"Once, I regarded you as my life, but now, I can only laugh at my past. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

About an hour after the math test.

"Xiaoxue, why did you submit the paper in advance again? .... I know you're good, but be humble and know? Luo Hao put his hands behind his back, the old god was there, learning from Zhou Yating's way of teaching him, and walked behind Xiaoxue, who had just come out of the classroom.

"Hey, hey.... Brother, did you knock down Teacher Zhou again? Trained again? Xiaoxue covered her mouth and smiled, listening to Luo Hao's words, she knew that the last Chinese exam was over, and it was the same.

"This time, brother, it's unlucky!" Luo Hao complained, his face darkened.

"What's wrong? Got standing in the office? Xiaoxue joked.

"How do you know?" Luo Hao's face was praised, and he begged pitifully: "You want to go with your brother.... And you have to keep it secret, you can't tell your mother and grandparents! ”

"Yes!" Xiaoxue promised to be cheerful, not waiting for Luo Hao to be happy, and then smiled and said, "What's the benefit?" ”

"Okay, you still dare to blackmail your brother!" Luo Hao gently knocked on her little head, a little angry, but he really didn't dare to fight, he was reluctant, so he asked kindly, "What do you want?" .... Brother is innocent. ”

"Hee-hee.... As long as you teach me a new song, but it must be written by you. Xiaoxue said happily.

She had a dream .... Want to sing more songs!

"No problem!"

....

I ate it at school at noon, maybe because of the exam, and the dishes were much better than before. is also because today's students are basically "big money", and Luo Hao and Xiaoxue are the same.

During the meal, there was a peculiar phenomenon, it seemed that there were strange questions in the test papers of each grade, the so-called intelligence questions and pull score questions.

For example, one of the sixth-graders was holding a pen and paper and writing down the inscription:

"Number riddles (idioms):

1.12345609()

2.1256789()

3.1+2+3()

4.333555()

5.3.5()

6.9 inches + 1 inch = 1 foot ()"

After writing, he slapped it on the dining table and said angrily: "What questions do you say?" It actually appeared on the Chinese test questions! ”

"It's just, it's too hard!"

"I only answered the fifth, 'three years and five years.'"

"The second one I wrote: Lose three and lose four".

There was a lot of talk about the sixth grade around.

"Brother, do you know?" Xiaoxue looked at Luo Hao and asked, because Luo Hao had typed out all the difficult problems in their test papers, and Xiaoxue admired it very much.

Luo Hao pretended to think hard, and whispered after half a sound: "It should be: seven and eight falls, three losses and four falls, one after another, three three and two two, three years and five years, and inch by inch." ”

When Xiaoxue heard it, these idioms were not difficult, and then compared the numbers, she was very excited, and said loudly: "Sure enough: seventy and eight, three and four, one after another, three three and two, three years and five years, inch by inch." Brother, you're amazing! Little sister worship! ”

When everyone heard this, they compared it one by one, and they were shocked, and they all looked at Luo Hao in surprise. Somebody came over and wanted to get to know him.

Luo Hao saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly took Xiaoxue away.

"This classmate is really humble!" Some people praised Luo Hao.

....

In the afternoon, I took an English test. It is not surprising that some things in this world are similar.

The exam had just begun, and in one of the school's offices, several teachers were busy grading the test papers. The class and name and student number cannot be seen in the marking of the test paper, and each teacher participating in the marking is responsible for the review and correction of part of the test questions.

The language papers are being marked.

"I really don't know, who came up with these two questions? .... It has stumped many students, and it is difficult to get a perfect score this time! A teacher sighed that he was correcting the question that was reserved for his grandfather to give up his seat.

A female teacher said with a smile: "I think it's very interesting, if you hurt your foot and meet your grandfather, what do you do?" ”

"Hehe...."The teacher could only hehe, but he was interested in who came up with this strange question, "Who knows, who came up with this question?" ”

Someone broke the news: "What you can't imagine is.... Old Headmaster! ”

"Headmaster?" Several people were surprised.

"It turned out to be the old man! .... I'm so full and have nothing to do! "The female teacher doesn't feel strange.

Everyone was stunned, and said in their hearts: I'm afraid only you can say that about the principal!

"And who came up with the other one, which seems to be a math problem?" Someone asked.

This is Luo Hao's Chinese teacher, Teacher Chen smiled and said, "It's Zhou Yating, Teacher Zhou." ”

"I see!"

Everyone knows the relationship between the people who came up with these two questions, and they all understand what is going on with the reform of this exam question.

"Hey, there's a perfect score here!" The teacher who was in charge of the final review and the score was amazed when he looked at the paper.

"Won't it?" There are these two problems, and there are full marks? Everyone came over curiously.

When I saw the test paper, my first reaction was, "What a beautiful handwriting!" ”

"Is that him?" Two teachers exclaimed at the same time.

One is the teacher who is responsible for invigilating Luo Hao's Chinese exam, and the other is Luo Hao's Chinese teacher---- Teacher Chen.

"You all know each other?" These two people are not in the same class, and several others are puzzled.

The invigilator explained, "I don't know what this student is called. This is when he handed in the paper just half an hour after the exam, and he also noticed this word when he was closing the paper...."

He was embarrassed to say that he didn't remember his name because he looked down on Luo Hao. But everyone understands that if you are someone else, I am afraid that it may not be much better.

"That's right. He is a student in our class, his name is Luo Hao, a transfer student who has just transferred, talented but a little Zhang Yang. "Teacher Chen has both praise and disapproval, but his face is full of smiles, which is self-evident.

"Hurry up, let's see if there's any mistakes, a perfect score is not so good." Someone said in a weird way.

After everyone's joint review, although there was another fight, the result was still: full score.

"If you have time, meet this classmate!" The female teacher said.

"It is necessary to recognize, if you look at his composition, if the number of words is enough, it will definitely be comparable to the excellent composition of the college entrance examination." A teacher highly praised.

"The meaning of the sentence is profound, and the literary skills such as metaphor, personification, comparison, idiom, and sentence break have long exceeded the scope of primary school students, which is amazing." The invigilator agreed.

"Look at it again, these zero-score essays are just infuriating!" The invigilator is responsible for grading the essays.

Essay Title: "Me in Twenty Years"

He took out a few zero-score essays and shared them with others.

The first one, the title will be: "Me in Twenty Years"

The content of this student's essay is:

"Twenty years later, the weather was fine today, and my wife and I took our lovely children around the world. Suddenly, a foul-smelling, filthy, and homeless old grandfather rushed out of the roadside. Oh, my God! He turned out to be the Chinese teacher ---- Mr. Chen 20 years ago!

Our daughter is very loving and generously took out ten dollars for the New Year...."

After reading it, everyone couldn't help but laugh, and someone joked: "Teacher Chen, your class is really full of talents!" ”

Here is the other character, and the reference in the essay is too obvious.

"Smack!" Teacher Chen slapped the table angrily, lifted the pen under the composition, and wrote in large red pen characters:

"Next week, you're standing up in class!"

This classmate is about to be tragic, so he can only pray that he is not a student of Teacher Chen.

....