The woman in black and Liu Xunhuan fought over there, Xingzhe and the fat and thin butcher brothers were talking and laughing here, and these two scenes appeared at the same time in the same cell, and it is estimated that only a calm person like Xingzhe can do it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Brother, the door of your cell has been opened, why haven't you escaped? Why wait here to die? ”

"Yes, yes, buddy, you are being chased and cut every day, and it is very likely that you will be hung up in the cell without even seeing the execution ground."

Xingzhe shook his head, he had already begun to wonder if the fat and thin butcher brothers were brothers after all.

Judging from the appearance alone, the thin man is tall, the fat man is short, the thin man with a small mouth has big eyes, and the fat man with a big mouth has small eyes, and it is impossible for anyone to treat them as brothers, Xing Zheyong felt that one of them should be the son of Uncle Wang Er Mazi next door.

You say that the difference in appearance is so big, even the accent of the speech is 108,000 miles apart, the fat butcher is called a buddy, and the thin butcher is called a brother, this is simply the gap between Beijing and Nanjing, it seems that Uncle Wang Er Mazi next door is still a foreigner.

But there's one thing the two of them are really almost the same, and that's IQ. They are all people with worrying IQs, and it seems that their family and Uncle Wang Er Mazi next door are close relatives.

"Eat well and drink well here, why are you in such a hurry? You can't just wait until the day before the execution ground to escape, do you have a bit of economic acumen? I'm guessing your pork definitely doesn't sell well. ”

pretending to be forced, the drag racing car became unstable and drifted out directly.

"Brother, how do you know that my pork is not selling well? Really, as you said, our pork really doesn't sell very well. It's all because there is also a meat seller in Nanshi, and even though the meat is not as fresh as ours, it sells much better than ours and steals our business. ”

As soon as this incident was mentioned, the thin butcher and the fat butcher were very angry, gritting their teeth and eager to eat each other alive.

"Dude, don't you know, their meat is not as fresh as ours, even if it is not as good as ours, they sell it more expensive than us, so that group of guests are still lining up to buy it. We can only pick up some customers who don't want to queue up to sell some. ”

Hold the grass, that's okay? Drifting over the corner, Xingzhe was stunned by himself, just his own mouth, he was simply invincible, and he was no longer afraid of drifting in the future.

If you only unlock this skill when you take the college entrance examination, you won't be able to be admitted to a third-rate university.

"Brother, can you give us a little advice, you see what our brothers have become, it's all thanks to them."

"It was because of them that our brothers had no business to do, and at first we were the only ones in the neighborhood who sold pork, and the business was good, but then they came and took away our business. Dude, you're so good, you have to help us. ”

Ahem......

Xingzhe Ruyi coughed twice, pretended to be profound, and began to pretend, "Your pork is obviously better than them, but you can't sell them, there is only one possibility, that is, there is a problem with your marketing strategy." Your long-term monopoly manager has made you have no sense of crisis, let alone the ability to compete on the same stage, and your marketing strategy is not as good as others', so you have completely failed. ”

Invisible pretending, the most deadly, call it a day.

"What is a marketing strategy?"

Before the fat butcher and the thin butcher could start asking, the woman in black suddenly poked her head out from behind Xingzhe and asked with a longing expression.

"Oh my mother, you scared me. No, Lady Woman, have you done it over there? My little life is in your hands, can you please be serious? Although it is said that attitude determines success or failure, it does not mean that attitude alone is enough, action is the most important thing. ”

The woman in black pointed behind her, "I don't quite understand what you've been talking about, but I know you're nervous, well, it's over there, you can see for yourself." ”

Following the direction pointed by the woman in black, Xingzhe saw Liu Xunhuan lying on Yang Ling's body, with his own sword in his chest.

"Wow, human meat skewers, get some charcoal fire, sprinkle some cumin, it's even more perfect."

Xingzhe was excited for a moment, and began to speak incoherently and nonsense. He was a little blindsided, he didn't fight back just now, he played inextricably, and he looked like he would not give up without fighting for 300 rounds, why did it suddenly end inexplicably.

"You killed?"

"Why, he was stabbed to death by his own sword."

"Insert yourself to death!"

"yes, he's so unlucky."

"It's not...... This...... How did he stick himself to death? You wouldn't be stupid enough to take a sword and slam it into your chest, would you? That's a lack of heart. ”

"Of course not, you think he's stupid?"

Isn't it stupid enough to stick yourself to death?

"What's going on?"

"When the two of us were fighting, he tripped over Yang Ling's corpse, and the sword in his hand just came out of his hand, and then fell from above, very coincidentally, it just happened to kill him."

If you are unlucky, you can't rely on others, you can only say that you deserve to be unlucky. really responded to that sentence, the king of Hades told you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch.

"Woman, you can move this meat skewer away, or I will be unlucky when the jailer comes tomorrow."

"No, I hate dead people."

It's like I like the dead.,Forget it.,If you don't help me, I'll figure it out myself.,It seems that I can only meet tomorrow for a while.。

"That...... Brother, what are the meat skewers you just mentioned? ”

"yes, buddy, what's a meat skewer?"

"What's a meat skewer, Xingzhe?"

"Haven't you heard of what meat skewers are? What about skewers? ”

"I've never heard of it, what is that? I said it should be made of meat, so I was curious to ask. ”

Looking at the three of them with blank expressions on their faces, Xingzhe could be sure that they weren't shaking him.

It's going to be rich!

Xingzhe seemed to see a mountain of silver taels placed in front of him, and he could sleep lying on top of the silver taels, and he couldn't count them.

"Dude, dude, what are you smirking at? The saliva is all over the place, and you haven't told us what a meat skewer is? And what are the skewers you just mentioned? ”

"Do you want to get rich? Without you, your martial arts are so good, you definitely don't lack money. ”

Xingzhe whispered to the fat and thin butcher brother, and pushed away the woman in black who leaned over.

"Yes, of course."

"I dream of it."

"That's good, when I get out, we'll make a fortune together."

"But brother, you are a death sentence, how did you get out."

I go, why is the IQ online at this time?

"Don't worry, I'll be able to get out, believe me or not."

"Believe!"