Chapter 458: Tang Bohu begged again
Shen Zhou looked at Tang Bohu, who was about to fly to the clouds, and secretly prayed in his heart: Besides, you can be merciful.
Besides, I don't know his thoughts, and he doesn't mean to cheat people, what he said is all sincere, judging from the last time Tang Bohu was able to make Qiu Xiang laugh, it is really possible to achieve Qiu Xiang step by step.
In any case, Qiu Xiang's marriage to Tang Bohu is the fate of history. Why not?
"Besides, did you tell Qiu Xiang about this? Tang Bohu said eagerly.
Besides, he shook his head: "I have to find a chance for this, you know, I don't often see Miss Qiuxiang, besides, it's not easy to say this on some occasions, I have to find a chance." ”
"That's, that's. If you can't say it, let my younger siblings help me talk about it, and I must tell Qiuxiang what you say, and convince her. By the way, let Pomegranate help me with a few kind words, her words will definitely work. It's done, you're my benefactors. ”
Besides, he smiled: "This is far away, it seems that our brothers are not separated." By the way, the last time I saw the funeral flower poem written by Brother Bohu, it must be going to be written into a series, and finally become a volume?"
Tang Bohu's mind was extremely bright at this time, and he immediately understood, and said: "Don't worry, when it is written, I will give you the book of poems." ”
"No, the manuscript is too precious, and it would be noble enough to copy a copy for my brother. In addition, does Brother Zhengming also want to write funeral poems?"
Wen Zhengming knew that this was blatant blackmail, and sighed: "Okay, mine will also give you a copy, and the provincial Bohu will ask you for it." ”
Shen Zhou hurriedly raised his hand to cover his face: "Brother, don't look at me, I can't open the pot at home." ”
Besides, he also smiled: "Brother Shen, what do you mean by this? You are still pretending to be poor, okay, I will send a few bags of rice to Brother Shen's house when I go back." ”
Shen Zhou is really afraid, he is not as talented as Tang Bohu, he is fast in painting, not to mention Wen Zhengming's writing, it takes him several months to paint a painting, and he has to sell it to live. was blackmailed by Tang Bohu for a painting, and he was already very distressed.
Tang Bohu asked: "Besides, didn't you say that as long as you can make Qiu Xiang laugh five times, it will make her change her mind, and now that she has been made to laugh once, what should I do next to make her laugh again." ”
Besides, before he could answer, Wen Zhengming hurriedly asked: "Miss Qiuxiang will like Bohu if she laughs five times, what is the reason?"
Besides, he smiled: "It doesn't make sense." There are some things that you believe in and you don't believe in. ”
Tang Bohu smiled: "I believe it, you don't pay attention to Zhengming." Tell me what to do next?"
Moreover, he pretended to be mysterious: "Don't do anything for the time being, don't visit the Yun family, and don't try to get close to Qiu Xiang on any occasion, isolate for a month, and then come to me to get the trick." ”
"And a clever plan?" Tang Bohu was impressed.
"Besides, isn't there an old saying, strike while the iron is hot. I think Bohu should step up his actions now. Shen Zhou said.
"Brother Shen, you haven't chased a girl, have you?" asked besides.
"Of course not, where do I have that leisure. Shen Zhou was disdainful.
The wife is married into the house, he didn't know the bride before he untied the red cloth hijab, and several concubines in the family were either married by their wives or bought with money, so why chase it, and it is the right way to paint a few more pictures with that time.
"So, in this matter, Brother Shen can shut up. Besides, he sealed Shen Zhou's mouth.
Shen Zhou opened his mouth, but after thinking about it, he still closed it with interest.
"But I think what Lao Shen said is not unreasonable. Tang Bohu said, in fact, he can't wait for a month, the sooner he can see Qiu Xiang, the better.
10,000 years is too long.
"Brother Bohu, let me analyze the situation for you. It turns out that Qiu Xiang hates you very much, you know that, right?" he asked.
"Uh-huh. Tang Bohu nodded awkwardly and admitted.
"Why does Qiu Xiang hate you? It's because of your domineering momentum, Qiu Xiang always has a desire to conquer, want to grab, want to possess, Qiu Xiang doesn't hate you personally, what I hate is your style. ”
"Oh, I see, but I've changed it all now. You asked me to go abroad in public, and I did it. Tang Bohu said.
"What do you mean by a foreign appearance, Brother Bohu, what you said is not right, if you want to say so, let's break up, I am sincerely helping you, and I came up with a trick that I came up with painstakingly. "Besides, if you slap the table with your hand, you have to slap it in two.
"Don't, don't, it's me who lost my words, I understand my brother's hard work. Tang Bohu hurriedly changed his words.
"Well, the medicine is bitter, it turns out that Qiu Xiang has too deep prejudices against Bohu, if it weren't for this fierce medicine, I'm afraid it would be difficult for her to change her impression of you. Shen Zhou understood a little, but still felt that it was a pit.
