Chapter 185: Masturbating and Masturbating the Killer
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Li Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Do you really think it's really a bottle of Nutrition Express?" ”
Ling Xue wondered, "Could this still be a second-class nutrition express?" ”
"That's right, this is actually a bottle of Dan Ling Liquid, although the bottle and taste were made into the appearance of a nutrition express by me, but it is actually a pill that cannot be deducted!"
Ling Xue opened her mouth wide and said, "A pint of pills? ”
"Wow, Li Yu, you are too rich, I don't have any pills on me."
Li Yu said: "You don't have it?" Then I'll give you some later. ”
"Li Yu, aren't pills generally round? How is this liquid? ”
"Dan Ling liquid, it can be explained that the pill melts into liquid. However, this Dan spirit liquid is mixed with water. ”
"It's a fake."
"Without water, with her physical fitness, she can't withstand this spiritual power at all.
"I see."
Li Yu said: "In this way, it can not only enhance part of her physical fitness, but also improve part of her mental strength, although it can't be like the memory bread in Doraemon, but the effect is almost half of it, and it is the kind without any side effects." ”
"Uh-huh."
Li Yu muttered: "It's not enough to send a bottle of nutrition express, the previous incident must have caused a big shadow in the heart of this little Lori, I'll help her again, let her forget the previous incident." ”
Input a part of the spiritual power into the little Lori's body, and the original terrifying expression on the little Lori's face suddenly softened.
"Well, in that case, things are pretty much over, let's go."
Ling Xue said happily: "Hmm! ”
After the two left, Li Yu gave Lingxue dozens of bottles of pills, both of which were of one and second grades, and Lingxue happily hugged Li Yu and kissed him a few times, making Li Yu extremely helpless.
After that, Li Yu came to the home of another selected "child".
There was a crackling sound in the room.
Li Yu muttered: "Could it be that this time she is an Internet addict girl again?" ”
Secretly pushed open the door and opened it.,It's a boy who looks like a primary school student.,Playing a game called masturbation.。
But what is incredible is that this elementary school student did not fall like those elementary school students rumored on the Internet, but exploded with good technology.
In a short period of time, more than a dozen people were killed in succession.
The more the elementary school students fought, the more excited they became, shouting, "You bunch of scum! Surrender to the technology of the gods! ”
The two turned around, and Ling Xue whispered: "Hey, Li Yu, it's not easy to do, this guy is obviously a secondary second disease, or a secondary second disease with skills and skills, it seems that he won't sleep for a short time, but if he doesn't sleep, we won't be able to give gifts." ”
Li Yu smiled slightly: "Don't worry, I have my own way." ”
Ling Xue's eyes lit up and said, "What way, what way?" ”
Li Yu said: "Doesn't he like to play games? Okay, I'll let him see what it means to have a heaven outside of man, and a sky outside of heaven! ”
Li Yu took out a laptop from the space ring, cracked the WIFI of this house, and then turned on the masturbation.
Li Yu showed a lewd smile on his face and said, "Today, the deity will let you see what the real technique is!" ”
With the help of the system, it was easy to enter the same game as the elementary school student.
The elementary school student's face was excited, and he said: "As long as there is one more game, one more game, I will win a hundred in a row!" ”
"Huh? Who is Xuanhuang in this universe? How can the name be so domineering, how can it be more domineering than my name! ”
The elementary school student was a little angry in his heart and said, "No, I must not allow this kind of person to exist!" ”
As soon as they appeared, the elementary school students went straight to the battlefield.
Three minutes later.
The schoolboy looks desperately at his own dead character in the game.
"How could it be ......"
That guy, how can the technology be so good!?
You know, you're a diamond!
How could someone kill them so easily?
The elementary school student gritted his teeth and said, "I don't believe it...... This must be just a coincidence! ”
So, after his character was resurrected, he rushed into the battlefield again.
Three minutes later.
A game is over.
The elementary school student looked at the picture with a look of disbelief, it's over, it's over?
Game over?
Died like this?
As the strongest diamond, it is very likely that the great god who will hit the king within the next year!
Actually dead?
"My 100 Winning Streak......"
Gone, now nothing.
The elementary school student gritted his teeth and said, "No... No way... I don't believe it... It must have been just a coincidence... It's a matter of luck to match this thing... I'm just unlucky this time......"
The elementary school student comforted himself in this way and started the next game.
"This guy again?"
The elementary school student was surprised, why is it him again?
A sneer appeared on his face, and he said, "Forget it, it's you, I can take revenge with you." ”
Ten minutes later.
Once again, the schoolboy looked at the picture with a look of despair.
The game character dies in battle.
Game over.
