Gong Zheng was sad again this time, and rubbed his forehead vigorously, "I'm worried about me, so what should I do." ”

"What's wrong with you, demon, you don't want people anymore?"

"Her aunt didn't come normally this month," Gong Zheng was particularly calm.

"Pregnant?" The surrounding brothers spoke in unison, and I don't know what happened to them today, they all spoke so unifiedly.

"If I'm really pregnant, I'll admit it," Gong Zheng said with a sad face, "Since the two of us have been together until now, Aunt Ya has not been allowed to come once, do you know, this will scare people to death, not once!

The people around looked at Gong Zheng with disdain, and Gao Yu put his arm around Gong Zheng's shoulder, "Brother Zheng, I won't say anything about you, if you use this reason to break up with a demon, Xiao Xiawen won't chop you into dumpling filling, and I Gao Yu will kneel down and call you in the future when I see you."

"Stop, I'm going to make you me off. ”

"**Uncle, stupid Gong Zheng, Lao Tzu is serious with you. ”

"That's it, your reason for breaking up is too a**, according to your Gong Zheng's experience, you should find a better excuse. ”

"Paralyzed, she follows me for everything, according to me, what do I want to do, I really can't find any other reason. ”

"Then you might as well just say that you don't like it, you don't love it, it's better, it's better than deception. ”

"Well, that's right, we agree, if you say that, you will be chopped into dumpling stuffing by Xiao Xiawen. ”

"Well, it's okay to be stuffed with buns, you know Xiao Xiawen, that girl can do anything. ”

"Do you want to die?" Da Zhong stared at Sect Leader Du, "What do you mean by a girl, that's your sister-in-law, it's rude to speak, I beat you into stuffing, do you believe it or not?"

Sect Master Du looked at the big bell fiercely, followed by the three evil dragon roars of "Wangwang".

Da Zhong calmly lifted his cuffs, "You treat me as Gong Zheng, don't you, let you come with Niu Mantian." ”

This Niu Mantian naturally said Gao Yu, Gao Yu is not a fool, and hurriedly smiled, "Sect Master Du, come by yourself, the evil dragon roars"

As soon as Sect Leader Du heard his idol Niu Mantian say this, he calmed down at that time, and smiled at Da Zhong, "Brother Da Zhong, I misunderstood." ”

Da Zhong glanced at Sect Master Du and looked at Gong Zheng, "I'll tell you, how did you break up with a demon, my daughter-in-law has to hack you to death, you can make up your own mind, if you really decide to break up, then you are tired enough, just say directly, the provincial deception, let my daughter-in-law know that she is more angry, and then, you can think about how to be hacked to death." ”

", that's so scary?"

"That's not it, there is another point, you have to pay attention, if you accidentally hurt my daughter-in-law, I will kill you and hammer you into dumpling filling, I will do what I say. ”

"Fuck!" Gong Zheng stared at the big bell, "how the fuck do I know a friend like you! Women are like clothes, brothers are like siblings, do you know or not!You are so fucking heavy on sex and light friends! Do you still have humanity?"

"Shut up! I reminded you, I don't care what clothes I wear, even if it's clothes, I only have one clock for the rest of my life!"

"Okay, stop bickering" Wang Lung spoke at this time, "Da Zhong is right, if you really can't stand it, you can just break up, anyway, it's all cut, you just figure it out yourself." ”

"That's right, you've figured out the reason for the eldest aunt, how much you want to break up with her"

"No, it should be how afraid you are of Xiao Xiawen's kitchen knife!"

Gong Zheng squinted, looked at the person next to him, and fell into deep thought again.......

More than 20 minutes later, Wang Lung and his group were playing games in an Internet café.

Sect Master Du looked at the computer, looked at a very interesting post of Baidu Tieba sterling silver earrings and pasted it, and laughed, "I'll give you a problem, you answer yourself, I'll see which of you has the most classic answer." After speaking, Sect Master Du helped his glasses, "You said that if your wife and lover fall into the water at the same time, do you save the gentle and virtuous wife, or save the beautiful and moving lover." ”

"Isn't your question standard, who said that a wife can't be beautiful and moving, and a lover can't be gentle and virtuous. ”

"It's just an analogy, that's how this problem came out anyway, you save that. ”

Da Zhong was the first to speak, "Nonsense, of course it's to save my wife, don't you need to talk about it?" ”

"Definitely, my married couple must be haode, I also save my wife, remember the woman who was still by your side when you were the most difficult" Wang Lung smiled and spoke secondly.

"I think it's good to save my lover. "Gao Yu is not pretentious" After saving his lover, he didn't drag him down, he didn't want to do anything, and no one cared about it, how good is this, and he can continue to find a lover, and then find a lover's lover, and it's okay to find as many wives as he wants. ”

"Fuck, I can fucking despise you!" Li Lei was the first to scold the street, "Just like you, who will dare to marry you in the future"

"Just, fuck me, you're fucking hard. ”

"Yes, ah, if I look for a husband like you in the future, I'll strangle him first" A little sister opposite the Internet café also spoke, everyone's voices were quite loud, and the people on this floor of the Internet café also heard it, anyway, you started to attack Gao Yu as soon as you said a word, and the surroundings were quite chaotic, most of them were scolding Gao Yu and burying Gao Yu.

Sect Master Du looked depressed, looking at his idol sympathetically, in fact, if he chooses, it is estimated that he will also choose a lover, but he doesn't dare to say it, how can we have such a big ability as Niu Mantian, and dare to say it.

Most of the surroundings are full of contempt and abuse for Gao Yu, and the students who play in the Internet café at this time, everyone is also from the same school, regardless of whether they are familiar with each other or not, they can talk to each other.

This group of people is despising us Niu Mantian, who knows that Brother Yu spoke again calmly, and his voice was still very loud, "I'm telling the truth, you can insult me, but don't I have something to say, at least I dare to tell the truth, what I say is what I think in my heart, you despise me, I'm not pretentious, or you ask Gong Zheng, ask Gong Zheng what he thinks, paralyzed, Gong Zheng, you fucking tell the truth, if it's you, which one do you save, it's a fool to lie! Guan Erye is on top! Don't lie!"

Gong Zheng didn't know what to do by himself since he entered the Internet café, and he didn't seem to be in a high mood, but Gao Yu turned the attention of the entire Internet café to Gong Zheng.

Gong Zheng squinted, looked up, looked at the people around him, all waiting for him to speak, and after a while, he said very calmly, "I won't save either, find another one who can't swim." ”

The Internet café was suddenly quiet, and it was unexpectedly quiet.