005 Masami, you're going to have some dog food

"I endured humiliation and was forced to make a false deal with this girl." Bai Xiaoqi also hummed, if the dog had an expression, his current expression was very annoyed, "What's the solution?" Since we haven't found our way all night today, and we can't go back to Yamen, we need a safe place to discuss and think. ”

"If you want to think, you have to have a brain." Hei Xiaohachi closed his eyes.

He usually thinks about things like this, but he forgets that he is a cat now, and it is a kitten, and when he loses his sight in front of him, his body loses balance, and the whole cat tilts to the side and falls on its back.

Bai Xiaoqi laughed wildly, but to normal humans, it was a whining sound coming from the puppy's throat.

"No wonder your surname is white." Hei Xiaoba looked at his partner with a look of pity, "Idiot! ”

"Lao Tzu's surname is Xie, you don't know! It's obviously that chick who made up the name! "Bai Xiaoqi is big.

"If the road is gone, something must have happened. Does your last name matter in comparison? Hei Xiaoba straightened the topic, and the kitten's face was full of seriousness and sadness, and he frowned tightly for him.

"Doesn't it matter?" Bai Xiaoqi was stunned, and then patted Hei Xiaoba's head with a big grin, "Anyway, it's useless to be anxious, let's go and take a look after dark today, maybe it's just a malfunction." You also know that for many years without incident, the pawns in charge of guarding will inevitably slack. ”

"I always feel that something is wrong...... Hei Xiaoba frowned, "Life and death, reincarnation is constant, how many things do you have to stage every day?" But when we went to find our way, did you see anything unusual? ”

"It's so quiet, there's no stuck." Bai Xiaoqi shook his head, "It's really strange, usually that road is very crowded." ”

"Something must have happened......"

"Even if something big happens, it's useless for you to be in a hurry now, you can only watch it at night." Bai Xiaoqi scratched his ears with his dog paws, "I'm just curious, when the sun comes out today, we don't have a lot of time, why are we attached to these two little things?" In the blink of an eye, I didn't have time to react, and when I came back to my senses, I returned to my place, and when I raised my eyes, I saw the girl who hit the two of us. ”

Hei Xiaoba was also puzzled, "This time I came out, and it was strange everywhere. ”

"But that's not very important." Bai Xiaoqi stroked his belly again, "The most urgent question is: Lao Tzu is a righteous god, he hasn't been hungry for tens of thousands of years, but now he is so hungry that he is close to his heart, what should I do?" ”

Hei Xiaoba rolled his eyes, and his worry turned into annoyance.

Coincidentally, I saw Xin Huohuo bring two small bowls over, and inside were soaked kittens and puppies wolf. He couldn't help but sarcastically say, "Then the righteous god, you will just eat some dog food!" ”

As soon as Bai Xiaoqi turned around, the bowl of dog food was almost buckled in his face. He tried desperately to dodge, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell and crawled. Now, it was Hei Xiaoba's turn to laugh. But in the blink of an eye, he couldn't laugh, because Xin Huohuo was so enthusiastic that he planned to feed him cat food, so startled that he turned around and ran.

"People are cat and dog wars, you two are teaming up to fight with me, right? Let you eat, you don't have to run for your life, right? Soon, Xin Huohuo was out of breath.

These two little things are small and weak, but their bodies are very flexible. They were too petite, and she didn't dare to use any strength to catch them, so the feeding operation ended in failure.

"Damn, I'm a god! Eating human food is to put down your body, let me eat dog food? No way! ”

"Who just said that all beings are equal? When you are a dog, you have to eat dog food. ”

Bai Xiaoqi roared, and Hei Xiaoba said cool words.

But these are all in Xin Huohuo's ears, meow meow.

However, she keenly felt that these two were not playing with her, but really resisting, and couldn't help scratching her head, "I don't know if things will starve to death, do you know?" Cat food and dog food can best meet your nutrition, don't be picky eaters! Also, I tell you, I won't buy milk lambs and canned food, it's expensive. Your master, I am a standard poor person, you better be a little conscious! Finally, try to place the bowl in front of both of them.

It's rare, the movements and expressions of the two small ones are exactly the same, don't overdo it, just one left and one right. The two have cooperated for thousands of years and have a natural tacit understanding. That body language couldn't be clearer: I'd rather starve to death than eat!

"Ah, be more patient with me? Hmph, I can't stand people comparing me to this! I ignore you, I really ignore you, see if you are hungry or not! Xin Huohuo also lit a fire, shining on the heads of the two little things, each lightly slapped him, and then put the small bowl on the ground and flashed.

"She hit me!" Bai Xiaoqi was so angry that he complained, "A mortal, beating the righteous gods!" ”

"You bite her." Hei Xiaoba had an indifferent face, "Being a dog is also a little bit of a dog's consciousness." ”

"Then why don't you scratch her?" Bai Xiaoqi glared angrily at his partner, and then suddenly became happy again, "Lend me your meat pad to play, I have touched it before, and the kitten's paw pad is soft." That feel ......."

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" Hei Xiaoba scolded in a low voice and walked towards the house.

At this time, Xin Huohuo was preparing to eat breakfast.

Her breakfast is extremely simple, occasionally bought outside, usually white porridge with white boiled eggs. The restaurant manages a dinner, and she usually saves lunch and only eats breakfast and dinner, so that the cost of living can be squeezed to the minimum. When the electric pot is set the night before, the porridge will be automatically cooked in the morning.

At this time, she pretended to be busy, but in fact, she was stunned to listen to the movement outside. When I saw the black plush walking over quietly, and the white plush followed behind with a confused look, I couldn't help but feel a little proud.

Xin Huohuo tried to put on a serious appearance of everyone: What are you doing?

Black Hachi: ......

Bai Xiaoqi: ......

Xin Huohuo: If you don't behave, I will ignore you! Go to the penalty station!

Black Hachi: ......

Bai Xiaoqi: ......

Xin Huohuo: Silent, right? Go and eat your rations, or you will not be reconciled.

While pretending to be fierce, she filled a bowl of porridge and knocked open the shell of the white water egg, but she opened her mouth three times and closed it again three times. Because these two little ones didn't say a word, they just looked at her, looked at her, looked at her, and looked at her with an attitude of wanting to see her grow old and see her to death, just look at her like this.

I can't stand it!

"What a defeat to you!" She was depressed, how could she eat if she was stared at like this, "What the hell are you going to do?" A little bit of a good indication is it okay? I don't know cat language or dog language, so I don't know what you mean. ”

The black and white furball continued to pretend to be deep, staring at her almost affectionately...... Belch...... Table?

"You want to eat human food?" She finally realized something, stood up, and held out her hand.

Neither of them dodged.

So she carried them to the table, ran to get the little plates, and poured into them the milk she was willing to drink once the next day.

When he landed, two hairballs squeezed over, almost grabbing food, and the black and white hairs were curled like a Taoist yin and yang diagram. After drinking dish after plate, and finally eating an egg yolk, he sighed when he was full of wine.

"I can see it, I raised two little ancestors." Xin Huohuo devoured the remaining egg whites fiercely, ending this chicken-dog-jumping breakfast.