Chapter 819: Big and Small
"Hmph, big liar, do you remember me?" Ji Ran asked coldly glaring at Lao Hei.
Where will the old black forget?
Yesterday, it was because he saw that this girl was beautiful, and she had a good figure and a good voice, so he had a bad idea and sold her to a slipper.
I didn't expect to meet again today.
"Sister, there will be an anti-counterfeiting QR code for real tickets, as long as you scan it, there will be relevant information such as train numbers and other relevant information, and the layout of the real ticket is neat, and the material is also very textured, but, you look at this, not only the layout is not neat, there are traces of digging and mending, and the QR code is also very blurry, obviously fake, if you don't believe it, you can scan it with your mobile phone and verify it. Ji Ran said to the middle-aged woman.
The middle-aged woman scanned the QR code on the ticket with her mobile phone according to Ji Ran's method, and sure enough, there was no information on it, only a Tom Poker mark.
When the middle-aged woman found out that she had been deceived, she immediately became angry, threw the ticket to Lao Hei, and snatched back the 200 yuan that Lao Hei had not yet covered in his hand.
"Dead liar, I still want to cheat money, I'm bah!~" The middle-aged woman spat on Lao Hei's face angrily, and left with the money angrily.
Lao Hei wiped the saliva on his face, and suddenly there were 10,000 *** heads running wildly in his heart.
If Ji Ran hadn't come out to make trouble, the two hundred yuan just now would have arrived, this Ji Ran is really hateful.
"Are you looking for something, are you looking for a beating?" the old black walked towards Ji Ran angrily.
Seeing that Lao Hei was about to move, the slippers on the side hurriedly rushed over and stopped Lao Hei.
"Lao Hei, are you crazy? Do you want to die? This aunt is a living immortal and can do magic. The slipper pulled the old black aside and admonished with a solemn expression.
Lao Hei saw that it was a slipper, and it was even more strange, "Slipper, why are you here?
"What kind of guest is pulling? This aunt is not an ordinary person, she can do magic, you better be honest, what she says is what, or you will feel better." The slipper nervously admonished, because he had already suffered Ji Ran's big loss before, and now he didn't want Lao Hei to die like himself.
Ji Ran stepped forward and glared at the slipper coldly, "What are you muttering?
"No, no, no, grandma, I'm asking him to be honest, and he definitely doesn't talk nonsense. After the slipper saw Ji Ran, it was like a mouse seeing a cat, and his legs trembled with fright, and he just had to pee his pants.
"Alright, you get out of the way, you don't need to be here. Ji Ran glanced at the slipper coldly and said.
"Oh, yes, yes, I'm going to get out, I'm going to get out. The slipper quickly rolled off the ground to the side, silent.
Lao Hei looked at the gray man who was trained by Ji Ran, as if he was more obedient than his son, and couldn't help but be very strange, aren't the two of them here to play a double reed for me, right?
But looking at the scared and sweaty appearance of the slipper, it doesn't seem like it's pretending, can this girl really be magical?
In other words, is there really magic in the Qingping world?
Just when Lao Hei was suspicious of Ji Ran, he saw Ji Ran holding the staff of the Holy Maiden and shouting at Lao Hei's nose, "Lengthen!~Lengthen!~ Lengthen!~Lengthen!~"
With Ji Ran's three coquettish shouts, Lao Hei's nose actually became longer, it was originally an old cow's nose, but now it suddenly became a long and pointed thin nose, and the nose instantly grew by almost three or four centimeters, like an adult version of Pinocchio.
Lao Hei saw that his nose had become longer, so he believed the words of the slipper, the girl in front of him was really not an ordinary girl, and she really knew magic.
"Hmph, big liar, if you lie again in the future, your nose will get longer and longer, if you don't want to be a long nose, just be honest and do your duty, if you lie again, your nose will never change back. Ji Ran warned Lao Hei.
Lao Hei listened to Ji Ran's words, and nodded again and again in fright, "Yes, yes, I will definitely listen to you and stop being a liar, I promise." ”
As soon as the old black voice fell, his nose actually became longer again.
It turned out that what he said just now was also deceiving people, thinking that after Ji Ran left, he continued to cheat money, could Ji Ran still know?
As a result, Ji Ran cast a spell on his nose, and if he lied, his nose would become longer, and the magic would take effect regardless of whether Ji Ran was there or not.
It's good now, his own cleverness actually made his nose longer again, and Lao Hei regretted it in his heart.
"Hmph, it seems that you still don't change your mind, then let your nose get bigger, bigger and thicker!~" Ji Ran said, the old black nose actually became bigger and thicker again, like an elephant's trunk, it actually drooped down, it's not ugly.
Slipper looked at Lao Hei's extremely ugly nose, and couldn't help laughing in the corner of the wall, "Hahaha, it's really ugly, it's like Ding Ding has a long face." ”
"What are you laughing at? Laughing again makes your nose longer, bigger and thicker. Ji Ran stared at the slipper coldly and said.
When he heard this, he quickly restrained his smile and didn't dare to laugh.
Lao Hei looked at his long, big and thick nose, he wanted to cry without tears, and he wanted to die, how could he go out and deceive people in the future?
"If you want to be a long-nosed monster in the future or want to be a normal person again, it's up to you, remember, those who want to harm others must suffer from it first!~" After Ji Ran finished speaking, he turned around and left coldly.
Seeing that Ji Ran was leaving, he hurriedly followed.
"Grandma, didn't you say that after I helped you find Lao Hei, I would atone for my sins? Hurry up and change my toothpick back, or how can I go home to see my wife?" said with a bitter face, almost kneeling down for Ji Ran again.
Ji Ran looked at the slipper, he was angry and funny.
This guy is indeed hateful, but looking at his pitiful appearance now, it is really ridiculous.
Ji Ran stood in place and thought for a while, thinking that it would be better to give him a chance, after all, it was too cruel to become a toothpick.
"Okay, come with me. Ji Ran hooked his finger at the slipper, and the slipper followed Ji Ran to a small alley next to him.
Ji Ran looked around, and after confirming that there was no one around, he asked the slipper to take off his clothes.
The slipper took off his clothes, looked at the little toothpick, and wept bitterly, the most painful thing in the world is nothing more than this.
"Okay, don't cry, just make you bigger. Ji Ran said with a forced smile.
"Eun, get bigger. He wiped his tears and nodded repeatedly.
"Bigger!~Smaller!~Bigger!~Smaller!~Bigger!~Smaller!~Infinite Loop..."
With Ji Ran's voice, the slipper's little toothpick suddenly became bigger, and then suddenly smaller, like a spring, big and small, alternating rapidly, looking at the slippery for a while, dizzy, and confused.
"Auntie, what kind of play are you playing?
"Haha, you just shout to stop, it stops, as for how big it is, it's up to you, don't blame me for not giving you a chance. Ji Ran said, and couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
Warmly celebrate the engagement of Xiaoyin's sister and her beloved Xiansen, and wish Xiaoyin's sister happiness forever ^_^
(End of chapter)