Chapter 406: Poltergeist
"Once, you said that if you put ash on the bottom of the pot, the ghost won't see me. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info" Lin Jiayu pursed his lips innocently and sat on the sofa: "Then I listened to you stupidly, covered with ash at the bottom of the pot, opened the eyes of heaven with grapefruit leaves, and ran to the cemetery to see ghosts." Results ......"
Lin Jiayu paused and glanced at Master Lin complainingly: "As a result, I was chased by the ghosts in the cemetery all night, and I almost died." The next day I had a high fever and I ......"
"Huh! You stinky boy, do you still have the face to mention this? Master Lin walked up to Lin Jiayu angrily, raised his hand and pinched his ear: "Let me ask you, did the ancestor of the Lin family say that it is not allowed to use spells to play tricks on ghosts?"
"Yes......" Lin Jiayu glanced at Master Lin weakly, and quickly lowered his head, admitting his mistake was not bad.
"Alas~" Master Lin glared at him with hatred: "You said you were a poltergeist, can you be smarter?" The front is covered with ash from the bottom of the pot, and what about the back? Do you deliberately show a back because you think your back is smooth and beautiful? ā
I couldn't help but smile, this master and apprentice are too funny.
"Uh-huh......" The man who was soaking in the tub suddenly moved, he had been in a coma before, and now he seemed to be slowly waking up.
Master Lin glanced in the direction of the bathtub, let go of Lin Jiayu's pitiful ears, and strode back to the bedroom.
"I'll go, why is the master getting more and more violent......" Lin Jiayu rubbed his ears and muttered in a low voice. Seeing Master Lin walking out with a huge lid, he immediately shut his mouth.
Master Lin glared at him, walked to the bathtub with the lid, rudely shoved the man's head into the tub, and closed the lid.
"That ......," I was a little worried, "won't suffocate him, will you?"
"Don't worry, it's okay." Master Lin glanced at me, walked to the offering table, and took out a porcelain bowl: "The corpse qi enters the brain, and the only way to use this method is to force the corpse qi out of his seven orifices."
"Oh~" I nodded, and saw him pour out half a bowl of yellow liquid from a glass bottle, and grab a handful of incense ashes from the incense burner and put it in.
Then add some cinnabar, stir all these things well, bring them to Lin Jiayu, and directly apply the contents to his face.
"Master, what is this?" Lin Jiayu stretched out his finger and dipped a little of the things in the bowl, put it under his nose and sniffed: "How can there be a ...... Smelly? What did you add? ā
"Boy pee!" Master Lin lightly spit out two words and stuffed the porcelain bowl into Lin Jiayu's hand: "Apply it once in half an hour, and apply it three or four times to reduce the swelling."
"Boy pee......" Lin Jiayu pulled the corners of his mouth, looked at the porcelain bowl in his hand with disgust, and still held back his nausea. Put your hand in the bowl and dip some sticky ash on your face.
I got up from the couch and looked around, "If it's okay, I'll go first."
"Wait......" Master Lin suddenly stopped me, walked up to me, and looked me up and down a few times with complicated eyes: "Little girl, have you encountered anything recently?"
"What?" I looked at him puzzled.
Master Lin circled around me twice, and looked at me a little uncomfortable. After a while, he said slowly: "Your soul is a little unstable, and the yin qi on your body is very heavy, where have you been recently?"
I was about to speak, when Lin Jiayu on the side suddenly said, "Master, her soul went to the underworld a few days ago. I was going to tell you about this, so I forgot about it......"
"Give me your hand." Master Lin suddenly stretched out his hand in front of me.
I hesitated and held out my right hand. Master Lin stretched out two fingers and pressed my pulse.
After a while, he looked at me with complicated eyes......