Zhang Kai has always felt that he is a young man with ideals, dreams and ambitions, and his life should be extremely wonderful and dazzling. Talk about politics with Trump, have lunch with Warren Buffett and talk about the economy, and talk about the world situation with UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon. Boast about the Bible with the Pope, talk about Zen with the Living Buddha, or study the universe with Allah. At Harvard-Cambridge, Tsinghua University and Peking University give lectures to elite students. Write scripts for Cameron, co-make movies with Angelina Jolie, and more.

This is the life you want, this is the end of life, when facing the Buddha, the Yama King, the Three Qings or God, Satan, Allah, tell them about their brilliant life, and brag about it.

Of course, Zhang Kai's ideals and dreams are abundant, but the reality is cruel. "Three haves", Zhang Kai already has. But along with the "three nos", no car, no house, no savings and "two general" looks average, has an average education, and then has been an orphan since childhood, his parents died early, and he grew up in an orphanage.

It can be said that with a population of more than one billion in China, Zhang Kai is worse than most people. He lived a life without a meal, looking for a job everywhere, and even the sanitation workers looked down on him. Zhang Kai himself admitted that if he opened a big school celebration at this time, the school would be ashamed of him, Nima graduated for 4 years, and found an average of 12 points a year. None of them can be done for half a month, and the remaining half a month is on the way to find a job.

However, whoever is the boss will not find such a person who talks to you about life ideals all day long, but his dreams are useless, and he only talks and does not do anything. A person who can actually pull the sanitation uncle to talk about the value paradox and bluff the sanitation uncle into a daze, just for the steamed buns in the uncle's hand to fill his stomach that has not eaten oil and water for a day, and is too lazy to use his own day's labor in exchange for remuneration to feed himself.

In Zhang Kai's original words, my brother is a university graduate with wisdom and knowledge, how can he bend his waist for five buckets of rice. Intellectuals must use knowledge to smash the future.

The happiest time of the day for the hard-pressed Zhang Kai is to hide in his rat-infested 500 yuan January basement at night, dreaming of spring and autumn, and at this time, it is the peak of his life.

On this morning, Zhang Kai, who was rubbing his legs with a yellowed pillow from time to time, looked obscene, and had a harasser at the corner of his mouth from time to time, was woken up by a violent knock on the door. In line with the great hatred of noisy dreams like taking his wife, Zhang Kai was furious, reluctantly got up and opened the door, and asked with a hazy face: "Nima, who, let people sleep early in the morning." "I opened the door, looked at the door, and the middle-aged aunt with her hands on her waist and an angry face suddenly wilted." I, your landlord. Little cub, when will you pay your rent this month? ”

Zhang Kaiha bent his waist and said with a flattering face, "Hehehe, it's you, eldest sister, I'm not going to send you to the house in person in a few days, and this will let you go for nothing, how embarrassed." ”

"In a few days? Walk in vain? You said the same thing last week. I'll tell you Zhang Kai, tomorrow at the latest, if you don't pay the rent tomorrow, get out of here immediately, I don't have a shortage of tenants. Hum. The landlord's aunt crossed her waist with one hand and pointed at Zhang Kai's nose with the other and said angrily.

"Yes, yes, eldest sister, don't worry, I will definitely pay. Haha, you see that my house is too messy, so I won't invite you to sit down. You go slowly. Sending away the landlord who looked like Sister Feng, Zhang Kai closed the door weakly.

"Ya, it's only 500 yuan, urging and urging, you deserve to be an old virgin for a lifetime." Then Zhang Kai looked at his room again, touched his wallet, slapped himself with his backhand and said, "Ya, you can't pay 500 yuan, God, you deserve to be a single man for 27 years." ”

Scolding and scolding, after all, life has to go on. Zhang Kai stuffed himself with 2 slices of expired bread, drank saliva, put on his yellowed military coat and went out to earn the damn rent. Fortunately, a few days ago, Zhang Kai took a casual job, the work is not heavy, and he is free, that is, he posted small notes for the real estate company and sent small advertisements. 600 yuan a week, just enough to pay this month's rent.

In the capital in December, the temperature is a few degrees below zero. When he went out, he was blown by the cold wind, Zhang Kai's neck shrunk into the military coat that had not been changed for several years, and the collar was tightened with both hands. Wandering cautiously in the various districts of the capital, looking around from time to time, taking advantage of the inattention of the uncles and aunts of the building guards, they quickly stuffed small advertisements under the doors of each building. Dressed and behaved like a thief.

"Thief God, a penny is hard to beat a hero, you said that I am a college student, a talent, but I have been reduced to handing out leaflets everywhere, and I don't even know where lunch is. Oh my God, you're playing with me. Zhang Kai muttered, and stuffed another leaflet into the crack of the door.

"Then who, stop for me, what are you doing sneaking around."

