Chapter 51: The Angry Death Couple
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"So, let me tell you a story, in ancient times, there was a man named Tian Ji who raced horses with people, and this horse was divided into inferior horses, medium horses, and superior horses, so it was three races.
Originally, this Tian Ji's horse was inferior to others. But then she came up with a solution, which was to use her own inferior horses against other people's superior horses, her own medium horses against other people's inferior horses, and her own superior horses against other people's medium horses.
In this way, although the inferior horse lost that game, Tian Ji won the other two games, and in the end, on the whole, Tian Ji won that game. This is the story of Tian Ji horse racing. ”
The second child suddenly realized and said, "It turns out that this is the reason why we lost." ”
Li Yu said: "So, you didn't lose to me, you lost to knowledge! If you could have learned this earlier, if you were usually studious and had earlier contact, then you wouldn't have lost today." Therefore, you must remember that you must study hard in the future and make progress every day. ”
"Hmm!!" everyone responded, and for the first time they felt that learning and knowledge were such interesting and important.
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Birds and beasts, even Tian Ji will not let go!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Birds and beasts, even Tian Ji will not let go!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Birds and beasts, even Tian Ji will not let go!"
……
"Then, since you have lost, it's time to keep your promises, call me boss!"
The eldest bear child was stunned.
Indeed, there is such a promise.
Gritted his teeth and said, "No, even if the little monkey cheats, this game should be invalidated, and it will be a 1-1 draw according to the previous result!"
"That's it! 1-1 draw!"
"But......" said the little monkey, "even if I didn't use a pulley, I wouldn't have been able to skate as far as 15 meters." ”
The second child said viciously: "You traitor! Shut up!"
The little monkey was deeply shocked and said, "I am ...... Traitor?"
"Of course! You betrayed our organization! You go! Our organization can't accept people like you!"
The little monkey was devastated.
The bear child boss said, "It's okay, little monkey, you can come to my side." ”
The little monkey looked up and said, "Can I?"
"Of course. ”
The little monkey was moved and said, "Boss, thank you, you haven't forgotten my ......."
The second child shouted: "I don't care, I don't care! Anyway, we are 1-1 draw! Let's have another game!"
"Yes!
"One more plate!"
Li Yu said helplessly: "Okay, just as you wish." "It doesn't matter if you say more.
Then, the fourth overtime began.
At this time, the little girl came over and said, "Brother, let me come this time...... but the little girl said unexpectedly.
Li Yu pondered for a moment and said, "Okay." ”
The little girl took a few deep breaths and said, "I must not let my brother down again this time." ”
Run-up, slide!
However, at this time, a trace of cunning flashed in the eyes of the second child of the bear child, and he suddenly exclaimed: "Oh no, I slipped!"
Coincidentally, I bumped into the little girl.
Immediately, before she could slip far, the little girl fell to the ground.
"Woo... It hurts......"
The second child of the bear had an indifferent expression on his face and said, "I'm sorry just now, I accidentally fell." ”
"But your score has been fixed, it's only two meters, haha, your score is only two meters at most. ”
"You!" Li Yu's little friend was very angry, "You obviously did it on purpose!"
"And since there was an accident, the results should be the same as just now, not counted!"
"No! I think this kind of thing should be voted on! I think the results just count to raise my hand!" Suddenly, more than a dozen hands were raised.
"You guys!"
"See, there are a lot of us, and you lost. ”
Li Yu smiled and said, "It's okay, just let them." ”
"Brother......" Everyone wondered, what did this big brother who sold apples think!
The second child smiled and said, "It's my turn!"
Get out and play bald and slippery!
However, as soon as he slipped out a step or two, the whole person suddenly fell to the ground.
Although the fall didn't hurt, it stunned him all of a sudden.
"What just happened?"
"How did I just fall?"
Li Yu's friends laughed and said, "Haha, you're embarrassed to talk about us, don't you fall down yourself, stupid!"
The second child of the bear blushed and said, "No! No, I'll do it again!"
As soon as he stood up, he slipped and fell again.
"It hurts... This, how can this be ...... "I obviously didn't step on anything, how could I slip."
He tried to get up for the third time, but as soon as he did, he slipped again.
"I don't believe it anymore!" The constant failure only aroused his unwillingness, and he kept trying, but the result seemed to be predestined.
Fail.
Fail.
Fail.
Even his little friends over there couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Boss, what are you doing, hurry up!"
"It's just, hurry up, stop playing. ”
The second child of the bear gritted his teeth, but he remembered it, the key is not to get up! This is too evil!
"Come, Xiao Ming, come and help me. ”
"Oh. Xiao Ming walked over and pulled the other party, but as if an inexplicable force entered, the person did not help up, but even fell down with himself.
"This, this can't ......" The second child Xiong's expression changed, and he gritted his teeth and said, "No, change people, you can replace me with one person." ”
"Okay!" walked out another bear child, but this bear child had just stood on the starting line, and suddenly, he also fell inexplicably.
"This, this can't be......"
"I'm coming!"
"Woo ......"
"What are you crying about, get out of the way, let me come!"
"Woo ......"
The bear children are scared, really scared, this is really too evil, it's just the same as the demon law said on TV, it's not compared, it's not compared.
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
……
"Don't cry!" The second child of the bear gritted his teeth, looked at Li Yu, and said viciously, "It must be you, a stinky magician!"
Li Yu's little friend on his side defended him: "No, the big brother is standing here well, and he didn't do anything at all!"
"I don't care, he's a magician, he must have done something on this ice!
