Chapter 125: If a Stinky Man Can Hide Money, I Can Hide People!
The tea house is not as noisy as the restaurant, the tea guests downstairs are slowly eating and talking, and the upstairs is a private room, which is as quiet as the night. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
The conversation was in-depth, and Lan Yi learned that the reason why Baima Xifeng knew that Xiu'er had a monk in Yuquan Nunnery was because he took another job near Shamen Pass, which is the uniqueness of Baima Xifeng's business business, almost rarely running one-way, there are jobs back and forth, and he earns a lot, and the reason why the world dart bureau dares to give such a domineering name is because it is all over the world, and Shamen Pass also has a semicolon.
The suspicion of the white horse Xifeng is relieved, but she can't let go of what Xiu'er did, she will come and go with the stars, this is a stuffy cannon for the public loser, once it explodes, the family may be ruined.
Lan Yi wanted to tell Gong Yi about this, but he was afraid that he would not believe it, and suddenly remembered that Li Xiugu said that there was no record in the account of the dart fund he gave the world dart bureau, and this matter actually had nothing to do with the person who supported the dart, but listening to Li Xiugu's meaning, it seemed that he did not give the dart money at all, and he asked for the favor that Bai Ma Xifeng owed to him in disguise, and asked a little hesitantly, and Bai Ma Xifeng laughed at it.
Lan Yi wanted to persuade him, how should he say this?
"Husbands and wives should be honest with each other. ”
In the end, she said this, so that it was too abrupt, causing White Horse Xifeng to look stunned.
Lan Yi wanted to explain to him in detail, and he was not good at managing other people's trivial matters, so he had an idea and said, "I'll tell a story to the head of the white horse." ”
Bai Ma Xifeng coveted every word she said, and could listen to her tell a story, so he nodded his head in a hurry: "Listen to me." ”
This story is Lan Yi from the ghost market to buy those manuscripts to see, said that there is such a couple, the man has an outside heart, raised the outer room, and the wife is in control of the family's money, the man is helpless, began to secretly hide private money, hidden on the body for his wife to search, and then thought of a way, asked someone to carve a piece of wood, after the finished product is the appearance of Emperor Guan, he is called to protect the family and protect the wealth, in fact, the wood man's inside hollowed out as a small treasury, really gave him a long time to be proud.
Unlucky, this day the girl in the family wiped the wood carving of Emperor Guan, did not want to touch the wood carving, the click was divided into two parts, revealing the secret inside, the wife was furious, but did not find her husband to make a big noise, but also asked someone to make a huge Buddha statue made of clay, she put the Buddha statue in her bedroom, the beautiful name is called the Buddha as a police self-cultivation, the man praises his wife virtuous.
On this day, the man who often stayed out returned home, coincidentally his wife went back to her parents' house, and the Buddha statue suddenly opened slowly, and out of it came out a handsome posterity, a hungry tiger pounced on the bed and smashed on the bed, and the owner of the house was scared and screamed.
Lan Yi struggled for a long time when he first read this story, isn't the afterlife hidden in the Buddha statue depressed?
Telling White Horse Xifeng today is to remind him that husband and wife should be loyal to each other, because she suspects that White Horse Xifeng also has an outer room and is also stealing private money.
What a character is Bai Ma Xifeng, after listening to it, he already understood the general situation, and couldn't help laughing, and suddenly stopped laughing: "Hiding money in the statue of Emperor Guan, hiding people in the statue of Buddha, this is all abrupt and unsalted, and I will not hide money behind my wife's back, as for the dart money given by my wife...... This is my secret. ”
People refused to admit it, Lan Yi was inconvenient to ask again, and ate a cup of tea, feeling that it was time to leave, seeing her stand up, Bai Ma Xifeng already knew that she wanted to go, and his eyes instantly became depressed, because he was used to this expression, Lan Yi did not pay attention, and said goodbye to each other on the porch outside, he sent Lan Yi to the staircase, his eyes were fixed, and he suddenly found that downstairs actually walked into the public loss and several high-ranking officials in the court, melon field and Li Xia, Bai Ma Xifeng thought about how to relieve Lan Yi, that Gong Yi is notoriously short-tempered and domineering.
At the same time, Lan Yi also saw Gong Tuo, and Gong Tuo also saw Lan Yi, as well as the white horse west wind behind Lan Yi.
Both husband and wife, and can't pretend not to know each other, Lan Yi went down to the bottom of the building, and just wanted to say hello to Gongyi Tuo, the guy said in a loud voice: "Why are you here?"
Without waiting for Lan Yi to answer, he glanced at Bai Ma Xifeng, approached Lan Yi and coaxed angrily: "A stinky woman dares to meet a man behind her back." ”
His voice was low, and the few friends beside him could hear it clearly, and the white horse Xifeng upstairs didn't know anything.
Lan Yi also whispered back: "If a stinky man dares to hide money in the statue of Emperor Guan, I will dare to hide people in the statue of Buddha." ”
The public was surprised, what a mess.
Lan Yi brushed him away.
Gong Chuan Tuo thought for a long time and still didn't understand, so he pulled his friend to find a secluded place to sit down, and the guy came up to greet him: "Master Hou doesn't come to take care of the shop for a few days, what kind of tea do you want to come to today?"
Gong Tuotuo looked at the friends with a wink, pulled the guy and said in a low voice, "Do you have a song here?"
The guy knew that he had always loved this, so he smiled: "Master Hou spares his life, our shop is small and can't afford to raise a girl." ”
Girl is nothing but an honorific title for a courtesa and maiko.
Gong Tuotuo snorted vigorously on the ground, staring at the big eyes: "I didn't know I was coming." ”
The guy smiled and said, "Master Hou forgives the sin." ”
Gong Tuo pushed him impatiently: "Go, go back and carry the pot and the big red robe." ”
The man seemed to have been pardoned, and went happily, knowing that although Gong Tuo had a bad temper, he had always been generous, and he would have to reward him with a few pieces of silver.
Gong Yituo continued to chat with his friends, patted the sallow-faced middle-aged man closest to him and said, "How about Lao Zhu, can you survive the New Year with this body?"
The New Year is coming soon, and everyone understands that he is joking, and the friend surnamed Zhu sighed: "Life and death are destined for wealth in the sky, and there is wine today and drunk today, but how can Master Hou have such an elegant mood today, come to the teahouse instead of going to the restaurant?"
Gong Tuo slapped Lao Zhu's shoulder again, Lao Zhu coughed violently, and Gong Tuo was busy caressing people's hearts, and said: "It's not that I see that your body is not good, I'm afraid that you will kick your legs if you go down with a glass of wine." ”
Lao Zhu stopped coughing but couldn't stop wheezing, one bite after another, and it took a long time before he said: "Zuo is just dead, drown in the wine tank, and torture the woman on the body, I am happy." ”
Gong Tuo laughed: "You are an old and unserious, it is a great thing to invite you out today, you have also seen my cheap inner side, don't look at her like a flower and jade, and she also understands medical skills, turn around and let her pinch you a few times, I heard that taking acupoints can also cure asthma, you said that his mother's evil door is not evil." ”
When Lao Zhu heard this, his cloudy eyes suddenly lit up: "Mrs. Zun will still heal?"
Gong Tuo slapped the table: "Confused things, who is my old Taishan, he is the envoy of the Tai Hospital, he teaches by word and deed, of course my wife will cure the disease." ”
Lao Zhu suddenly realized, and was taken aback in an instant: "Then Concubine Yi Niangniang ......"