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Gao Yang circled around Lan Yi three times like a horse, stared at Lan Yi for a long time, and said slowly like a poet: "The hands are like soft wattles, the skin is like clotted fat, the collar is like a grub, and the teeth are like rhinoceros, no wonder you don't marry me." ”

Lan Yi smiled, didn't ask, and knew that this woman who made Fang Kui tremble and made the guards respectful and made Gu Weitian's expression complicated, there was no doubt that she was the eldest princess of Gaoyang, and when she said what she said about marrying you or not marrying me, everyone watched, she was so open-mouthed, and she could be regarded as a person with the utmost affection, according to etiquette, Lan Yi bowed: "I have seen the eldest princess." ”

It is easy to recognize again, Gao Yang is very disappointed.

Gu Weitian was even more anxious to know why Lan Yi had arrested the emperor, but before he could ask, the guards had already rushed out, of course, he was afraid of Gao Yangzai, and he was still quite cautious in his wording, only saying that the emperor decreed that no one was allowed to approach the young lady of the public loss.

Gu Weitian wanted to argue on the basis of reason, but Lan Yi didn't want to affect the innocent, so he said: "Lord Gu is a minister, you can't disobey the emperor's order, please go." ”

Cheng Shi next to him also advised: "We are not beneficial here, it is better to go out and find another way." ”

Gu Weitian acted cautiously, and felt that Cheng Shi's words were very reasonable, so he wanted to leave.

Unexpectedly, Gao Yang refused to leave, she came to meet Lanyi, the two of them did not fight, how could they go, not only did they leave, but also entered the room, the guards were helpless and hurried back to the palace to report to Yu Wenyou, Fang Kui had nothing but sighing.

The furnishings in the room are extremely simple, and there are not many chairs, as soon as Gao Yang sits, everyone else stands with their hands down because of the courtesy of the monarch and the ministers, but Lan Yi sits on the opposite side of Gao Yang generously, and persuades her with the words of persuading Gu Weitian: "The eldest princess really shouldn't come to this kind of place, the courtiers are now criminals, once the emperor knows, the eldest princess will inevitably cause trouble." ”

Gao Yang didn't mention this stubble, all his thoughts were on Gongzhutuo, how many years have he wanted to marry Gongzhutuo, as if Lanyi Magpie's Nest Dove was the first to take the lead, and muttered: "I've always wanted to marry Gongzhutuo, and then he married you, I'm not convinced, you tell me, where am I inferior to you?" ”

This question is really difficult to answer, but people are staring at themselves, and Lan Yi can't help but answer, thinking for a while, and said, "It's better for me to tell a story to the princess." ”

Gao Yang, who was still annoyed just now, had a story to listen to, and clapped his hands like a child.

With such a mind, Lan Yi felt that Gu Weitian was blessed, a woman who was too smart was not a man's blessing, but an innocent woman like the eldest princess of Gaoyang was easier to be happy and easier to bring happiness to others.

Part of Lan Yi's story is seen from those books that should not be read, and part of it is made up by herself, and this is also what she came up with at the moment, she straightened her waist, the story is like this-

Once upon a time, there was a white cat who had a crush on the tiger for a long time, and she felt that the tiger was tall and magnificent, and she felt that the tiger was fierce and powerful, and she could be called a hero in the world, but the mother of the white cat married her to another black cat who had admired her for a long time under the pressure of her parents' orders.

The arm could not twist the thigh, and although the white cat agreed, he escaped from the new house on the night of the wedding and fled to the mountains to find the tiger he had loved for a long time.

That night, the bright moon was like frost and the wind was like water, the white cat found a tiger on a hillside, the tiger was biting a prey under the beautiful scenery, not to mention how heroic it was, the white cat ran over with unbearable excitement, but unexpectedly, another tigress ran out of the oblique, and the tiger in her heart obediently gave the prey in her mouth to the tigress, and did not squint at the white cat.

