anyway, there are cubicles inside, and as long as the door is closed, nothing happens.
Fortunately, there was no one in the women's bathroom, so he went to open the cubicle...... A girl's voice came from inside: "Someone. ”
"Someone. ”
"Someone. ”
There were several compartments in a row, and there were all people inside. At this moment, the old monster who had been holding back for so long finally couldn't suppress the power of the desolation in his body anymore. He didn't care about it, he took off his pants directly, squatted on the ground and pulled them up. This is really, almost like the Yellow River bursting, and he doesn't even want to think about it.
However, this is the women's bathroom. If this is seen, then what is the point? While no one has come in, and the woman in the cubicle has not yet come out, he will try his best to escape. As for pulling it to the ground, whatever, he can't care about it so much now. However, then he encountered another thing that made him very embarrassed, very embarrassed.
He just ran to the toilet, and he forgot to bring a tissue.
What to do?
You can't even wipe it, lift your pants and leave, right? In that case, you might as well kill him.
Chang Lao Wei hesitated and hesitated, and finally knocked on the door of the women's toilet cubicle next to him and asked, "That...... Do you have any paper there? Get me some. ”
"Ahh ”
"This is the women's bathroom, what are you doing as an old pervert?"
"Sisters, call the police. ”
The women in several cubicles reacted surprisingly unanimous. They didn't come out, some called someone, some called the police...... If this is blocked in the women's toilet, then it will be worth it? You know, he was caused by drinking Sai Shenxian tea. I don't know, I thought he was going to be a hooligan.
Lao Tzu is so old, but he can't be unsure of the late season!
Chang Lao Wei gritted his teeth, and he didn't care about wiping it, so he just lifted his pants and ran out.
Chang Xiaodie, Mu Renfeng, and Yang Huating were not far from the door, and when they saw Chang Lao Wei running out of the women's toilet, they couldn't help but be stunned and asked, "Chang Ye, what are you ......?"
"I'll go back to the hotel. ”
"Don't worry. ”
“……”
No matter how anxious he was, he had to pull it into his trouser pocket. If this is in front of Mu Renfeng and Yang Huating, will he still have face? People live with a face, trees live with a skin, and Chang Lao Wei doesn't dare to delay any longer. He hops into a taxi, and before she even waits, she disappears.
Chang Xiaodie said hello to Mu Renfeng and Yang Huating, and now, her master didn't know what was going on, and she had to go back too.
Yang Huating said, "Fluttershy, you still have to help us see what's wrong with this Race Immortal Tea." ”
"But ......"
"Could it be that you people from the Medicine King Sect know how to escape? If something goes wrong, it always has to be solved. ”
"Good. ”
Chang Xiaodie watched the taxi that Chang Lao Wei was riding disappear, and could only follow Mu Renfeng and Yang Huating to the flagship store next to it. Chang Xiaodie is very familiar with Saishen Tea, and the people of the entire Yaowangmen are really drinking this kind of tea. However, they are not called Saishen Fairy Tea, but Yaowang Tea.
She pinched a small pinch of Sai Shen Tea, crushed it, put it under her nose and sniffed it, frowned and said, "Isn't that right? This kind of Sai Shen Tea, it should have been drugged by others." ”
"Drugged, how is this possible?" Yang Huating and Mu Renfeng didn't believe that this could be true.
"It's true. ”
As a person from the Medicine King Sect, Chang Xiaodie is indeed powerful, she carefully examined the tea leaves, and said in a deep voice: "I think someone put laxatives in our Saishen Tea." That's why these customers will have diarrhea one by one......"
Yang Huating immediately spoke, completely stopped the sales and production of all Saishen Immortal tea, and said loudly: "Let's go, let's go to the tea factory to have a look." ”
"Good. ”
Yang Huating, Mu Renfeng, and Chang Xiaodie jumped into the car and drove to the tea factory again.
came out of the Chase Money Village and followed all the way to the present, Jiang Yang didn't dare to hide anything, and told Huo Qing all the way. Last time, when they were in the border city, Huo Qing, Jiang Yang and others protected Xing Hao all the way, went to Datong Money Village to redeem the contract and title deed of the border city port, and met Mu Renfeng. Jiang Yang didn't know where Yang Jiannan (in fact, he was a pseudonym of Yang Huating, Jiang Yang didn't know it yet) came from, but his relationship with Mu Renfeng was not simple.
To put it bluntly, Yang Jiannan is likely to be a person from Chase Bank.
In an instant, Huo Qing smoothed out all the veins.