Chapter 107: Don't Look Down on Cats
When he returned to the bureau the next day, Lin Jiayu was wearing a mask all the time, and when he was asked by his colleagues, he just said that he had a cold. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info actually ...... It is to cover the bruises on the face, and there is no need to describe how the bruises came about, everyone understands.
When I returned to my residence after work, I saw Mobao on the sofa with a small dried fish in his mouth.
"Mobao, I haven't seen you for a few days...... How did you gain so much weight? I looked at it with disgust: "And how do I remember that a certain cat said that he would never eat such a degraded food as dried fish?"
"Is there one? Who said that? After two or three strokes to eliminate the dried fish, Mobao bit the newspaper on the table and suddenly jumped into my arms: "Hey, that...... Little sister! Heard...... This swimming pool is good, why don't you go and have fun? ”
Little sister? Where did this guy learn the word, he must have secretly surfed the Internet recently, and his mouth is full of Internet words.
I glanced at Mobao, this guy ...... There must be a problem.
I took the newspaper and looked at it, and immediately understood its purpose. The promotional pictures in the newspaper are all Bi/Kini beauties, with bumpy bodies and long white legs......
I haven't forgotten that although this guy is a cat, he is a male!
"Ahem......" I deliberately coughed lightly, put down the newspaper and said solemnly, "Don't go!" Recently, I had a cold and couldn't touch the water. ”
"I have a cold...... Mo Bao glanced at me and jumped on my shoulder: "If you have a cold, you should exercise and swim quickly."
"Really?" I hooked the corners of my lips.
Mo Bao nodded violently, and raised his right paw in a humanly manner: "Yes, yes, I swear by my cat personality."
I silently rolled my eyes in my heart, and returned the cat character, and its owner has a virtue, a perverted cat!
"Don't go!" I replied coldly, and continued to bow my head and fiddle with my phone, I'm afraid of water, it's better to go swimming than to stay at home and watch dramas: "Go find Mo Yiming and let him take you!"
"No, no, no!" As soon as Mo Yiming was mentioned, Mo Bao immediately became nervous: "I can't let him know, otherwise...... I'm going to die. ”
Mo Bao drooped his ears, looking pitiful, and he really couldn't help but soften his heart. But...... I know too much about its little tricks, usually so cold that Mo Yiming is carved out of the same mold, and it is extremely narcissistic. At some point, it will be coquettish again, and to put it bluntly, this is a cat that can act.
"Don't go!" I firmly refuse.
"How can you bear it......" Mo Bao took two steps back, and poured directly on the coffee table and pretended to be dead: "How can you bear it...... Refuse a cat's request, I just ...... I just want to go out and see what I ......."
"Uh......" I pulled the corners of my mouth, and sure enough, it was a cat that had become a sperm, and I was terrible: "Don't act, I won't go."
With that, he stood up and walked to the bedroom.
"Wait!" Mo Bao suddenly stopped me, jumped in front of me and wagged his tail: "If you take me, I'll ...... I promise you a request. ”
"Just you?" I looked at it condescendingly, with deep disdain in my eyes: "It's just a cat, how can you help me?" To put it nicely, isn't it just a well-grown cat that can speak a human language? ”
"You, you, you......" Mo Bao waved his little paw angrily: "Stupid woman, don't look down on cats."
"Hey...... I smiled, finally revealing its true nature, calling me a stupid woman from the beginning, and when I asked for it......
"Since you're so good, go to the swimming pool by yourself." After speaking, he strode into the bedroom, closed the door with a bang~, and closed Mobao out of the door.
It's finally clean.
Well? What was that?
Suddenly there was a rustling sound from the window, and I walked over lightly, and at a glance I saw two little kitten paws.
This guy really doesn't give up!