"How is that possible... Could it be that he is really the strongest king? ”
The elementary school student's face showed unwillingness, and said: "Since you are really the strongest king, I will also kill you!" ”
Five minutes later!
When his side fell into a disadvantage and was about to lose the game, he became angry and ashamed, and scolded violently: ***, who are you! Why should you have trouble with ***!
"Wow, I'm a schoolboy."
"Upstairs is an elementary school student, right?"
"Made, I said how the game keeps losing, it turns out that there is a primary school dog. What are you doing when you don't sleep at night? Don't you say anything about the scourge during the day, but come and plague us at night? ”
"Like, don't you have to go to class tomorrow?"
The elementary school student said angrily: "***, you ********"
"Eh, I'm going, and you're scolding me, you really think we're bullying, you're *********"
“*****”
“********”
Immediately, there was a low roar in the room.
"Soul light! Soul light!! A group of faint souls!! ”
Li Yu complained outside: "666, 666, don't talk about victory, your own people started infighting first, this is a fart." ”
Li Yu said in the game: Who is that, I am the killer invited by your father! Your dad said that you are addicted to games and can't extricate yourself, so I specially invited me, a great god, to supervise you! In the future, I will kill you once as long as I see you in the game!
"I'll rely on 666, worship upstairs!"
"666, 666, schoolboy killer, great god, you are eliminating harm for the people!"
"Great God, I love you!"
The elementary school student was furious and said, "You *****"
"Yo, dare to curse? Let me tell you, I knew that your condition was so serious, so I just sent you directly to Professor Yang to let you be electrified, and what kind of killer did you invite, it was too gentle! ”
“********”
"666, 666, the old driver upstairs."
"God, please hurry up and take this elementary school student away! He's just a pit! ”
"Don't! In modern times, we must pay attention to respecting the old and loving the young, but we can't just bully primary school students! ”
"Draft horses! Nonsense! You're on the other side! You wish we had a hole here! ”
“666,666。”
The elementary school student said angrily: "Fake, I'll change the district and see how you still stare at me!" ”
As a result, the elementary school students went offline and simply changed to a different area.
However, as soon as I entered the game, I found the "Universe Desolate Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang" again
"Impossible! I've already changed districts! ”
The elementary school student gritted his teeth and said, "No, no, this must be just a coincidence, yes, just a coincidence." ”
I started this game with some trepidation.
Ten minutes later, they lost the game again.
Even the rank has dropped a bit because of this.
"Grass!"
The elementary school student raised his middle finger and said, "It's a big deal, I'll change another district!" You still follow me if you have the ability! ”
Exited the game and changed to a large area with fewer people.
However, after starting the game, there are still people on the other side.
The elementary school students were completely confused.
"It's... How is this possible... I've already changed districts, how can he still find me? And how can the name of the game be the same in every district? ”
"Could it be... Does he have a relationship with Tencent's internal employees? ”
The elementary school student gritted his teeth, yes, it makes sense to think so, because he has a relationship with the employees of the game company, and may even have bought them off with money, so it is easy to know which district he is playing in.
"Hehe, you think I can't do anything about it? I still have a trumpet! ”
The big one may be monitored by you, but the small one is not!
The elementary school student confirmed that he rarely played this trumpet, and he had never used this trumpet to play games, so he was very sure that the other party would definitely not know about this trumpet!
Log in to the game.
Xuanhuang of the universe and the desolate world: Hi~
"How is that possible!" The elementary school student is going crazy, "I've changed my account, why are you looking for me to find me!?" ”
"Because I'm a killer!"
"Killer your sister!!"
"What's going on upstairs? What the hell is a killer? ”
"Do you two know each other?"
"Listen to me, in fact, here's the thing, there is a primary school student over there, he is addicted to games, so his father hired me as a game killer, and he will kill him once in the last game in the future!"
“666,666。”
"What Nima said is like a joke."
"I almost believed it."
"You don't believe me? I think it's very likely to be true, one of my leaders is, my son is addicted to games, and he tried all kinds of methods, but it didn't work, and in the end, he specially hired a killer in the game to block and kill his son. As long as you go online once, kill once. Kill until he doesn't dare to go online again. ”
“666,666。”
The elementary school student said angrily: "I'm not addicted to the game at all!" I'm just playing games a little bit longer than others! ”
"Playing games a little longer than anyone else in a day? 666,666。 ”
"666, no problem."
The elementary school students were angry, and they simply didn't dare to play this halfway game, so they withdrew directly.
"You can do it! You cow! I'll re-register a QQ number now, I'll see what you do! ”
As he spoke, he re-registered a QQ number, but in the process of logging into the game, he encountered some trouble.
Real-name registration required!
The elementary school students were a little embarrassed and forgot about it.
underestimated a few times, then opened Baidu, searched for an ID number at random, and entered it.