Chapter 16 is all a lie

Yang Yi looked at Princess Taiping in his arms, no, it was Snow White, tears were about to fall, very speechless, although Snow White in the crystal coffin was a Lori, not yet very mature, but still very beautiful and amazing, now look at it, Snow White has become a yin and yang face, the left face is green, and the right face is white......

The story doesn't say that after the prince saved the princess, he became a yin and yang face, what kind of trouble is this? Yang Yi wants to cry without tears, is it because he is a fake, so it can only be this effect? That's too fucked up, he also wants to marry Snow White as the king, a good beauty has become a yin and yang face, it's really weird enough. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Snow White looked at the man in front of her with short hair, strange clothes, and even more strange face, and asked again, "Who are you?"

"Great, great, the princess has woken up, this is really good news......" Bodol shouted happily, Yang Yi also came back to his senses, sorted out his chaotic thoughts, bowed his head and said softly to Snow White: "Hello, my beautiful princess, I am the prince of the Far East Dragon Kingdom, I fell here in distress, and I happened to save you, oh, my beautiful princess, the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you, can you be my beautiful bride?"

That's how it developed in the fairy tale, after Prince Charming saved Snow White, he couldn't wait to propose marriage without saying anything about a date, and Snow White agreed to it happily, since it is said in the story, then follow the script, although Snow White has become a yin and yang face, but she is also a princess with a yin and yang face, and being able to marry a princess is to accumulate eight lifetimes of virtue, so don't pick and choose.

The problem is, Snow White didn't promise him. When the story came to Yang Yi, he didn't play according to the routine, Snow White blinked a few big eyes, made a while, and said to Yang Yi: "Thank you for saving me, but, but I just woke up, you let me marry you, it's too sudden!"

"No, that's what the story says......" Yang Yi muttered, Snow White struggled to get up from his arms, and Podol excitedly pounced on Snow White and shouted: "Princess, princess, His Royal Highness the prince said, as long as you help you regain the throne, you can give us our true identity and be the people of your kingdom, great, great, we don't have to be exiled again......"

Snow White was very confused, she couldn't react at all, she didn't understand what was going on, but she could understand that anyone who woke up and saw a man who was extremely strange, out of step with everything she knew, and claimed to be a prince in distress, and saved herself, and opened her mouth to get married, and then the dwarf pounced excitedly, to become a citizen of her kingdom, and no one would be confused.

"Don't worry, Bordor, I'm a little dizzy, can you tell me what's going on?"

"Your Royal Highness, the matter is like this......"

Yang Yi was not interested in listening to Podol tell Snow White what happened, now he wanted to be quiet, quietly think about what to do next, he quietly picked up half of the poisonous apple that Snow White spit out, and walked out, Yang Yi knew that marrying Snow White was basically yellow, because all he saw in Snow White's eyes was panic, doubt, and fear, not to mention love, there was no gratitude, and Yang Yi also knew what the problem was, it was in his sentence to the prince in distress.

If he is the real Prince Charming, Snow White can still live a good life with him, and he can even take revenge with the power of Prince Charming and regain the kingdom, but what can Yang Yi bring to Snow White?

Fairy tales are all deceitful, there is not so much beauty and innocence, the seemingly beautiful is actually within reasonable rules, the princess can only match the prince, the seven dwarfs have already saved Snow White, and I haven't seen who she married, he's a fake prince knockoff, no wonder Snow White didn't agree.

Yang Yi's plan is to follow the plot, save Snow White, and then Snow White will agree to marry him, and then go to the queen with the magic mirror to trouble, he has cookies that can become bigger, become like a giant to kill the queen, and become a king himself, how beautiful everything is......

But the reality ruthlessly gave him a slap in the face, the cookies expired, although it was not yet determined that Snow White would definitely marry him, but Yang Yi had to think of a way out in advance, not to mention the Yin-Yang face Snow White, how to look like a ghost...... Yang Yi doesn't have such a heavy taste.

Life without retreat is fucked, Yang Yi has to think about what to do next? He walked out of the dwarf's wooden house, the cold wind outside, but Yang Yi couldn't feel it, he sat on the steps in front of the door with a frustrated sound, and with a whoosh, Fang Pian 2 rushed to him with his sword and asked, "Your Royal Highness, are we going to retreat?"

"The matter is not finished yet, before it is time to leave, give, you stuff this half-fast apple into the mouth of Prince Charming, who was hidden in the tree hole by us, I want to be quiet, retreat!"

Fang Pian 2 answered, turned his head to leave, but suddenly turned his head and asked, "Your Highness, who is Jingjing?"

