Chapter 229 is hilarious

When Ma Xiaodong was stunned, the teacher called: "Ma Xiaodong! ”

"Here!"

Ma Xiaodong stood up and responded with a smile on his face, and after thinking about something, he put it down. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Hello everyone, my name is Ma Xiaodong, I should be a little older than all of you, I usually like to read and sleep lazy, the shortcomings are obvious, that is, I look too handsome, the advantage is that handsome is my only shortcoming, I am 16 years old, I know the astronomical land, I know the trivialities, every time I go out to walk, I often lead beautiful women to turn back, handsome guys jump off the building, kind-hearted, helpful. When I was in elementary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome guy", and I couldn't figure it out, so I secretly handed over a small mirror at the same table. I'll take a picture. Oh. Instantly understood...

It is said that when I was born, auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, which gradually drifted from far to near, and after drifting to the roof of my house, they turned into one word: handsome.

That's all for self-introduction, I will live and study with you for several years in the future, I hope we can help each other and make progress together, especially female students, you are welcome to consult at any time if you have any questions, no problem is more welcome, thank you. ”

Before Ma Xiaodong's words were finished, the whole class was immediately amused to laugh, some of them lay on the table, Le's stomach hurt, and tears of laughter came out.

This self-introduction, which has been flooded on the Internet in later generations, has brought everyone no less impact than a sketch performance by Zhao Benshan in this era.

After a while, the teacher realized that this was a class meeting, so he forcibly endured the benefits and said, "Ma Xiaodong, you sit down first." ”

Then he said to everyone: "Okay, let's be quiet, Ma Xiaodong's self-introduction is very humorous, but whether he is handsome or not will not be discussed, his academic performance is very good, this junior high school exam, Ma Xiaodong is the first in our class, the second in the whole grade, everyone will learn more with him in the future." ”

"Okay, next, Zhang Hailong!"

"Here!"

The self-introduction at the back was completely disrupted by Ma Xiaodong, as long as someone stood up, everyone would think of Ma Xiaodong's words, and involuntarily laughed out loud, laughing alone, as if it would be contagious, and then the whole class laughed. The corners of Teacher Tian's mouth twitched, and today's class meeting was disrupted by this kid.

After a while, the self-introduction was finally over, and the teacher took everyone out of the classroom and began to line up to enter the room and assign seats. Seats are allocated in the same way as in elementary school.

The boys stand in one row, the girls stand in one row, and then one person from each of the two rows comes out to form the same table and enter the house together. Ma Xiaodong is taller, so he stands at the back, but he is not the tallest in the class, and there are several classmates who are taller than him behind him.

This time, Ma Xiaodong did not cheat, because now, there is no one he particularly wants to be at the same table, if he can, he hopes that the same table is a boy, of course, it is okay if it is still Yang Di, who was at the same table in his previous life.

Ma Xiaodong didn't know, he didn't care if he was at the same table with anyone, but someone cared, that person was Tong Fengjiao who had made him entangled.

As a girl who has lived in a superior environment since she was a child and worships money, Tong Fengjiao can be said to be a treasure of various famous brands, and whether clothes and shoes are valuable can be seen at a glance.

This skill, among students of this age, there is no one, Ma Xiaodong's self-introduction, coupled with his excellent academic performance, and then look at his set of clothes that are more expensive than the whole class, he has long been targeted by the sharp-eyed Tong Fengjiao.

Especially the diamond watch given by Yu Xiaoyu in Ma Xiaodong's hand is even more dazzling in the sun. Such conditions are simply the perfect candidate for Prince Charming in her mind, and she can't let it go.

So when standing in line with the seats, Tong Fengjiao quietly began to count, and secretly stood in a row with Ma Xiaodong. The plan in my heart is naturally self-evident.

Of course, these Ma Xiaodong didn't know, at this time he was chatting with the big man behind him, the big man behind him was called Zhang Xiangyu, a little taller than Ma Xiaodong, and he had less white head.

In his previous life, Ma Xiaodong and him were also very good friends, and the two often played basketball together, drank a bottle of soda, ate a bag of instant noodles, and had a very strong relationship.

Zhang Xiangyu is a single-parent family, his parents are divorced, and they both went to other places, so he lives in the town with his grandparents.

Once played with Ma Xiaodong and a few classmates in the game hall, bragging that he knew the gangster big brother Le in the first year of junior high school, but it happened that Le also came to the game hall, and he didn't even look at him from in front of him.

"Huh? Ma Xiaodong, do you play basketball? ”

"Play, it's just that the technique is average."

When Zhang Xiangyu heard this, he grinned and said: "It's okay, I'll teach you, tell you, it's not me who bragged, when I was in elementary school, I was the basketball captain of our school, and I took my classmates to beat several other schools." ”

There are a total of four villages in Xingdong Town, and the primary school is also divided into four, Zhang Xiangyu is from the Southeast Primary School, although he has water in what he says, he is not completely bragging.

He is indeed the captain of their school's basketball team, but to say that he led the basketball team to play in several other schools, Ma Xiaodong absolutely does not believe it.

If nothing else, let's just talk about Northwest Primary School, even if someone asked him to win, he wouldn't dare to win, because Northwest Primary School specializes in gangsters, and basically the gangsters in middle schools are all from Northwest Primary School.

And what's even more strange is that the girls who study well are also from that primary school, such as Zhao Lin in Ma Xiaodong's class, and the girl who won the first place in Ma Xiaodong's head this time, all from Northwest Primary School.

Ma Xiaodong looked at him and said with a smile: "Really? That's good, you can teach me then. ”

"Don't listen to his bragging, why didn't I know he beat our school?" While the two were talking, a classmate standing in front of Ma Xiaodong spoke, his name was Zhang Xiaoyu.

This Zhang Xiaoyu went out to work with Ma Xiaodong later, and the two of them almost froze to death when they climbed the train, this kid has a little bad brain, and his mouth is stupid, but he is strong and strong, like an old cow, with brute strength.

In his previous life, Ma Xiaodong had a good relationship with him, this kid couldn't study, and he played basketball in general, but he was very good at playing games, especially when the legend was popular, this guy was in the Internet café almost every day.

In fact, his family's conditions are very ordinary, but his grandparents and grandparents have pensions, so this kid has never lacked pocket money. Later, this kid relied on his stupid courage to pour food outside, and his life was prosperous. Until Ma Xiaodong was reborn, the two were in contact.