Du Can covered his head and looked aggrieved: "At that time, the youth was sprouting, the little tadpole didn't even have a tail, where do you know what piston movement is, even if there is a beautiful woman lying in front of you, it is no different from a stall of meat, where do you need to endure." ”

As he spoke, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said proudly: "However, since one night when he was twelve or thirteen years old, after leaving it for the first time, my brother has eaten this fruit, and since then it has been out of control, once every three or five days, it is necessary." ”

Jiang Nan sighed: "I'm really worried about the fetus in Tian Tian's belly." ”

Du Can was puzzled: "Brother Nan, what do you mean by this?"

Jiang Nan explained: "You will waste hundreds of billions of tadpoles in three or a few days, and the concentration and vitality of small tadpoles will definitely decline in the long run, and it is estimated that it is now about the same as white water, which directly affects the development of the fetus and increases the probability of fetal malformations." ”

He paused, and then said, "Du Can, I guess Tian Tian has a ball in his stomach now." ”

Du Can was stunned: "No." Those seventy or eighty-year-old men marry a little girl in their twenties and thirties, can't they still give them bullets, and the children they give birth to are fine. ”

Jiang Nan glanced at him and chuckled: "People don't waste as much as you in their lives, besides, do you really think that they sent the bullets? In my opinion, maybe a few Wang Ba calves like you secretly selflessly dedicate and sponsor it." ”

He turned his head sideways and winked at Chen Dong: "Chen Dong, did you say?"

Chen Dong suddenly understood, and hurriedly accosted: "That's for sure." Think about it, a thirty-year-old woman is like a wolf, a forty-year-old woman is like a tiger, not to mention what happens to an old man, physical strength alone is not enough, how can you satisfy them? The final task can only rely on guys like you to satisfy their **, at that time, who the child is, the ghost knows. ”

He paused, slapped his hand on Du Can's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Du Can, have you also made a lot of selfless contributions?"

Du Can snapped his fingers and really counted: "Three-five, seven, I'm a good girl, it turns out that I have done so many good things, how many marriages I have saved, and how many families I have helped send children, I am simply the living Lei Feng at that time." ”

Gangnam:

Chen Dong:

Jiang Nan's face turned black, and he slapped him again: "Damn! What about Lei Feng, you kid is still proud? Such a good resource, you don't keep it for your daughter-in-law, give it to those guys who don't abide by women's morals in vain, and the little tadpoles in your body despise you." ”

Du Can is not a fool, he naturally knows what Jiang Nan means by this,

He smiled and said, "Brother Nan, for the last time, I'll go back when I'm done, and then order ten masturbations for myself, and I'll solve it myself if I can't help it." ”

He was worried that Jiang Nan would not agree, so he kicked him back, and hurriedly pointed around: "Look at it, what a good couple, if you don't go shopping a few times, isn't it for nothing?"

Jiang Nan glanced around and frowned: "Isn't this just an ordinary nightclub, Jiangcheng has a lot, what is there to visit." ”

Du Can smiled mysteriously and took out a membership card: "There is nothing special about Di Bar, mainly these couple rooms, there are everything in them, hammocks, rocking chairs, etc., and there are many novelties." You say, when you come to such a couple, don't open a room, try these things, how boring it is. ”

Jiang Nan looked at the card in his hand and felt a little familiar, as if it was given to him by Xue Wei before. So, he took it out and compared it, and it was really the same.

Du Can was not calm for a moment: "Brother Nan, what about me, it turns out that you have wanted to come a long time ago, and you have also applied for a membership card, which is really not enough brother." ”

Chen Dong touched Jiangnan: "Jiangnan, do you know what it means to be defeated?"

Jiang Nan glared at him directly, and rushed out a word: "Get out." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to Du Can and said: "Du Can, this is the last time, you hurry back after you finish the fire, if you sneak back next time, even if Tian Tian doesn't castrate you, I will chop you **." ”

Sex addiction is like drug addiction, it is impossible to quit it at once, if Du Can is not allowed to go this time, it is estimated that he will dig a hole in the wall directly and stab it directly.

Du Can was immediately overjoyed: "Okay, it's guaranteed to be the last time." With that, he was going to show his beauty hunting skills.

Chen Dong touched Jiang Nan: "Do you really think this guy will be the last?"

Jiang Nan shook his head: "The nature of the country is easy to change, this guy is addicted to that thing, how can it be the last time." ”

"And you're going to let him go?"

Jiang Nan shook his head helplessly: "If you don't let me go, can this grandson go back to Yanjing obediently?" When he is comfortable, kick him back." ”

Chen Dong shook his head: "It's useless to kick back, if you can't solve the matter, he has to run out." ”

"There's no way, I can only let Tian Xin enlighten her mother and her silly white sweet little sister. Serial pregnancy, this is not. ”

At this time, Du Can's eyes lit up, and he pointed to the three brightly dressed beauties opposite: "Found prey, three, exactly one for each person." So saying, he took the quilt and walked up to them.

Chen Dong and Jiang Nan looked at each other and shook their heads.

If it was before, Jiang Nan would definitely follow him, but now, surrounded by a bunch of beauties around him, he can't cope with it, where can he have the heart to take care of this.

As for Chen Dong, he is mostly worried about his girlfriend, who is typically a thief but not a thief.

"Jiang Nan, Du Can's guy is going to get married in a few days, what are you going to send?" Chen Dong suddenly asked.

Jiang Nan looked at him and said, "Wrap a big red envelope, what else can you give." ”

Chen Dong said lightly: "Of course I have to give the red envelope, but I think as a brother, I should give him some more gifts and give him a big surprise." ”

Jiang Nan thought about it, and said reasonably, and hurriedly said: "Then what are you going to send?"

Chen Dong suddenly smiled strangely: "This is kept secret for the time being." If you want to send it too, I can help you prepare it together. ”

Jiang Nan almost didn't think about it, so he agreed: "The gift will be handed over to you, but I won't give you the money, what kind of money you can buy, you can do it yourself." ”

"Don't worry, I Chen Dong can still afford this money. A smile appeared at the corner of Chen Dong's mouth.

Jiang Nan glanced at him, always feeling that something was wrong.

Doesn't this guy usually always lift the bar off with himself, why did he agree so quickly this time?

Just thinking about it, Du Can, who was on the opposite side, was surrounded by those beauties and walked upstairs, and shouted at them: "Brother Nan, Brother Dong, the seventh floor, hurry up." ”

"This guy is really a little prince of nightclubs, and he caught a fish so quickly. Chen Dong sighed and asked, "Shall we go up?"

"Go up. Those three women are a little abnormal, Du Can's guy is now in the brain, and it is estimated that he will suffer. ”