Wang Yue shouted: "Damn, this is too pit, isn't that spell a pit?" What about ritual weapons? ”

Li Yu said: "The magic weapon is better, but it also depends on the specific magic weapon." Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info take a chestnut, let's take a weapon in reality as an example, we assume that the physical strength in reality is spiritual power, if we use a bow and arrow as a weapon, ordinary people may not be able to shoot many arrows, and they will be tired, in other words, the spiritual power consumed is too great.

However, if it is an automated weapon such as a small pistol, then we may not get tired of firing hundreds of rounds, but in terms of power, it may be slightly weaker. ”

Wang Yue said: "Wait a minute, why do you use a small pistol to make a comparison?" What about submachine guns? What about rocket artillery? ”

Li Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you talk about the atomic bomb?" I have to be able to afford a magic weapon of that level, and I can afford a small pistol, bow and arrow. ”

"Cut." Wang Yue said, "Then it seems that you, a cultivator, are not very good?" ”

Li Yu didn't say a word, turned around and left.

Wang Yue knelt down and said, "Brother! I was wrong! ”

"Tell me, what exactly do you want?"

Wang Yue said: "Well, I actually have a bold idea. ”

"How big?"

"The bigger the better, the bigger the magic weapon, the better, the cultivation requirements are not high, at least I can use it now."

"Big?"

"Well, it's about the same ...... as your 40-meter-long knife."

Li Yu was speechless and said, "What do you want such a big magic weapon for?" It doesn't work well either. ”

Wang Yue said: "I don't care, I just like the big one, I want the big one." ”

Li Yu was speechless and said, "Okay, let me think about it." ”

Open the mall, groan, and finally gritted his teeth and exchanged for a 1000 magic weapon with a forced value.

"Here, your magic weapon."

"What?"

Li Yu threw something over, Wang Yue hurriedly caught it, and then, speechlessly: "Baton? You just gave me a baton? ”

Li Yu said: "To be precise, this is called: security stick." ”

"666, 666, but boss, I want a big magic weapon, and you give me such a small one."

Li Yu said: "Don't worry, you say a big try to the magic weapon." ”

Wang Yue paused, then his eyes lit up, and said, "Ya, can you still get bigger?" You think you're a golden rod? ”

"By the way, you first drop blood and bind it, otherwise I'm afraid that the magic weapon will be too big to kill you."

"I'll go, that's okay? It's too tragic for the magic weapon to smash the owner to death. Wang Yue put his thumb into his mouth, "I'll go, it hurts, why don't you even have a mark." ”

Li Yu said: "Look at you like that, you can't even get a drop of blood." Throw a knife to Wang Yue, "No, hurry up." ”

Wang Yue had a constipated expression on his face and said, "...... What, can you not drip blood? Am I really going to stab myself? ”

"Why don't I come?"

Wang Yue hurriedly said: "Don't, let's come." He made a light scratch on his finger.

"Eh, it hurts my brother." Then a drop of blood fell on the artifact.

"It's okay now. Big, big, big! ”

I saw that the baton suddenly grew bigger.

One meter

Two meters

Three meters

Four meters

Five meters

Wang Yue looked surprised and said, "Damn, it can really get bigger." ”

Ten meters

Twenty meters

Thirty meters

Forty meters

……

Li Yu said: "Enough, the space here is too small!" ”

Wang Yue said excitedly: "No, no, no matter how big!" Give me a bigger one! ”

Fifty meters

Sixty meters

Seventy meters

Eighty meters!

A full eighty meters!

The stick is up, it's really taller than a Ferris wheel!

If it weren't for the fact that Wang Yue now had a slight connection with the magic weapon, otherwise the weight of this magic weapon alone would have crushed him.

"Damn, awesome! But...... It's too heavy, so let's be smaller, small, small, small. ”

The baton slowly returned to its original state.

Wang Yue wondered, "Why can't it be turned into an embroidery needle?" ”

"Do you really think it's really a golden hoop? It's a security stick. ”

"80 meters long security stick, 666." Wang Yue said, "Wait a minute, so my stick is longer than yours?" ”

Li Yu was full of black lines and said, "Can you pay attention to your rhetoric?" ”

"Ahem, well, so my baton is longer than your long knife?"

"Theoretically, my long knife is up to 40 meters and your baton is up to 80 meters."

"Awesome, my stick is longer than yours!"

Li Yu was full of black lines, suddenly groaned, and said: "Hey, speaking of which, the baton can become bigger and smaller, so there's no reason why a long knife can't be?" ”

Li Yu summoned the long knife again and said, "Xiaoxiaoxiao." ”

There are no changes to the long knife.

Li Yu sighed, "Alas, it really doesn't work, it seems that this long knife doesn't have this function at all, but maybe you can spend money to upgrade the system." ”

"System, can you upgrade the long knife to a length of 100 meters?"

"Ding, the system prompts, no."

"Can you let the length of the long knife change freely? After all, I can't always hold a 40-meter long knife, which is too inconvenient. ”

"Ding, the system prompts, it's okay."

