Chapter 277: Haotian Vocational and Technical School
"The school has two majors: driving and mechanical maintenance. The www.biquge.info trains mechas, space fighters, spaceship pilots, interstellar navigators, and repair and maintenance technicians. The school recruits students from all over the world, and after passing the exam, it includes room and board, package distribution, and will not be refunded if you learn at any time!"
After Li Wenzhe subconsciously read out the enrollment advertisement on the first page of the brochure, his eyelids suddenly jumped, and he couldn't help but close his hands together, closed the brochure with a "snap", shook his head like a rattle, and said a few words in a row, "No!"
"Why not? I will start interstellar exploration, language training, space network communication and other courses in the future, these are the talents that the earth needs, such as caravans, pilots and navigators can be hired, but what about the daily maintenance and maintenance of the spacecraft, go back to the 4S shop?"
"How can these technologies be used for global enrollment?"
Li Wenzhe held the pamphlet and waved it, if it weren't for the big man next to Zhou Hao who had been glaring at him viciously, Li Wenzhe felt that he must pry open the child's head to see what he was thinking.
"Uncle, don't worry, look at these questions. Zhou Hao couldn't help but laugh, pressed it on his wrist, and a light screen ejected between the two, showing a test paper on it.
"Write the question silently, please listen to the question: Shishu poet Shi, lions lover, swear to eat ten lions......"
Li Wenzhe looked at Zhou Hao suspiciously, and read a paragraph in a whisper, and after only a dozen words, Li Wenzhe stopped with a flushed face, and smiled wryly, "I've been in Lu Province for a long time, and I can't tell the difference between a curly tongue and a flat tongue......"
"Oh!" Zhou Hao couldn't help but smile and looked at the test paper, and clicked on the above question, "Uncle, how do you read these words?"
夬, ramming, 夰, 夲, 夼, 夽, 夾, 奀, 奁, 奂, 奄, 奃, 奅, 叴, 叵, 叺, 叻, 叾......
Li Wenzhe looked at a series of characters blankly, the first one didn't recognize it, and the second one tentatively opened his mouth to say "hāng", and then glanced at Zhou Hao's expression very unconfidently, and saw that his confidence increased greatly after nodding slightly.
However, the third, fourth...... Just when Li Wenzhe felt that he was a fake Chinese, he suddenly blessed his soul and understood Zhou Hao's purpose.
Can you understand this question?
True or False:
When you travel to Harbin and ask a local if there is a hotel nearby, he replies, "There are many thieves." "He said that there are hotels, but there are many thieves in them, so you have to watch your belongings. Is that right?
Analytical Questions:
Who is Lao Tzu?
The stinky fart of the moment, the one who let it calm down and the one who smells it is aggrieved. Why?
Dictation Questions:
Please write the full lyrics of "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Jiangnan" silently, if you can sing it perfectly, add five points, and add ten points to the accompaniment of your own musical instruments.
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After Li Wenzhe saw these questions, he couldn't help but roll his eyes at Zhou Hao, "You kid, this exam question ...... Even if the Huaxia people can pass a few?"
"Hehe, don't underestimate my peers, this set of questions, obedient and hard-working students can pass, naughty and playful students who are curious about everything can pass, but those who neither study hard nor think diligently can't pass, what do you say?"
Li Wenzhe silently judged in his heart, the part of Guangwen Boji accounted for about 20 points, the brain teaser part accounted for about 30 points, and 50 points of various reading comprehension, as long as the score of this part is good in Chinese, a little more serious can get more than half of the score.
It's not a big problem, it's just that what about those children who are out of the subject?
Thinking of this, Li Wenzhe asked tentatively, "Won't it be unfair to those students who are partial to this one subject?"
"In this way, if you can't even get a passing score in the language and writing of your own nationality, you will admit them!" Zhou Hao said very firmly, and he would not give in in this regard.
Chinese people need talent to learn a foreign language, because it is a foreign language. Those so-called students who are too partial to the subject just didn't memorize those jerky and awkward ancient texts, nor did they deeply understand the meaning of getting the weird light in the eyes of the dead fish in the hearts of the questioners.
This set of questions, if this is done by native Chinese speakers, it is indeed difficult to get a full score, but it can definitely suppress the vast majority of crooked nuts from the number of admissions.
If one or two young people of different races who are madly obsessed with Chinese culture pass the exam, why not be admitted?
Zhou Hao will definitely treat these two white-skinned and yellow-hearted friends as specimens to prove that Haotian Technical School treats people all over the world equally......
Welcome everyone to learn the Chinese language carefully and understand the Chinese culture!
"It can't be so simple, what other plans do you have to tell them together!" After the family had lunch, Li Wenzhe took Zhou Hao to the lake for a walk, and as soon as he walked out of the house, Li Wenzhe asked Zhou Hao coldly.
"Uncle, in the final analysis, the technical school is only the application of technology, and there are Haotian University and Haotian Research Institute above Haotian Technical School, but Haotian University is just the big witch star of Haotian University in the capital galaxy of the Galactic Federation, and the sapphire star of the research institute in the capital galaxy of the Bright Empire. I want you to be the president of Haotian University. ”
"Great Witch Star?" Li Wenzhe was very sensitive to find that the name of this planet seemed to have some kind of connection with Zhou Hao.
