Chapter 12: Fart
As soon as the Buddha's head appeared, the surrounding area was "full of Buddha light", and even the entire night sky was dyed pale gold. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
The solemn Buddha of the Dharma is dozens of meters tall with a single head, drooping eyelids, and a solemn face, making the one-horned ghost trapped in the center of the word "swastika" like an ant.
Originally, Zhang Wei's sentence of "Amitabha Buddha" summoned the Buddha to come, making him feel that he was in a bunker - from now on, his life is destined to be tween, to what extent, it depends on his Uncle Zhang Wei's mood.
This "good fortune" is called an authentic one!
Whoever it is, no matter which novel, movie, or anime is the protagonist, come out and compare with your Grandpa Zhang whose plug-in is awesome!
If you shout "Amitabha", you will come to the Buddha, and if you shout "Infinite Heavenly Venerable", won't you come to Daluo Jinxian or even Sanqing in person? Wouldn't shouting "Hallelujah" even God Jehovah come down to help him?
The momentary excitement and expansion made Zhang Wei breathe rapidly, because almost all of the energy and physical strength that "Amitabha" had been drained of, as if he had returned, his face flushed, like an old man who had returned to the light.
Yes, flushing does not necessarily mean that a person is getting better, but it may also be terminally ill.
Because of the impact of "plug-in to the account", Zhang Wei's desire was completely ignited in an instant, and all the "resentment, love and parting, and can't beg" in his life from childhood to adulthood, all regrets must be made up and satisfied, and on this basis, he wants more, more, more!
More power, status, money, beauty!
The black mist between the eyebrows took advantage of the moment when his body was hollowed out, rampantly emerged from the center of the eyebrows, with the appearance of the black mist, as if it was a vicious circle, the desire in his heart continued to grow in geometric multiples, his expression became more and more distorted, the muscles of the whole body trembled, and the green tendons on the surface of the skin appeared, as if the cyan vines were crawling all over the body, and finally converged into the black mist in the center of the eyebrows.
"it!"
The Buddha opened his eyes, and the first sentence was not a Buddha verse, nor a chanting of sutras, but such a word that made people laugh.
This voice was so loud and loud that it overshadowed any sound in the heavens and the earth, and it seemed that even the thunder was like a mosquito and a fly in front of this sound.
Maybe it's because the sound is too loud, maybe it's because the sense of disobedience brought by this "groove" is too strong, Zhang Wei, who fell into the abyss of desire, was suddenly awakened, he looked at the eyes of the Buddha's head, and the Buddha also looked at him, looking at each other, Zhang Wei knew that the Buddha seemed to be shouting at the one-horned ghost "Groove", but in fact, he shouted at him Zhang Wei - no way, the Buddha's head is too big, and the ghost and Zhang Wei's size is relatively too small.
To tell the truth, at this time, the ghost has long lost the ability to resist, let alone resist, it is locked by the word "swastika", and it is about to turn into ashes.
Therefore, compared to the ghost, Zhang Weicai at this time is more like a devil.
This Buddha head was summoned by Zhang Wei, could it be that the person who summoned it was going to be "purified" as soon as he came on the field?
No, the sound of the Buddha's head is not because he was frightened by Zhang Wei's appearance at the moment, nor is he hesitant to start with Zhang Wei, but because with the unbridled black fog between Zhang Wei's eyebrows, the greedy and evil thoughts are too strong, so that the surface of the word "swastika" and the Buddha's head also seems to be corroded by something, and a black "cavity" quickly appears!
"Creation comes from the heart", this is the last piece of advice and advice that the red boy said to Zhang Wei before leaving.
Thanks to Zhang Wei's "blessing", the big earlobe of the right ear of the Buddha's head has been "rotten", so it has an angry expression of King Kong, and it is also rude, which can be understood, as the saying goes: Buddha will also be angry, right?
it.
Zhang Wei, who came to his senses, realized that this Buddha, whose facial features were almost exactly the same as him, should not be a [Buddha] in the real sense, but an existence that was "created" by what he thought in his heart.
Zhang Wei has just been proven that there are ghosts in this world - at least when the one-horned ghost is still in the state of a wandering ghost, it is not what he Zhang Wei wants to transform.
However, the fact that there are ghosts in the world does not lead to the fact that all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens are real.
Just as there is a "role" of human beings in myths and legends all over the world, it cannot be inferred that all the myths of ancient times are real events just because human beings are real - there is no causal relationship between the two.
Therefore, the "Buddha" or something should be the specific "idol" with supernatural powers imagined by the disciples of Buddhism after the prosperity of Buddhism, but it was only embodied by Zhang Wei.
In fact, now in the entire Deep Blue City, except for him Zhang Wei, no one can detect the "Buddha's Arrival" here, even if someone is standing next to Zhang Wei now, except for Zhang Wei, who is "nervous", nothing else can be seen.