Li Yu's eyes lit up, although the length of the free change was a bit unsatisfactory, it was already much better.

It took 600 points to equip the 40-meter-long knife to be able to become bigger and smaller freely.

As a result, Li Yu was poor.

Really poor.

The pretending value is less than 100 points all over the body.

"Alas, I'm going to go down the road of pretending to be forced again." Li Yu said helplessly.

Wang Yue was excited, and suddenly his eyes showed contempt, and said, "Boy, today I will teach you to be a man!" ”

"Roar, take a broken baton, do you really think you're going to heaven? Today Dad is going to teach you how to do it! ”

"Just in time!"

With a wave of his hand, a baton suddenly began to grow in size, reaching a length of 80 meters!

Li Yu was not to be outdone, and the 40-meter-long knife gradually changed into its original shape.

40VS80 meters, although at first glance, the length of the baton is to explode a long knife, but if you think about it carefully, 80 meters is only twice as long as 40 meters.

If you compare it with ordinary weapons in reality, the stick is 1 meter long and the long knife is half a meter long, although there is a gap between the two, but in fact, it is not much different.

So, the two of them fought like this, wielding magic weapons that were tens of meters long.

"Drink! Hahey! ”

"Hey yours!" Li Yu knocked the baton in Wang Yue's hand away with a long knife.

Wang Yue's face turned pale and said: "You are cheating, your cultivation is higher than mine!" ”

"Hahaha, there is no real fairness in this world, Dad will teach you to be a man!"

Wang Yue said: "Damn, don't compare, don't compare." "Reduced the size of the magic weapon and put it back.

Li Yu said: "Bah, garbage, five scum." ”

Wang Yue's face was full of unwillingness.

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Well, I almost forgot before, this group of people can't just stay on this big road, it's not good if they scare people."

Even if it doesn't scare people, it's not good to scare flowers and plants. ”

"What then? Alarm? ”

"Yes." Li Yu nodded

"Isn't it, boss, are you really going to call the police?"

"Or else?"

Li Yu shook his head and made a phone call.

"Hey."

"Hello? Yes, yes, yes, seniors? Senior, long time no see, I miss you so much! ”

Wang Yue put his ear up and said, "...... How did I hear my sister's voice? ”

"You heard me wrong." Li Yu said lightly and continued, "Tang Tiantian, do you have time now?" ”

"Yes, yes, as long as the seniors say a word, I have time 24 hours a day."

Li Yu said: "Then you come to the ** road, I have a big gift for you." ”

"Ah, the big gift? What a gift? Suddenly, Tang Tiantian's voice was extremely shy and twisted, "Senior... Isn't it developing too fast between us......"

"What a mess, you're thinking too much, you hurry up and come here, there really is a gift for you."

"Well, that's good, senior, I'll go over right away."

Hung up the phone.

Wang Yue looked at Li Yu with anger on his face, as if he was looking at a traitor.

"You beast! I said that we would be the great magicians of the FFF group together! ”

", I never said that."

"Who was it just now!? Which girl is it? How many girlfriends do you have? ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "You think too much, Tang is Tang Tiantian, that policeman, you have seen it before." ”

Wang Yue was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "You mean the little policeman who was kidnapped last time?" ”

"That's her."

"Oh, I see, I said, I thought you betrayed our organization."

Wang Yue smiled.

However, in the next second, his smile froze and said, "Then why did you call her?" Is it okay to just call 110? ”

Recalling the words "gift" that Li Yu said before, Wang Yue burst into tears.

"You liar! Big liar! You've betrayed us! ”

"! You're a big **! ”

……

After a while, Tang Tiantian rushed over in a hurry and said, "Senior! ”

"Yo."

Tang Tiantian said excitedly: "Senior, what did you call me for?" Could it be that an evil organization has emerged? That's great, let's go catch the bad guys! ”

Li Yu said: "Ahem, Tang Tiantian, calm and calm, there is no evil organization." ”

Tang Tiantian was immediately disappointed: "Ah, it turns out that there is none." ”

Li Yu said: "There is no local evil organization, but there is one suspected international evil organization." ”

"What what, International Evil Organization!? International Blockbuster Case!? There is such a thing! Tang Tiantian took a deep breath.

At this time, Tang Tiantian noticed the group of foreigners lying on the ground on the side, and asked curiously: "Senior, who are these people?" ”

"Oh, they're suspected to be part of that evil organization."

"They're who!?" Tang Tiantian was extremely surprised, and then her little face was full of justice, "In this case, as a messenger of justice, I can't watch this kind of thing happen!" ”

Li Yu said: "This is specifically like this, although the people on our side are wrong, first take the initiative to scare the other party, but then the other party actually ......"

After some objective words, Tang Tiantian's face was full of justice, and said: "It's too much, this is a crime of intentional injury!" It can even be regarded as an attempted murder! ”

Wang Yue said: "That's right, these people are all bad people, hurry up and arrest them!" Investigate them! ”

"Don't worry, I'll do it!"