After the tigress was full, the white cat took the opportunity to confess to the tiger in her heart, but the tiger snorted and sneered: "Don't make trouble, you are a cat and I am a tiger, how can I marry you." ”

The white cat was affectionate: "But I like you." ”

The tiger glanced at the white cat meaningfully: "The way of marriage, only liking is not enough, can you hunt down the prey with me?" ”

Looking at the shelves on the ground that were much bigger than his own, the white cat shook his head shamefully.

The tiger asked again, "Can you help me guard the territory?" ”

Listening to the howls of fierce beasts echoing in the empty night sky from time to time, the white cat shook his head timidly.

The tiger finally asked, "Can you defeat me and stop me when I am wild and untamable?" ”

Defeating a tiger with a cat is simply a strange talk in the world, and the white cat doesn't even have the courage to shake his head.

At this time, there was a long roar of a tigress, and the white cat's heart tiger said to her: "You can't do anything, why should I marry you?" ”

After saying that, he swaggered to find the tigress.

The white cat felt that he had lost his heart forever, and immediately cried, and was sad, when the black cat appeared and said softly: "You at least still have me." ”

The white cat suddenly found that the most suitable for herself turned out to be the black cat, and she and the tiger were not the same kind and the same way.

After the story was told, it was probably too bizarre, and Gao Yang lived in the palace and was lonely, so she listened attentively, and she was still immersed in it after the story was over.

After talking for a long time, Lan Yi felt thirsty, turned around to get the teacup on the table of the Eight Immortals, and inadvertently looked at Gu Weitian, only to feel that Gu Weitian looked confused, looking at her as if he was drunk, Lan Yi sighed in his heart, he didn't know that Gu Weitian understood her story, and thanked her for explaining the eldest princess of Gaoyang so much, and thought that people had other ideas about her, after all, they were frightened on this, Lan Yi hurriedly turned his gaze away from his direction, picked up the teacup and took a sip.

Suddenly, the eldest princess of Gaoyang, Huo Di, stood up, glared at her, and said, "You say, if a cat really marries a tiger, will the child born in the future be a cat or a tiger?" ”

Ahem, ahem!

Lan Yi hurriedly put the teacup on the table of the Eight Immortals, she was only responsible for enlightening and teaching, not responsible for whether it was logical, this question of the eldest princess of Gaoyang caught her off guard, whether the cat and the tiger would give birth to a cat child or a tiger child, Lan Yi was messy.

And the pampered princess Chitose still didn't give up: "I know that you compare Gongyi Tuo to a tiger and me to a cat, which is nothing more than saying that Gong Tuotuo can't marry me, but the two of us are about the same size and age, could it be that you are a tigress?" ”

Lan Yi grinned: "Gongyi belongs to the tiger, and I also belong to the tiger, so we are the same kind." ”

The eldest princess of Gaoyang thought for a while, and pointed at her with her hand: "No, the public loses twenty-eight or nine, and is almost thirty, he is a tiger, how old are you, how can you be a tiger." ”

Lan Yi instantly remembered the candle night in the cave room, and Gong Tuo also asked this question, it seems that this eldest princess and Gong Tuo are not the same kind, they are all so naïve, and they sighed helplessly: "Zi Rat, Ugly Cow, Tiger Mao, Rabbit, Chenlong, Snake, Horse, Horse, Sheep, Shen Monkey, Chicken, Dog, Pig." ”

The eldest princess of Gaoyang was puzzled, and pouted: "You tell fortunes and wear gowns." ”

Lan Yi had no choice but to fold his fingers and repeat: "Zi Rat, Ugly Cow, Yin Tiger, Mao Rabbit, Chenlong, Snake, Snake, Wu Ma, Wei Yang, Shen Monkey, Chicken, Dog, Hai Pig, Twelve Years a Cycle, Twelve Years After Gong Tuo was born, I was born, he belongs to the tiger, and I also belong to the tiger." ”