Chapter 3: I forgot my number
After returning home, Su's father took the initiative to tell his wife about his son's successful accosting of a beautiful woman on the road, Su's mother took a look and patted her son's shoulder, "My son has grown up, and my mother is very pleased." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Seeing that his wife didn't believe that he was in a hurry, Su's father said to Su Wang, "Hurry up and make it clear to your mother, son, tsk, then the girl left in an Audi." Audi, Lao Tzu has driven a car all his life, and I drove it once last time Lao Wang's son got married, what a good car......"
As for driving a good car, he said that Sansu looked at the sharp eyes, and saw the word hydration from the gap in the beauty's hand, thinking that this girl was in a hurry, but the little man was obviously frightened by the pepper sprayer in the beauty's hand, and said viciously, "Shut your mouth." ”
Seeing that the plan was accomplished, the beauty did not borrow the slope to get off the donkey, but said again, "You go down, it's not easy for other uncles and aunts, so I won't spray you." ”
The little man smiled instead, "Lao Tzu doesn't steal or rob, this is a fair deal, fair, understand?" ”
At this time, the old man and the old lady held the colorful banknotes in their hands and wanted to cry without tears, seeing that the other passengers in the car were shrinking to the side and pretending to be quails, and they were afraid that the little man would really stab the girl, so she hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, fair trade, what is that...... Girl, auntie is fine, thank you. Then he said to the thin yin owl man and the bald head, "Or ...... The two eldest brothers also ran out of money, so they ...... Just get out of the car, shall we? "The old couple decided to suffer this loss, these three young men are obviously not good people, and they can't let the girl be really stabbed with a change cone in order to help herself.
The yin owl man had just changed his goal and was about to continue, but he was interrupted by the old lady, turned around and said viciously to the old lady, "Old lady, where is there so much nonsense, and there is so much money, we have to change it before we can get off." Then he said to the shivering man who was huddled in the window seat, "It's your turn, take out all the money you have on you and exchange it for dollars." ”
The man, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and neat clothes, looked like an elite, obediently opened his tightly held handbag and stammered, "I...... I...... I'm here,...... Just eight ...... Eight thousand dollars, big ...... Big brother, I'll give it all to you. ”
The yin owl man smiled, "Lao Tzu is not a money grabber, he wants to exchange voluntarily, he wants it voluntarily, understand?" He said loudly to the other passengers in the car, "Brother just wants to exchange the dollars in his hand for soft sister coins, everyone can change them if they want, don't you want to...... Hmph, don't force it. However, if you say that you are willing to exchange money and then you are searched by the brothers and keep your hands, you are playing with the brothers, and everyone understands the consequences. ”
The elite man nodded hurriedly, "Voluntary, yes, voluntary." ”
At this time, the girl couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded loudly, "We don't want to, you get out of the car." He said disdainfully to the elite man, "Look at your cowardice, what kind of successful person is pretending to be a pyramid scheme, right?" Don't be afraid, they don't dare to do anything, if you don't help others now, how will others help you in a while? ”
The little man obviously had a bad temper and lost patience with the beauty, so he took a step closer and covered his mouth and nose with his left hand, and raised his arm with his right hand to stab at the beauty.
The beauty was really scared now, screaming, "Ah, help!"
Su Wang hurriedly stood up and raised the money in his hand, "Brother, misunderstanding, we are voluntary, yes, voluntarily exchange money, you see, the money is here." ”
The little man looked at it, good guy, there must be almost 100,000, looked at the beauty vigilantly, and said to the yin owl man without looking back, "Old Jia, look! ”
The yin owl man let the bald head continue, and ran over to see it himself, Su Wang hurriedly smiled, "I originally planned to go back to my hometown and pay a down payment to buy a house, but now maybe I can buy more cars for my daughter-in-law to drive." As he spoke, he glanced at the beauty.
The yin owl man is obviously the legendary leading brother, look at the money that Su Wang can't grasp in his hand, and look at the bald head over there one by one for three thousand or two thousand, the money in his hand is not enough, he thought about it and pulled off the glass pendant around his neck and threw it to Su Wang, "This one was just brought back from the United States, and I bought it for more than 80,000 US dollars, so it's cheap, you kid." ”
The second disease of the beautiful woman attacked again, "You are stupid, this is a glass ......" Su Wang quickly hugged the shoulders of the beauty, raised the pendant in his hand, and said, "Daughter-in-law, look, my husband bought you a ......"