Immediately afterwards, Tang Tiantian called a police car and took everyone away.

"Senior, thank you, I'll go back first."

"yes, bye."

Then they departed.

Li Yu sighed and said, "Okay, you, you can pretend to be a zombie in this person, I'll go." ”

Wang Yue said: "Don't, I'm not in the mood to pretend to be a zombie now, I'll leave it, you give me a ......"

Li Yu drove away in the dust.

"Fack!"

……

After Li Yu left, he drove directly to the beauty salon.

Originally, he had planned to go to school, but now that it was so late, there was no point in going to school.

So just come back here.

"Think about it carefully, I haven't seen Sister Liu in the past few days, so it's good to say hello to her today."

And he walked in.

"Hello and welcome, may I ask you...... Ah, you were the one who made out with her in Sister Liu's office last time! The beautician looked surprised.

Li Yu's head was full of black lines, and he also recognized this reckless girl, and said: "This young lady, things can be eaten indiscriminately, and words can't be talked indiscriminately, Sister Liu is so old and I am so old, am I like the kind of person who eats old cows with tender grass?" ”

I don't know when, a figure appeared behind Li Yu, with a "kind" smile on his face, and said, "Oh, is it? It turns out that my sister is an old cow in your heart? ”

The word "well" appeared on his forehead, and he grabbed Li Yu's ear.

Li Yu was excited and said, "Sister Liu, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" ”

"Hmph, what a misunderstanding!" Liu Siyu said with a cold face.

This appearance frightened the beautician and quickly said "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" and ran away.

Li Yu showed a kind smile on his face, as if he had just seen Liu Siyu, hugged Liu Siyu and said, "Sister Liu, I miss you so much!" ”

Liu Siyu's face was slightly red, and she said, "You little villain, let go of my sister!" ”

Li Yu smiled and said, "I don't!" Sister Liu, hugging can prove that the relationship between the two is good. ”

Liu Siyu said angrily: "Little villain, don't be like this, there are still many people in the store." ”

Li Yu smiled evilly: "Oh, that's good, then let's go to my sister's office." ”

Liu Siyu immediately glanced at Li Yu resentfully, and said, "Little villain, I haven't seen you for a few days, my mouth is getting worse and worse, come over with my sister." ”

"Eh~" With that, Li Yu followed Liu Siyu to her office.

After entering the office, Liu Siyu suddenly relaxed and said with a smile: "Say, brother, what is the matter with coming to my sister today?" ”

Li Yu grinned and said, "If you don't have anything, you can't come to see Sister Liu." ”

Liu Siyu was a little happy in her heart, but said on her face: "Hmph, who knows what you think in your heart." ”

said, sat on the chair, and said, "Eh, I've been too busy with work lately, and my sister has a sore waist and a sore back." ”

Li Yuxian said attentively: "Sister Liu, do you need me to help with the massage?" ”

Liu Siyu said: "Whatever~"

"Ahem." After two clicks, Li Yu came over and massaged Liu Siyu with skillful techniques.

In just a moment, Liu Siyu's face turned red, she screamed again and again, and she was in a happy mood.

“…… Ahem, okay, brother, if you have something to say, just say it, what's the matter with my sister today? ”

Li Yu said: "Sister Liu, I really have nothing to do, I just haven't seen you for a long time, come to see you, and by the way, I wish you a happy Christmas Eve." ”

Liu Siyu was surprised: "Christmas Eve? Is it Christmas Eve? ”

Li Yu was also surprised: "Sister Liu, you don't know? ”

Liu Liu Siyu was stunned and said: "I really don't know this sister, because of those masks you gave me this time, our beauty salon business is very good, and my sister is so busy with work for a while, I forgot that today is Christmas Eve." ”

Li Yu said: "In this way, Sister Liu has worked hard, and I specially brought a gift today." ”

"Gifts? What? Liu Siyu became curious.

Li Yu smiled: "Wait, wait, that's it." He took out the slimming apple in his hand.

Liu Siyu was stunned and said with a slight disappointment: "Huh? It's just an apple, brother, you're too stingy. ”

Li Yu said: "Sister Liu, this is not an ordinary apple! ”

Liu Siyu said curiously: "Is this still a second-class apple?" ”

"Almost."

Liu Siyu's eyes gradually lit up, thinking of the previous beauty mask, maybe this apple really has some unexpected functions, and asked, "Brother, does this apple have any special effects?" ”

Li Yu said: "Sister Liu, you can see it, to tell you the truth, the name of this apple is called Slimming Apple, and after eating it, the weight will not only not increase, but will decrease." ”

Liu Siyu hesitated and said: "It's really fake, how can there be a weight loss without eating, even the air has weight." ”

Li Yu said: "Sister Liu, don't you believe me?" ”

"It's not that I don't believe you, it's just ...... It's also incredible. ”

Li Yu showed a mysterious smile and said, "Then Sister Liu, do you say that the beauty mask is incredible?" ”

Liu Siyu's heart moved.