As we all know, London, England used to have a nickname, called the fog capital, and the reason for this name is even more well-known, but in fact, at that time in the United Kingdom, not only London, but all industrial cities were actually shrouded in a thick smell of smog all day long. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In this case, the British aristocracy, which coincided with the end of the parliamentary session and the beginning of the annual social season, had to change the tradition of holding large social events in the city and go to the countryside where there was no pollution caused by industrial equipment.

So in English-speaking countries, all country clubs are high-end goods, and all urban ...... Well, there's quite a bit of low-grade stuff.

Of course, after running to the country club, things become interesting, first of all, there are more places for men to cheat with women, because you can take ladies to various places to explore, but after a long time, this trick is not easy to use, whenever you go out to explore, every man will be asked to bring his own home, so everyone's desire to explore is suddenly gone, and what follows, is that the men are depressed and get together to say that the old ladies are not- One of the most hateful things is that there are endless dance parties, endless tea parties, and there are so many topics that are said every time, and everyone can memorize what everyone says.

When the men complained about the unfairness of fate, the ladies came to disturb again: "Ah~ You are here, just right, let's chat together~"

Afraid of something, and the ladies naturally ask, "Could it be that you are thinking of something nasty?" - dirty game.

The men quickly followed the ladies and said, "Actually, we are preparing for the competition." ”——game

In fact, the reason why they tell the ladies that it is a competition is that they are completely afraid of being caught back in the house to dance, to chat, to go to endless tea parties, so they bring the men together to talk nonsense and gambling activities, giving a very competitive term - sports competitions.

In fact, sports and rules of play were clearly designed to exclude women in the first place.

But in the past, there were no sports competitions, everyone was aristocrats, and the cattle were blown out, so we couldn't let those old ladies who obviously didn't believe in it see through it, right? For the nobles, it was okay to die, but they must not lose face, let alone lose face to the old ladies! Who is to blame, and if you tell the truth just now, it will be over?

So, the male aristocrats who were difficult to ride the tiger suddenly sentenced the lying guy to death en masse - and then he was thrown to the battlefield against the Boers - on the one hand, they began to brainstorm again, and soon someone thought that they could borrow some records of slaves who were thrown in cages and beat each other in the Roman Empire as seen in the books, and combined with some content from the previously popular knightly system and knightly novels, to formulate a wide variety of rules for competitions and competitions.

For example, the polo - this is made by the duke with cavalry, and the rugby - this is made by the duke who likes the infantry, and interestingly, the rugby represents a cannonball or a solid ......; Another example is football - this one is very interesting, it was made by a duke who has a slave fleet of his own, and football ...... It is to stand on the upper deck of the Yunnu ship and kick the high head of the lower deck with his foot...... In fact, at that time, one of the most popular things was that the high-ranking aristocracy had to come up with at least one fascinating competition and set the rules accordingly, otherwise it would be looked down upon and very humiliating.

So fencing, equestrianism, weightlifting, cricket, archery, shooting, running, high jumping, pole vaulting, boxing, rowing, etc., all the things that the nobles thought of were comparable to them, became sports, and of course, considering that the eyes of the ladies were more and more adoring them, the men finally decided to make ballroom dancing one of the competitions......

That's right, that's what the English aristocracy, the origin of modern sports, did, and their fundamental purpose was to have the opportunity to stay away from the female aristocracy during the day......

Of course, the old ladies actually know what the old men think, so some female aristocratic members specially wrote such a paragraph full of feelings, which seems to be praise, but in fact contains a strong British teasing: "We see that when another man throws a ball at him, it is the English man who performs the best." At that time, we see that he has neither malice, nor any attempt to retaliate, nor embarrassment, nor grumbling, nor wishing to take advantage of others, and we see that he obeys the law and respects the rules which he generally makes himself, that he assumes that his opponents will respect them in the same way, that he is astonished if there is an attempt to deceive him, and that he is equally disdainful if the victor appears triumphant, or if the loser loses his temper...... It's as simple as that. You either catch the ball, kick it or hit it, or you lose it, and the same goes for the opponent. Everyone embraced it. ”

(Note: I couldn't find the original article...... And it was said everywhere on the Internet that this was a quote from a British female writer, so I also cheekily copied and pasted it directly. But if you analyze it carefully, and think back to the way the British ridicule people, this passage does not look like a compliment, but more like a mockery with a pretending of confusion. ）

As for the fact that the British have vigorously promoted sports in schools, isn't this also a merit of others?

Merit is true, but the original intention of promotion is not as good as everyone thinks, because after the establishment of British higher education institutions led by Oxford and Cambridge, they have always been committed to absorbing the descendants of the British upper class, that is, the successors of the aristocracy, so that they not only have more knowledge to manage commoners and territories, but also have a suitable environment for establishing interpersonal relationships.

