Chapter 300: Black Humor

Cheng Xiaoyu invited Duanmu Linsha to have dinner with the girls in their dormitory on Friday night, during which he looked at Ren Jing a few more times and thought that this world was really small, but he didn't expect that she was still Li Minghui's cousin, but Cheng Xiaoyu didn't mention anything about Pei Yanchen at all.

After dinner, Cheng Xiaoyu took a taxi home, firstly because there was nothing to do at school, and secondly, because there were too many things that he was inconvenient to deal with in the dormitory.

When he got home, Cheng Xiaoyu went directly into the studio, first logged in to the whisper of poison, and found that the bomb he dropped in whispering last time was like a stone sinking into the sea, and no one in the well-known singer had any one to pick him up, and the message under his whisper was either a fan or a troll, but some ninth-rate singers with only tens of thousands of fans wanted to fight for a position @him, but Cheng Xiaoyu was naturally not interested when he saw that he was far worse than him.

Cheng Xiaoyu was calm when he saw that everyone in the singer circle was calm, after all, it was not like modern poets who were igniting at one point, so he tapped a soft word on the keyboard, announced that he would upload a new song a few hours later, and said, "This is the first time to write and sing a song of the Chinese bitter love song type, I hope it will not force other Chinese singers to have no way to live." ”

The staff of the whispering network has been focusing on this living Lei Feng who has worked tirelessly and silently to attract popularity for the whispering network, and Cheng Xiaoyu has died down during this period of time, which also makes them anxious.

Cheng Xiaoyu casually glanced at the fans' messages after posting the trailer, basically saying that the sales of the "Idol Project" exceeded two million in a single week, and Cheng Xiaoyu wanted Cheng Xiaoyu to fulfill the promise of two more free.

Among them, Cheng Xiujing also naughty @ him and left a message saying, "What about the good plus and free?" followed by a mouth snickering expression, and the fans of this whispered good thing have been liked almost a million times.

Cheng Xiaoyu smiled when she saw this, and @ Cheng Xiujing shamelessly replied: "That's free for a limited time!

As for the other messages, Cheng Xiaoyu really didn't have time to read them carefully, and began to prepare for the post-production work of the recorded audio track, this time it was "Black Humor", and six songs had been uploaded to Poison's account before, among which "In the Name of the Father", "Three Years and Two Classes", "Lady", "Nunchuck" belong to the RNB style with rap, which is the iconic and unique style of Poison in this world. "SH1943" belongs to the RNB, while "Sunny Day" belongs to the pop ballad.

In order to enrich the composition of the whole album. He has to add other styles of music to it, but he doesn't plan to release the big killer of Huaxia style at the moment, he plans to keep it in use on the next album, and what he wants to upload today is "Black Humor" is a model of Zhou's bitter love songs.

As for the celebration ceremony of the "Idol Project" the day after tomorrow, he does not plan to go. Because it is said that many journalists were invited to watch the ceremony, Cheng Xiaoyu himself did not want to live in the spotlight. He invited the members of the "Guilty Crown" to eat hairy crabs.

Cheng Xiaoyu sat in front of the computer and sent a text message to his exclusive editor, Liu Bin, saying that the new song would be updated in about three or four hours. Liu Bin is also helpless against a willful master like Cheng Xiaoyu, and there is almost no other way than to cooperate with him, after all, the other party has entered the level of no desire and no desire. But he still replied with grievances, "My little ancestor, next time you upload a new song, can you not make a surprise attack?"

Cheng Xiaoyu immediately sent a crying face and returned, "Then I'll change one song a month, just make up an album a year, and I can rest for two months." ”

Liu Bin could only type out a row of dots, followed by "Uncle, I'm afraid of you, your old man is updated at any time, and we are ready at any time." ”

Cheng Xiaoyu replied with a dead face, "Hahaha, okay." Actually, one album a year is pretty good!"

Liu Bin didn't pick up this stubble and returned to "Add today's song." You've got seven songs, why don't you write three and release an album first? ”

Cheng Xiaoyu didn't hesitate to return directly, "Forget it, it's mid-October now, and there are still two months to enter the moment of album sales settlement, and the timing of the album is not good now, I'll wait for next year." In fact, he just hopes to give up all the limelight to the "Idol Project" this year.

Liu Bin thinks about it, according to the speed of poison's songs, there is indeed not enough time this year, not to mention that there are still three songs left to make an album. It will take a lot of time to build momentum, print, and publicize, and it will be too late if you want to hit the awards season. So I went back to "yes, then I'll do the preparatory work first." Sue me before you upload a new song. ”

Cheng Xiaoyu replied, "Okay." "I put down my phone and started post-production with ease.

