Zhang Guilai drank the wine in one gulp, the wine was so strong that he kept sticking his tongue out, and he was so happy that Xie Tianxiang and the two entourages next to him were very happy. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Zhang Guilai hated others to ridicule and ridicule him the most, which was a very impolite contempt for him, and he forcibly swallowed the cup to the ground, and the cup was directly shattered.

Xie Tianxiang didn't think anything, but the two people standing next to him were stunned, they looked at Zhang Guilai for some reason, Xie Tianxiang still kept laughing, and also dropped the cup on the ground casually, this cup was even more broken than Zhang Guilai's cup.

Zhang Guilai suddenly started laughing, laughing heartlessly, and then Zhang Guilai stopped laughing and said, "Brother Xie, you're done with this, can I let go of this fart?"

Xie Tianxiang smiled and said unconcernedly: "Release, if there is a fart, let it go." ”

"Bang!", Xie Tianxiang couldn't laugh anymore, because Zhang Guilai really had to fart at him, this fart was loud and smelly, and then Zhang Guilai laughed in Xie Tianxiang's slightly confused eyes and walked away.

Xie Tianxiang was stunned for a moment and shouted at the huge room: "Zhang Guilai, you rabbit cub, you are really fucking fart!"

The sound of killing pigs echoed in the room for a long time.

After Zhang Guilai came out of the room, he stood outside the door to sort out his clothes, said a word to Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan, who had been waiting outside the door for a long time, and then took Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan back to the roadside stall and continued to eat barbecue.

Half a year later, the dust of this small shop finally settled, Zhang Guilai also successfully sat on the boss of this small shop, the store is not very large, the goods in it are quite complete, Zhang Guilai does not have to run around every day to kill the villagers, but also let the people in this town live a peaceful and leisurely life.

On this day, Zhang Guilai suddenly had a whim, and actually called Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan, who were watching the store, to drink.

There are only two guys in the store, and they have to close if they want to leave the store.

Zhang Gui looked at the two of them with a worried look, waved his hand and said, "What are you two little rabbit cubs worried about, let's stay open to this point today, close the door and go to drink with the eldest brother." ”

Zhang Tiedan was still a little hesitant, you must know that the golden stage of making money in this small shop is in the time period before and after dinner, and Xie Tianxiang specially stipulated that the door should not be closed earlier than half past eight in the evening every day, and the opening time in the morning should not be later than half past eight in the morning.

Of course, Zhang Tiedan also has his own little Jiujiu, every night when people come and go, when the store is very profitable, he can always make some small profits from it, no matter how much, it is all for nothing, watching this white harvest of things flow away in vain, his heart is still more or less uncomfortable.

Zhang Tiedan wanted to say something more, but Li Ergou hurriedly pulled him with his hand, which made Zhang Tiedan not speak.

Zhang Gui was still a little hesitant when he saw the two, he smiled and said: "Brother, don't worry, the eldest brother covers you, the eldest brother knows that you are afraid of Old Man Xie, Lao Tzu is not afraid of him, he has no three heads and six arms, and he is not a monster What is so scary." He has a life, and we are also a life, so what are you afraid of him doing. ”

Li Ergou smiled and admitted: "Yes, yes, Brother Zhang is right, let's close the door and go with Brother Zhang." ”

The three of them sat around a small round table, and the steaming dishes were already served. Zhang Tiedan was still thinking about his lost money, and Li Ergou hurriedly opened the wine and poured a glass each.

Zhang Gui looked at Zhang Tie Dan a little absent-mindedly, so he asked, "Tie Dan, what do you want, so devoted." ”

Zhang Tiedan was so fascinated that he didn't hear Zhang Guilai's question, but Li Ergou next to him hurriedly reminded Zhang Tiedan, and Zhang Tiedan was stunned and said: "Money, money is really a fucking good thing." ”

Zhang Tiedan's answer that the donkey's lips were not right for the horse's mouth made Li Ergou on the side break out in a cold sweat, Li Ergou looked at him, why did he faint before he drank alcohol? You must know that if the two of them did something from the account leaked to Zhang Guilai's ears, their lives would not be guaranteed.

Li Ergou hurriedly followed Zhang Tiedan's words and said: "You know money all day long, what is money, it's a fucking bastard, follow Brother Zhang, are you still afraid of lack of money to spend?"

Zhang Guilai didn't think much about it, he thought that this Zhang Tiedan was short of money to spend, so he would be in such a trance.

Zhang Guilai shook his head and said with a smile: "Don't worry, brother, follow the eldest brother to work hard, the eldest brother will definitely not treat you badly, as for the money, it is all outside the body, when the elder brother is developed, can you still lack a few bastards to play?"

