Chapter 41 Do things honestly and be a down-to-earth person!
Since the welcome party is the home of the HKSI, there will definitely be the benefits of the HKSI.
While the freshmen of other colleges can only squint at the big stage from the stands, the freshmen of the HKSI can sit on the hundreds of folding chairs neatly placed in the basketball court and face the big stage.
Of course, this is useless for most freshmen, it is nothing more than a change of place and a posture to play with a mobile phone and read magazines, if it were not for the school's almost threatening rule that every freshman must arrive, I am afraid that this stadium stage that can accommodate 3,000 people will be a one-man show!
When Jiang Han and the others arrived inside, except for the sporadic vacant seats, the stands on both sides were almost full, and by the time they bent down to find the position of their class on the basketball court in the inner hall, the party had already begun.
After Jiang Han sat down, he glanced at the nameplate in front of the rostrum on the big stage, and found that except for a vice president and deputy secretary, he didn't see the shadow of the so-called principal at all. Then I heard Chen Yanguan on his right:
"The school gimmick is enough, but it's a pity that I slapped myself in the face, thinking that the principal was busy with official business, and didn't take us freshmen to heart. ”
Jiang Han smiled undeniably and did not talk.
The same leader's speech, from the first day of entering the school, has experienced countless boring party ceremonies, probably no one thought to hear something different on such an occasion. Even the freshmen still had some longing and fantasies, but after five minutes, basically everyone lost patience and basically lowered their heads and played with their mobile phones when they no longer looked at the rostrum. Maybe for the students of the infield sports academy, they still need to worry about the teachers who patrol at the end of the team, but for the students of other colleges in the stands, there are really no scruples.
If you suddenly turn off all the headlights in the gymnasium at this time, you will definitely find that the entire gymnasium is starry and dazzling!
And this state of affairs continued until one person came to power.
When Jiang Han heard an old man with the vice president's nameplate hanging in front of his desk say that he had invited Li Zhehao, a student from this year's Shonan Science Champion College, to speak on behalf of all the freshmen, Jiang Han slapped his thigh in the audience and said with a happy face: "Yes! I never thought that the big bear science champion is such a big gimmick, how could the school not let it go at the orientation party! Fortunately, it is here, otherwise it would be really difficult to find this guy on such a big campus!"
Jiang Han does have a mobile phone, but since the last time he went to Yundian with a black screen, Jiang Han has not rushed the electricity again since he came back, and he threw it on the table in the bedroom, but he is afraid that it will be gray now!
Seeing that the big bear, who was as strong as a big black bull, wearing an extremely ill-fitting suit that was obviously borrowed, standing in front of the rostrum with a bright face, showing a mouthful of big white teeth and smirking at the audience, Jiang Han also smiled slightly: "It looks like this guy is still doing well in the academy!"
A good tuxedo, but I was worn by this product out of the concave and convex feeling! plus the honest smile on his face, on such an occasion, the big bear at this time is indeed very happy!
In fact, whether it was the audience on the basketball court or the freshmen in the upstairs stands, some people had already laughed.
Originally, it was just a few sporadic ones, but in the end, they simply joined one by one, and turned into a loud laugh with at least nearly 1,000 people participating in the entire gymnasium.
"This is the champion of science in Shonan, which was widely spread in the school a few days ago?
"Who knows, I knew that such a person could become the top student in science, my brother studied hard back then, maybe the person standing on the stage to speak now is me, not this stupid big man!"
"Come on, even if it's really a science champion, the person standing on top of it can't be you!"
"Why!?"
"You're stupid, if you're really the champion, you're going to come to this school? I guess this thing is either a missing head, or a stupid man who can only read!"
“……!”
In the face of such a situation, the leaders on the rostrum all have a bad look on their faces, it is a very happy thing to be able to settle in the University of Technology as the champion of a province, and it is logical to speak as a typical representative of the freshmen at the orientation party, but the current situation is not what they expected. Before speaking, laugh first, is this a sketch!
"Please keep quiet and listen to Li Zhehao's speech, as the champion of a province, he must have a lot to learn from everyone!"
One of the vice-principals spoke with discipline, and the laughter finally subsided as his rather deep voice echoed through the microphone.
But Chen Guonian, as the vice president of the Bao Academy, was sitting on the side of the rostrum in an old state, with a strange smile on his face, even if all the leaders were not looking good just now, he still had this expression!
When Da Xiong entered the school, he was specially responsible for the reception, and his daily life, including the dormitory, was also arranged by him, and after a few contacts in just one month, he knew with deep feeling that this young man who seemed to be honest and brainless as the top science student in Xiangnan this year was actually not a fuel-efficient lamp, if Chen Guonian expected it to be good, I am afraid that someone will be unlucky soon, and there may be more than one!
Jiang Han sat in the audience, always smiling, of course, he didn't have any disdain for Da Xiong's outfit, and it was impossible for him to laugh and ridicule Da Xiong loudly like everyone else. And Jiang Hanxin and Chen Guonian on the stage thought similarly, these goods who treat the big bear as stupid - forced to ridicule are very likely to be stupid themselves immediately!
Sure enough!
Da Xiong stood in front of the stage, first holding the microphone in one hand and blowing it, and then he pointed to the new student in the front row of the gymnasium who looked like a skinny monkey who laughed the most happily just now and said, "The way you laugh is even more stupid than the way I stood on the stage and was laughed at just now!"
This product is none other than the guy who was laughing at the bottom just now and whispering to the classmates around him that Da Xiong is a stupid guy who lacks roots and tendons~ force!
