Shen Zhou said with a smile: "Brother Besides, he has returned from his adventure and gained a lot, can you tell you what you have seen and heard, as well as your adventure process." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"yes, I'd like to hear that too. Yu Zhengnan applauded in agreement.

Everyone is staring at the situation, this is the will, so I can't stop talking about it.

Besides, he drank another glass of wine, and then began to tell the story according to the script that had been cut and arranged in his heart.

Besides, starting from the beginning, it was said that he and Zhou Dingcheng came to a big mountain, and somehow separated, and then he got lost, so he had to walk alone in the chaotic forest.

He didn't know if he had walked for a few days and nights, or a day and a night, but finally found himself in another mountain, much like a primeval forest. He continued walking, and at dawn he found a town, which was the mountain town of Xiao Nier's hometown.

"It's all the same, how can you get lost so much, how many people are lost in the mountains, let the tiger and wolf eat, and then the brother will find a beautiful woman as soon as he gets lost. Su Qing said with emotion.

He is really infatuated with Xiao Nier, just like Tang Bohu is obsessed with Qiu Xiang, but although he is cynical, he does not have Tang Bohu's madness, and he can still control himself.

"Don't talk nonsense, listen to what my brother says. Shen Zhou slapped him lightly.

Besides, he seriously talked about his going to Xiao's house for breakfast on credit, which was his trouble, but he was most willing to talk about it, and others were also the most willing to listen, and every time he talked about it, it could cause laughter.

Sure enough, everyone listened to it with relish, and Wen Zhengchen said with a smile: "The down-and-out prince meets the poor girl, how does this look like the plot in a novel, not like what really happened." ”

"What he said is true, not a word is false. Shaw testified at another table.

Shen Zhou said with a smile: "There are living witnesses here, and if it is fake, it will be reported immediately." ”

Qiu Xiang asked loudly at the other table, "Master Shen, what do you mean, besides, the young master will still make up nonsense?"

Everyone laughed, this is a bone in an egg, Shen Zhou said that, not to suspect it, but to tell a lie. However, Qiu Xiang is picky, everyone is willing to listen, with the participation of beauties, the wine is more fragrant, and the man's wine is stronger.

Yun Sisi still couldn't help but reprimand softly: "Qiu Xiang, don't be big or small." ”

Shen Zhou smiled: "It's okay, I just like Miss Qiuxiang and I are no big or small, if Miss Qiuxiang can pick me a few beards, I will die beautiful." ”

Wen Bin just drank a glass of wine into his mouth, and it all squirted out, almost choking, pointing at Shen Zhou and smiling: "Old Shen, today you are the oldest, a little reserved, okay, where are outsiders, don't make people laugh." ”

He was referring to those foreign maids, and sure enough, these little girls were snickering, this was the first time to see the demeanor of these old masters and young masters so closely, and it turned out that they also had such an unbearable side.

Shen Zhou and Tang Bohu are not very old, why are they called masters, not because they have high status, but because they can only be called masters without their fathers. Otherwise, you are sixty or seventy years old, and as long as your father is in the hall, you can only be called a young master. These two are fatherless people, and they are automatically promoted to masters. This is prescribed by the law of etiquette.

"Jokes, in the whole Wuzhong, from the prefect to the mortal Shu, who dares to laugh at me Shen Zhou. Shen Zhou said proudly.

"Why not, Brother Bohu dares. Su Qing said slowly.

"Oh, that's what he dares, he's more different, an exception. ”

Yu Zhengnan was anxious to hear the story, so he knocked on the wine glass: "Quiet, everyone is so good to listen to the brother and brother, if there is any more indiscriminate interference, three glasses of wine will be punished." ”

Immediately, everyone fell silent.

Besides, he continued to talk about his practice of medicine in a mountain town, this paragraph is very necessary, it can explain why he did not starve to death outside, and then mixed very beautifully, his family has been a doctor for generations, everyone knows this, and it naturally makes sense.

Shen Fang sighed with emotion: "This is really a family with a daughter, it is better to have a skill." Those of us who can't resist on our shoulders, can't lift our hands, and only understand Zi Yue Shiyun, if we change positions with our brothers, I'm afraid we will starve to death. ”

"No, I have been a scholar for a hundred years, the Son of Heaven is heavy on articles, there will be no starvation of literati, as long as you have a pen and a piece of paper, you can find food and live wherever you go. Su Qing said.

"That is, half a piece of Xiucai's love paper, as long as you find the same kind, you can have food and shelter. Shen Zhou said with a smile.

"You don't have to be afraid, Lao Shen, as long as you draw a picture, it's enough for you to drink wine for three years. ”

"As you have just said, we will all starve to death. Xiao Nier suddenly said something startled at the other table.

"Ah, how come?" Yu Zhengnan said in surprise.

"Ask him, I won't say. Xiao Nier pointed to the situation.

Besides, he smiled: "That's true, that mountain town is an isolated environment, and literati are really useless." ”

Wen Bin said: "I'm talking about being in an independent environment, haven't you lived there for a while?"

Besides, he nodded, and then explained the meaning of Xiao Nier's words.

The mountain town is full of illiterate people, only know the mountain gods, do not know that there is Confucius in the world, and do not know that there are Buddhas, Guanyin, Laozi Zhuangzi, so Xiucai's pen and ink there can't be exchanged for a meal.

"Is there such a place in the world?"

"Really, there is only one Xiucai in the town, and he is also a complete layman, even if he knows that there is a holy teacher, he has long forgotten about it, and there is only one word in his mind: money. Besides, he laughed.