But everyone knows that the relationship iron is nothing more than doing four things together, studying, carrying guns, sharing spoils and picking up girls, the first three are almost always things that the upper class circle will do together, and the latter is the same.

In the schools of the young aristocracy, the loss of parental control made them even more disturbed and unclean, and the records of the harassment of local women in Oxford and Cambridge include not only the victims of the private and small burgher classes, but also the women of the same nobility and the grandmothers of the monasteries of high status at the time. Judging from the status of women in British society at that time, even aristocratic women could only accept the argument of "marry you or it will be over, what are you called", but as the aristocracy of the upper class of society, they are naturally unwilling to accept such universal social values, so they can only spend more money to plug the mouths of the victims.

In addition, these young masters often go to the opium hall together or pay for high-class courtesans from London together, so that they can show that they are like their fathers in the London social circle, and that women who can be welcomed by everyone can also be used to show that they are as strong as their parents...... At the same time, that is, in the process of the transformation of the British economy to industrialization, because the peasants were squeezed from the land to the cities by the bourgeoisie, the rent that many traditional aristocrats relied on for their livelihood was greatly reduced, in other words, it made their parents feel that their son's profligacy had reduced their living standards, that is, it was too expensive to let the children go to school, and for a while the arguments that it was better for the young masters to be illiterate emerged one after another, so the school had to find ways to make these future successors of the British Empire consume excess energy, lest they really be called back by their parents, then France, Italy and other countries have centralized higher education, which is about to disappear in the UK.

Therefore, the aristocratic ladies could not afford to squander their sons, so sports could smoothly enter the British education system.

It is true that the emergence of sports and the real reason for the inclusion of sports in the education system described above are not very comfortable to look at, but this is the result of completely putting aside the emotional description of the beautiful vision of things and discerning the essence of things in a purely logical way. After discerning the true logical context of the development of things, it is equally easy to distinguish the layers of beautiful or unbeautiful perceptual thinking hidden above things, and can enable capable people to copy this means into real life...... This is the reason why Phoebe, who thinks in a purely logical way, is able to grasp the opportunity and use the opportunity to promote girlhood - the fundamental reason for the emergence and promotion of sports is because some people are unwilling to do certain things, but it is generally believed that those people are one of the merits of those people, and also faintly contribute to the praise and praise of the English aristocracy, which is what makes Phoebe willing to learn and use this method, and what she wants to do is to let Girls' Generation get the same benefits.

Of course, the crux of the whole thing is that in explaining the benefits of sports to the untruthful commoners, the upper class used the means of mobilizing the media to tout the aristocratic lifestyle and the aristocratic spirit.

If you don't understand the reason for the initial appearance, you will naturally be unable to distinguish and refine the means of promotion, which may be more like a self-justifying assumption for many people. But for Phoebe, she naturally wants everyone to think that this is just a self-justifying assumption.

And before Li Xiuman left the Girls' Generation dormitory, the incident of going to the bathroom to take pictures really made everyone feel stunned, even the members of Girls' Generation felt embarrassed.

But after the news was quickly reached Phoebe's ears, Phoebe said without thinking, "You forgot? Mr. Li has always been very concerned about the life of artists, looking at our dormitory on the surface, it looks good, but most of the things that are really useful to us are still in the bathroom, he actually wants to see if the things we use are cheap or at least have quality assurance, don't forget, he said before that Girls' Generation should be like a noble princess combination in the entertainment industry, so I think he wants to see if the things we use are high-end and good. ”

When every explanation is first made, including when the lie is first told, those who hear it are actually skeptical, but, just as the English aristocracy's dedication to the promotion of sport and the spirit of sport is transformed from the spirit of aristocracy, as long as no one refutes it at the outset, the explanation or lie will be praised and become "a universally accepted fact".

Of course, Phoebe's thinking is too fast, she will seize every opportunity that flashes up for the combination, of course, the most important thing is that compared to her ability to seize opportunities, the ability to find opportunities is incomparable to everyone, naturally, making her thinking and vision difficult to keep up, so when she explained Li Xiuman's behavior in such a categorical way, everyone was surprised: You are too good at making sycophants, right?!!?

This is only the feeling of those who witnessed the event, just like the one that quoted a mocking article by an English aristocratic female writer, and as the statement spreads into the eyes of those who do not know the truth, this feeling will be understood and recognized.

In fact, Phoebe is so good at sycophancy, even Sunny can't stand it anymore, but after seeing the assistants gathered in the dormitory, Sunny understands that instead of letting others talk about Li Xiuman's favorite places to pee in Girls' Generation, it is really better to promote Phoebe's statement.