The arrangement of "Black Humor" is not complicated, and it is simple piano lay-out. Entering the chorus and adding drums and violins, this is too pediatric for Cheng Xiaoyu, who has completed the post-production of complex arrangements such as "Three Years and Two Classes" and "In the Name of the Father".

This song is difficult to sing, many people in the previous life seriously underestimated Dong Chou's singing skills, although it is not as good as the top singers, but it is really not as unbearable as everyone slanders. This "Black Humor" is one of the songs that is more difficult to sing but is not noticed. Its treble must be perfected to HighC, so ordinary people may not have a concept, but as long as Zhang Yusheng's "Sea" is of the same level, maybe everyone will understand.

The singing of "Black Humor" is especially difficult in breath control, and the continuous high notes of the chorus are a great test of breath, and many people feel that they can sing it, and the pitch is very good. But in fact, it is not enough to reach the position of the treble, but also to maintain a steady dìng, and use skills to sing a crying voice, in order to accurately convey emotions. (Zeng Yiming's version, you can listen to it)

Cheng Xiaoyu worked in the studio for three or four hours, and finally finished the post-production, sent a text message to Liu Bin, and began to upload. The operation was completed in dozens of seconds, Cheng Xiaoyu rubbed his somewhat sour eyes, turned off the computer and prepared to go upstairs to sleep.

Walking out of the studio, Cheng Xiaoyu unconsciously glanced at Su Yuxi's dark room, the "Idol Project" has a singing club in Rongcheng, the capital of Sichuan Province, tomorrow morning, they took an evening flight to Rongcheng and will not come back tonight.

When Cheng Xiaoyu washed his face and was lying in bed at night and was just about to sleep, he received a text message from Xu Qinning, "Have you slept?"

Cheng Xiaoyu lay in the thin quilt, turned off the light, and returned, "Sleep." "In the darkness, there was only the glimmer of the mobile phone screen.

Xu Qinning replied quickly, "You are too distracted by what you said about this lie, you didn't answer well, come again!" So Xu Qinning only sent another message, "Have you slept?"

Cheng Xiaoyu silently replied with a row of dots.

Xu Qinning made a frantic expression and said, "What do you mean by a little bit?"

"Oh, I'm asleep snoring. ”

"Cheng Xiaoyu, if you don't answer me seriously, our gambling contract will be invalidated!"

Cheng Xiaoyu naturally didn't think that Xu Qinning was the one who wanted to repay the debt, and besides, did she need to make an excuse to repay the debt? ”

"Hehe, don't use the agitation method on this girl, I'll really pay the bill. ”

"Huh!"

"Cheng Xiaoyu, warn you not to be at me. I hate it when people treat me the most. Xu Qinning's text message was followed by a row of angry expressions.

"I'm sending it, not hehe!" Cheng Xiaoyu is naturally familiar with this kind of nonsense.

"Is there a difference?"

"Heh! It's Gao Leng who expresses contempt, hehe, it's ** pretending to be B, as for hehehehehehehe

"Cheng Xiaoyu, you remember for me! The gambling contract is invalid!"

"Hehe, I'm not joking! or I'll tell you a joke, or if you don't laugh, I'll lose. ”

Xu Qinning saw that Cheng Xiaoyu also sent the word "hehe" in his text message, so he was a little satisfied, and returned to "Quasi-playing." ”

Cheng Xiaoyu thought for a while and replied to a classic paragraph: "Concubine: Your Majesty, Zheng He peeked at the slave's house taking a bath."

Emperor: Damn, someone will cut down the ****** of Zheng He, a thief!

The guards cut off the emperor's ******, and then asked, "Where are the thieves?"

Xu Qinning saw that Cheng Xiaoyu made a joke that was cut ******, and felt more and more that there was something wrong with him, and he didn't make a sound for a long time.

Cheng Xiaoyu saw that Xu Qinning didn't reply for a long time, and directly texted, "I want to see you wearing nurse clothes, maid clothes, cat girl clothes, and flight attendant clothes." ”

Xu Qinning gritted her teeth, and made up her mind to straighten Cheng Xiaoyu back to "That's it?"

Cheng Xiaoyu was a little surprised by Xu Qinning's cheerfulness, and a little regretted that he didn't say a few more uniforms, but he could only reply generously, "That's it." ”

"Okay, meet you. (To be continued.) )