"Get out!"

Fang Pian 2 went to stuff poisoned apples for Prince Charming, but Yang Yi couldn't cry or laugh, such an old joke also made Fang Pian 2 perform a handful, he was silent, reached out his pocket, took out the expired biscuits and looked at it, he was still a little unwilling, he was reluctant to throw away Prince Charming, this thing is an indispensable part of his plan, is it really expired?

Yang Yi unwillingly took out the last three small biscuits, ate one, no reaction, let alone become a giant, even grew to one meter nine did not happen, and even the stomach did not hurt, Yang Yi ate the remaining two pieces, expired quite completely, Yang Yi angrily threw away the biscuit box, wanted to take out the potion to see if it had expired, the potion bottle was gone, I don't know if it fell or disappeared, but took out half a box of cigarettes in his pocket......

Yang Yi looked at the half box of cigarettes in his hand, this may be the only thing he brought from which world, and the only thought, Yang Yi sighed, pulled out the root, but there was no lighter, I don't know when I lost it, went back to the fireplace in the house and lit a cigarette, and continued to return to the door to sit.

It is still a familiar taste, the stimulation of tobacco makes Yang Yi can't help but be in a trance, what he is experiencing now is really bizarre and can't even dream of it, he still can't believe that he really traveled to the fairy tale world, Yang Yi spit out a smoke ring, and his thoughts pulled back, now is not the time to be sentimental, he still has to solve the problem of survival.

The current situation is that Snow White is saved, but she has become a yin and yang face, and she is obviously unwilling to marry him, and the cookies that he relies on to transform into giants have also expired, and without cookies, how can he deal with the queen who can do magic? Even if the queen has no magic, is there still less samurai to guard?

Just rely on yourself and the four 2s, if you want to kill the queen, it is better to buy a piece of tofu and kill it yourself, and I don't know if there is tofu in this world...... But it's all come to this point, do you want to give up? The hard work in front of you is all in vain, Yang Yi is a little unwilling, but there is no good way.

A deep sense of powerlessness swept through Yang Yi's whole body, why is it so difficult for him to wear it......? Why is it so difficult? Yang Yi took a deep breath of cigarette, complaining about the sky is useless, there are only two choices now, leave with four 2s, or ......

As soon as he thought of this, the wooden door behind him was pushed open and squeaked...... With a sound, Yang Yi couldn't help but turn his head to look, and saw Snow White with a yin and yang face coming out, wearing dwarf skins, seeing Yang Yi nodding reservedly, and sitting side by side with Yang Yi on the steps, Yang Yi didn't know what to say, and Snow White didn't know what to say.

After a moment of silence, Snow White turned her head and asked, "Are you really a prince?"

Yang Yi was bitten to death by the identity of the prince, but he is incompatible with this world, the breed is strange, the clothes are strange, and he is as down-and-out as a flower child, how can he prove that he is a prince? Yang Yi took a puff of cigarette, his eyes lit up, and he turned his head to Snow White and said: "Of course I am a prince, although I am in trouble, it is also incomparable to ordinary people, I don't believe you!"

Yang Yi has nothing to do, only half a box of cigarettes is left, but this half box of cigarettes is the essence of modern civilization, filters, delicate tobacco, exquisite cigarette boxes and packaging, and anti-counterfeiting logos that show different patterns in a flash, not bragging, in this semi-obscurantist fairy tale world, it is simply a mythical existence.

Snow White took Yang Yi's half of the box of cigarettes, looked at the pattern on the cigarette box, and exclaimed: "It's so exquisite, the pattern on it is so exquisite, even the greatest craftsman is difficult to make such a beautiful ......" She didn't know how to describe the cigarette case, but she was a princess after all, and her vision was wider than the average person, although she couldn't see what it was, she could feel the height of modern technology.

Yang Yi flicked the cigarette butt with the filter into the air, looked at the fire that drew an arc, and said to Snow White: "In my hometown, I have to smoke a box of such tobacco every day, the thing you hold in your hand is called a cigarette box, I will throw it away after smoking, excuse me, if I am not a prince, how can I consume it?"

Snow White didn't ask Yang Yi why he was in trouble, presumably it was Bodol who told him what Yang Yi told him, and told Snow White again, Snow White was silent, looked at Yang Yi and said: "I should thank you, it was you who saved me, otherwise I would still be asleep, you are a prince, although you are in trouble, but you must be very capable, in fact, we are sympathetic, Podol said that you can't go back to your kingdom for the time being, if you ...... If, I mean, if you can help me reclaim the throne, I can promise to marry you......"