"Don't mention it, it's not because of that new. Xue Huairen wiped his mouth with a tissue and said impatiently: "Don't play, don't play, help me come up with ideas, how to get rid of that surnamed Lin!"

"It's not easy to drive him away, senior brother, if you send a word, no one will have a chance to beat him up. Xue Huaiyi suddenly patted his chest and said, as if he often did this.

"You nonsense, if the violence can be solved, I won't solve it myself, what are you going to do?" Xue Huairen glared.

"That's it, what Senior Brother said makes sense, I heard that the guy surnamed Lin can even kill a tiger, if we fight him, what if we lose?"

As soon as Xue Huairen heard this, his nose was crooked, and he said in his heart Did I mean this, and then said angrily: "Third junior brother, what do you mean by this, what did he kill a tiger, just rely on my skills, I haven't met a tiger, if I can meet a tiger, let alone one, even ten heads and eight heads, what can I do?"

When Xue Huaili heard something, ten heads and eight heads? That's a tiger, the king of beasts, and it's not a kitten raised at home.

However, this senior brother has always loved to brag, and he often acts as an afterthought when encountering problems, so he simply kept silent, and if he said too much, he would lose it.

"In my opinion, what the senior brother said is reasonable, it's just a tiger, we don't have the luck to run into it, if we do, we won't necessarily be afraid of that beast. "Xue Huaiyi and Xue Huairen's personalities are almost the same, they both belong to the type of talking on paper, whether he can do it or not, just enjoy the feeling of bragging.

"Hey, junior brothers, you said that the big white tiger, if I bumped into it, would the little junior sister promise me?" Xue Huairen pondered for a long time, and felt that it was all the tiger's fault, if it wasn't for the little junior sister who went down the mountain to hunt with a bow and was chased by the tiger, and happened to meet Lynch, who killed the tiger by unknown means, would the little junior sister be so favored by him?

"It's a must!" Without waiting for others to speak, Xue Huaiyi took the lead again: "Do you think, senior brother, if the tiger is killed by you, then you will be the life-saving benefactor of the little junior sister, plus the relationship between the two of you is already good, who will she marry if she doesn't marry you?" If you want me to say, this Lynch is a dog of luck, and he may not have real skills. ”

"Second brother who knows me, don't you know, I blocked the kid surnamed Lin on the love cliff today, not only did he not dare to do anything with me, but he helped me out in front of the little junior sister, which was obviously afraid of me. ”

"What, don't you dare to do anything with Senior Brother?" Xue Huaiyi rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "It seems that this guy is just a façade." ”

"Who said it wasn't, but it's such a strong and dry goods, the little junior sister actually gave him the silk pillow she sewn by herself, do you say it's annoying or not?" Xue Huairen said indignantly, he was angry when he thought of it, he didn't think about that pillow for a day or two, but he didn't expect to be preempted by a newcomer, which is a bit too much!

"Senior brother, I think it's okay, the little junior sister is still young, her mind is not mature, where can you tell who is good and who is bad, and when the days go by, the kid surnamed Lin will inevitably show his feet, after all, gold will always shine, his rotten stone, no matter how hard he tries, he can't shine, right?" Xue Huaiyi sneered.

"Then you say, how can I let the little junior sister know that I am gold, and the surname Lin is a stone?" Xue Huairen asked anxiously, could he be in a hurry, that was the little goddess in his dream.

"It's simple, the reason why the little junior sister has a good impression of the surname Lin is entirely because of the tiger, if you can kill a tiger, the little junior sister will definitely be impressed by you. ”

When Xue Huairen heard this, he said impatiently: "Isn't what you said nonsense, where can I give you a whole tiger?"

"What is not there in the deep mountains and old forests?"

"Yes, have you seen it?" Xue Huairen didn't have a good breath, let alone no tiger, even if there was a tiger, would the tiger stand still and let me kill it?

"No, have you seen one?"

"Nope. ”

"Nope. ”

Seeing that all the junior brothers shook their heads, Xue Huairen sighed and said, "Hey, it seems that the matter of me marrying the little junior sister is in vain." ”

"Wait!" Everyone was about to leave, but Xue Huaiyi thought of an idea, glanced out the window alertly, and said mysteriously: "There is no tiger, we can make a tiger out!"

"Make a tiger out?" Xue Huairen was taken aback, and said in his heart, you kid took the wrong medicine, the tiger is an animal, not a condom, can you make it casually?

"Big brother, you didn't understand what I meant, I mean, playing a tiger with a real person. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Everyone has seen "Water Margin", right?"

"What's wrong with it?"

"There is an episode of Jingyanggang in "Water Margin", which is about Wu Song's fight against the tiger, have you seen it?"

"I said second brother, don't talk nonsense, what do you want to express?"

Seeing that it aroused everyone's doubts, Xue Huaiyi smiled and said: "Do you remember that when Wu Song fought the tiger for the first time, he encountered not a real tiger, but a fake tiger played by Orion. ”

"I understand, what the second senior brother means is to tell us to pretend to be tigers, and then go to attack the little junior sister, at this time, the senior brother is stepping forward and suppressing the tigers, right?"

Xue Huairen nodded, and muttered: "This idea is not bad, but you have to have a tiger skin to pretend to be a tiger, which of you has it?"

"The tiger skin is simple, today's big white tiger skin has been peeled off by the master, and it is dried in the west wing, we will steal it and use it, and put it back when it is finished, I promise that the master will not find it!"

"You're brain-dead!" Xue Huairen stretched out his hand to reward him with a burst of chestnuts, and said: "This big white tiger was killed by Lynch, you use its skin to play the tiger, and those who don't know think that the tiger has returned to its soul." ”

"This is actually very simple, according to my experience, the tiger is a creature, generally has a male and a female, and looks very similar, if the little sister questioned, we said that it was her husband who was killed yesterday, and today his wife came to seek revenge, and it will not pass if you are confused. And you think, people say that the tigress is the tigress, why don't you say the male tiger, it means that the tigress must be more powerful than the male tiger, Lynch killed a male tiger, and the senior brother killed a tigress, which is reasonable, and the senior brother is a little more bullish. Xue Huaiyi said confidently.