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In this era, it is not bitter, but it is really bitter, and everyone is almost under house arrest and trapped in the fields and factories. But it's okay to be trapped, and immediately a large group of educated youths want to be sleepy, and no one will give you a chance to be trapped.

Let's say it's bitter, it's really not bitter, the work time is not as long as the chat.

Some people are idle and panicked, and there is a lack of entertainment activities, there are many boring people, and there are even nearby residents waiting here to watch Li Mo play treasure.

"Children, memorize poems, memorize poems."

Li Mo is not rejected, only with influence can it be widely spread, and only then can more people recognize the soft-shelled turtle.

He pretended to arch his hand, coughed, and before he could speak, he laughed together. But now everyone's laughter is really low.

"Everyone, I won't recite the poem today, but I will recite a paragraph for you. What is Fu? ”

When it comes to poetry, few people really know it, and even think that the Fu he is talking about is rich and rich.

"Ladies and gentlemen, there are several famous literary genres in ancient China, the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period are the scriptures, righteousness, policies, and theories, the Qin and Han dynasties are endowed, and then the Tang and Song poems, Yuanqu, Ming and Qing novels, if you interpret them comprehensively, you must add the Chu Ci of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the Yuefu of the Han Dynasty, the metaphysics of the Wei and Jin dynasties, and the ancient prose of the Tang and Song dynasties, which are mainly these. The Fu I am talking about is the Fu of the Qin and Han dynasties, which evolved from Chu Ci, between poetry and prose, and also talks about battle and rhyme, but it is more lively and free than poetry. ”

"The most famous writer is Sima Xiangru, a great genius in the Western Han Dynasty, who wrote a very famous fu called "Zixu Fu", and I memorized one of the paragraphs."

"Cloud dreamer, nine hundred miles square, there are mountains in it. Its mountains are lush and lush, and they are long and chongqing...... In the west of it, there is a clear pond of springs, the torrent of water is moving, the outer hair is hibiscus Linghua, and the inner is hidden in the huge stone white sand. Among them, there are turtles and turtles. In the north of it, there is a yin forest, and its trees are Yuzhang, cinnamon pepper magnolia, tillering poplar, pear and chestnut, orange and pomelo are fragrant; On it, there are chicks and holes, which shoot far away; Below it, there is a white tiger and a leopard, and the cockroach is stalking. ”

In this paragraph, Li Mo made a lot of mistakes, but no one can understand who is more accountant.

After reciting it, Li Mo translated it again, and then said: "Everyone knows about the turtle and the Jiao, the turtle is the Chinese alligator, the turtle is a large sea turtle, with a beautiful turtle shell, the meat is delicious, the turtle is a soft-shelled turtle, and the turtle is a very large soft-shelled turtle, which is very rare now." Ladies and gentlemen, these aquatic animals are either rare fetishes or delicious aquatic animals. He didn't write any fish and shrimp, indicating that he often ate turtle turtles, and his deliciousness left a deep impression on him, so he wrote it into "Zi Xuan Fu". Why did Sima Xiangru become the number one talent in the Western Han Dynasty? ”

"Because he often eats soft-shelled turtles," someone said.

But someone else bent over with laughter.

At this time, there were many onlookers, and one of them was wearing glasses and said coldly: "Little friend, the soft-shelled turtle has a very bad reputation, and it is also called Wang Ba." ”

Li Mo's eyes widened and he looked at his glasses.

The soft-shelled turtle is called Wang Ba, it doesn't matter what it is called, but if it is not good, Li Mo's performance in the past two days will be wasted.

He turned around in his mind and said, "Uncle, outside Cao Zhen is the Cao River, and it is rumored that Cao Cao sent someone to dig it when he went down to the south of the Yangtze River, right?" ”

The people of Cao Zhen spread it like this, and even recorded it in the county chronicles as false rumors, but whether it is true or not, the glasses really don't know.

