Chapter 0021: Fake Goofs

The fake divine doctor walked up to Huang Rongdao and pretended to punch a set, as if he really had some qigong to protect his body. Huang Yuanchao next to him was stunned for a moment, feeling that this fake divine doctor was very profound, and this punch was much more powerful than his apprentice.

Huang Yuanchao thought so, it was completely psychological, he decided that this fake was a real miracle doctor, so no matter what he did, he gave him an explanation in his heart. This is known as the preset position.

The fake miracle doctor made a set of punches, suddenly snorted, reached out to pull out the needle, and pulled it out fiercely, but still didn't move. The figure staggered, and he almost didn't fall to the ground.

Seeing that the divine doctor was about to fall to the ground, Huang Yuanchao was completely stunned, and the fake divine doctor actually shouted violently, pointed at Zhou Yang and shouted: "Demon, show your original form!"

Well?

Zhou Yang was pointed at by him like this, first smacked, then patted his thigh and laughed, and a mouthful of good food squirted out. He didn't expect that this fake miracle doctor would not be able to cure diseases, and there would be a way to catch demons.

Wickedness?

Huang Yuanchao was also stunned, as a party member, he was a staunch atheist. The words of the fake miracle doctor made him suspicious. But my heart is still on his side, after all, I have a preconceived concept.

"What are you laughing at?" the fake divine doctor still shouted angrily and shouted: "Let's see how the old Taoist subdues demons and subdues demons!"

As he spoke, he pulled out a bell from his sleeve and shook it with a clang. Zhou Yang couldn't help it when he saw it, and said, "Divine doctor, you usually do the work of a mage." ”

"What do you know?" The fake divine doctor ripped off the cloth bag on his back, pulled out a small peach sword, spun and danced in a circle, posed a pillar of optimus, and said: "The doctor is the way!"

"Is medicine the way?" Zhou Yang heard this, and he snorted, and he was about to laugh and cry. This bastard is too capable of bullshit, if he goes to write a book on the Internet, most of the YY writers will die.

"What are you laughing at! Come here!" Saying that, he stabbed him horizontally, and when he stabbed Zhou Yang's side, Zhou Yang just wanted to make a move, but he stopped his strength and whispered in Zhou Yang's ear: "Little brother, raise your noble hand, our master and apprentice just want to eat together." You can just be wronged and cooperate. ”

When Zhou Yang heard this, he was angry and funny, this liar even talked to him.

Zhou Yang didn't bother to fight with him, got up and kicked him aside. Looking back at Huang Rongdao, almost all the toxins in his stomach had been spun out by Xiao Taiji, so he walked over and ripped off the silver needle. Then he took out the bloody red scorpion and placed it on his stomach, allowing it to suck up the venom.

At this time, the fake divine doctor who was kicked to the ground by Zhou Yang quickly got up, and when he came together, he pointed at Zhou Yang and shouted, "It turned out that you were playing Gu poison." Mr. Huang, you hurry up and stop him, his scorpion can be a Gu mother. Get him out of the way. ”

Huang Yuanchao was originally a little confused by the fake miracle doctor's pretending to be a god, and began to wonder if this guy was a real miracle doctor. Now that he drank it so suddenly, he subconsciously looked at the bloody red scorpion, and felt that the scorpion looked too weird, so he pointed at Zhou Yang and shouted: "Hurry up and take down that scorpion, otherwise you will look good." ”

Zhou Yang didn't pay attention to him, but just asked Huang Rongdao, who had already woken up, "Old Man Huang, do you feel better?"

"My stomach was churning, but it was much smoother and more comfortable. Huang Rongdao said slowly, his tone slow but full of spirit.

"Second uncle, second uncle. Huang Yuanchao saw that his second uncle had woken up, and hurriedly walked over and asked, "Second uncle, are you okay? He's playing tricks on you!"

"Nonsense. Huang Rong glanced at him and said, "This is her first love who has been hanging for five years, and he just came back from studying medicine in the mountains, can he harm me?"

"Huh, a little boyfriend?" Huang Yuanchao was a little embarrassed when he heard the old man's words, and turned his head to look at Zhou Yang, a little apologetic.

Zhou Yang smiled and said, "You just met a liar." This guy was cleaned up by me the other day when he was selling fake drugs in the park. It's good that you have brought his master here. Look at his mouth, is there a word of truth? All of a sudden, three points will return to vitality, and all of a sudden Jiuyang will step on the sky, and what else will subdue demons and subdue demons. You believe this, I really believe you. ”

was nagged by Zhou Yang's words, Huang Yuanchao's old face was embarrassed and he blushed. Then he turned his head, and the two liars were already trembling, especially the goatee, whose legs were sifted like chaff. The old guy was calm. He steadied himself, and even said loudly: "You are deceived by this kid, he... It's just a little better for you, and you don't know how much pain you will have in the future. ”

When Zhou Yang heard this, he really couldn't stand this old liar, walked over, slipped him over, threw him on the ground, and asked, "You are a divine doctor, right?

"Hmph... I have learned both Chinese and Western, Chinese medicine and Western medicine, and I am good at everything. Although this broken old man was thrown to the ground by Zhou Yang and was embarrassed, he still touched his beard and pretended to be forced calmly.

Seeing this, Zhou Yang resisted the urge to kick him away, and asked, "Okay, then I'll ask you a few simple questions." First, how long does it take for blood to come out of the heart and back to the heart? Thirdly, what do the eight meridians of the strange meridians refer to in Chinese medicine?

"This..."As soon as the fake miracle doctor heard these three questions, he was directly blindfolded. I couldn't speak.

When Huang Yuanchao saw him like this, could he still not know that this thing was fake? He immediately stood up and pulled out a pistol from his waist. Directly aimed at his eyebrows, he shouted, "Say, what is your way from? Who sent you?" ”

"I ......" was pointed at by the gun, and the fake miracle doctor was completely cowardly, and suddenly collapsed on the ground, trembling and said: "I... I, I don't have a way out. I'm not a spy, I'm not a revenge seeker, I'm here to cheat money. ”

"Cheating money?" Huang Yuan glared at him. At that moment, the fake miracle doctor fell to the ground, his head knocked up, and he begged for mercy pitifully: "Uncle, I am old and young, and a family of more than a dozen people is waiting for me to take the money home and boil the pot, don't kill me......"

Before he finished speaking, Zhou Yang kicked him over and said, "Can't you change your line?" I heard your apprentice say this, and now you have a few meanings of turning it over?"

was kicked over by Zhou Yang, he quickly got up again, and changed his line: "I actually adopted more than a dozen orphans, I am really a good person." Although my means of earning money are not bright, my intentions are good, uncle!"

When Zhou Yang heard this, he couldn't help it and turned his back. If the gun had been in his hand, it would have collapsed!