As far as cultivation is concerned, Lin Chen has always been concentrating, but this time is different, he is cultivating while dreaming, which leads to the extremely poor cultivation effect this time, just recovering the divine power he has just consumed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After a night, the first thing Lin Chen said when he opened his eyes was: "Xiao Qing'er, is my emotional toilet paper sold out?"

"Master, I... I don't know if I should say it or not. Lin Qing said hesitantly.

"Look at you, you look like you haven't seen money!" Lin Chen ran to the computer after despying Lin Qing a little.

When Lin Chen checked the sales with confidence, a lonely 0 slapped Lin Chen hard.

"EXM?Haven't you sold a single thing?" Lin Chen stared at the computer in disbelief, and patted the display screen with his hand from time to time: "The system is buggy, right, the network is down?

Lin Chen tried to think of N possibilities, he just couldn't accept the fact that his emotional toilet paper didn't sell a copy.

After a long while, when Lin Chen calmed down, he thought of a possibility, that is, others didn't believe that his emotional toilet paper had this effect at all.

Lin Chen realized at this time that it was no longer time for him to be an executive officer of the God Realm, when he created any system or anything, because of his identity, others must have believed unconditionally, but now he is only a mortal, and he is selling this kind of thing in the Mortal Realm, which naturally makes people feel unbounded.

"I'm really... Forget it, it's free, it's free!" Lin Chen had no other way at this time, only to make his toilet paper free first, in order to be convincing.

On this day, Lin Chen didn't go to school, so he stared intently at the computer to see if anyone came to buy his toilet paper, until in the evening, his cat treasure finally came to the news.

"Are you there?"

This sentence of 'are you there', Lin Chen is looking forward to the stars and the moon and finally waiting.

"Yes, is there something wrong?"

Lin Chen replied without thinking.

"Dizzy, aren't you the one who opened the cat treasure? The buyer is looking for you, what do you say?"

Lin Chen saw this buyer nicknamed 'Blowing the Crotch of His Pants', and scolded himself for being mentally retarded, and then replied: "I'm sorry, it was my cousin who messed with my computer just now, do you need anything?"

Lin Chen began to dump the pot to a cousin who didn't exist.

"I just want to ask, is your toilet paper really free?"

"Of course!"

"Can you bring me a roll!"

When Lin Chen saw this, he forcibly held back his hands that wanted to greet the other party's parents and replied, "Can't!"

"If you want to make sales, just give away a piece of toilet paper, what garbage store, close it as soon as possible!"

Lin Chen just wanted to reply, but the system prompted that he had been blocked by the other party, which made Lin Chen angry, it was the first time he was scolded on the Internet, and there was no way at all.

In the time that followed, a few more customers came here and there, but basically they all wanted to take advantage of Lin Chen's shop, this time Lin Chen learned to be obedient, first scolded those who wanted to take advantage, and then quickly blacked them out.

"Will you be blocked?" Lin Chen said very unpleasantly, and then Lin Chen didn't bother to care about the news of these birdmen.

After a while, Lin Qing flew to Lin Chen's side from the computer: "Master, someone has bought your toilet paper." ”

"I'll take a look!" Hearing this, Lin Chen immediately came to the computer and found that it did show that the buyer had paid and was waiting for the seller to deliver the goods.

"This free gadget is also selling so hard!" Lin Chen sighed, thinking that this money making was indeed his own whims.

But although this first one was sold with difficulty, a new question appeared in front of Lin Chen, that is, what about the courier fee?

Lin Chen didn't have a penny in his pocket, and he couldn't even take out the courier fee of ten or twenty yuan in the past.

But soon, Lin Chen thought of a way, I saw that he quickly connected his mobile phone to the Divine Realm printer, and after holding the mobile phone for a while, he instantly created ten pieces of emotional toilet paper.

"Qing'er, I'll come back as soon as I go out!"

Without waiting for Lin Qing's reply, Lin Chen went out with ten pieces of emotional toilet paper.

After going out, Lin Chen walked into the 'Xinda' courier company closest to his home.

"Hello, are you here to pick up the package?" a courier guy with a 'Xinda' logo hat asked after seeing Lin Chen enter the door.

"No, I'm here to send it. After Lin Chen finished speaking, the courier brother handed Lin Chen a courier order.

Please fill in the recipient's name, phone number and contact address. With that, the courier brother was busy with the work in his hands.

Lin Chen took the courier slip and said with some embarrassment, "Hmm... Well, can it be free?"

"Huh!?"

As soon as Lin Chen's words came out, not only the courier brother in front of him was surprised, but several courier brothers behind him also cast a sarcastic look at Lin Chen.