"Well, my private planet in the Galactic Federation was originally an unexplored life star, and I just used it to develop it. ”
Another private planet!
Li Wenzhe let out a moan weakly from his throat, he really wanted to ask himself this precious son-in-law, how many secrets do you have? Just when the words came to his mouth, he saw Zhou Hao's eyes that seemed to be smiling, Li Wenzhe decisively dispelled this idea, and opened his mouth to ask another key question.
"Why don't you put the school in China, but in Africa?"
"Because the teachers in charge are all teachers from Haotian Academy or their teaching assistants part-time, it's as simple as that!" Zhou Hao turned his head to look in the northwest direction and sighed leisurely.
"Part-time?"
After Li Wenzhe heard Zhou Hao's explanation, he frowned. The purpose of his question was to change the site of Haotian Technical School in Huaxia, after all, the high-level officials of the Red Palace had already complained about Haotian Academy's trip to Africa, and Li Wenzhe felt that putting this technical school in Huaxia was also a kind of compensation, but now it seems that it is a bit taken for granted.
Zhou Hao smiled, "Uncle, don't worry about this matter." I chose Yu Wenbo to be the principal because I wanted to open a communication channel for the Red Palace, but things must be controlled in my hands. ”
"You are also an adult, don't do things by your own temperament, no matter what, don't forget that you belong to the Yanhuang lineage. ”
Let his secretary Yu Wenbo be the principal of the technical school, which not only gives an explanation to the people who have followed him for a long time, but also establishes a contact channel for the Red Palace, but Yu Wenbo's special identity is destined to be a messenger, and he can influence Zhou Hao, but he was sent to the distant universe, and his identity as the president of Haotian University is destined to maintain his influence on the earth.
It's just that unconsciously, Zhou Hao actually cut off the emotional bonds of the Red Palace to him...... This discovery made Li Wenzhe suddenly feel a little excited, so he simply ended his walk and returned to the house.
The days passed.
When the peace agreement between the Bright Empire and the Galactic Federation was signed, Zhou Hao did not show up.
When Li Meng and Zhuoma sisters returned to school after the winter vacation, Zhou Hao still did not show up. Not only Zhou Hao, but the Zhou and Dai families collectively disappeared from everyone's sight after ending their vacation on Lover's Island, and disappeared.
The global immigration assessment is lively, and Zhou Hao continues to disappear.
After Dai Lin gave a big gift on behalf of Zhou Hao, he quickly boarded a spacecraft and entered space, and the head of state and others who rushed to hear the news didn't even see the shadow of the spaceship.
In the golden autumn of August, the well-known college entrance examination and high school entrance examination have ended, and by this time, everyone's mood has returned to calm.
Those who cheered began to think about how to guard against seniors grabbing resources, and those who were sad or had already entered the fourth class of high school, or had already shouted "Look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can my generation be a Penghao person" to start their own business and gnaw on the elderly.
In a small villa in the brownstone garden at the north gate of Shuimu, Zhou Hao stood barefoot in front of the floor-to-ceiling window of the tea room, and the tea in his hand had become cold.
He's been here for a few months, not to mention that as a great witch, even Li Meng can come here very easily without being noticed by the Secret Service agents.
Blinding, invisible, oblivion, puppet......
In the eyes of the neighbors in the community, there is a middle-aged couple living here and a white Satsuma, the two will walk hand in hand in the community every evening and early in the morning, and the Satsuma, known as the smiling angel, obediently follows them, and follows the trend step by step, obviously this family has a very good education, so good that his pets are also exceptionally smart and friendly.
"Drip, drip, drip!"
Zhou Hao looked down at the brain on his wrist, a naughty smile suddenly appeared on the corner of his mouth, turned around and returned to the tea table, picked it up and put it on the stove, and kept holding the white neat iron kettle.
Water, which is the best mineral water, blesses the aura and is the most suitable for making tea.
The tea is the tip of the hair fried by Zhou Hao himself, a bud and a leaf are fine and round, and there are countless small bubbles attached to the inch white hair, and the hot water is churning up and down in the crystal cup, like a silver dragon washing water, rolling up a burst of fragrant fragrance.
At this time, a full-screen pop-up pop-up pops up on the display screens of all electronic devices connected to the network around the world.
Humanity has entered a new outlet, do you want to be the flying pig?
Do you want to fly mechs, fighters, and spaceships in the sky?
Want to give yourself a chance to choose your life again?
Want to be a proud senior technician?
Haotian Technical School is grandly recruiting students today!
The school is open to students from all over the world, and after passing the exam, it includes room and board, package distribution, and will not be refunded if you are ready to learn. The most important thing is that the Bright Empire, the Shenwu Empire, the Worf Empire, and the Galactic Federation all recognize all kinds of technical qualifications issued by the university.
With a certificate in hand, travel all over the universe!
All you need to do is complete a Chinese Grade 8 exam paper in front of a computer with a microphone, camera, and tablet.
Come, boy, your journey is in the sea of stars!