After Zhou Yang was busy with all this, he went out to find something to eat, and when the roadside stall owner served him a night of steaming Yangchun noodles, he couldn't help but feel the urge to cry. He has eaten poisonous insects and poisons in the primeval forest for five years, and the taste of salt is almost forgotten.

After eating the noodles, Zhou Yang thought that he was idle anyway, so it was better to walk around and see the changes in Huhai in the past five years. He walked around like a horse, and his heart kept exclaiming, although he grew up in this city, five years of isolation was enough to raise him into a full-fledged turtle.

Walking and walking, I came to a large square, which at this time had not yet been occupied by the aunts who danced the 'square dance', and it seemed a little empty. He walked around, and when he came to the shade to rest for a while, he found that the gazebo in front of him was crowded, surrounded by uncles and aunts. He didn't want to join in the fun, but when he looked up, he found a banner that read: Ancestral Hundred Poisons Medicinal Wine, Specializing in Treating Rheumatism and Bone Pain.

"Is it a peer?

Zhou Yang muttered, walked in the direction of the pavilion, took a closer look, and found a little old man in a white coat with a goat's beard holding a small microphone and boasting: "Come on, come on, take a look, take a look, our ancestral hundred poison medicine wine is dedicated to treating rheumatism and bone pain, and our poisonous wine has five steps snake, iron scorpion, black centipede, drill mountain wind, wasp ...... There are also thousands of precious medicinal materials carefully brewed, the medicinal effect is fast, painless, and the package is ............"

The little old man blew it amazingly, Zhou Yang glanced at the table next to him, there was indeed a large glass jar on it, and there were indeed a lot of poisonous snakes and scorpions and things similar to traditional Chinese medicine in it, which looked good. It's a pity, Zhou Yang took a closer look and saw a flaw, which is a five-step snake, obviously a yellow female snake, okay, as for the so-called wire scorpion, the black centipede is even more deceitful, and the toxicity is almost none. There's even crayfish in there... With this bit of professionalism, dare to come out and cheat?

Zhou Yang, an insider, felt that this deception was too clumsy, but those uncles and aunts were stunned for a moment, and after the first person paid for a glass of wine and drank it, he felt good about himself under the influence of his heart and praised it. Immediately there is a second, a third, a fourth...... Soon, almost all of these uncles and aunts had a drink, and some even packed a few copies to give away.

Seeing this, Zhou Yang couldn't help but shake his head, muttering in his heart: I haven't come back for five years, how did the IQ of Huhai people drop so fast?

The uncles and aunts mobilized their forces, and the medicinal wine in the glass jar was all bought in a short time. After a while, the uncle and aunt were almost gone, and when Zhou Yang saw this, he slowly walked over and said lightly: "You cheated a lot?"

"What are you talking about, little brat!" The little old man was slightly flustered when he heard Zhou Yang's words, but he was quickly covered up by his fierce questioning.

He can murder others, but he definitely can't murder Zhou Yang, Zhou Yang has been in the primeval forest for five years, what kind of fierce things have he never seen? Wild wolves have done it, can they still be afraid of him?

Zhou Yang smiled coldly, ignoring his fierce appearance, his face was like a peaceful lake, and he said slowly: "You will be in trouble soon, but if you give me seventy percent of the money you cheated today, I can help you solve it." ”

"Hmph, joke, what trouble can I have?" the little old man with the goatee sneered, not paying attention to Zhou Yang's words at all, he just thought that Zhou Yang, the little hairy boy, was messing around.

"Just wait and see. Zhou Yang smiled and put down these words, walked to the side and took a bottle of mineral water, poured a little detoxification powder into it, shook it evenly, and then sat on the bench by the pavilion and hummed a song with Erlang's legs crossed.

Seeing Zhou Yang's self-satisfied appearance, the little old man with a goatee just wanted to laugh at him, but he saw the two old men running over with their stomachs covered, and as soon as they came over, they asked loudly: "What are you drinking for me? Why do we have a terrible stomach cramp after drinking?"

"Did you eat something wrong?" Goatee saw the two uncles come to complain, and his heart suddenly chuckled, and he was half cold, originally his so-called hundred poisonous wine was made out indiscriminately, he originally thought that as long as he drank the dead, he didn't expect this accident to happen now. Hurriedly shirked his responsibility and said: "This is an ancestral prescription, a three-hundred-year-old brand, how can there be side effects?"

As soon as Goatee finished shirking his responsibility, he ran over a few more uncles and aunts who were holding their stomachs and looking hideous and painful, and as soon as they came, they accused Goatee in unison, claiming that they would throw him into the police station.

Seeing this, the goatee was difficult to ride a tiger, and if he wanted to run, he had already been surrounded by water. If you don't run, these uncles and aunts will make a fuss, and you have to close the police station. Suddenly, he remembered what Zhou Yang had told him before, could it be that this kid really has a solution?