Lin Chen also expected their gaze, and then explained: "That's the case, I can send you a free one, and the emotional toilet paper I developed myself will be used as a mailing fee!"

"Emotional toilet paper?"

Then Lin Chen told the function of the emotional toilet paper to the courier brother present one by one.

"Brother, don't be funny, if you really have such a god, you can't afford to pay the courier fee?" one of the courier brothers with a scumbag face looked at Lin Chen and said.

"If you don't believe me, you can try. As he spoke, Lin Chen took out a few pieces of emotional toilet paper from his pocket.

Several courier brothers looked at the toilet paper that Lin Chen took out with disgust, and the scumbag man said even more disdainfully: "Brother, it seems that you should really go to the hospital to have a look, you ask the people present, who will try your broken hand paper?"

After the scumbag man finished speaking, the rest of the couriers all began to laugh at Lin Chen unscrupulously.

"Alright, we're busy, if it's okay, you can leave quickly. After the scumbag finished speaking, he stopped paying attention to Lin Chen.

"In that case......" Lin Chen glanced at the scumbag, and then pulled the scumbag in front of him as soon as he raised his hand.

"What are you doing... Woo!"

Before the scumbag finished speaking, Lin Chen pasted a handful of emotional toilet paper on his face.

"You're fucking sick!" The scumbag looked at Lin Chen very angrily at this time, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight with Lin Chen.

"Don't get excited, I'll give you 10,000 yuan as compensation. As soon as Lin Chen finished speaking, the scumbag's expression changed slightly, but his tone was still very angry.

"Who wants your broken money!" The scumbag man said this: "But who knows what bacteria are on your toilet paper, I'm going to the hospital for an examination, you can do it yourself!"

"That's no problem, so be it, I'll give you 30,000 yuan, which can be regarded as my compensation to you. When Lin Chen said this, he glanced at the rest of the courier brothers.

Although the rest of the courier brothers were inexplicable, they still followed Lin Chen's gaze and looked at the scumbag.

"Three... 30,000?" When the scumbag heard Lin Chen say 30,000 yuan, he was stunned for a moment, and then his expression returned to anger: "Take out the money and talk about it, otherwise I will not only have to see a doctor, but you will also have to beat you for the rest of your life, and you will not be able to take care of yourself for the rest of your life!"

Hu scumbag man was actually very excited in his heart, if he could really get 30,000 yuan, which was equivalent to his salary for several months, at this time he was thinking about how to be chic after he got 30,000 yuan, completely forgetting that the person in front of him couldn't even pay the courier fee just now.

"Lao Chen, ...... you?" When the scumbag was still in his heart, he saw that all his colleagues were looking at him in surprise.

"Am I wrong?" the scumbag's tone was still indignant, but his expression became extremely strange in the eyes of everyone.

Because when he said these words angrily, his whole face showed a strange smile, which was completely out of tune with his tone.

Seeing that his goal had been achieved, Lin Chen looked at those courier brothers and said, "Now you believe it, right?"

After Lin Chen finished speaking, those courier brothers nodded dumbly, obviously unable to accept this strange thing for a while.

"What do you mean?" The scumbag was completely out of the situation at this time, and he didn't understand why his colleagues had inexplicably approved of Lin Chen.

And Lin Chen didn't bother to deal with the scumbag at all: "In that case, there are seven of you here, one of you will give you one, just help me mail this courier out." Saying that, Lin Chen put seven pieces of emotional toilet paper and the completed courier slip on the table and prepared to go out.

"Do you want to leave? What about the 30,000 yuan you said?" At this time, the scumbag Hu still remembered the 30,000 yuan in Lin Chen's mouth, and he was just about to rush forward to stop Lin Chen, but was stopped by another courier brother.

"Lao Chen, don't chase after you, what this master said is true!"

"What!?" the scumbag looked at his colleague in disbelief, and they all nodded at the same time.

Then the courier guy with the hat suddenly asked, "Lao Chen, let me ask you, did my wife go to your house last night?"

"It's... Of course not, you ,.. Why do you think that?"

The scumbag man spoke very calmly, but his expression looked like a thief.

When Lin Chen saw this, he suddenly found that the amount of information was inexplicably so large, and then he hurriedly walked out of Xinda Express Company regardless of their disputes.

Just walked a few steps, only to hear the courier company behind him began to be noisy, and the sound of all kinds of throwing things and scolding one after another, the frightened Lin Chen quickly accelerated his pace.

"Lin Chen, stop me!"

As soon as Lin Chen quickened his pace, a girl's voice appeared behind him, and the voice was still very familiar, and then Lin Chen turned around and saw a beautiful girl standing under the street lamp.

"Shangguan Li, why are you here?"