Li Ergou admitted: "Of course, we follow Brother Zhang for nothing else, we just want to eat fragrant and drink spicy food, even if Brother Zhang eats meat, reward us with some soup and drink." ”

Zhang Guilai laughed, he knew that this was a common touting trick used by his subordinates, thinking that when he worked under Xie Tianxiang back then, the sycophants were louder than this, otherwise he would not have achieved his current glory.

At that time, Zhang Guilai hated patting sycophants, but he had to get used to it, and after this result really formed a habit, there were occasional days when he couldn't hear other people's respects to him, and he was really a little unaccustomed to it!

After Zhang Guilai smiled, he restrained his face and said seriously: "To tell the truth, you two are the people I personally selected and have always taken with me, I want you two to be my henchmen, like those things that eat inside and outside are unreliable, they were originally old man Xie's people, and they are saying that one servant does not serve two masters, can I still not know their fancy intestines? I just hope that you two can help me wholeheartedly, if I achieve something, then you two will have a good life." ”

Zhang Guilai's words made the two of them fall into contemplation, these words were too appealing, as if they had brainwashed Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan, so that they suddenly had a feeling of seeing hope, Li Ergou was inexplicably moved and said: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, our brothers will definitely not live up to your expectations of us, as long as you have anything you need us to do, even if it is to go up the knife mountain or go down to the sea of fire, our brothers will not hesitate." ”

Zhang Tiedan also walked out of the loss just now, and he said with high emotions: "Brother Zhang, although our brothers are not as brave as you, and their IQ is shorter than yours, but the two of us value love and righteousness, Brother Zhang does not dislike us and is willing to cultivate us as a key object, no matter what, our brothers will definitely help you succeed, and sooner or later your achievements will surpass that old man Xie." ”

Zhang Guilai clapped his hands and applauded, he picked up the wine glass and toasted Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan in the air, Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan were flattered and picked up the wine glasses and drank them all.

Zhang Guilai put down the wine and said: "This old man Xie actually has no ability, he is like the emperor of the ancient times, the country is all fought hard by our subordinates, he just sits on the high seat and enjoys, I am not bragging, his position is not stable, so many people below are staring at his position, presumably he is also panicking every day, he is just relying on his age, more experience than us, to say that he is really good, he may not be as good as the two of you." ”

Zhang Tiedan heard that this was Zhang Guilai praising the two of them, so he smiled and said, "Big brother means that the two of us also have a chance to sit in his place?"

As soon as Zhang Tiedan's words came out, the cold sweat on Li Ergou's body that had just faded came back all of a sudden, Zhang Guilai didn't expect this Tie Dan to say such a sentence, and he suddenly didn't know how to take it, Li Ergou noticed the change in Zhang Guilai's face, he hurriedly took down the stubble and said: "Tiedan, you are really joking, don't say that you are not good enough to sit in that position, even if you let you sit, do you dare to sit? ”

After speaking, Li Ergou turned his head and looked at Zhang Gui with a smile and said, "Who is qualified to sit in this position except for Brother Zhang." That's right, Brother Zhang. ”

Zhang Guilai's tense face suddenly relaxed, and he said with a smile: "The words of these two dogs are better than Tiedan's listening, but it is good that Tie Dan can have this ambition, if you really have the ability to sit in this position in the future, I will also take the initiative to give you the seat without you at that time." ”

Li Ergou looked flattering and said to himself: "What did the eldest brother say, if it weren't for the appreciation of the eldest brother, we brothers would not know where they are now, maybe they have become a beggar disciple on the street, we have been blessed to follow you after several lifetimes, even if we are raised by several grades, we will not be able to sit in the position that originally belonged to Brother Zhang." ”

This Li Ergou's sycophant is really clapped, Zhang Guilai is a little disgusted, this kind of unrestrained slapping effect will always backfire, Zhang Guilai shook his head helplessly and said:" Excessive modesty is pride, Ergou, you don't belittle yourself too much, we are all human beings, not gods, there is no need to divide a three, six, nine, etc., the body is predestined, but the brain is not smart, and the intelligence can be cultivated, so people have to see more, learn more, ask more questions, and only then can they have more knowledge, and the wide way will be wide, and the door will be wider, and the door will be wider, and you will not be able to find a way to make money. ”

Li Ergou nodded yes, Zhang Guilai said again: "Ergou, I have to talk about you, your brain is not stupid, it turns fast, but there is a little bit of a bad thing, your sycophant is too worthless, patting the sycophant is also knowledgeable, if the patting is good, it will get unexpected results, but excessive abuse of the means of patting the horse's ass, accidentally patting on the horse's hooves, you must not know how you died at that time." ”

This time, Li Ergou hadn't made a statement, Zhang Tiedan interjected in a daze and said: "Then how can you die, of course you will be kicked to death by the horse if you shoot the horse's hooves." ”

Zhang Guilai listened to Zhang Tiedan's alternative answer, and suddenly couldn't hold back, laughing, but Li Ergou glared at Zhang Tiedan's face with a flushed face, and muttered in a low voice: "Don't talk if you don't fucking speak, no one sells you as a dumb person!"