At that moment, he assured the uncles and aunts who were crusading against him: "Everyone, these are normal reactions, you can endure for two more minutes, and I will definitely solve the pain for everyone." ”

After the goatee said this, the uncles and aunts below calmed down their anger a little. Seeing that the situation was slightly stable, Goatee hurriedly ran to Zhou Yang and said with a flattering face: "Little brother, you can definitely save me, right?"

"Yes. Zhou Yang nodded lightly, put his two index fingers together and gestured to a cross, and said unhurriedly: "But now I want all the money you just earned." Otherwise, you can wait for the police to invite you to tea. You are now not just guilty of fraud, you have been involved in endangering other people's lives, and you are suspected of poisoning, and you have been arrested for at least three years. ”

"You ......" The goatee originally didn't want to give seventy percent, but how did he know that Zhou Yang actually sat on the ground and asked for ten percent directly. He was a little angry at the moment, but he didn't dare to attack, in case he angered Zhou Yang, he would have to be beaten to death by these uncles and aunts. So he bargained in a whisper: "Eighty percent is okay?"

"No, I can't. Zhou Yang shook his head and said coldly: "If you bargain again, I will leave immediately, and you can deal with it as you like." ”

"This..." Goatee looked at the current situation, and he had no room for bargaining at all, so he had to grit his teeth and endure the distress and agreed: "Okay, I'll give it to you." ”

"Collect the money first and do the work later. Zhou Yang stretched out his hand, his expression was very indifferent.

"It's... It's not very regular, is it?" said Goatee uneasily.

Zhou Yang heard him say this, patted his butt and stood up, and said bluntly: "Now my words are the rules, if you are willing to follow my rules, then cooperate." If you don't want to, you will scatter in two, and the road will go half of the road towards the sky. ”

"Okay!" Goatee couldn't help it, now Zhou Yang was his only lifesaver, and he had to be threatened by Zhou Yang. immediately took out a stack of money from his bag that had not yet been hot, he was still in love, and Zhou Yang had already snatched the money away. Then he handed him the mineral water and said, "Give everyone a little to drink, and keep it painless." ”

So saying, he turned his back and counted the money.

Goatee took the mineral water bottle, walked to the front in disbelief, and immediately said with a fluttering eyebrow: "Uncles, aunts." Just now I was negligent and forgot to add a medicine primer to everyone, and the medicine is too strong, so it causes you to have unbearable stomach pain. Now, please line up your uncles and aunts, and I will relieve your pain one by one. ”

The goatee seemed to be the same as the truth, Zhou Yang couldn't help but pouted when he heard it, with a look of disdain, this kind of charlatan really eats with his mouth. After the liar fed the uncle who was in first place and drank a capful of water, soon, in the anxiety of the goatee, the uncle patted his belly and said excitedly: "It's really god, it really doesn't hurt." ”

His words were tantamount to making a live advertisement, and the people in the back who were in unbearable pain hurriedly accelerated the process of queuing, and the goatee was covered one by one, and everyone's pain was relieved in a short time. The uncles and aunts saw that their stomachs didn't hurt anymore, so they really believed that his broken medicinal wine caused stomach pain because of the lack of medicine primers, and at the same time deepened their trust that medicinal wine can treat rheumatism and bone pain, praised the goatee a few words, and slowly dispersed and went to dance in the square.

After the uncle and aunt left, the goatee immediately breathed a sigh of relief, he almost thought that he was going to enter the class room just now. After he breathed a sigh of relief, he hurried to Zhou Yang and said with a flattering face: "Little brother, you really have the ability, and the medicine can cure the disease." ”

Zhou Yang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said coldly: "I think you are a first-time offender, plus I am short of money recently, otherwise I would not be too lazy to help you save the scene." ”

"Little brother, if you are willing to cooperate with me, we will definitely make a lot of money. You see, you have medical skills, I have eloquence, and the two of us are golden partners......"

Before the goatee finished speaking, Zhou Yang, who had ordered the money, had already gotten up and walked out, and the goatee hurriedly caught up and said, "Brother, brother, if you don't want to cooperate with me." Then can you sell me the recipe for the water you just had, it's not easy for me to make some money. ”

"What do you have to do with me?" Zhou Yang turned his head and said indifferently: "Even if you die in front of me, I won't look at you more." ”

Zhou Yang's words were extremely hurtful, originally the goatee was blackmailed by Zhou Yang and all the money was not happy, but now Zhou Yang has repeatedly rejected his plan to make a fortune, and at the moment he was in a heart, stepped forward to block Zhou Yang's way, and said viciously: "Young man, you don't toast or eat and drink." If I give you face, you don't have a face, but don't blame me for being ruthless. ”

"Huh. Zhou Yang sneered, hooked his hand at him disdainfully, and said, "Come, show me the ruthless one." ”