On a dark and windy night, the poor fat man had just finished a SPA and was about to go home on a certain day in 2019.

Unexpectedly, a lightning bolt in the sky was slashing at the tree beside him, and the fat man was almost scared to pee, and he secretly rejoiced when he squatted on the ground:

"This TM is fortunate to be the fat man's mechanism, otherwise this good guy is lightning, if it hits the fat man, I will be confused. ”

As soon as the words fell, he saw the big tree slowly tilting towards him, and in this hundredth of a second, the fat man stood up with a carp, and then lay on his side just to avoid the crushing of the big tree.

"What do you think? He's a fat man, and that's the real situation."

"The fat man moved one meter in two seconds to climb with a rolling belt, but he was hit by the branch of the big tree in the head. ”

In fact, the author doesn't want to complain, if the fat man didn't move, the branch would definitely not hit him. When the fat man woke up, he came to a certain continent, which is known as crossing.

The fat man has cultivated for 1,000 years on a continent to become an emperor, and he is preparing to live a happy life.

But history Oh is always similar to thunder, when he wakes up it is now, the earth calendar (2099 in the Gregorian calendar)

: "Zhang Xiaosan changed the dressing"

A nurse shouted Zhang Xiaosan's name at the door, and slowly walked in with a medicine plate in her hand.

Eh, Zhang Xiaosan is a fat man, haha, the name is very earthy.

"I said Miss Nurse, you are swollen and fat, I told you to call me fat, don't be a little three or three, it seems that there is no card at all"

"Just you, still fat, still handy, one meter 85 tall, 140 pounds, you tell me how to shout the fat word in your fat man"

The fat man glanced at himself, indeed, the body that was taken away this time was too "good", and it had nothing to do with the fat word a dime. But what to do, this name has been shouted for more than a thousand years, and it is going to be changed to a junior at this point?

No, he didn't agree, he swore to eat it.

"I said Miss Nurse, even if you don't call the fat man, don't call your old man a little three, I think I was ..... back then."

Before she finished speaking, she saw the nurse's little sister raise her eyebrows, her eyes were full of unfriendliness, and the temperature in the air seemed to have dropped by several degrees.

"Oh yes, Dr. Wang also told me to give you an injection to reduce inflammation, you wait."

After saying that, he turned around and walked out, and the destination nurse table.

At this time, the fat man knew that he had offended this young lady, and immediately came up with 100 strategies to deal with it.

However, this young lady is really good-looking, and she really can't get started, so she left a note and left, which reads:

"The green mountains do not change, the green water flows for a long time, we will have a period in the future, the person who settles the money: the fat man." ”

What 100 strategies, none of them are good for the upper plan. It's not a serious illness and he needs to be hospitalized, it's just that his head was hit by a branch and he fainted.

Looking back on all the things that I have traveled back into, I really can't understand: "What the hell is going on? Is it all a dream before? How have I lived these 1,000 years?"

Even if it's a dream, it should be 2019 when he wakes up, but today is the last day of 2099, although the fat man has Zhang Xiaosan's 18-year memory, he still can't figure it out, and the memory of these 18 years can only make him quickly adapt to this society.

Out of the gate of the hospital, I called a taxi, heh, this is not an ordinary taxi, the level of luxury is not the same...

In the taxi, he slowly digested Zhang San's memory.

Zhang Xiaosan's father's name is Zhang Xiyang, (don't ask, ask is also Zhang Xiyang) is an astronaut, flying alone to the earth and the moon, returning home once in 2 months, his mother and two sisters died in a car accident, and Xiaosan and his father depend on each other. In fact, if it weren't for the fat man who crossed back and took away Zhang Xiaosan's body, Zhang Xiyang might have lost even the last relative.

Back home, the fat man lay down on the bed, thinking carefully about everything that happened, and slowly entered the dream.

"Fat man, fat man, wake up." “

I heard someone shouting to me in a daze, but I really didn't open my eyes.

"Forget it, you're very ordinary now, no wonder you can't see me, go, take you to my place to sit down. “

"Brush"

"Brush"

Two pictures flashed in a row, and when he came to a glacier, the fat man slowly opened his eyes.

"This is my sister's, isn't this the place where the Ice Emperor is old and immortal, did I travel back again? I was in a taxi in the hospital before, and it was a dream at home?"

At this time, the fat man who was completely confused couldn't tell the difference between reality and environment.

"Fat man, it's okay, are you still adapting to the new environment?"

"Old man Bing, you come out for the fat man, what the hell is going on? You explain it to me clearly, otherwise I will burn your ice capital."

"Hey, young man, I've always been here, you can't see me, forget it, wait for me, I'll change my vest and come out." “

Hearing this, it is completely conceivable that this Ice Emperor, that is, the old man of ice in the mouth of the fat man, must be a joke.

The Ice Emperor condensed countless small particles from the air and threw himself in front of the fat man, this kind of scene would definitely be scared if it was replaced by ordinary people, but who is the fat man, he is also a dignified fat emperor, this kind of small scene is still not strange...

"Old man Bing, you can be regarded as showing up, if you don't show up, fat man, I really want to burn your ice capital. “

"Anyway, if you put the score in front of others, you still put the score in front of me, I know how much hair you have, if it weren't for me back then..."

The Ice Emperor was frightened and hurriedly stepped forward to cover the fat man's mouth and hurriedly said: "Fat master, I was wrong, I was wrong, can you not mention that fork in the matter, how many years have passed, I am old, save me some face, the other emperors must be eavesdropping." “

(Actually, it's not that the author doesn't want to say what it is, it's just that it hasn't been made up yet, hahaha, everyone who pays attention to the author will know sooner or later.) ）

"Hmph, it's good to know.. Hurry up and talk about how to get fat, how did I go back to Earth again..."