The second child rolled his eyes and said, "No, no, my mother told me to go back to dinner, I'm going back." ”
This magician is so evil that they can't even stand up, how can this compare.
Even if there is another set, I am afraid that the chances of them winning are very low. So it's better to make excuses and not compare.
"Excuses!
"That's it, are you going to run away!"
"We're not running away...... Can we call a bald and slippery thing an escape! This is a strategic retreat! Yes! A strategic retreat!"
"Damn!
Li Yu stood up and said, "That's it, don't you think I've done anything on this ice, then let's change the place and have another game, the location is yours, and all of you can go together, as long as the results add up to surpass me, even if you win?"
The second child of the bear was surprised: "Change the place, we will set the location, and we will all go together?"
"Yes!"
"Brother, you don't have a fever, how can you let them go together!"
"That's right, although their grades are not as good as yours, but they must surpass them together!"
Li Yu said: "Don't worry, in fact, I released the water before, and this time I plan to come for real." ”
Although he didn't know why this magician had suddenly become so kind, now that the conditions were so favorable to them, it would be detrimental to his dignity if he didn't agree
"Okay!
If they can change places, and the magicians haven't done anything, then they can make a big difference.
And he didn't believe what was released and what was real. No matter how strong that fake magician is, fifteen meters is the limit!
But there are a dozen of them on their side!
Even if everyone slides one meter, they can surpass the fake magician!
So there is no reason to be afraid at all!
There is simply no reason not to continue!
"Okay, let's continue!" shouted the second child bear, "you follow me, after I stop, you set off from my position!"
"Got it!!"
So, the bear boy found a new place, looked around, nodded, and said, "Okay, just do it here." ”
He didn't believe that after all this distance, the magician could continue to do his tricks.
"I'll be the first to go, and the people behind me will follow!"
At the start, the second child of the bear child was beaten again, and his face was happy, and sure enough, he didn't fall down again.
The poor bear child, who had fallen continuously before, had already thrown out a psychological shadow for him.
At the same time, he was even more sure that Li Yu must have done it.
But he didn't have any panic or anger now, because they were about to win this game.
Since you're going to win, there's no need to care so much.
The bear child takes a deep breath and snorts!
Five meters! Stop!
The second child nodded and said, "It's not bad, Xiao Ming come over and play bald from my position." ”
"Okay!" Xiao Ming nodded, took a few steps back, and ran away.
Stopped at nine meters!
When the rest of the bear children saw this, they also slurred in an instant.
Next, fifteen meters!
Next, twenty-one meters!
Next, twenty-nine meters!
……
They are slipping farther and farther, and the faces of Li Yu's little friends are getting more and more ugly.
"Brother......
"Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, rest, rest for a while. ”
Then, more than a dozen bear children went up together, and when everyone had skied, there was almost a distance of more than 100 meters!
Looking at Li Yu from this distance, he could only see a small black dot.
Li Yu's friends here were about to cry, at such a long distance, no matter how much they thought about it, they knew that it was impossible to win.
The rest of the skating crowd looked at them suspiciously, wondering what the hell these bear kids were doing.
All the people stood in their positions, only the second child ran over and showed off: "Hmph! We have such a long line! It's at least a hundred meters! I'll see what you do!"
In fact, their final score was only about 70 meters, but he deliberately cheated, thinking that Li Yu couldn't see it, so he pulled the length to more than 100 meters without authorization.
Li Yu smiled and said, "Look carefully, lest you say I'm cheating for a while." ”
Li Yu stepped back and rushed over.
One step at a time, one step at a time, like a minion, like the devil's footwork.
Rub and rub, on this slippery ground bald slippery, bald slippery.
Five meters... 10 meters ...... The bear child can still be calm.
Fifteen meters...... The bear kid is starting to get a little square.
Twenty meters ...... The bear child's eyes widened.
Fifty meters...... The bear child's jaw knock is almost scared off!
100 meters...... The bear child's eyes are about to pop out!
One hundred and fifty meters!
This is the final result!
"How is it possible......" The voice was extremely hoarse, with great disbelief.
"I don't believe it!"
"It's not true!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even children are not spared!"
……
At the same time, there are other people who are unbelievable.
"Look, look, that guy just skated more than 100 meters away!"
"Really! He 'swooped' over! I thought I was dazzled!"
"How is it possible, don't brag, even if it's on ice, you can't slide more than a hundred meters. ”
"Ahhh
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even the onlookers will not let go!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even the onlookers will not let go!"
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. Note: Beasts, even the onlookers will not let go!"
……
After sliding for more than 100 meters, Li Yu slid over again.
Said lightly: "You lost." ”
The bear children looked desperate and said, "How can this be ......?"
"You...... Are you still human!"
Li Yu said lightly: "So I said a long time ago, I am a cultivator, not an ordinary person." ”
More and more bear children have already believed Li Yu's remarks, after all, who can slide so far except the cultivators?
Even if the little monkey cheats, he only skied 18 meters.
The second child gritted his teeth, very surprised in his heart, but he didn't want to admit defeat so easily.
"I... By the way, you must have cheated too!"
Li Yu raised his foot, "You see if my shoes have pulleys." ”
The moment Li Yu raised his foot, the second child knew that things were going to be bad.
Because Li Yu's shoes are completely normal shoes!
There is no possibility of cheating at all!
"How could it be ......" with a desperate face, giving up on himself, "Ahhh
Li Yu complained: "Children, have you watched too many ghost animals recently, and in the future, you will watch less of the head of state and more puzzle programs such as Pleasant Goat." ”