212. Reform and change your heart
Wiping the water off his face, Huang Banxian almost fainted, and was trying to find a reason to slip away quickly, but Yun Ci Ning didn't give himself a chance to slip away at all, and took a step to the left, Yun Ci Ning blocked Huang Ban Xian's body with his hand, and said: "I heard that the master boasts of being an invincible god schemer within a radius of a hundred miles. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"So what?" Huang Banxian had long lost his previous patience, and couldn't help but choke Yun Cining.
Yun Chening blinked, "No, I want to ask the master a few questions." Of course, for the sake of fairness, the master can also ask me the same question, and if I can't answer the question, I will be counted as a loser, and apologize for Fang Cai's behavior. ”
How did Huang Banxian know, after a few words, Yun Cining made another set, and thought in his heart that this guy was going to be strong, and if she couldn't answer one of the three questions, she would lose, isn't this simple? Thinking of this, Huang Banxian straightened his chest, "Although it is, the poor way let you ask first, you don't believe it, there can be someone in this world who is difficult to stump the poor road!"
I thought that Yun Porcelain Ning would be polite, but who is Yun Porcelain Ning? Is it possible to be polite to you? "As the saying goes, strike first to be strong, and then to suffer!
"The first question, a hundred years later, everyone in the world is doing the same thing, what is this?" Yun Ci Ning circled around Huang Banxian and threw out the first question, Feng Jue, who had just come back, happened to hear Yun Ci Ning's question, and felt that she was too tricky.
Not to mention a hundred years from now, even ten or a year from now, we can't accurately predict what people are doing! Everything in the world is ever-changing, and even if the gods are the gods, they can't accurately calculate it, right? If the three questions of Xiaobai Porcelain are like this, even if the old Taoist priest can't answer them, it can be said that her questions are too tricky and tricky.
Sure enough, the old Taoist priest was as Feng Jue expected, although he couldn't answer, there was not much panic on his face, "Do you know what the answer is?"
Yun Yuning patted Ye Ye on the shoulder, "Senior brother, tell him!"
I saw Ye Ye roll his eyes, as if to say, "Don't ask me such a simple question, okay?", two words popped out of his mouth: "Breathe." ”
That's right, but it's not! Breathe, when do people not breathe? Not to mention a hundred years later, even after a thousand years and ten thousand years, you still have to breathe.
Although the answer is biased, it is not tricky, especially at the moment when Ye Ye said the answer, everyone present looked suddenly enlightened, including Huang Banxian, who had to admire the dexterity of the design of this question and answer.
"Ahem. Yun Chenning's light cough made everyone pull out of their worship and continued to ask: "The next question, ask a relatively simple one. There is a cow with its head facing north, five steps forward, turning to the right, two steps back, turning left, excuse me, where is its tail facing?"
As soon as the words fell, everyone present drew a schematic diagram in their hearts or directly took a branch on the ground, and Huang Banxian's brain turned quite quickly, and after a while, he replied: "To the south." ”
This question is too simple, isn't it? The old Taoist priest couldn't help but feel proud.
Unexpectedly, Yun Cining laughed heartily after hearing this answer, and the tears of laughter came out, and the other people who calculated the answer looked at Yun Cining who was laughing inexplicably, only Ye Ye twitched the corner of his mouth and shook off Yun Cining's hand on his shoulder.
"Hahaha......" Yun Ci Ningyou, who was thrown off his hand, put Feng Jue's shoulder, "Little yellow chicken, he actually replied to the south, hahahaha......"
Feng Jue reluctantly pulled up a smile, and saw that Ye Ye also smiled, although he also felt that Chaonan was right, and he couldn't figure out why Yun Chenning laughed, but since everyone laughed, he also laughed and laughed.
Yun Ci Ning easily straightened up and walked in front of Huang Banxian, and said solemnly: "Congratulations!
"You, you ......" Although Huang Banxian was angry in his heart, he couldn't find any words to refute Yun Chenning, indeed, the tail of the cow was facing downward.
"The third question. Yun Porcelain Ning struck while the iron was hot, "How many hairs do you have?"
This time, they all felt that Yun Chenning's problem was too tricky, could it be that he still asked people to count how many hairs he had on the spot?
"I don't know, do you know?!" Huang Banxian asked rhetorically, he didn't believe that Yun Ci Ning could answer this question!
But he saw Yun Porcelain Ning pacing slowly to Ye Ye's side, glanced at a cat brought by Bei Luo, pointed to the hair on its body and said, "Your hair is as much as the hair on its body, I don't believe you can count it." ”
Ye Ye twitched the corner of her mouth, this girl is learning from Avanti.
Who has nothing to do to count cat hair, hey!
Su Zhi, who had watched the play for a long time on the side, finally realized that he had been deceived, and called a few family members to blow the liar out, to be honest, Yun Cining originally planned to send him to the government to teach him a good lesson, but since everyone else had already been blasted out, it was no longer easy to ask them to chase him back.
After a farce, Su Zhi finally softened his temperament, apologized to several people, and emphasized several times that his young lady was forced to believe the liar's words, and wanted to see if he could cure the disease.
"Didn't I say you, such superstitions can cure diseases, what else do you need a doctor to do?" Yun Chenning said this from the heart, hundreds of years later, in the era of advanced science and technology, there are still people who believe that the god of jumping does not believe in doctors, what can they do, doctors are also desperate. "This time you are lucky, my brother and I happen to have studied medicine, so I can take a look at it for you. ”
Speaking of studying medicine, Yun Porcelain Ning really didn't dare to be proud of this, and regretted it after saying this, this Miss Yang didn't know what disease she had, she looked like she was dying, she looked very weak, and she simply pushed it on Ye Ye again, saying that she was not good at learning, Ye Ye had the title of a miracle doctor, so it was better to let him take a look.
Afraid of leaking and letting others find out that they don't actually know much medical skills is a reason, and another reason for not wanting to see a doctor for Yang Zhaoling is that Yun Yuning is afraid that he can't help but poison her to death.
Raising his eyes, Ye Ye only glanced at Yang Zhaoling, then beckoned to the maid Suzhi and said, "If you want to save your young lady, there is only one way." ”
"What's the solution?" I heard that Miss was saved, and Su Zhi didn't care how many ways she had, she just wanted to ask about this solution quickly.
"Change your mind. Ye Ye said lightly, but Yang Zhaoling and Su Zhi were startled. This sounds even more terrifying than eating a cat's heart! Imagine disemboweling a person, taking his heart out of his chest, putting it in, and finally sewing his stomach shut, no matter how you think about it, it's a horror movie!