Chapter 484 Comedy Moment

When he arrived outside the box, Liang Jian pulled Feng Feng aside and said, "Brother Feng, can I trouble you to do me a favor today?" Feng Feng said, "You just say." Liang Jian said: "You see, Xiang Jin is followed by those two guys, and it is inconvenient for us to talk." Can you put them down while you're drinking?"

Feng Feng smiled at Liang Jian and said, "Is the relationship between you and Xiang Jin unusual?" Liang Jian said: "Big brother, don't think about it too much, I just made a bet on Xiang Jin, saying that I would definitely be able to get rid of her two guards, but she didn't believe it." I'll show her, I believe in Brother Feng's drinking!"

Feng Feng naturally didn't believe it, he thought that between Liang Jian and Xiang Jin, the last layer of paper must have been pierced, and now Xiao Biesheng was newly married, and he wanted to relive his old dream, but he was hindered by the guards sent by Xiang Jin's father to follow, so he came to ask him for help.

Just now, Wei Jie, director of the Municipal Reception Office, had made the pros and cons clear to him, and he and Wei Jie had unified their thinking to accomplish the good things of Liang Jian and Xiang Jin. Feng Feng said: "Big brother knows what you mean, I will also ask Director Wei to work harder to help settle the two guards together." ”

Back in the box, Hu Xian and rice wine have come up. In this winter's day, drinking rice wine is the most popular here.

After Feng Feng returned to the box, he whispered a few words to Wei Jie, and the plan for the two to start a war against the two guards with wine was launched. Wei Jie persuaded with her inherent enchantment: "Xiang Jin, there are two handsome guys, since you have arrived in our Jingzhou today, please follow the customs of the villagers and drink some rice wine here, in such a cold day, a glass of rice wine will be hot." Let's all come here, right?"

The rice wine in Jingzhou also has a history of hundreds of years, this kind of wine, sweet and strong, the locals of Jingzhou are very good at this mouthful, but the northerners are not very adaptable.

Due to the cold climate in winter, most of the northerners have adapted to the high liquor above 56 degrees. The strength of the wine comes and goes quickly, and the emphasis is on a coolness. And rice wine, relatively particular is a rhyme. The ancient Wang Xi's work "Orchid Pavilion Preface", what kind of song and water, just imagine that it is obviously inappropriate to use high-grade liquor, and after a few glasses, people have already turned it over.

Many northern men who are accustomed to drinking highly strong liquor will naturally not put this thin wine in their eyes, but the strength of its stamina is something they never expected, and they often overdo it because they relax their vigilance and drink too much because of the lack of standards, and finally fall down on the spot.

The two guards politely refused: "Thank you, Director Wei, we have a task today, otherwise we will definitely have a drink with the leaders." Wei Jie smiled and said: "It's better to hit the day than to choose a day." Won't the two guards have to go back to Ningzhou tomorrow? Whether there will be a chance to drink in the future is another matter. ”

Feng Feng was also drumming on the side of the bridge: "Director Wei is right, today we went to Jingzhou City on the first day, and Jingzhou specially sent such a young and beautiful female director to pick us up and wash the dust." We don't drink some wine, it seems to be a bit faceless. ”

One of the guards said: "Director Feng, it's not that we don't give face, the main thing is that we have a task. Wei Jie continued to go into battle and said, "I know that the main task of the two of you is to protect the safety of our Xiang Jin. In fact, the chief is too worried, there is no need to be so strict with the two, our Jingzhou City, has always been a good and civilized public order, although it is not a way to go, but in recent years it has always been 'Ping An Jingzhou', and it has been six consecutive championships. So, it certainly wouldn't be a problem for the two guards to have a little drink. How about a little bit? I don't force you to drink more. ”

Liang Jian also stepped out at the right time and said, "I'll pour wine for a few guard brothers." When the two saw Liang Jian pouring wine into his cup, they stretched out their hands to block it. Liang Jian ignored them and insisted on pouring them wine.

At this time, Xiang Jin also said: "Two, don't ignore the kindness of Jingzhou City." Nothing is a big problem with a little bit of alcohol. Liang Jian said: "Two little brothers, are you so worried about Xiang Jin?"

Although the two guards were ordered to monitor Xiang Jin, they also knew that they could not offend Xiang Jin. For this reason, on the surface, they all only admit that they are bodyguards, not monitors, otherwise they will definitely be hated by Xiang Jin, and it must be irrational to let the chief's daughter hate herself. For this reason, hearing Xiang Jin speak, they glanced at each other and were noncommittal.

Seeing that the two guards were loose, Wei Jie smiled and said, "It seems that the two little brothers want all of us to respect them together before they are willing to drink!" This is exactly what Wei Jie, who is in the wine field, is a good job.

At this time, one of the guards could not sit still, stood up and said: "This is not a good thing, how can the two of us put up such a stand? If it weren't for the mission, we would have had a good drink with the leaders." ”

Wei Jie said: "Don't say more, Xiang Jin has already spoken, please ask the two guard brothers to give us a face in Jingzhou." We're going to not let you drink well. Wei Jie's words sound like they don't want to drink high, but in fact, they just let them drink "badly", that is, the meaning of "drink high".