Just like ghosts, this "Buddha" cannot be detected by the world, and the things that are "created" seem to be two types of beings that cannot interfere with each other in the real world, and they are two parallel lines that will never intersect if there is no accident.
On one side is the physical world on the surface, and on the other side is the overlapping and eternal existence of the other.
It is precisely this discovery, this inference, that made Zhang Wei more sober, after the vicious circle just now, it is now a virtuous circle - the more you think about it, the more you understand, the faster the black fog between the eyebrows will dissipate.
This ability of his seems to be super powerful, but in fact, it seems to be of little use to real life - even if he created the gods and Buddhas of the sky "from the heart" and walked around the park with him, played eagles and caught chickens together, so what? In the eyes of others, he is just a fool of himself.
"Creation" produces a Monkey King, Zhang Wei can still be cut down by someone if he doesn't hide; "Creation" produces an old man, he doesn't chase his sister, Zhang Wei is still destined to be a lonely person for the rest of his life.
Because this "creation" is a reality for Zhang Wei alone!
Oh no, it should be said that it is the reality for Zhang Wei alone, and for the souls of the whole earth, if there are souls on a global scale.
Zhang Wei is an ordinary layman, he wants to be a man when he has a long ability, and his long-term life at the bottom makes him want to live a life of "being a man", he is very honest with himself, but he often falls into lust because of this, and he will always let his desires swell when there is hope;
But he is also an extremely rational person, always figuring out the joints at critical moments and not letting himself get into trouble - except for the time when he lost his job, he was really kind to the intern girl, because he knew very well what kind of scumbag his boss was at the time.
After he got the superpower, the first thing he thought about was not to be brave and chivalrous, but he had indeed helped his grandmother and saved a girl who jumped off the building, but this was not for others, but for himself. It can be said that he is a very selfish person driven by desire, and he is not at all like various legendary knights or superheroes;
But he is not a wicked person - since he was a child, he has never taken the initiative to hurt any innocent person, he has his own limits for acting, he is very filial, and he is sincere to those who care about him and those he cares about.
The green tendons on the surface of the body have all disappeared, the black fog between the eyebrows has also dissipated, and the big Buddha and the word "swastika" on the opposite side have also restored their original treasure solemnity.
Looking at the powerful ghost who was still struggling to support himself in the center of the "swastika", Zhang Wei sighed, folded his hands, and recited to the Buddha: "Amitabha!"
The Buddha closed his eyes, and the Buddha's head began to rise – and its body gradually came out.
The neck, shoulders, and arms that were folded together like Zhang Wei did not stop until the abdomen appeared.
Faintly, it seems that there are tens of millions of monks chanting the scriptures at the same time, listening carefully, and it is just the sound of the wind in the night, but the sound is getting clearer and clearer, like the tide surging from the sky.
"Om, the end of the bowl is in Tuoning, Suo Pohe!"
When the "sea tide" arrived, the Buddha opened his mouth and recited a Buddhist mantra that Zhang Wei did not understand, like a final word, the surroundings suddenly fell silent, and the ghost in the center of the word "swastika" did not know when countless dense golden Sanskrit appeared, like a golden beetle rolling on its body, the barbs on its body broke apart, countless cracks appeared on the surface of the body, and the whole body immediately fell apart and turned into a black mist.
The terrifying "coat" of the one-horned demon turned into a black mist, and the soul body inside changed back to the state of "wandering soul", and smiled serenely in the golden Buddha light, first kowtowed to the Buddha, and then turned to kowtow to Zhang Wei, and then turned into golden light dust, like fireflies, scattered with the wind to the vast heaven and earth.
The black mist seemed to be unwilling, struggling to fly towards Zhang Wei in the light of the Buddha.
Zhang Wei didn't know that this black fog was actually something that "ran" out of his eyebrows just now, turning people's wandering spirits into powerful ghosts, but this black fog seemed to be a lot weaker under the wear and tear of the Buddha's light, but it was still menacing, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while - he no longer had the strength to dodge quickly, and withdrew from the frenzy of desire, his body became even weaker, plus he shouted "Amitabha" just now, he overdrew a lot of energy, and it was a miracle that he could hold on to this day.
"Hey, give.me.five!"
At this moment, the Buddha shouted at Zhang Wei again.
This shout is even more speechless than the "slot" just now - this Buddhist person, your fart is quite standard!
But Zhang Wei no longer has the strength to complain, he already understands the meaning of this "non-mainstream Buddha".
The palms of the fold were separated, and the right palm stretched out towards the Buddha, and the movements of the Buddha and him were actually synchronized!
"Smack!"
The huge Buddha palm and the small human palm clapped their hands, and the black mist was caught in the middle, like a mosquito and a fly, and it was smashed!