"Uh... Fat man, let me ask you first, do you remember the bet you made with her?"

"She? Which one is she?"

"It's just chasing and killing you for a hundred years, and then I can't find you, and I get angry and go back to the ..... above"

"Ahh Hunt me down for a hundred years!

"It's good if you remember......

"I traveled to Earth to have something to do with this dead?"

"I don't know what I'm doing..."

"No... I remember I drank too much that day, and then I went to sleep.

"I won't talk nonsense with you, I'm running out of time, fat man, listen well."

Helplessly, the fat man rolled his eyes.. Because he knew that the Ice Emperor in this state would not last long, so he had to calm down...

"Fat man, that woman has been chasing you for a hundred years without success, so come back and ask [Kill Order] to exile you to Earth, and then give you a mission...

"That is to lead the Earth to escape to the Guro Galaxy 10 light-years away in his lifetime, and continue the reproduction of human beings on Earth."

"You also know that no one can change the [Killing Order], of course, there are rewards and punishments for [Killing Order], as for the details, I'll tell you later."

"The earth is a planet where there is no way to cultivate, because there are no elements in the air that can be cultivated, whether it is internal force, spiritual power, vitality, or fighting energy, so the development of earth science and technology is very good."

"This is incomparable to other planets, but just half a year ago, a clue was found on it, an unknown thing, appeared around the earth, changed the air quality around the earth, I don't know if this change is good or bad."

"And the solar system where the earth is located is aging, and the burning of the sun will stop in a hundred years! That is, the sun will be extinguished in a hundred years, and the earth is the only living planet in the entire solar system, so send your salvation."

"By the way, investigate what that unknown object is..."

After saying a long series of words, the Ice Emperor took a deep breath...

"What? [Killing Order] This hasn't produced a single thing for 10,000 years, can that crazy girl invite it out? It's me, what the hell is it? A planet that can't cultivate takes them to escape to a place 10 light years away? Do you think it's a wandering earth? You think you can build a teleportation array? “

Indeed, this can't be done at all, let alone the whole earth, even the current fat man himself can't do it, and he also leads the whole earth, the most important thing is human life, the long is a hundred years, and the short is like Zhang Xiaosan's dead mother and sister.

As soon as he finished saying this, I saw the Ice Emperor take out something similar to a mobile phone from the ring, no, no, no, this is his brother's mobile phone, the Ice Emperor took out his mobile phone and opened WeChat and launched a voice in a group, the content was: "Hey, hey, hey, bosses, I conveyed the message, the fat man wants to refuse [release the killing order] The bosses can OVER him." “

To give up is to commit suicide...

After the Ice Emperor's voice fell for 10 seconds, it was just 10 seconds, all kinds of colorful auspicious clouds in the sky, all kinds of thunder and lightning, like a beautiful picture, don't make trouble, this is a picture of the fat man's life...

"Old man Bing, I want your life, when did I refuse?" I agree, I agree, bosses, I am executing the [killing order]. ”

Giving up the [Killing Order] is equivalent to giving up your life immediately, this is not a joke, the fat man who was almost scared immediately agreed to the content of the [Killing Order]. What are you kidding, even if you can't complete the [Killing Order], you still have a hundred years to live, and the fat man is not stupid....

"Hehe, fat man, I'll just say, this little thing will definitely not be difficult for you, and it will not be in vain for me to recommend you to the above." “

"What? it's you? xxoo, it turned out to be you, it's still a crazy woman, what else is chasing and killing, returning your daughter, and returning your stomach, it turns out that you are all a ghost, don't go, you wait for me." ”

As soon as the words fell, the Ice Emperor disappeared in place, as if he had always appeared, and he didn't even leave footprints.....

"Don't go, how can there be mobile phones and WeChat in this continent, forget it." “

"My dear fat man, do you think I want to? I was also forced. Where do you think I am better? You are executing the [Killing Order], I am the overseer [Killing Order], if you can't complete it, we will both have that, so we are one, I now store a wisp of spirit in your body, even if I support you this kind of general line." “

"You get out of here, what's the use of storing it in, you can't cultivate, it's just one more person to chat." “

"KAO, you think about it, it's not as required above, by the way, there are still some things to be handed over to you, in your ring, go out and look at it, don't say it, go back, it's 1 hour to the earth 2100 years, go to the New Year." “

"I've been your sister." “

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"Hahahahaha

"Haha...."

"Brothers, I saw the fat man's angry appearance..."

"Hahaha.". Adorable indeed.. This bureau that doesn't go to the eldest sister's head...."

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A group of old men laughed evilly in the sky, if the fat man could see it, he would definitely say: You old men are very bad.

Breaking open his eyes and thinking about everything that just happened, the fat man who suddenly realized that he had no choice but to accept the reality, after all, it was [Killing Order] No one wants to choose to die immediately.

Looking at the watch, there are still 10 minutes left until the year 2100, and the fat man who accepts the reality is seriously thinking about how to spend the rest of the time, whether to spend the second half of his body happily, or to seriously implement the [Killing Order] He hesitated and couldn't pay attention, and a voice startled him.

"Don't hesitate, fat man, [release the killing order] is not child's play, when you choose, even if you have the intention not to implement the [killing order], you will die, don't think that you can spend your old age in peace, that does not exist." “

"You old man really deposited it, fat man, I use you to teach, I'm just testing you, well, the execution must be executed." “

：“.....“

The Ice Emperor said secretly: "Trick the ghost, I don't know you yet." ”

"Okay, fat man, I've decided, I'm going to seriously implement the [killing order] I'm going to save the earth, hahahahahaha." ”

The fat man, who was finally relieved, shouted: "I, Hu Hansan, are back again, haha"