Day 2. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Early morning.

The sun is shining!

When Chen Ning woke up, Lin Bing was gone.

"Yesterday was like an affair!" Chen Ning muttered.

remembered what happened last night, it was like a dream, an affair roll, so many things happened to Lin Bing, a popular first-line actress in China, and she slept in the same bed.

Fortunately, Chen Ning finally used a song to successfully attract Lin Bing's opinion of himself.

Chen Ning believes that the story between them does not end.

When he returned to the hotel, Xiao Wang looked at Chen Ning with a look of surprise.

Xiao Wang said: "Where was last night?" ”

Chen Ning was excited, mainly because of his weak heart, but fortunately, he immediately adjusted his state and said: "Talk to friends about work." ”

However, Chen Ning immediately reacted: "No, where do I have to report to you?" ”

"Ahem!" Hearing this, Xiao Wang was also embarrassed, and hurriedly said: "No, this is absolutely not necessary!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" Chen Ning said leisurely.

In the afternoon, Chen Ning also came to the TV station column group again, but there was no way, because after he vomited Tang Yicheng's couplet to him yesterday, the program was not recorded.

Today is also going to complete the recording.

However, when Chen Ning arrived at the column group, Chen Ning was stunned again.

This time, he invited another opponent of himself, and it was the vice president of the Provincial Writers Association who had sprayed him on the Internet before, Liang Chao!

As soon as Liang Chao saw that Chen Ning also came to participate in the show, he thought in his heart that he wanted to make Chen Ning lose ugly.

I don't know that Tang Yicheng, who also has this kind of thought, finally vomited blood and returned.

If he knew, Liang Chao would not have come to participate in this show.

However, the recording has already begun.

For the sake of the fun of the show, Director Yao also adopted the method of rotating each person to solve the questions, and adopted a best-of-three system, and the losing party had to accept the punishment requirements of the other party!

For example, if Chen Ning loses, Liang Chao can ask Chen Ning to accept what kind of punishment, even if he puts his underwear on his head, Chen Ning has to do it.

This time, it was Chen Ning who came up with the question first.

"Hello everyone, I know after watching my previous show, I am the best at it, but I just say it, and I have heard that President Liang is full of poetry and books, and his stomach is full of ink, and today I Chen Ning also have the courage to talk to President Liang!" Chen Ning also spared no effort to praise Liang Chao, but Liang Chao couldn't understand the situation at all!

I thought Chen Ning had a fever!

If you know that Chen Ning can say that, you will definitely not come!

And Chen Ning's intention is also obvious, the higher you are held, the worse you fall!

"President Liang listened carefully, I have a question!" Chen Ning said.

Liang Chao snorted coldly.

"Blackened black ash, fertilizer ash will volatilize, gray black, black ash flowers will fly back; Ash ash black chemical fertilizer will volatilize black ash for the fly flower back to ash! Chen Ning's speed was extremely fast, and after he finished speaking in one breath, Chen Ning also said to Liang Chao with a smile: "President Liang, if you say that it is half as good as me, even if you win!" ”

Chen Ning also gave Liang Chao the words that Changzheng mocked him before.

"It's a tongue twister!"

"This version is stronger than the one that came out last time!"

"Brother Ning has created his own difficult tongue twisters!"

"Haha, I'm waiting to see Liang Chao bite his tongue and probably won't be able to say it!"

"Sit back and watch, Brother Ning slapped the person in the face!"

In the audience, all kinds of voices came out, but when I heard Chen Ning's tongue twister, I had never heard it before, the most difficult thing before was what Chang Zheng said, and Chen Ning's transcendent version of sanctification was the most difficult on the earth.

Specially used to beat Lian Liang Chao!

When Liang Chao heard it, he was stunned for the first time because he didn't understand what Chen Ning was talking about, and Ilara said it crookedly.

Looking at the words on the back of the stage, Liang Chao tried to read it a few times, but he was completely confused.

"Blackened black ash fertilizer ash will ... "Before I could reach ten words, I felt that my tongue was obviously not enough.

In the end, I didn't know what I was talking about, so I naturally lost.

Liang is out of topic.

"Writing a real literati, poetry is absolutely to understand, now I want to see how much ink you have as an online writer!" Liang Chao also picked up Chen Ning's name as an online writer again and ridiculed him.

"Since you are a literati, then you know the couplet, I will be out of the upper couplet, and you will be the next couplet!" Liang Chao said with great confidence.

But as soon as these words came out, the atmosphere of the audience immediately rose.

"President Liang, are you sure you want to fight against Brother Ning?"

"Oh my god, this is the second joke I've heard this year!"

"This is definitely a tragedy!"

"Three-minute tragedy!"

"I hope I don't vomit blood again."

Liang Chao's voice fell, and the audience immediately showed sympathy for Liang Chao.

After all, the show with Tang Yicheng has not yet been broadcast, and Liang Chao naturally doesn't know, but the audience knows!

Although there is still a difference between couplets and couplets, Chen Ning left too deep an impression on them.

Even some backstage staff heard that Liang Chao was going to have a couplet with Chen Ning? I almost didn't call the emergency number in advance!

Liang Chao didn't know why these people had changed so much all of a sudden, what did those people mean? What tragedy? What's wrong with vomiting blood?

But Liang Chao is full of confidence in his heart, his couplet, with an online writer like Chen Ning, is absolutely incorrect.

"Watching the plum blossoms and clearing the snow alone!" Liang Chao said this.

It is also shown on the large screen behind the stage.