When the voice of the big bear was accurately transmitted to the ears of everyone in the stadium through the microphone, the audience was in an uproar!
And when the thin monkey in the sports institute recognized that the big bear was referring to him, he immediately blushed, with a look of resentment, looking at it like that, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people on the scene, and there were nearly twenty leaders sitting on the rostrum, I was afraid that it would be possible for him to pounce on the big bear and fight!
"Hehe, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean to target you personally, I mean, the people who laughed just now are actually just as stupid as you!"
The big bear grinned, revealing a row of white teeth and a simple tiger tooth at the thin monkey. However, the words he said were like a bombshell, and after being thrown in the stadium, nearly 1,000 people were shot and fell instantly!
"What do you mean kid, what do you mean by this, don't think that you can be lawless here with the hat of a science champion, go back to farming!"
"That's it, a person like you should face the loess with his back to the sky, be a farmer at home honestly, full of swearing, what kind of university do you go to if you don't have culture!"
Of course, it is not that although everyone has been shot, at least there are many people in the area where the college is set up are still surprisingly united and strong support for the big bear!
They didn't laugh when Big Bear came to the stage just now, and even sent cheers, but then they were covered up by the thunderous laughter of the audience, and now they ......
"Yo he, what a big breath, what's wrong with the peasants, count up to the eight generations of your ancestors, do you dare to say that they are not peasants! Besides, farmers can take the top exam without education, so what are you cattle!"
……
A good freshman representative spoke, and the representative only spoke less than three sentences, and the scene had already turned into a free debate part of the debate competition.
The school leaders on the stage all looked ugly, and they looked at each other, thinking about whether to kick this guy off the stage immediately, so as not to cause any student accidents because of him.
Jiang Han in the audience and Chen Guonian in the audience both smiled bitterly, such Li Zhehao is the real big bear!
"This stupid big guy has a personality, I like it! If you have the chance, you must make friends with him!"
Xiao Qiang, who was on the right side of Jiang Han, looked at the big bear on the throne and said with a smile, that is, he lowered his head to play PSP just now, and he didn't pay attention to the movement on the stage, so he didn't laugh, otherwise, from his manipulation of not leaving the dirty words three times in one sentence, he would definitely not say such a hypocritical thing......
"I'll go, I was suspicious last night, and now I'm finally sure, Xiaoqiang, it turns out that you like men!"
Chen Yanguan, who was next to Xiaojie, jumped out at the right time, although he also felt that the stupid big man on the stage had an appetite for him, but he still didn't forget to disgust Xiaoqiang!
"Fuck off!"
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"Hey~!"
Big Bear smiled, surprisingly, when the innocent laughter of Big Bear, who was supposed to be the initiator of the whole thing, spread through the microphone throughout the audience, it was as if there was some special magic, and the noisy venue instantly fell silent!
"Dean Chen said that he would come to the stage to speak on behalf of the new students before the orientation party, and I told him that I didn't know what to say, so he said that you should go up and share your learning experience with everyone. ”
"Then I said that I don't have any decent clothes that can show my face in front of people, and I will be embarrassed by the academy if it is too shabby!"
"Then Dean Chen said don't worry, it's okay, I'll borrow it for you, and promise to dress you up better than Pan An, so that you can shine at the conference, maybe there will be a little girl who secretly promises you!"
"So I came to the stage wearing the figure that Dean Chen borrowed for me to be more handsome than Pan An's outright and upside down, originally I came to show my face to our bag, and I came to be the little girl Xu Fangxin, but according to the situation on the scene just now, I came to a conclusion that Dean Chen, who we set up, is an out-and-out liar!"
As soon as Da Xiong finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter. And this time the laughter was all the classmates who didn't laugh last time, and most of their laughter was kind, with admiration and encouragement in between.
can be the top science student in Hunan Province, this guy is not so simple after all!
There were even students who immediately joked to their vice dean Chen Guonian: "Dean Chen, Brother Hao said that you are a liar, what do you think?"
Chen Guonian on the stage laughed, and Da Xiong himself laughed with him, as for Xiao Qiang next to Jiang Han in the audience, he had whistling at Da Xiong without any scruples!
"Silly big guy, with personality, Lao Tzu likes you!"
Next to him, there was a group of male cattle from his class. The male animals in the group of courtyards, including Jiang Han, immediately leaned farther away from Xiao Qiang, and after glancing at Xiao Qiang with a disdainful and disgusting expression, they all looked away as if they didn't know him!
The big bear on the stage didn't pay attention to the voice of the audience, but continued to himself: "Since I have lost face, then I don't care about saying a few more words, in fact, I don't have any learning experience to share with you, I am stupid, I only know that my mother has taught me since I was a child, no matter where and no matter when, I must do things honestly and be a down-to-earth person." And I've always done that, so I'm honored to be here today, and I'm ashamed to speak in front of everyone!"
"Alright, that's the end of my speech, thank you!"
The audience immediately burst into warm applause, not only the package there, but also those who were kind and laughing before, and the applause was more thunderous than the first ridicule and ridicule.
This very down-to-earth stupid big guy instantly made many pure-hearted freshmen on the scene have a good impression of him, of course, not only the little girl, but even many boys are like Xiaoqiang next to Jiang Han, who wants to get to know him and make friends with him!
Da Xiong simply put down the microphone, bowed solemnly to the students who applauded the audience, and then turned around and walked to the audience!