"This is American Alpine Jade. ”
"Oh yes, American Alpine Jade, how's it going, is the pendant pretty?" Said his hands tightened.
The beauty thought to herself, who is your daughter-in-law, this princess's advantage is not so easy to take advantage of, but she also knew that Su Wang was helping her, so she glared at him and didn't speak again.
This time, when they got in the car, they met such a big customer as Su Wang, and the three of them reached the goal of generating income, and exchanged the remaining "US dollars" for RMB, so they didn't search everyone's body, and the three of them found an intersection and got off the car, and when they got off the car, they threw fifteen yuan to the driver as a fare.
The car drove forward again, and the driver stopped the car and was about to take out his mobile phone to call the police, the elite man was shocked, "What are you doing?" ”
"Call the police." The driver said. The high-speed was taken by himself, and the man also took the initiative to pull it, so if he didn't call the police, it would really be unclear.
"Hurry up," the elite man yelled, "who knows if those three men followed us to see if we reported to the police?" Let me tell you, you pulled the people, and you have to pay for the money I was robbed. ”
The others nodded their heads and said noisily, "Yes, yes, that is, maybe you guys are working together to grab the money, or why don't you get off the highway?" ”
Now the driver had to call the police, stopped the car again, took out his mobile phone and dialed the number, if he really lost money, others didn't say it, but the 100,000 yuan in the hands of the young man behind him would have his own life.
When everyone saw that the car was about to stop again, they refused to stop, afraid that the three men would follow and get into the car again, so they said, "Drive quickly, go back and call the police." ”
Su Wang was already sitting in the front position at this time, muttering, "Isn't this the urban version of carving a boat for a sword?" If you don't call the police at the place where the crime occurred, the police don't care. ”
"What did you say?" The beauty turned her face sideways to look at Su Wang, and then found that her shoulders were still being hugged, so she shook her shoulders vigorously, shook off his hand, and squinted her eyes and said, "I'm quite willing to invest, and I want to save the beauty?" ”
Su Wang can not care about these, the car has to be like this all the time stop and go, can't go back in the middle of the night, the old lady is still stewing chickens at home, so she opened the bag and shouted loudly, "Everyone has been robbed of how much money to report, the money has been left by me, everyone came to receive it one by one." ”
Because the beauty was sitting next to him, she leaned over her long neck to see, the good guy was full of money, Su Wang sniffed the faint jasmine fragrance on the beauty, and said softly, "Well, jasmine fragrance." ”
The beauty gave him a roll of the eye and continued to look inside.
The elite man was the first to run over, "I'm first, just now I was robbed by them of more than 10,000, yes, 12,000, a full 12,000." ”
Before Su Wang could say anything, the beauty spoke first, "Have you ever had ten thousand?" Can you make a lot of money by engaging in MLM? ”
The elite man was very bold at this time, "You talk a lot from the time you get in the car, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's active cooperation, everyone in the whole car would have been harmed by you." Everyone followed behind and said yes, saying that the little girl was not sensible, but forgive you for the sake of your boyfriend.
How could a beautiful woman meet such a shameless person, she still met a nest, she was speechless by these people, her fingers trembled, and finally she snorted angrily and sat down. Su Wang turned his head and winked at her, and then said, "Everyone come one by one, and whoever I point to will come over." As he spoke, he said to the old man and the old lady who were robbed at the beginning, "Uncle and aunt come first, the two of you are three thousand yuan, right?" As he spoke, he ordered 3,000 yuan for the two of them.
"Thank you so much, lad." The old couple didn't know how to thank Su Wang, they just grabbed his sign and said some words of thanks incoherently. The elite man got impatient and shouted in the back, "It's my turn, it's my turn, I've been robbed of thirteen thousand." ”
Su Wang rolled his eyes, took out two hundred, and said, "You talk about it last." As he spoke, he pointed to a boy who looked like a student standing at the back and said, "Brother, are you coming?" ”
"I'm three thousand five," as if he was afraid that Su Wang wouldn't believe it, and said, "Two thousand five tuition, two months' living expenses, and one thousand yuan." Su Wang gave him another three thousand five.