Zhang Tiedan was a little unconvinced, he didn't think that what he said was wrong, he said to himself: "That's right, I'm not wrong." ”

His words were met with a roll of Li Ergou's eyes, Zhang Guilai was really anxious for this Zhang Tiedan's IQ, it seems that this Zhang Tiedan's brain is really rusty, so he can't turn this corner.

Li Ergou was angry with Zhang Tiedan, he raised his wine glass and saluted Zhang Guilai and said: "Brother Zhang, don't be like him, he is a rotten wood that cannot be carved, and there is more than enough success and failure, which makes you angry, come, I will toast you for him as an atonement." ”

Zhang Guilai waved his hand indifferently, indicating that he didn't care, after drinking this glass of wine, Zhang Guilai was a little interested in the life experience of Zhang Tiedan and Li Ergou, looking at their performance, it seemed that they were closer than brothers, especially this Li Ergou, wiping Zhang Tiedan's ass everywhere, for fear that Zhang Tiedan's words would collide with Zhang Guilai and be strangled by Zhang Guilai.

"Ergou, when I met you and Tie Dan before, the two of you were together, you once said that you were both orphans, could it be that you two are from the same village?"

Li Ergou poured a full wine for Zhang Guilai, and when he heard Zhang Guilai ask, he sat back in his chair with a mysterious smile on his face, and said: "Brother Zhang, it's not me Li Ergou who brags, no one in this world can guess the relationship between me and Tiedan." ”

Zhang Guilai was a little unconvinced, he rolled up his sleeves on both sides and said, "I don't believe in this evil yet, come, let me guess." Are you two aunts and brothers?"

Zhang Tiedan said stupidly: "No. ”

Zhang Guilai guessed again: "Is it a cousin?"

This time, Li Ergou replied with a smile: "No." ”

Zhang Guilai guessed several times in a row, and even used the relationship between uncle and nephew, but he still got the denial of the two people, and finally Zhang Guilai was like a deflated ball, slumped into the chair, and said with the last hope: "Could it be that you two are half-brothers?"

As a result, the two of them shook their heads in unison and denied it.

Zhang Guilai simply waved his hand, took the wine glass in front of him and drank it all and said, "Don't guess, don't guess, the relationship between the two of you is too complicated, my brain is about to explode." Still can't guess the relationship between you. ”

Li Ergou and Zhang Tiedan looked at each other and smiled, and in the end, Li Ergou announced the answer, and he replied with a smile: "Actually, the two of us are brothers!"

"Brother?" Zhang Guilai just poured the wine in his mouth squirted out suddenly, he looked back and forth at the two people with an incredible look, he wanted to find common ground from the two people, but after looking at it for a long time and comparing it for a long time, he still couldn't find out what the two people had in common.

"Are you sure it's a brother?"

"It's like a fake!" Li Ergou replied with a smile.

Zhang Guilai still couldn't believe it, he said in a questioning tone: "But your surname?"

Li Ergou understood what Zhang Guilai was going to say, he interrupted what Zhang Guilai was going to say, and said directly: "I follow my father's surname, and Tie Dan is Sui's mother's surname, because my father and mother are the only seedlings in the family, and both families are unwilling to break the incense, so our brothers follow the surnames of the two families." ”

Zhang Guilai woke up like a dream, and it seems that he thought too much about it to complicate simple things.

Zhang Gui smiled mockingly and said, "Come, let's not talk about this, let's drink a wine first." ”

As he spoke, the wine had already been more than half a catty, and the three of them all felt a little overwhelmed, Li Ergou looked at the empty wine bottle, and he yelled at the bar: "Boss, serve the wine!"

The three of them were still chatting, not long after a while, the wine came up, the person who came to serve the wine was not the boss, but the waiter in this store, before Zhang Guilai and several of them often ate in this restaurant, and this is the boss of the city and the waiter are very familiar, and even the waiter and chef in this store They all know, every time they come here to eat, the boss will send two more dishes to show friendship, which is also the reason why Zhang Guilai likes this restaurant, but the waiter who came to serve the wine this time looks a little unfamiliar, probably newly recruited.

This waiter is a woman, young and gentle, very delicate, with big eyes, long hair, especially when she laughs, she has the most seductive ability, and this precious heart was so easily hooked by her.

Zhang Gui never took his eyes off this girl from the time he served the wine to the time he walked back to the bar, and he even felt a little sorry for the girl's beauty even if he blinked.

Zhang Guilai said to Li Ergou: "What do you think of this girl?"

"Beautiful! like a fairy. Li Ergou's soul was also taken away by her.

Zhang Guilai wiped his lips with his hand and said, "I'm going to go into the cave room with her tonight!"