Chen Ning also looked over, and immediately frowned slightly.

The audience was immediately lively.

"Is there anything difficult about that?"

"What's the problem?"

Some people start experimenting, and it doesn't seem to be difficult.

"Taste the flavor and know the cold food"

"Spread all over the sky and resounded for nine days"

The sound of various couplets also came out one after another.

But soon calmed down, Liang Chao is not an ordinary person, and his literary foundation is still solid, how could such a simple uplink come out?

"I don't know if Brother Ning can come out!"

"I see danger!"

"I think too! Liang Chao is still level after all. ”

"Fart, Brother Ning will definitely be able to come out!"

on stage.

"How? I'm sorry to admit defeat, no shame! Liang Chao looked at Chen Ning's deflated appearance, very refreshing.

Listening to the audience's couplet, Chen Ning did not mean to adopt it, the couplet is not a couplet.

However, this did not stump Chen Ning.

Because in the memory of the earth, Chen Ning also found the mystery of this couplet.

"President Liang, if you think you've won, you're probably going to be disappointed!" Chen Ning's eyes stared at Liang Chao, and his voice came out slowly.

"Oh? Are you right? Liang Chao naturally thought that Chen Ning was talking big.

"Guys, I already have the answer!" Chen Ning held the microphone and said.

"Say, hurry up!"

"That's right! Say it! ”

Chen Ning showed a warm smile at this moment, looked at everyone at the scene, and said: "My next link is: Watching the Mountains and Dancing Streams!" ”

"That's it?"

"It's not like that!"

"Let's see what Liang Chao says!"

"Yes!"

Sure enough, as soon as Chen Ning's next couplet came out, Liang Chao immediately sighed deeply: "Hey, don't be ashamed of your ink!" Liang Chao shook his head in disappointment.

"Wrong?"

"I think that's right, huh?"

"Ask the great god to analyze!"

However, Liang Chao took the lead in speaking: "Just to this level, to tell you, your lower link is not as good as my upper link, it seems that the level of the author who writes online articles now is really rubbish!" ”

Chen Ning was a little abnormal, but he was not angry, and said to Liang Chao: "President Liang, please tell me why my lower link is not right?" ”

Liang Chao looked at Chen Ning coldly, and immediately explained arrogantly: "Everyone pay attention to my uplink homonym and read it again!" Is it a chorus melody? ”

Hearing this, the audience was also interested

Plum blossoms to sweep the snow?

This reading is really!

Wonderful! This uplink is really too second!

Chen Ning lost unjustly!

But Chen Ning still squinted his eyes slightly at this time, and said, "President Liang, audience, I'm sorry, my lower link also has a homonym, can you read it?" ”

When the people at the scene heard it, they became interested again, and your next link also has a homonym?

This read!

There is a shocking feeling, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven?

it! Now it's time to unite the gods!

That's right, it's even better!

This unraveling, all the audience applauded Chen Ning!

Wonderful!

It's so exciting!

"I'll just say that Brother Ning will definitely win!"

"Brother Ning is really a genius!"

"There's no one in this couplet!"

In the final popularity vote, Chen Ning won again.

In the second question, Chen Ning won 2:0 directly with an absolute advantage.

However, Chen Ning has not forgotten that Liang Chao sprayed him on Weibo, and at this time, he naturally has to take revenge on him.

"President Liang, the little brother is only a shallow learner, today is mainly lucky, and I won you by luck!" Chen Ning also mocked Liang Chao with a victorious attitude.

"Where, where!" Liang Chao didn't want to say much!

What a shame!

You say that tongue twisters are not your strong point, and it is not a big deal to lose.

But the couplet also lost!

What a loss to home!

How will you mix in the writers' association in the future?

Don't be laughed to death yet!

"Ladies and gentlemen, I happen to have a couplet here, if President Liang can match the upper and lower couplets, I will directly admit defeat and accept President Liang's punishment, do you think it's okay?" Chen Ning's words directly drove the atmosphere of the audience!

This is a blatant provocation!

Declare war!

"Good!"

"Agreed!"

"Chen Ning is too arrogant, I can have a hunch that he will overturn!"

"Brother Ning, you're playing big!"

"Although it's a bit excessive, I like Brother Ning's energy!"

"If you're afraid of Mao, you're scolding him!"

The atmosphere at the scene was completely hot, and most people still thought that Chen Ning was playing with fire!

Liang Chao is a traditional writer from a literary background, are you in a couplet? Is there anything that can't be right?

Hearing the words and hearing the voice of the scene, Liang Chao was also scolding in his heart at this time: "Chen Ning, this fool is here to find abuse!" ”

"Man, talk counts!" Liang Chao was afraid that Chen Ning would regret it, so he didn't consider the possibility of losing at all, and said loudly to the audience: "Everyone help testify to me!" Good no good? ”

"Good!"

"We'll prove it for you!"

"Brother Ning, let's get the question!"

Liang Chao also said to Chen Ning: "It's okay now, let's get the question!" I'd like to see what kind of uplink you can make at your level! ”

"You won't be disappointed!" The corners of Chen Ning's mouth also raised a trace of arc at this time.

"Smoke lock pond willow!" Chen Ning said directly.

Chen Ning also brought up this once earthly eternal!

Aren't you Liang Chao a traditional writer of the Writers' Association?

Aren't you a literary foundation?

I've got you right!

You're good right!

Let you spray Lao Tzu on Weibo again!

Now, let you be embarrassed and lose enough!