"Actually, it's not right, Cao Cao went down to the south of the Yangtze River, and he went directly south from the Central Plains Province to Hubei Province, and Chibi was in the territory of Hubei Province, which had nothing to do with the Late Province. However, later Sun Quan went north to Xiangcheng, and the fleet carrying the navy was indeed from Cao HB, and was beaten by Zhang Liao in Xiangcheng. However, Cao Cao did have a stalemate with Sun Quan in the Cao River, and it may be that Cao Cao also sent someone to dredge the Cao River, but dredging, not a canal dug out of scratch. At that time, there was no manpower to dig this huge canal, and the three countries fought back and forth, and the total population of men, women, and children together was only about 10 million. And the Cao River at that time was not the current Cao River, the Cao River at that time was still to the west, and the mouth of the river was on the opposite side of the river at the junction of Tongshi and Jiushi. When Wang Anshi changed the law, the water conservancy was greatly developed, and many polders were built in Jiangdong, that is, in the middle and lower reaches of the Yangtze River, including Liuye Wei. The Cao River was confined to the east side, which is now the Cao River. ”

"Liuye Wei was built in the Song Dynasty?" Someone asked.

"It was built by the Northern Song Dynasty, and the Northern Song Dynasty was also a dynasty that paid more attention to people's livelihood in ancient times. Before the Northern Song Dynasty, both the surrounding area of Liuyewei and Jiucheng were a swamp with lakes and swamps, so if Wu Zixu wanted to go down to the south of the Yangtze River, he had to pass through the Zhaoguan. Because after crossing the Taihu Lake Mountain, it is full of lakes and swamps, and it is impossible to reach the other side of the river. ”

Taihu Mountain is just north of Liuye Wei, separated by forty miles, and the northernmost end of Taihu Mountain is the famous Zhaoguan.

"Legends are legends, and historical facts are historical facts. The name is the first name, and it has nothing to do with the actual effect, can all the people with a high surname be high in the future? Will all those with the surname Wang die quickly in the future? Let's just say that this Wang Ba, everyone understands its meaning. ”

The onlookers laughed again.

"Sima Xiangru likes to eat Wang Ba, is he Wang Ba? Wrong, because Sima Xiangru often eats Wang Ba, so he is very smart. Earlier, he was a literary attendant to King Liang Xiao, but later King Liang Xiao died, and he returned to his hometown in Sichuan Province in despair. There is a rich man in Sichuan Province named Zhuo Wangsun, and Zhuo Wangsun has a daughter named Zhuo Wenjun, who is beautiful and talented. was inadvertently learned by Sima Xiangru that Zhuo Wenjun is beautiful and talented, the key is that she has a rich Lao Tzu. Sima Xiangru was tempted, and through the relationship of his friends, he often came to Zhuo Wangsun's house as a guest. Zhuo Wangsun was not at home that day, he deliberately played a song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix", and told Zhuo Wenjun through the sound of the piano, little girl, we like you. ”

The onlookers couldn't stop laughing.

As for Li Guangping, he flashed to the back early, his son doesn't want to be cheeky, he has to be cheeky.

Zhuo Wenjun was hooked by him, Zhuo Wangsun disagreed, Sima Xiangru continued to seduce, so that the little girl was fascinated and eloped with him. But this can't be done, I value not only you, but also your family's money. It is not okay for the old man not to give money, Sima Xiangru started a wine shop in front of Zhuo Wangsun's house and asked Zhuo Wenjun to sell wine himself. Zhuo Wangsun was overwhelmed by this shameless son-in-law, so he had to give them a lot of money to buy fields and houses, and Sima Xiangru lived a happy life from then on, and later became a big official in the Han Dynasty. ”

In his previous life, Li Mo's biggest hobby was to like to read books, and later he wrote online articles, and he had to check a lot of information to write online articles.

Maybe he doesn't have a refined knowledge, but in terms of knowledge, tens of thousands of people in the entire Liuyewei are not as good as Li Mo, where can the glasses distinguish him?