So, Sunny immediately followed Phoebe's statement, of course, because she was Li Xiuman's niece, so everyone's initial thought was: nonsense, that's your uncle, of course you are towards him.

But don't forget, after being seen peeing and being photographed, the members of Girls' Generation themselves are actually quite embarrassed, although they feel that it is a bit shameless for the SP sisters to say this, but on the other hand, explaining Li Xiuman's approach in this way is indeed very acceptable to everyone, so everyone in Girls' Generation hesitated and began to agree with Phoebe's statement.

However, before them, Kim Doo-seok, Phoebe's dog, as the absolute authority of the team, defined this matter: "That's right, Phoebe is right, Director Li Xiuman often emphasizes that because artists often need makeup, they have high requirements for skin care, so they often remind us that these agents must pay attention to preparing the best skin care and makeup remover products for everyone, he usually rarely goes to the artist's dormitory, this time I should inspect it by the way to see if my work is in place." ”

A couple of make-up assistants agreed: "It's true that the company places a lot of emphasis on taking care of your skin, and asks us to replace it if we see you using a bargain." ”

From a logical point of view, in fact, these two things cannot be used as evidence for each other, but for human beings with perceptual thinking, it is impossible to find out at the first time, and the statements of Kim Doo-seok and the makeup assistants are actually not logically related, but because of the characteristics of the perceptual thinking mode, people will think that these two things are related and can prove each other.

So, although everyone was skeptical at first, after a few words, everyone began to agree with this point of view: the place where Li Xiuman saw peeing was something to be proud of.

I said a long time ago that when a mode of thinking has not been summarized, people will always spontaneously try to add branches and leaves to this mode of thinking, so as to make this statement more rich and perfect, so an assistant said: "Indeed, when I was still a trainee, Mr. Li was the only one in the company who would visit us in the dormitory, and from that time on, he began to check the bathroom to see if the things we used would hurt the skin, and I was scolded by him for using cheap skin care products......"

As I said before, at least half of the assistant team scattered all over the company are from the company's trainee system, and Koreans also have the same herd characteristics as the Japanese, especially in the face of good things, if you say "Mr. Li didn't see where I peed back then" at this time, not only will you be ostracized, but you may also be looked down upon, because "Mr. Li doesn't care about you" , The most important thing is that the trainee department is indeed the most organized in the assistant team of the company, and it used to be with Lee so-man as the ideological core to fight with Kim Young-min's highly educated faction, so the members of Girls' Generation watched their assistant team and show off the story of "How Master Lee sees where I pee".

Soon, everyone set their sights on Girls' Generation again, after all, theoretically speaking, they debuted and are the most favored people in the company, so Mr. Li should have seen where they peed, just like when they came to the dormitory for inspection this time.

Yu Li didn't react to what was going on - well, in fact, the members barely reacted to what was going on - but Yu Li expressed his personal feelings: "I was going home to live at that time, but I remember one time, Mr. Li stopped me, saying that the cosmetics I used didn't smell right, and I had to open the bag, and then he picked out a skin cream I just bought, threw it away, and told me not to use this kind of ...... in the future."

At this time, the assistants who were not born as trainees also began to believe it, and looked at the others of Girls' Generation.

In fact, at this point, even if Bensh hadn't experienced anything like this, you'd have to make up a story.

Of course, there are also some "stubborn" ones, such as Xu Xian and Xiaoyuan, who have never understood what is going on, and they all say "I haven't experienced it." And the others, all said that Li Xiuman really likes to check the quality of skin care products for trainees and artists, and in fact, most of what everyone said is the truth, just like Tiffany said: "After I came to Korea, Mr. Li was very concerned about my use of cosmetics, and you also know that the makeup concepts of Americans and Koreans, as well as the brands of makeup they usually use, are different, and Mr. Li also threw my cosmetics and scared me to fire me if I used them again...... I never dared to use those cosmetics again. Actually, as you all know, when I first came back, my Korean was not good, and he probably couldn't explain it to me, so he scared me so much. ”

And Phoebe said: "You forgot, when I was training in the assault, but the house that Mr. Li helped to borrow, and he also took care of my training progress every day, including a record of what cosmetics I used." ”

So, the members of Girls' Generation and the assistant team spent nearly two hours arguing that the place where Mr. Li saw peeing was glorious, and everyone also reached a consensus on this: Girls' Generation doesn't seem to be the first combination of places where he sees peeing, SJ has been seen.

Well, this development direction is still under the guidance of Phoebe, but it is not said by Phoebe herself, but by an assistant.

And Phoebe's purpose is naturally to spread this statement from girlhood to SJ, and from SJ to the whole company and the entire Korean society, the reason is that the people who see Lee so-man taking pictures today are not only them, but also many outsiders who have the right to speak......