Special Chapter: Happy June 1st, cuteness is justice
1.
Yun Cining wore it back again, and she wore it until she was five years old. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
She was woken up by the cry of the little fart, the voice of the little farts seemed to be in her ears, and she was about to raise her hand to cover his mouth, but when she raised her hand, she saw her short arm.
Yun Yuning was stunned for a moment, sat up from the bed, and looked around.
There were about two dozen beds neatly arranged in the room, and on each bed lay a child about the same size as himself.
The crying of the children next to him was so loud that the teacher was attracted to him, and all the children got up from the bed, and more than 20 pairs of eyes stared at the little fart who was crying loudly, and they cried together when they watched it, and the room suddenly cried.
Finally, a teacher who was resting and vacant coaxed for a long time to let these little fart children fall asleep again, and among the more than 20 little fart children, only Yun Yuning and another child sat on the bed in a daze and picked their feet to watch the play.
2.
Yun Chenning felt that his three views had been subverted again, and he originally wanted to stay well in ancient times, but he came back, but he was a little uncomfortable.
When eating dinner, each little fart child has to serve the soup by himself, fortunately, it is the kindergarten where Yun Chening has stayed before, and she is quite familiar, and dinner is often lotus seed porridge and buns and the like, and she knows where to serve the soup.
Before he took Tang Yun, he felt that there was a gaze staring at him, and when he turned his head, he looked, hey, it was the little kid who was watching the play like himself at noon.
Walking from side to side, like an uncle, a yellow T-shirt with a SpongeBob SquarePants printed on it.
I don't know how long he has been following him, Yun Porcelain Ning fixed his eyes, "You are Xiao Huang ****?"
"I'm a little yellow chicken...... Ah, little white porcelain. ”
3.
Since then, everyone knows that the SpongeBob SquarePants who dragged 2580,000 also has a nickname called Little Yellow Chicken, and every day Little Yellow Chicken Little Yellow Chicken is called.
Feng Jue is probably used to being called by Yun Porcelain Ning before, and she is not annoyed, June 1st is coming, the teacher said to prepare a program, what is June 1st? Feng Jue doesn't know, there is also this thing on Children's Day?
Cut, let this king celebrate Children's Day, it's a joke, a joke within a joke!
There are no tigers in the mountains, and the monkeys are kings.
When the teacher was away, Feng Jue stepped on the plastic chair with one of her short legs and said, "I don't want to act in a drama!"
Before he finished speaking, his clothes were thrown in his face by Yun Chenning.
With a bang, Feng Jue, who was still proud just now, fell on all fours.
4.
Yun Porcelain Ning is out of school.
But at this time, she had no home and didn't know where to go or back, so she wandered the streets.
Feng Jue followed behind Yun Cining like a fart.
The sound of sticks could be heard in the silent streets.
Hey, I actually met a fight. Yun Chenning still couldn't change the problem of liking to join in the fun, so she pulled Feng Jue to hide in the corner and watch.
Inside the street, two groups of little boys are waving sticks in their hands.
"I can't learn to fight at such a young age...... Hmmm......"
"What's the sound?!" The little fat man's body and fat ears were quite sensitive, and as soon as he turned his head, he looked at Yun Chening and Feng Jue, but fortunately, Feng Jue quickly dragged her back, and continued to look secretly.
5.
It turns out that two groups of little kids are fighting over the slide in the kindergarten.
The head of a wave of little children was a little boy in a red sweatshirt, older than them, not in the same class as Yun Chenning.
What to say is that piece of feng shui treasure, and it is an extremely suitable place for contact.
Shenjing Bing, who the is contacting next to the slide, they are too many police and gangster movies. Yun Cining thought so in his heart.
Before I finished thinking about it, I saw that the two sides attacked at the same time, and the few children on the opposite side didn't seem to have any attack power at all, on the other hand, the red sweatshirt, the wooden stick in his hand was like a spear, not to mention more than six.
On the side of the red sweatshirt, a big rock smashed into the head of the red sweatshirt out of thin air.
"Major General, be careful!"
"Poof-" Yun Chening almost fell and ate, the red sweatshirt is her brother?
6.
The two groups of little children were inseparable, and in the end, I don't know who reported the letter, and the principal of the kindergarten came.
As soon as he came, he found Feng Jue and Yun Chenning hiding behind the wall, hugged Feng Jue with a handful of snot and tears, and shouted: "Wu'er...... I've finally found you. ”
Oh, it turned out to be His Majesty the Emperor.
Later, Yun Porcelain Ning found Wen Yin, Yan You, Lin Yuan, and Feng Ling in another class......
Wen Yin is a member of the Literature and Art Committee, and this time the two of them are going to put out a show together, that is, to act in a drama, what kind of drama is playing, "The Little Crocodile Who Dare Not Open His Mouth".
In fact, it's not a drama, it's just a story adaptation.
To be honest, Feng Jue felt that this story was simply nonsense.
How can a crocodile and a little yellow chicken make friends?
7.
The original role was Yun Cining playing the little yellow chicken, and Feng Jue playing the little crocodile, but I didn't expect that the little yellow chicken costume was bought one size bigger, and the little crocodile costume was bought one size smaller, so the two of them just changed over.
Yun Porcelain Ning rolled on the ground with a smile, and the little yellow chicken really became a little yellow chicken.
The little crocodile's parents, parents and friends all persuaded the little crocodile to eat the little yellow chicken, the following sentence is Yun Chenning's line, I saw her flicking the crocodile tail like a penguin swaying left and right on the stage, "No wonder when I am with the little yellow chicken, my stomach always growls......"
Then there were really two "coo", and she still had a megaphone around her waist, not to mention how obvious the "coo" sound was.
Inside the auditorium, a burst of laughter erupted, and the tears of laughter of the originally sleepy parents were about to come out.
"Don't blame me, it's all the pot of the megaphone. Yun Corning touched her stomach very aggrievedly because she didn't have enough to eat because of the rehearsal.
Xiao Bai Porcelain forced himself to be calm on his face, and continued to read: "The saliva is always flowing. After saying that, he deliberately snorted, and the laughter on the stage became even louder.
8.
The little yellow chicken was looking for the little crocodile to play, and the little crocodile wanted to eat the little yellow chicken, but he kept holding back and didn't speak, and was mistaken for being rude by the little yellow chicken.
It was Feng Jue's turn to say the lines, and it was written in the script, "He pecked the little crocodile vigorously with his little pointed mouth": "Impolite guy, I won't play with you anymore." ”
Wen Yin said that the hat of the costume has a small pointed mouth on it, and it is good to lower your head when you act.
However, Feng Jue laughed at this time, approached Yun Chening, and wanted to hug her, but the two little short hands were too short, and Yun Chening was wearing thick clothes, so she couldn't hold her.
The drama is coming to an end, and the eyes of the parents are focused on the little yellow chicken and the little crocodile.
In the spotlight, the little yellow chicken hat just blocked the little crocodile's face and dropped a kiss on her face.
"Po~"
Feng Jue covered his fisted face and said very aggrievedly: "Don't blame me, it's all the pot of the megaphone!"
"I'm not a rude guy, I'm a stupid guy who makes friends with little yellow chickens. Yun Cining finished the last line with a hot face, and bent down for a curtain call.