Finally there was a relent, and one of the guards said, "Then let's have a little drink." Another guard looked at him, but said nothing.

Seeing that there was a turning point, Wei Jie hurriedly said: "This relationship is good, Secretary Liang, and Director Feng, let's come together to respect the guard comrades, right? Let's salute you. The two guards finally couldn't get around the wine culture and drank with them.

For Wei Jie, as long as you start drinking, she will definitely make you drink well and drink properly. For this reason, seeing that the two guards had already started drinking, her gaze slipped over Feng Feng's face charmingly, meaning, "Look at me next, right?"

Waiting for the guard's first glass of wine to go down, Wei Jie's second glass followed, she said: "This is to respect the guards from the central government, maybe I won't be able to meet the guards from the highest level in the future, this opportunity must not be missed, and I hope you give me a chance." ”

So the guards' second cup of rice wine went down again. One of the guards said, "This amber liquid, it tastes sweet, it doesn't have much alcohol, it's delicious." Feng Feng said: "If it's delicious, just have a few more glasses, the guard comrades used to drink it at a high level, and this kind of rice wine is estimated to be about the same as sugar water." ”

Another guard also said, "Really, it's about the same as sugar water." Hearing this, Wei Jie hurriedly asked the waiter to bring two bottles to each person.

Drinking is like this, as long as you start drinking, drink more and drink less, it is a matter of the skill of the persuader. It just so happens that Wei Jie's skills are very prominent. She said: "The amount of wine of the two little brothers must be extraordinary, let us see it today! Under normal circumstances, this kind of rice wine, if we drink two bottles of rice wine alone, it can be regarded as a good amount of wine, and if we drink four bottles, we are gods." ”

One of the guards said, "With this wine, four bottles are considered gods?" I don't think I have a problem drinking six or seven bottles." "If these two guards were killed in normal times, I am afraid they would not want to say such things. Alcohol is such a great lubricant, and a lot of things that you can't say are poured out under the lubrication of alcohol.

Liang Jian said: "Today we seem to be able to really see what the real wine fairy is!" This is Xiang Jin glanced at Liang Jian, and expressed shame for Liang Jian's method of drunkening his own guards with wine.

Xiang Jin also only shook her head at her two guards, according to her father, these two guards are the most dedicated and the most capable, and in the middle of the mission, they can also complete many other tasks that the guards can't complete.

Xiang Jin thought to himself, maybe this so-called unaccomplishable task is to drink six or seven bottles of yellow bar! Xiang Jin shook his head at the unreliability of the two guards.

Just thinking so, under the persuasion of Wei Jie, Feng Feng and Liang Jian in turn, the two guards had already gone down with four bottles of rice wine each. That's a lot. This made everyone say that it was amazing, because the amount of alcohol was really not ordinarily good.

Wei Jie still had a smile on her face, and in the entire box, she was already jubilant at the moment, and the two guards were already red because of alcohol, and everyone was laughing and full of spring.

Liang Jian's experience in the wine field told him that if he wanted to overturn these two guards, he would only owe the last straw. He glanced at Wei Jie. Wei Jie nodded, then looked at the guard with a smile and said, "No matter what, I am also a few years older than the two little brothers." I'll call myself a sister. It's rare for me to be able to meet two people today, let's deepen our relationship, and my sister will salute the two of you with a full cup. ”

Unexpectedly, the two of them had already drunk to the happy place, staring at the glamorous Wei Jie and saying, "Sister Wei, we don't ask for much, let's just blow a bottle of rice wine." ”

A bottle of rice wine is a nightmare for women with a slightly worse amount of alcohol, drink it slowly, and you can go down to a bottle in the wine field can also gallop a little, if you take a sip, most women will fall down on the spot. What's more, Wei Jie didn't drink or drink before, at least one and a half bottles were gone. This bottle of wine is a test.

But Wei Jie is such a woman, she drinks not only by quantity, but also by courage, she said very happily: "Okay, today I will really come to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman!"

Two people, each with a bottle of rice wine, held it at hand, poured two glasses, and poured them into their mouths in succession.

When the cups were "banged" back on the table, I saw the heads of the two guards "snap" down, slammed on the table, and fell into a deep sleep.

Liang Jian, Feng Feng and Wei Jie glanced at each other, and then applauded: "It's done." Liang Jian looked at Xiang Jin, and the meaning was obvious, you said that I succeeded, whatever I do. Xiang Jin was looked at by him and said, "The means are despicable. ”

Liang Jian smiled and said: "All roads lead to Rome, as long as it works." Feng Feng said, "Don't you two still have activities? You go first, and these two friends will be handed over to us." Wei Jie also said beautifully: "Hurry up, the beautiful scenery of the good day, don't waste it." ”

Xiang Jin said: "What a beautiful day, this is clearly a cold winter wax moon." Liang Jian said: "Then do you want to play?" Xiang Jin said: "Go, of course, it's rare to come to Jingzhou!"

The two walked out of the Wanghu Tower, climbed the steps up the embankment around the lake, and walked towards Wei Jie's special car. Wei Jie arranged for her own driver to see them off. The two were in a good mood, chatting about the scene on the wine field just now, and couldn't help laughing.

But when they came to the car, the smile on their faces and the laughter in their mouths seemed to be frozen.

How is this possible!

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