"I really don't know if there is a Han, let alone Wei and Jin. Besides, brother, are you sure you didn't break into the Peach Blossom Spring?" Shen Zhou looked incredulous.

He is talking about Tao Qian's famous article "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring", the people who escaped the war and hid in it at the end of the Qin Dynasty didn't even know the existence of the Han Dynasty, where did they know what Wei and Jin were.

"But the people in the Peach Blossom Garden also know Confucius, Laozi, Zhuangzi, Mencius, at most, they don't know the Buddha Guanyin. "Yu Zhengnan Road.

Everyone thinks about it, people in the last years of the Qin Dynasty must know the hundred schools of thought, and they will never even know Confucius and Menglaozhuang, only the Buddha was introduced when Emperor Ming of the Han Dynasty, and some people say that it was passed in at the beginning of the Han Dynasty, and one of Liu Bang's brothers, King Chu, likes to sacrifice to Futu, which should be the transliteration of the Buddha.

"Miss Xiao, besides, what my brother said is true?" Shen Zhou asked Xiao Nier for confirmation.

"Master Shen, what do you mean, just now you said that you wouldn't suspect Young Master Guo. Qiu Xiang stood up again to support the situation.

Besides, she blocked the next game for her just now, and her return was immediate. As for the size with these old masters and young masters, she doesn't care, they don't care about these when they make fun of her.

Where does Qiu Xiang know, these old men and young masters want her to be big or small, male or female, the more unsuccessful the joke, the better, the more casual the better, any beard and hair can be pulled, and if you can grab a little hand, it will be beautiful.

For Qiu Xiang, no one doesn't hope, no one doesn't admire, it's just that no one is as crazy as Tang Bohu. The point is that Qiu Xiang doesn't pretend to them at all, and everyone is willing to have this fun.

"Of course it's true, where we are, no one knows this, so your words and paintings are not worth a penny at all, and they really can't be exchanged for a meal, of course, we have good hearts in the mountains, and we won't starve to death to foreigners. If you go, say that you are friends and make sure that you will be offered up one by one. Xiao Nier said seriously.

"Besides, my brother has such a high status there, no wonder he can pick up the Oiran and return home. Su Qing Zelang said with a smile.

Pomegranate heard this, but his face changed slightly, and he was suddenly shocked in his heart, looking at Pomegranate, Pomegranate raised his glass and said coldly: "Congratulations, young master." Then he drank it all.

"Say less and you'll die. Wen Bin jumped under the table and kicked Su Qingze.

"What's the matter, did I say the wrong thing?" Su Qing pretended to be puzzled.

He asked knowingly, the sentence just now was sincere, but he was jealous for no reason because of his admiration for Xiao Nier, so he deliberately made it bad, wanting to anger the pomegranate, and sure enough, the trick was sold.

"It's okay, maybe I'm not good at words, everyone hears it in a fog. Besides, he pretended to be calm, and he also knew in his heart that Su Qing could not have deep friendships.

Su Qing showed his true face and it was a fortunate thing to be happy, testing a person's face with trivial things, the cost was very low, and it was worth it.

Xiao Nier didn't hear Su Qingze's voice, and couldn't help but tell the story of being treated as a god by the villagers. Everyone laughed again, and the unpleasant episode just now passed.

"This is really a sweet orange that surpasses Huainan and becomes a man, and it surpasses Huaibei to become a god. Wen Zhengchen said with a smile.

"Wonderful right, although the battle is not neat, the implication is clever, and it should be revealed. Wen Bin smiled, and then raised his glass and drank dry.

Next, he talked about running a school in a mountain town, the intention was to resonate with everyone, to gain the approval of the gentry class in Wuzhong, and lay the groundwork for the smooth running of a righteous school in Suzhou, which was also explained by Chen Musa.

The reaction provoked by this incident was exactly the opposite, which was also unexpected.

Shen Zhou took the lead in attacking: "Brother Guo, you quickly punish yourself for three cups." ”

Besides, he was stunned: "What's wrong." Did I say something wrong or did I do something wrong?"

"Of course you did something wrong, it's easy to have such a chaotic place that has not been chiseled, but you use knives and axes indiscriminately to carve out chaos, aren't you the biggest sinner in the world?"

"Besides, you're very wrong. Even Wen Bin, who had always disagreed with him, reproached.

Yu Zhengnan said: "When I read Zhuangzi, every time I read the fable of chiseling chaos, I was full of emotion, I didn't expect that there really existed in this kind of chaotic unchiseled place under the world, and there were really sinners like my brother who chiseled chaos. ”

The allusion to chaos in the Zhuangzi goes like this:

The emperor of the South China Sea is a man, the emperor of the North Sea is a sudden, and the emperor of the center is chaos. When you meet in a chaotic place, chaos treats you very well. He and Su conspired to repay the virtue of chaos, saying: "Everyone has seven tricks, and they eat and breath with hearing and hearing, which is unique, try to chisel it." "

One day chisels, seven days and chaos death.

Among them, chaos represents the state of time sharing the beginning of heaven and earth, hence the name chaos, these emperors are of course metaphors, not really central, southeast, northwest and northwest emperors.

Shen Fang also smiled and said: "That's it, besides, the brother is the one who is the one and the other, and the mountain town is the chaos of the Central Emperor, and the brother feels the kindness of the mountain town to himself, so he thinks about repaying it, but he didn't expect it to be a random chisel of the seven tricks, and then it can only be chaos death." Besides, brother, who are you not a sinner?"