Hearing a shout, Zhang Kai looked back and was immediately frightened, the doorman uncle of the community was rushing to him with a broom. If you are caught, you will have to pay a fine of 50 yuan. Nima, oh, if you don't run away, how can you have a penalty of 50 yuan for him. Unable to take care of his hungry and dizzy body, Zhang Kai used his hard work to participate in the 100-meter run when he was in college, and ran out of the staircase of the community with three times and five divided by two. Before he could breathe, he raised his head slightly, and suddenly saw a heavy object falling from his head, and when the height of the fall was only a few meters away from him, he saw clearly what it was with that 0.01 second reaction, Zhang Kai shouted out the last voice in this world, "I'm X, child." Then his face went black. The date is December 11, 2017. Let us observe a moment of silence for Zhang Kai.......

In the underworld, Niu Tou Ma Mian is leading Zhang Kai, who looks like a curious baby, to the mansion. "Brother Niu Tou, you said that the underworld is so big, so many people die in the yang world every day, won't you be tired of leading people back and forth all day long?"

"Brother Ma Mian, is the salary in your prefecture high? Is the welfare good, there is no shortage of people, or I will stay and help you. ”

"Brother Niutou, did you say that the Bodhisattva Jizo is busy, can I see it? I've always wanted to talk to adults, his hell is not empty and I don't enter the Buddha, he is really a role model for my generation, and I have always admired the Bodhisattva's ambition."

"Brother Ma Mian, the dungeon is gloomy, isn't there too much haze, your bad environment here is too bad, you have to improve it, otherwise your body will be sick."

"Brother Ma Mian ......"

Zhang Kai asked endlessly, feeling that he didn't hide the 100,000 why he had been hiding for 27 years.

"Shut up, say one more word, I'll cast a spell to block your mouth" The bull head and horse face next to him patted his head and roared, looking depressed I was defeated by you. What the hell is this, what the hell is wrong? When other ghosts arrived in the underworld, they were afraid of dying, and this unjust ghost was actually like visiting his own family yard, and from time to time he talked about it, and the environment of the underworld was good or bad, haze, and welfare. This is the underworld, Lao Tzu is the messenger of the soul, can you correctly understand your current situation. Fearing that Zhang Kai would attack again, Niu Tou Ma Mian cast a spell again to increase his speed and fly towards the judge.

"2 big brothers, slow down, I'm afraid of heights, fly slower and I'm weak." Zhang Kai shouted loudly.

In the Yama Palace, Zhang Kai was curiously observing the 18 dazzling orbs of light floating around the hall. In front of the sphere, dots of light are gathered into fonts such as "Earth One", "Earth Two", and "Earth Eighteen" representing the gate of the sphere. And the legendary judge is sitting on the judge's table with a dignified face. At this time, Zhang Kai actually had a lot of questions he wanted to ask, but he was afraid of being asked by him and silenced him.

While Zhang Kai observed the judge, the prefectural judge was also looking at Zhang Kai who was kneeling on the ground with a sad face, and then lowered his head to look at the spectrum of life and death, and then looked at the handheld data treasure representing "Earth No. 2", which was very embarrassing. Why, this ghost shouldn't be damned, he shouldn't have drunk so many sips today, and hooked Zhang Kai, who was originally the same name and same-sex Yangshou with the same name and 27 years of "Earth No. 3", into Zhang Kai of "Earth No. 2". It's nothing, it's a big deal to give him back the yang, but the key thing is that the body of the "Earth 2" has actually been cremated. How is this good, if Lord Hades knows that he made a mistake in his work because he was greedy for a cup, he will definitely be at the bottom of the ten halls of the assessment this month.

The bull head beside him looked at the judge with a worried expression, and suddenly Niu Brain came up with a way, leaned over and said in the judge's ear, "My lord, isn't Zhang Kai of Earth No. 3 also dead, and his soul has been hooked back, but the key is that his body is still there, otherwise send the soul of Zhang Kai of Earth No. 2 to Earth No. 3, and then ......"

When the prefectural magistrate heard this, his eyes couldn't help but light up and laughed, "Hahaha, okay, Niu Tou, your salary has been raised this month, and you have done a good job." Just do as you say. Come, take the treasure of Earth-2 and lead the soul. ”

The bull head said goodbye to the prefectural magistrate, and led the bewildered Zhang Kai to the gate marked "Earth No. 3" with a cheerful pace.

Who would have thought that the happier people are, the easier it is to be unlucky, the bull head held the palm treasure, and after losing the information, Zhang Kai pushed Zhang Kai into the gate of the third earth, and at the same time, his feet slipped, and the palm treasure in his hand was also thrown out. Niu Tou's face immediately turned black, and he shouted, "My January salary, Nima's salary has just risen, this hand shook and immediately went back....."