This is the case with this discernment.

But Li Mo didn't stop and continued: "Do you know the origin of the fritters? Qin Hui and the Wang family killed Yue Fei, everyone in Lin'an City hated it, and they didn't dare to say it, so someone pinched two villains and fried them in an oil pot, and gradually spread, it was too troublesome to pinch people, and people became two noodles, and they became the current fritters. Could it be that all those who eat fritters are traitors? Could it be that Sima Xiangru is the eighth king, if this is the eighth king, I want to do it too. ”

Liu Lanfang's "The Complete Biography of Yue" has not yet begun, but some storytellers have begun to be among the people, saying "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Yang Jiajiang", "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", "Xue Rengui's Expedition to the East", "The Biography of Yue Fei", ...... and other commentaries.

Not many people know about Sima Xiangru, but Yue Fei, Qin Hui, and Wang are well-known figures.

Everyone laughed again.

The glasses were ashamed of his words and walked away.

In fact, he thought that eating soft-shelled turtles had nothing to do with puzzles, and he had just a sense of justice, so he stood up and accused.

Li Mo was disgusted, this is selling a piece for two cents a catty, not for twelve yuan a catty, not for accusations, but for being more serious and nitpicking!

Is two cents a piece expensive?

In the future, pork will be sold for more than ten yuan a catty, and wild soft-shelled turtles will be sold for more than 100 or 200 yuan a catty.

Whether from the perspective of deliciousness or nutrition, wild soft-shelled turtle is more than one and a half times that of pork.

"That's amazing." Someone praised.

They don't know where Li Mo learned this knowledge, but at such a young age, he knows so much, he is a little genius.

Regardless of whether it had any effect or not, a few soft-shelled turtles were snatched up again.

Li Mo took his father to buy a flashlight on the street, and the task was transferred to his father, who could only fish at night, and the fishing effect at night was a little better, but he needed a flashlight for lighting.

Then I bought another scale, and I often bought and sold it, and it was not good to not weigh it.

But Li Mo spent three cents and six cents to buy a pack of Dajiang cigarettes, dismantled it, threw one to the owner of the breakfast shop on the edge of the vegetable market, and stored the scale at his home.

Li Guangping was a little puzzled.

Li Mo explained.

Now it's a big collective, there is something at home, and it's okay to be absent from work occasionally, but for the sake of soft-shelled turtle fishing, often absenteeism, trouble will come to the door.

It is impossible to doze off when you go out to work during the day, go out to fish in the evening, and then find a place to sleep in the wild, can you sleep well in the wild? So sleep has become a problem, and it is a while to be able to sleep more. Carrying the soft-shelled turtle home to get the scale, I walked a lot more, not to mention, and delayed the rest time. Or borrow from others, it doesn't matter if you borrow once, it doesn't matter if you borrow twice, borrow every day, and people will be unhappy. Put it in the morning shop, after catching the soft-shelled turtle directly on the vegetable market, take it out from the morning shop, sell it out, and then put it again in the morning shop, the big deal is to occasionally give two cigarettes, and the precious time will be saved.

In the same way, Li Mo bought another bottle of mosquito water.

Sleeping in the wild, not to mention not sleeping well, a mosquito can give people a headache.

It is not possible to apply mosquito water at home, it will not work after a few hours, it must be brought with mosquito water.

As for the dew and moisture, it is not good for the body, so let's eat enough first!

What if it rains? That's it. This generation has mostly come over like this, not that one.

Li Guangping is just very rude in his education methods, but he is not unreasonable, or he thinks that his son was born and raised by himself, and he disdains to reason with his son, but his son is sensible, and he is also happy.

In the afternoon, Li Mo closed the notebook. Thinking about so many things at once made him dizzy.

He stood up and put the pork liver on the rusty needle for his father, so that he could save his father's time.

After putting on the pork liver, he took out the cut white paper, thought for a while, and wrote a line of big characters on it with a ballpoint pen: "Jurassic Park".