The elite man also knew that Su Wang didn't want to see him, so he didn't dare to say anything to Su Wang, but he was urging others in the back one by one, while standing on tiptoe and swaying, wanting Su Wang to see him.
Seeing that everyone had received the money and returned to their seats, the elite man came up at this time, "Brother, it's my turn, my brother was robbed of 13,000 yuan," as if he was showing off his wealth, he said, "This is almost half a month's salary for my brother." ”
Su Wang pretended to rummage through his bag, "Ah, no, there is only my brother's wife left here," he said and opened the bag to show the elite man, "Ninety-five thousand, one point is not more, one point is not less." ”
The elite man looked at it, nine seals, and the rest of the money was also neatly stacked about five thousand yuan, and there was nothing else, his face changed greatly, and he was about to grab it to check, Su Wang pushed him away, "This is Lao Tzu's money." ”
The elite man's face changed continuously, looking at Su Wang's body shape, he estimated that he was not Su Wang's opponent, so he scolded the others, "Which bastard ignores Lao Tzu's money, hurry up and hand it over, don't wait for Lao Tzu to do it." ”
The beauty had long seen that this soft egg was not pleasing to the eye, and said lazily, "Maybe the three robber brothers looked at you right and hid your money elsewhere, and the third brother didn't come out, right, third brother?" ”
Su Wang thought to himself how I became your third brother, but still nodded, "The money is here, as for whether someone else took it more or something else, I don't know." ”
The beautiful woman also wanted to say something cool to stimulate the elite man, but she didn't expect the elite man to have red eyes and yelled at her, "That's why you stole my money, and you are so close to him." Hand it over quickly. He raised his handbag and said viciously.
Su Wang stood up and shook his hand and slapped him violently, saying, "It's a lot to save you," and he raised his leg and kicked him down, scolding, "Get out!" The driver stops and tells him to roll down. ”
Su Wang helped a whole car of people, and relieved the driver's master, the whole car was grateful to him, and at the same time they all looked down on this person jumping back and forth like a clown, the driver stopped the car and opened the door, Su Wang picked up the elite man and threw him down.
The car continued to move forward, and this time the driver did not dare to run on the provincial road again, so he found a nearby toll gate and got on the highway again.
After returning to his seat and sitting down, the beautiful woman leaned up and pressed his shoulders and exhaled like a brand, "Third brother, have you eaten dinner?" Why don't you get off the bus in a while, little sister, please ask you? ”
Su Wang was a little unaccustomed to the enthusiasm of beautiful women, so he moved his body and asked, "Why am I the third brother?" ”
"Aren't you such a good skill Yanzi Li San?" The beauty stretched out her right hand, her index finger and middle finger made a movement to hold the money, Su Wang watched the green onion white jade finger shake back and forth in front of his eyes, swallowed his saliva, and nodded again and again, "It's the third brother, it's the third brother." ”
"How many phone numbers is the third brother? How about a little sister plus your WeChat? The beauty continued.
If you give it to any normal person at this time, you will take the opportunity to say how much your number is, I will call you or something, but Su Wang is not a normal person, or he has been confused at this time, he just obediently reported his mobile phone number, and he was just thinking about how to set a woman's name in his heart.
Heyang County arrived soon, and Su Wang didn't ask the woman's name before getting off the bus, the two got off together, Su's father had already waited at the exit of the station, and when he saw Su Wang and a very beautiful girl, he was overjoyed, and hurriedly waved his hands and shouted, "Xiaofu, here, here." ”
The girl came over to say hello to Su's father, turned her head and got out of the Audi car parked on the side of the road and left.
Su's father was inexplicable, thinking that his son had brought back his girlfriend, but he didn't think about it and left, so he hurriedly asked his son what was going on.
Su Wang explained, "It's a friend made in the car." ”
"Come less, people don't mean to call her when they shake their phones?" Su's father didn't believe it at all, "When will you make an appointment to take it home and show it to your mother." ”
"Oh," Su Wang agreed, took out the phone and was stunned, and slapped his head suddenly.
Su's father hurriedly asked what was wrong.
Su Wang said to Su's father with a sad face, "Dad, I told the number to others, but I forgot to ask for the other party's number." ”