"Big Brother can be taught. Besides, he gave Shen Zhou a thumbs up.
"The last time you did that in public, it was a bit of a foreign appearance, but by making a fool of yourself, Qiu Xiang also found her balance psychologically. This way her prejudice against you will be dispelled a lot, and it will take time. In addition, men chasing women are like separating mountains, and women chasing men are like separating paper, and if you want to chase a stunning beauty like Qiuxiang, you must have long-term and arduous psychological preparation. Besides, he waved his hand and began to teach Tang Bohu a lesson.
Shen Zhou looked at him in surprise, and said to Wen Zhengming: "I said, do you think he still looks like an untrained boy, how do I feel that he is an old demon who has lived for a thousand years?"
"I think so, maybe it's pretending to be pure. Wen Zhengming took the opportunity to say a black sentence.
"Brother Puppet Army, you don't want to be black at this point. How can my body be verified by the most authoritative experts in Suzhou and Nanjing, not to mention that men can't verify it, there are ways. Of course, if you don't believe it, you can't help it. You wonder how I understand this, and I wonder even more about your naivety, there is a way, Xiucai doesn't go out to know the world. I've never eaten pork, but I've always seen a pig go. "And he made a generous statement.
"Besides, you go on and say, ignore them, they're just unbalanced. Tang Bohu listened to it with relish.
If you want to talk about life experience, of course, he has much more, but the real experience may not be much, just like the mentality of the emperor and the prince all his life, he basically can't grow up, and a talented person like Tang Bohu is also, from childhood to adulthood, he has grown up in the favor of others, in flattery, and in care, and basically has never suffered hardships or setbacks.
Besides, although the previous life was not beautiful, there were many more life experiences and experiences than the three people here, not to mention that they had read too many books and seen a wider world than them.
Besides, seeing that Wen Zhengming and Shen Zhou both closed their mouths, they continued: "Now I have to give Qiu Xiang some time, let her digest it, and slowly eliminate the impression that you were too bad before." In addition, the last incident had a great impact on her, and she had to be given time to think about it and let her understand the deep meaning of this. ”
"Is there a deep meaning in this? Isn't it just a surprise attack to make her laugh?" Tang Bohu was stunned.
"Brother Bohu, you have wasted my hard work. Am I just doing a surprise attack? No, there is a deep meaning in it, to tell you plainly, you do that it represents a gesture, you used to conquer, to grab, to possess, but now you are begging her to love, to beg her approval, to beg her to be tolerant. Of course, Qiu Xiang may not be able to understand this now, but with her ice and snow intelligence, after a while, she will definitely realize your hard work, and then she will change her opinion of you. ”
Looking at the three calligraphy and paintings brought by Tang Bohu, as well as the funeral flower poems promised by him and Wen Zhengming, he spared no effort, shook his lips and tongues, and waved out his greatest potential for flickering.
"Oh, I see. ”
Not only did Tang Bohu suddenly realize, but even Wen Zhengming suddenly understood a lot, Shen Zhou had already put the idea of digging a pit behind his head, and just nodded vigorously.
"Besides, you're a god. It is a god who chases girls. I don't understand why beautiful women revolve around you, and you can't go away, it turns out that everything you do has deep meaning. Tang Bohu almost knelt down and kowtowed, and what he admired in his heart was the five-body throw.
Besides, he laughed in his heart, most of these statements were improvised by him, but he could also justify himself. He's a fart god, he didn't succeed in chasing his favorite school flower or goddess in his previous life, but he teleported to Daming and took the peach blossom luck, which has nothing to do with his ability to pick up girls.
"Okay, I'll leave everything up to you, and I'll come back in a month to get your tips. ”
Tang Bohu was convinced and left with a thousand thanks, and he didn't forget to tell him when he sent out the door: "Brother Bohu, they are all their own brothers, you don't need to bring gifts next time, it's too foreign." ”
When Tang Bohu heard this, his face turned black and his legs were a little weak.
This is too ruthless, you have to bring it once, calligraphy and painting are not snacks and satin cloth, you can take them out casually.
He smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing, it's all written and painted by yourself, although it's worth a little silver, but we can't talk about that." After speaking, he hurriedly fled with Wen Zhengming and Shen Zhou, lest he would give him another problem.
Moreover, when I returned to the house, I saw Xiao Nier holding her stomach and smiling on the chair, pointing at him and laughing: "You...... You're too good at fooling people, and they're sorry for believing in you. Ouch, no, hurry up and rub my belly, as if I'm going to get angry. ”
Besides, go over with a smile and massage her a few acupuncture points, which is better.
"Well, I told you, they will bring gifts, and they will have to ask me for advice. "Besides, if you spread your hands, that means, what can I do?
"I have taken it, not only can you cure the dead and bring them back to life, but this mouth can also bring the dead back to life. In the future, you can simply use your mouth to heal the disease. Xiao Nier still couldn't help but laugh wildly, if it weren't for the massage next to her, she might have laughed wrong.